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The official iPhone app of Ariyoshi AKB Co., Ltd., which has yet to be shown on TV
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The Koji Haru Dentaku app, which has Haruna Kojima's Mune-kyun word hidden in it, is also currently on the best-seller
First, we have Tetsurou Legawa's monomaniac
Oh, it's really real
That's right
The moment Newton discovered the Banyou gravity
Wow!
The speech of Mrs. Curie at the Nobel Prize
Everyone, thank you!
Mrs. Curie!
And last but not least, Koichi Wajima
You know, boxing is all about getting inside.
Perfect impersonation.
That's right, it's all thanks to this person.
So tonight, we'll have Tomu Sekine as our instructor,
who will teach us how to survive in the entertainment world.
Music flowing in the cafeteria
If you listen to it vaguely
Match the rhythm without knowing
Start moving from your toes
I can't stop my feelings now
Come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Bet on it
Love fortune cookie
The future is not so bad
Hey, hey, hey
Life isn't something to throw away, is it?
I have a premonition that you and I will love each other somewhere
Sekine Tsutomu's How to delusion
I'm delusional
Does it help?
It helps
The brain develops another part
And the part that is not satisfied can be treated by delusion
AKB is forbidden to sleep
I'm delusional
Because I'm married, I can't go out with women
I can't go out with women because I'm married
I can't cheat on them, so I go out with them in my head and deal with them
Can you deal with them?
I did my best
What kind of broadcast do you usually do?
For example, Koji Haru
I really like Koji Haru
I go on a date with Koji Haru
I go to the farm first
We like each other, so we put our energy into it and came with white boots
It was raining a little, so I thought I could sleep on the soil
I said I was tired today, and I said it was true
I fell asleep while I was making tea
I thought the boots I wore today were dirty, so I polished them
and put them in the bag. Then, I went home.
Then, one day, I said,
Today is the day to check my clothes.
I thought my white boots might be dirty.
How dirty are they?
I thought I could polish them, so I opened them.
They were white.
Thank you very much.
I was like, thank you!
I'm so happy!
I see.
I'm doing it for you.
That's amazing.
I'm so impressed.
You're with a great person.
I do it like that.
It's hard to do it from the beginning.
I'm going to ask questions.
I'm going to draw out the answer.
I'm going to draw it out.
What kind of person do you want to be when you're reborn?
First of all, let me give you an example.
Which do you prefer, a man or a woman, when you're reborn?
I prefer a woman.
What about your country?
I prefer Spain.
What's your job?
I'm a flamenco dancer.
You're tall and beautiful.
You have beautiful eyes.
I prefer a beautiful woman.
So you hang out with different people.
Yes, I like girls who have a lot of love.
You know, like this.
They appear in the truth scene.
I wanted to have a lot of love.
I see.
So I wanted everyone to pay attention to it.
I've been watching hell for 8 years.
It's a comparison.
That kind of thing comes out.
In Hiyo's case, if you do this,
It's a long time ago,
He's the one who protects the Canadian forest.
The Hollywood actress comes to the show.
It's like a summer vacation.
So, if a cheeky Hollywood actress comes and says,
I don't like the forest.
He wakes up to something he's never seen before in nature.
He doesn't care about me at all.
He cherishes nature.
And a week later, he says,
I've given up all my life.
I don't want to be tied to someone like Alhazamai.
I'll ask everyone.
This is the basics.
I'll ask you one by one.
If you were to be reborn, would you be a man or a woman?
I want to be a woman.
I want to be a man.
I want to be a woman.
Where do you want to be born?
I want to be born in Russia.
A Russian woman?
I want to be born in France.
Where?
I want to be born in Japan.
I want to be born in India.
What is your job?
I want to be born in Ichiba.
How tall are you?
168 cm.
What is your style?
I want to be slim.
What kind of person is your boyfriend?
My boyfriend is about 2 meters tall.
I want to be Nikolai.
She wants to be happy as a woman.
She wants to be protected by a big man.
She wants to be protected.
Mayu is a French woman.
What is your job?
I am a designer.
How tall are you?
I am 170 cm tall.
What is the color of your eyes?
Blue, pale blue.
Sekine-san seems to be happy.
What kind of person is your boyfriend?
He is an architect.
So both of you have something in common.
She is a little bit realistic.
She is longing for something realistic.
Certainly.
She is a Japanese man.
How about you, Yokoyama-chan?
My job?
Oh!
How tall are you?
About 175 cm.
You can be an S.P.
What is your name?
My name is YAMATO.
YAMATO is cool!
How old were you when you got married?
I got married when I was about 27
What's your job?
I'm a Korean
What's your name?
Yoo-chan
Yoo-chan?
So cute
So you admire men
So you admire men who work hard
This is embarrassing
Where is she from?
She is Indian
Indian woman
What is your job?
I am a model
I have a deep interest in Asian things
How tall are you?
168 cm
Do you have an Indian lover?
Or do you have a lover in the world?
I met a model
Makeup artist
She is American
Makeup artist. She is the top make-up artist in Japan
I want to marry someone who understands my job
I see
If you fantasize like that, you will be able to fantasize at any time
That's right
I fantasized for a short time
I thought a lot
I like to ask for height
Height is quite important
I fantasized for a long time
Because it is different in that profession
If you are a basketball player, you want 195 to 2m, right?
But in general, women are 160, 150 to 165
Isn't it the easiest to choose clothes?
It's amazing
I fantasize in detail
You fantasize about your lover?
Yes, I fantasize about my lover
I fantasize about my lover
So, in the whole world,
I can be a brappy
or you can create it
like now
How do you feel, Sekine?
Sometimes I do it by myself
but when I see the world's best players
I feel like I'm on the field
What are you talking about?
400m or 800m players have beautiful bodies
How about we try to guess?
First, who do you want to date?
Japanese
What's your job?
My job?
Policeman You said Yamato just now, didn't you?
Yamato is cool, isn't he?
But that's a good thing, isn't it?
Civil servants are stable.
She wants happiness when she stabilizes. It means you're not gargling.
You can do more and more like that, delusion.
I used to fantasize about going out with Sharapova.
Then, Sharapova in tennis has 188.
And since I'm Russian, I'm more stout than a Japanese woman. And you're an athlete.
I was wondering how I should hug her.
At that time, Udo was drinking with me.
Udo was cute, so I said, Udo is cute.
Udo is 178 cm tall, but she is short, but she is 10 cm tall.
I thought that was about it.
At that time, Udo and I broke up.
And I broke up.
This is impossible.
I can't hold the shala power.
I feel so much pressure.
It's a big deal.
Udo felt your shala power.
Yes, Udo felt my shala power.
I am happy about this.
When I had a blind date with Mr. Matsutaka at the Japanese Academy Awards.
He is such a wonderful person.
He is so cheerful.
It was the best.
As a woman, it was wonderful.
I fell in love with her.
We were together for a day.
What did you do?
I couldn't support him.
Matsutaka Koho.
I couldn't support such a famous person.
That's right.
Your father, Koshiro Matsumoto.
I couldn't support him.
You couldn't support him.
That's what I did.
Kojima-san, do you want to fall in love with Sekine-san?
I want to.
Where do you want to go?
I don't know.
I want to go to Shinbashi, which is not so flashy.
Shinbashi? That's nice.
I want to go to Pon-Owari.
That's nice.
What do you want to eat?
Ramen.
Ramen? That's nice.
Pork bone, soy sauce, salt?
Miso?
That's funny.
That's a good idea, Sekine-san.
That's a good idea.
I want to eat salt ramen.
That's nice.
I know the base.
Salt is the base.
That's nice.
What do you do after eating that?
After eating that, I want to go to Shinbashi.
I want to go to Odaiba.
Odaiba, do you want to go to the game center?
I want to go to the game center.
The one that does the slider.
The girl's police.
For example, you fight with everyone, right?
With everyone, right?
I think it's a team of four or five.
It's about three, right?
But from now on,
If you communicate with two doctors, you'll be number one sooner or later.
It's Kojima-san's delusion.
Kojima-san takes people's delusions.
I want to say something that develops like that.
I want to say that it will get better from now on.
It's a fun date.
Watanabe-san, Nao-san, do you want to go?
Let's go on a date with Sekine-san.
Where? Where?
What should I do?
I like Hakone. I like Hakone. Which part of Hakone should I go to?
Watanabe-san, Nao-san, you go too? Then let's go on a date with Sekine-san.
Where? Where? What should I do?
Hakone is good.
Where do you go in Hakone?
I think I'm busy with work every day.
Is it Sengoku-bara?
There is Shizuki.
That's good.
I want to feel the nature and take it easy.
I want to take a train or a car.
I want to go to Romance.
Mayu's handmade bento?
Of course! I'll make it at home and eat it.
The suzuki is very expensive, so once Mayu goes in, I'll be able to eat it.
Where is Mayu?
Mayu, where are you?
She came out quickly.
It's okay to lose sight of her in Sengoku Hara, but don't lose sight of the real Mayu.
What kind of thing are you talking about?
What are you doing?
I was helping her.
And then I'll eat onsen manju and go home.
You won't stop, will you?
I'll change my clothes.
You'll change your clothes.
At first, it's like that.
I'll go out with her slowly.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's really fun.
You'll be excited, right?
Your brain will warm up, right?
If you do that, you'll have a good dream.
Even if something bad happens on that day, if you do it before you go to bed, you'll have a good dream.
Please don't go too deep.
I can't get out of it.
So, today, Sekine-san told me a lot of things. Kojima- san, how was it?
It was really fun. I've never had a dream, so I had to crush it for hours.
It was really fun.
Watanabe-san, how was it?
I learned a lot. I think I'll be able to survive in the entertainment world for a long time.
I learned a lot.
I was the type of person who couldn't imitate things, but I thought I could do it if I had a lot of knowledge as a historical figure, so I searched for it and surpassed Sekine-san with 240.
That kind of feeling is necessary.
I was able to do about 300.
Thank you very much.
How was it, Takahashi?
I want to polish Degawa-san a little more and make him 240 times heavier.
I want Degawa-san to be like this.
There's no girl who can do Degawa-kun.
I think you can do it.
I'll do my best.
I want you to find a strong line.
Now, let's say thank you for what you've learned today.
Thank you very much.
You're terrible.
You're like a bad person.
See you next week.
Thank you very much.
Please buy DVD!
It's tight
Sashihara has a bad drinking habit
Don't get cocky
You're ugly
I'm not
Thank you
I'll give everyone a score
What do you think of Kojima today?
I'll give Kojima 0 points
It came out
And a collaboration with a popular comedian
I'll beat you up
Yo
The battle with the sister group is also included
Seven!
Ariyoshi-san's
ping-pong ball
Machi
Iriyoshi NMB National Park
The NMB balloon is sticking
Let's do it
Get ready
Climbed
Go
Strong
Kojima Yona's special scene
In the special scene, there is a landscape after recording
I saw it
I can't stop laughing
Sexy Lessons by Kojima Sensei
It hurts...
Hanamizu wa?
DIAGON
SIGN-COSIGN
TANGENT
S.A.
Everyone, please buy it!
Hey!
Sexy!
Let's eat.
Ah, it's hot! It's hot!
It's so hot, I'm going to cry!
But you shouldn't look at your beauty.