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ARIYOSHI AKB48
ARIYOSHI-san, Happy New Year!
This is the first broadcast in 2013. How do you feel about this year's ARIYOSHI AKB48?
What should I do with this year's ARIYOSHI AKB48? I even sold the red dress.
I'm sad.
This is my first time, so I put my heart into it and wore a T-shirt.
Let's do our best this year as well.
Thank you.
Don't get in my way.
If you're going to get in my way, go home.
I'm here because I have something to do.
You guys, let's have a match now.
If we win, this program will be called the Ariyoshi Energy Republic from today.
If you're going to give up, it's now or never, so it's better to hand it over quickly.
For you guys.
Why are you spinning around?
It's called rotation talk.
Anyway, if we win the match, this program will be ours.
Ariyoshi, is that okay?
Yes, it's okay.
What are you talking about?
Are you guys ready?
Go, Hiromita.
Don't underestimate me. I'm sure we'll win.
Don't say that. Kojima, what are you mumbling about?
Huh?
I'm buying.
Now, let's start the battle with AKB NMB!
This is the special match for AKB VS NMB
Yes, I will do my best since I lost at the beginning
You guys had a fight, right?
Yes
What do you think?
AKB48 brought Shimada just to win
That's right
We will definitely win
We brought Shimada just to win, not for the ratings
Let's look forward to it
Let's start
The first match is Chap Chap Battle
Who is Chapu-Chapu?
It's my girlfriend
I don't know
But you will know if you do it
Let's start the battle
Start from the person who wears the bath towel
Ready, start!
Chapu-Chapu battle is a battle where you shake the number of the bath towels while doing Chapu-Chapu
The number of bath towels will decide the winner
Chapu-Chapu
The relay will be done in a relay way, so the point of the game is to see how quickly she can touch the bus towel.
Next player, change!
The time will continue while you're changing.
Please do it while saying, cute chap chap.
Shimada-san, chap chap.
Chap chap chap chap chap chap.
Okay, that's it. Change!
Let's see Kojima-san's chop-chop with earphones.
There's no time.
Ah, chop, chop, chop, chop.
She's flustered.
5 seconds remaining.
Time's up!
Let's see the number of chaps.
First, AKB Kojima.
AKB has 242 chaps.
242 chaps!
Let's move on to NMB. How many chaps are there?
234 chaps
234 chaps means AKB48
You lost because of the chop-chop
I didn't have enough time to do the chop-chop
You won because of your opponent's skill
It was fun
Please do the chop-chop
Chop-chop
The winner of the sexy voice quiz will be the winner of the sexy voice quiz.
You will have to answer the questions in a sexy voice.
If you answer correctly, you will be the winner.
If the sexy voice is not enough, it will be incorrect.
How is the sexiness of NMB?
Sexy.
The oldest member.
The oldest member is sexy?
Just in case.
Your voice is good.
Is that so?
It is said that my voice is weird.
It is weird.
It is weird, but it is good.
Thank you.
It is good, isn't it?
On the other hand, this is...
Kojima-san is here.
Shimada is also sexy.
Oh, really?
Recently?
Recently, he became sexy because he lost weight.
Everyone, don't look at me. I'm in charge of being sexy.
Please look forward to it.
I'm here for that.
Let's start the quiz. Please.
Question.
What is the name of the wife of Nishikawa Kiyoshi?
Let's get started.
Nishikawa Helen
Correct!
Let's move on to the next quiz
Question
Laser Ramon HG's line is
That's fast
What is the name of the movie?
Answer
Sexy is not enough
Sexy
Please continue
No
Why?
You sound like an elephant.
No good.
No sexy at all.
Oh my.
It's not enough.
Let's move on to the next question.
Question.
What do you mean it's not enough?
What is the magazine that described Haruna Kojima's boobs as beautiful?
That's fast.
Here you go.
I want to see her face.
She has a lot of smiles on her face.
I want her to show a sexier expression.
Time's up.
Please show us your face.
Just a little bit more.
Kojima-san.
Ah, ah.
Ah, that's good!
That's good, but your eyes are a bit puffy.
That's not good.
Here's the next question.
Question.
What is the name of the disease that causes bleeding and severe pain when the skin on the back of the head is cut off?
That's a good question. That's a good question.
What is the name of the disease that causes bleeding and severe pain when the skin on the back of the head is cut off?
Please be precise.
Yokoyama said it.
I feel good.
One more time.
What should I do?
Kojima-san
Kojima-san, look at her eyes
Look at her eyes
Ginanji
She can't look at her eyes
Let's go to the next question
Question
What kind of fish is tuna used in sandwiches?
Let's go
Here you go
Tuna?
It's tuna, right?
NMB has been reached
NMB is dangerous, please go to the next question
Question
What is the name of the pot with fugu in it?
NMB has been reached
Perfect
That's good
Yokoyama is out
Next question please
Question
What is the famous talent that has Kazuo Tokumitsu as an uncle?
NMB
Three mangroves
That's good but I want to see more
What is it?
It's mangrove
Great service!
It's a tie
Kojima-san is left behind
It's a bit difficult for me
Please give us the question
Question
How to say chestnut in English?
Hurry up
Is it over?
Oh, that's good, right?
NMB team wins!
I think it was good to be able to do it.
I'm happy.
You're happy, right?
Even though you're sexy, this is the best.
No, it's because I've been plumped up.
It's because I've been plumped up.
Okay, you've been plumped up.
Let's move on to the next battle.
Idol Gachinko Zumo Battle!
It's a bit small.
Yes, it is.
It's really small.
It's really big.
It's really powerful.
It's a win-or-lose match.
The first team to defeat the opponent's opponent will be the winner.
Let's get started.
Kojima-san.
Kojima vs Watanabe.
They are completely different.
Their height is also different.
Let's get started.
Get ready.
She made it!
Go, Kojima-san!
She made it.
This is bad.
She made it!
Kojima-san made it!
It was an overwhelming loss, but Kojima Yokozuna was defeated by Kohyo Rikishi
The next team that Kojima, the leader of AKB, wants to defeat is...
From AKB, Jihou Yokoyama
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Oh, Yokoyama won
Amazing!
Amazing, Yokoyama!
Yokoyama won!
She's strong!
She's strong, isn't she?
Yokoyama showed her overwhelming strength.
Now, she's in a good position.
Next, from LMB, Yamada Nana appears.
Let's start.
Ready, go!
Is there anything left?
She got it!
If she gets it, Yokoyama is strong.
She's eating a lot!
Yokoyama's cuteness is coming out.
Yokoyama's cuteness. This is amazing. Heisei's No.1.
It's a great match.
We're the same age.
We're the same age. That's right.
Now, which of the two is stronger in the synchronization match?
Both of them are determined.
Now, the one with the strongest stamina will win.
Now, a little more.
Is the final round coming soon?
The winner is... Yokoyama!
It was Yokoyama who won the first place in the semi-finals.
Now, only Yamamoto is left.
It's Taisho Yamamoto.
The stamina of Yokoyama is already quite exhausted.
Isn't this a chance?
Taisho's Yamamoto Sayaka appeared in the NMB that ran out of parts.
In fact, there is a rumor that Yamamoto is the strongest of the 48 groups among the fans.
Let's go, Taisho Yamamoto VS Jiho
Taisho is from Yokoyama, Japan.
Ready...
Go!
She is strong.
Yamamoto!
She is strong.
This is unexpected. As expected of Taisho.
Now, Taisho vs Yamamoto.
Yamamoto is said to be the strongest in sumo.
However, this is also Shimada Rikuchi who inherited the genes of noro.
Today's main event, Jumbo Shimada vs Yamamoto Sayaka.
Now, let's go.
Look at each other.
Ready.
Go!
Strong.
Good, Yamamoto.
Now, is it Shimada with power or Yamamoto with technique?
Yamamoto, Yamamoto, Yamamoto.
Yamamoto!
This is a great fight. We have become witnesses of the times.
I can't see his legs!
Amazing!
I can't believe that Jumbo Shibata is going to lose!
I came here for that!
Hey!
I came here for that!
Is he strong?
Watch the next one!
He comes to me like this!
And my legs are being scooped up!
Push! Push! Sumo might be over!
I can feel the end of Konishi-kin era!
It was the victory of NMB!
Hey, look at me. I love you.
I think you're forgetting something.
Have a good day.
Shibasaki is the best and Jumbo is the best.
And the iPhone app Koji Haru Doke is also on sale.
Two of them.
The final battle is about to begin.
The team with the most votes will be the first team to blow up
AKB is red bread, NMB is white bread
Let's start
Please put on your underwear
I'll go first
Yamamoto
AKB will go
I'll go
Kojima, let's go
Please wait
Yamamoto, are you ready?
I'm looking for a representative of the production team, so I'd like to have Milky as the representative.
Why?
I like her.
I'd like to have Watanabe as the representative.
Who is the representative?
The man with the hat.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
I'm sorry, Yamamoto.
Thank you very much.
What are you doing?
It's red.
This is Kojima.
Let's get started.
Ready, start!
Kojima-san, you can do it!
Enubi is fast.
She's fast.
She's still fast.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Her front is shrinking.
Please be careful, Kojima-san.
Enubi is fast!
No!
Her front is quite...
No!
Enubi is fast!
No!
Enubi's balloon is sticking!
No!
You can do it!
No!
It's huge!
I can't do it.
No!
NMB wins!
And Kojima-san...
NMB wins!
It's so hard!
The NMB team wins!
Thank you very much.
That was great.
Now you've got the Kanmuri program.
Thank you.
Today, Ariyoshi AKB48 will be reborn as Ariyoshi NMB48!
Ariyoshi NMB48 was reborn as Ariyoshi NMB48!
NMB members, listen to this.
Today, Ariyoshi AKB48 will be reborn as Ariyoshi NMB48!
Let me say something.
Listen to me, NMB.
We, AKB48, grew up in this country.
This is our home.
Ariyoshi is our father.
Please take care of him.
That's right, NMB.
Ariyoshi's father is more important than us.
Please love him.
Please take care of him.
AKB, you did a great job.
The bond between the family will never be broken.
Right, Miyuki?
That's right.
Family is the most important thing.
From now on, this program belongs to you, AKB.
Everyone at NMB, really!
Now, cheer up!
AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB! AKB!
We'll be waiting for you, HKT-san!
Goodbye!