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Today's guest is Kyoko from ARIYOSHI AKB48.
This is the last broadcast of this year.
This is the last broadcast in 2012.
You are here.
This is the last broadcast.
Nice to meet you.
This is the member who brought the song this time.
I'm Yui Yokoyama from Kyoto. I want to be more shining than Kinkakuji. Nice to meet you.
I'm Aruka Shimada from AKB48. Nice to meet you.
The last one is Shimada.
Why? It's been a while. How are you?
I'm fine.
It's my first time to sit here.
Are you my friend?
Nice to meet you.
Please tell us about this project.
Here is the project.
AKB48 Dream Match
Tonight's match is...
Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya
This is 50 yen per person, do you want to bet?
No, I don't want to
AKB48 Dream Match
In the past, the members who won the prize here also won the prize money.
Tonight, will a new star be born?
A group of researchers who are waiting for an entertainer who is waiting for the fate of a new member.
The one who entered this time is...
King of the top, 《Viking》
The second appearance of 《Dream Match》
《Jungle Pocket》
The third appearance of 《Rhythm Net》
《2700》
The fourth appearance of 《Guerrilla》
And the winner is...
Amemiya!
The battle between an idol and a comedian is about to begin!
That was close.
That was tough.
The practice time is only 3 hours.
3 hours?
All of the teams are working hard to come up with a good idea.
It's good.
What kind of story will be created?
The first group of the 5th Dream Match is...
King of Contest 2012 winner, Viking!
Please take a good look!
It's me! It's me!
It's me!
This is a car school!
I thought he would break the record with this victory.
Actually, Kojima was the one who started this.
Really? Why?
It was about 2 years ago.
He co-starred in Kojima Bie's shrine.
Is it Scott?
II got him to study comedy.
I will do my best.
It was spikeing when he begun this job.
Served the role of veteran inored 16 years.
This cost is acceptable Mr. Takama thought of?
Is this a bad idea?
It was scary.
Mr. Takayama didn�t cry at all.
Mr. Iwadate Sao.
What kind of story will be completed?
1, 2, absolutely stop!
The dream phone of Jumbo Shimada and the tsundere voice of Haruka Shimazaki
Hey, you ate my ice cream in the refrigerator, didn't you?
The iPhone app Koji Haru Dokei is also in full swing
One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
Never stop!
Thank you for practicing with us today.
Thank you.
Hey Shinji.
Yes.
How long have you been in Wakinarashibu?
About 2 weeks.
Can you make a little sound?
Well, a little.
Try it.
Make a little sound.
Make the beat louder!
I'm sorry.
Okay, let's be quiet.
I wanted to see you!
Yes!
I wanted to see you!
I wanted to see...
Yes!
That's not good at all!
I don't want to see you like that!
Who do you want to see?
Excuse me!
Are you practicing?
Excuse me!
By the way, Captain.
Is Yabushita Senpai still in the hospital?
Yes.
Why is he still in the hospital?
He was very passionate about practicing.
He just did too much and got a wakiretsuken.
Wakiretsuken?
It's not wakiretsuken?
That's not wakiretsuken!
Today is a competition day, so let's practice the game.
I don't know the game.
You'll know if you try. You can say hello, right?
Yes.
Let's go.
Please.
5 points.
Captain, when did you get 5 points?
No, she gave me 5 points.
I didn't do anything.
You're good. If you want to do it, I'll do it seriously.
Captain, you're serious.
This is the famous Twin Forever.
It's out.
And then, what is this move?
90 points.
You win.
I didn't do anything.
This is the last one.
It's an off-goal.
Then, you have to do it.
That's enough.
Shu is in our team now and in the past.
The second jungle pocket is open.
I won't cry anymore.
It's not your fault.
It's your fault that you were born.
It doesn't matter.
Natsuki Kojima and her team failed to win.
That was fun.
The team they chose to win is...
I won't lose to Haruna Kojima.
Kojima Mako is the 3rd generation of AKB48.
If Natsuki fails, Mako will win.
I see.
I'm not a hentai master.
This is the last contestant.
The last contestant is this person.
That's amazing.
Are you two?
Perhaps...
I may lose my life here today.
Lose your life?
What do you intend to do?
I will sing while dancing to AKB48's
Heavy Rotation.
That's not dangerous at all. What are you saying?
Hey, what are you trying to do?
Hey, stop it once. Stop it once.
Are you ready?
Hey, what did you just say?
Didn't you hear?
We're going to sing while dancing to AKB48's Heavy Rotation!
I told you!
What did you just say?
Do you know what you're saying right now?
I know!
No, you guys don't know anything!
Did you guys see me dancing while singing to AKB48's Heavy Rotation three times in the past?
Three times!
Aha!
Aha?
However, all three of you...
...have reached the end of the line!
You're exaggerating, aren't you? You're saying you danced wrong, aren't you?
I know that! But I can't run away from here!
What do you mean?
That is...
...a man's way of life!
You're a woman, aren't you?
What is this?
A man's way of life, huh?
I...
...might have forgotten something important when I was busy.
Alright, I got it.
I won't stop.
I'll take full responsibility!
You don't have any authority. You're an agent.
This is the beginning of the biggest entertainment show of this century!
What the hell is that?
Music start!
Damn it!
What?
I haven't practiced, so I can't dance!
Are you kidding me?
You should have practiced!
Damn it!
What?
I'm going to listen to this song for the first time!
Stop it!
Don't come in!
This is bad! I'm going to die!
Don't stop me!
But...
I remember!
Music, start!
You don't remember that suddenly, do you?
What?
What? Really?
I want you!
Are you serious?
I need you!
I'm dancing!
What?
I love you!
Amazing!
My head...
I might be able to remember this!
Don't come in!
What are you doing?
Don't come in!
You don't know how to dance!
Don't come in!
It's because of you that it's off.
It's perfect!
Did you see? This is the real entertainment!
Did you guys see? This is the real entertainment!
You're wrong.
You're fine, but you're in the way.
Well then...
Wait a minute!
This is scary. I don't know what's going on.
You'll come back to Nobojima again, right?
You don't have the right to say that.
I'll be back for sure!
Higurashi no naku koro ni
Don't come again!
I don't care if it's funny or not
I don't think about it anymore
If it's fun, I'll watch it
Fascinating with the rhythm in your ears
2700
The pair is
Aigasa Moe
Speaking of Aigasa
Thank you
to decide the best player in the game!
It looks fun!
What!?
Hold the laughter in that pushing spirit!
It looks fun.
Before we start, let me introduce myself.
We are 2700.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Aiga Samoe. Nice to meet you.
It's hard to remember just by saying it once, so let me say it again.
We are 2700. And, and, and...
And, and, and...
And this guy...
Aigasan mo oesan
I'll say it again.
Aigasan mo oesan
Pay attention to his eyes and look at them.
He's so far away from me.
Aigasamoesa, which has eyes in the same places as sardines
If there is a big mole behind the neck, it's not Aigasamoe
If there is a big mole behind the neck, it's Aigasamoe
Show me your neck, show me your neck
If there is a big mole...
If there is a big mole, it means that there is no big mole.
Ai-gasa-mo-o-e-sa
Aki-tsu-tsu-tsu-te-to-te-te-te-te-te-te
Pa
The Ski Resort has started!
The combination with Amemiya, who works as a bird, is...
Amazing
She can use soprano and alto freely
Amazing
She is Okada, the daughter of a researcher
What is the song they are going to perform tonight?
Ayumi is doing a show called, Sulu Oshira
It's not an exaggeration to say that Ayumi is here thanks to her
You can say that you are giving thanks to her
Thank you
This is a song dedicated to President Ariyoshi, a benefactor of the Japanese People's Republic of Japan.
This song is dedicated to President Ariyoshi.
We would like to dedicate this song to the president who always takes care of us.
Even though he is so popular that I don't see him on TV
The president who is doing this program with us
It's just that ARIYOSHI AKB is clearly out of hand today
Such a president
I love it I'm having lunch with this program on Twitter I don't think it's going to happen I love such a president After graduating from high school, I invited a friend to do comedy I came out to Osaka and rented a room with two people
On a TV show, I got to know the audition of an all-giant student
My friend applied for the audition with your hair and passed the audition
I had no choice but to go back to my hometown
My friend took half a year
I was forced to pay half of my rent
I'm such a bastard
But I love such a president
That's how it is
In middle school, professional wrestler Sakaguchi Seiji
With a two-on-one match, I hit his head twice
The nickname I gave to my friend, Tetsuko Kuroyama
I'm a shitty grandma
I'm being taken care of by my friend, Ryuei
I ignore his calls, I call Ryuei
I called him from my high school phone
I called him over and over again
Even though I hate it so much, the first person I met was the best bus driver at my part-time job
In the first year, I was searched by the soldiers abroad
I bring home the lunch at the scene and eat it like I'm making a lot of money
I love the damn big boss
When I was working part-time at a steakhouse, I hated meat
I ate dozens of steaks on my own, and I spent most of my money on part-time jobs
I was working at a steakhouse
I love such a president
This is the end of the story.
Who will be the winner of the 5th Dream Match?
It's Aikawa.
To Kojima-san.
I want you to choose the winner.
Please.
Everyone was very good.
After all, the ones that resonated in my heart were
Amemiya-san and Okano-chan.
Congratulations.
On Twitter, this program and Hirunandesu will not be broadcasted, but I love such a president.
So, the winner has been decided, but we have something to worry about.
Can I ask you one thing?
I think the treatment of our students and current students is a little different.
That's different.
To be honest, which is better, our students and current students?
That's now.
He's getting better.
Ariyoshi-san, can you look at us more?
Can you say something to us too?
Excuse me.
What is it?
Ariyoshi-san, can you say something?
What is it?
We are Ariyoshi-san's direct junior, Otaguro's junior.
Why don't you bring us to the girls' bar with other juniors?
Please bring us.
I'm still too early for you guys.
Who are you guys?
It's Alco & Peace!
Please!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Well, it's already out.
Is that so?
Alco & Peace,
here,
in order to make Ariyoshi-san turn his back on us,
let's work together and show him a joke.
Sounds good!
Let's do it!
Let's make Ariyoshi-san's waist crack with our funny joke!
Let's do it!
Now, let's hear the stories of Alk & Peace, Yokoyama & Shimada.
Hello!
I'm Shimada!
I'm Yokoyama!
We're Alk & Peace!
Today, let's have fun with the 4 of us!
Can I ask you something?
I want to be a member of AKB48
You want to be a member of AKB48?
Oh, that's nice.
It's gorgeous, isn't it?
Let's do it.
We'll be AKB48 members.
Let's have fun with the guests today.
You two are the best.
I'm asking you if you really want to become an AKB48 member!
Are you kidding me?
So elegant?
Just look at the surface, and shut up!
With such a soft body,
there's no way you can become an AKB48 member!
I'm being scolded by Maeda-san and Oshima-san,
telling me to lose weight!
I've already lost 5kg in a month, you bastard!
You're the big one, aren't you?
This guy is called Jumbo Shima.
He's made me do a job where I can learn pro wrestling techniques.
I learned the 48 pro wrestling techniques!
Moreover, this guy,
Ariyoshi-san told me to call him Yokoman.
I said it in a loud voice,
Yokoman!
I said it like that,
on the internet!
People are calling me a fangirl idol!
I'm a royal idol
I'm not in the age of eating a lot!
I'm not ready to drink mud
I'm going to sing and dance
I'm going to make tea with my nipples!
I'm serious!
It's not a joke!
We really want to do AKB!
We will overcome even the way of Ibaran!
Please!
Let us do AKB!
No, I'm just kidding.
You passed.
Passed?
Eh?
What's this?
I've tested your seriousness.
I remember when you guys joined.
You're clumsy, but you're straightforward.
You two look alike.
Hey, Kojima-san.
We're not that moody.
Then, we'll...
From here on out, it's a rock-climbing path.
I'll show you how serious we are.
Welcome to AKB!
All right!
Let's all do our best to win!
Here we go!
Let's all be calm and do our best!
AKB!
Party!
Let's all do our best!
Let's do our best!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it, Ariyoshi-san?
I laugh at Yokoyama.
Why?
I think you did well.
Really?