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Today's guests are...
The 20-year-old Masuda Yuka of Osaka Damashii Sakuretsu.
What did you just say?
Every time I come here, I'm told to say, nice to meet you.
Really?
Every time I come here, I'm told to say, who's this guy?
I've been on a lot of TV shows.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
What?
That's mean.
That's really mean.
No, it's not.
The combination of AKB and comedians.
The comedy festival, AKB DREAM MATCH.
The 4th time, the best comedy in the past is born.
Who is the comedian who created that comedy?
Who is the defending champion?
No matter if it's a team or a combination, he's the one who doesn't know how to slip
Kaokao
Next, with a hot-blooded skit, he's become popular
Jungle Pocket
There's a battle I will never lose
Finally, the king has arrived
The manzai is still the champion
The manzai master, Punk Boo Boo
The last one is the manzai finalist
The senior comedian is Ariyoshi Hiroiki
Arco & Peace
This time it's Ariyoshi-san's loss
These 4 teams will show you the story of AKB48 only tonight!
The past is the best!
The stage for the final battle is the Karaoke KOTO DAJURU GINZA KORIDO TEN
The Karaoke room is full of luxury and the atmosphere is the best!
Furthermore, if you enjoy the authentic food made by the dedicated chef, there is no reason not to get excited!
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Now that the tension is high, let's get started!
First, the one to reveal the story is...
The one to reveal the story is...
Winner of the All-Stars Tournament!
This time too, he will aim for 2 consecutive wins in the All-Stars Tournament!
Out!
Morikawa, who has received a mission to form another pair
Morikawa-chan, I'm worried that you will be eliminated from AKB
This time, with AKB's name on the line, he will challenge Akimoto Yasushi to a match!
Now everyone, it's time for the AKB version of Atarimae Taizo. Let's do our best today as well.
Atarimae Atarimae Atarimae Taizo
When you become number one in the general election, center
Atarimae Taizo
The nickname of Yasushi Akimoto is
Yasusu
It's obvious
When I say I'm Yasusu
I get angry
It's obvious
People say I have a nice skin
So what?
It's obvious
I've been hooked on the mountain pass lately, so what is it?
I can't say for sure, but I have even heard a song called
Boku hashi no tsume wa okusan ni kitte morau
Shirangana
Atarimae daisou
Reai suru kubi
Saboru to kubi
Yaruki ga nai kubi
Yoi yoi kubi
Atarimae
Very common, in my opinion
It's hard to talk when you put a kiss on your nose
Next is...
The charm of acting that attracts people even though it's hot
Young and talented Hattorio, Jungle Pocket and...
The charm of acting that attracts people even though it's hot
Hattorio, Jungle Pocket and...
Kojima Natsuki's pair, climbing the stairs to become an actress.
What kind of story will be born when a comedian and a member of AKB48?
Excuse me, please give me this.
Thank you.
1 point for the strap.
1 point for the underwear.
1 point.
I'm sorry.
I'm fine.
What?
What happened to you?
Toilet.
Toilet?
That's not true!
I'm sorry, but our store doesn't let customers use the toilet.
I can't take it anymore!
Are you serious?
Even if you say that...
It's better to let him use the toilet.
I'm sorry! Help me!
What?
You're Kojima-san, right?
It's the real you!
What's wrong?
I want you to use the toilet!
Did you do it?
I'm sorry. I explained it to the customers here.
Even if the AQB person changes, I can't help it.
You should definitely lend it.
Please.
It's almost out.
It's out.
I can't help it.
It's a rule!
You can't just borrow it!
How long are you going to keep making rules?!
I don't want to live like you guys!
What's going on, Ten-san?
I don't understand this situation.
I'm not crying anymore!
It's not your fault!
It's your fault that you were born!
It has nothing to do with you!
What are you talking about?
I'll look for you until I find a toilet that lends me a toilet!
If you do that, you'll end up in trouble.
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
Wait a minute!
You'll end up in trouble if you stop her!
There are so many of them!
There's a bathroom on the left side of the back door.
What?
Don't worry about it.
It's just a part-time job.
That's not cool at all.
If you do that, you'll end up in trouble.
Hurry up and take it!
But!
Hurry up!
Don't cry!
The two of them aren't coming out. Are you okay?
I can't lose!
I don't know the song.
What's the situation?
No matter how much you are hurt
I'm right here by your side
I'm here for you
Even in my dreams
You
I wanted to meet you earlier
But what are you guys?
But it was fun.
The manzai is going to the finals.
He does both manzai and skits.
He is a professional entertainer.
Let's walk and feast!
Tap dance, hip hop, and ballet
An entertainer who is proud of the Republic of Japan
The 13th generation, Murayama Yuiri
A new type of entertainment that surpasses the scope of manzai
Show me!
Hello, nice to meet you. We are ARCADE PEACE.
And I'm Murayama. Nice to meet you.
Let's do our best today.
I want you to listen to me. I want to be an idol.
You want to be an idol?
Idols are cool.
I'm going to be an idol today.
Then please stop being a comedian.
Please stop being a comedian if you want to be an idol.
Well, being an idol is not as easy as being a comedian.
Are you kidding me?
Do you think being an idol is half-joking?
I'm doing it with all my heart.
I hate being rejected with half-joking feelings.
This is a lie.
Do you think the ship that was painted with lies will float in the future?
This is a lie.
Listen, you're trying to do the same thing as those who are working hard at being a comedian and an idol!
If being a comedian is bad, you become an idol. If being an idol is bad, you become a celebrity.
Isn't that just a
I'm going to be a comedian forever.
I'm going to be a comedian for the rest of my life.
That's what Ariyoshi-san wants.
It's not the time for us to say that.
Idols are on a different path than you think.
If you're okay with that,
that's fine with me.
Please make a declaration to get rid of them.
Stop being a comedian and become an idol.
Please make a declaration in front of everyone.
That's perfect.
Everyone, listen to me.
If you quit being a comedian, you'll become an idol.
Make a declaration with your own mouth!
I can't hear you.
Make a declaration with your own mouth!
Hirakochi and I will keep on laughing together!
You've passed.
Passed?
Murako-chan, what is this?
I'm sorry.
Hirako-san asked me to confirm your feelings towards comedy.
But I didn't mean it.
When you said you really wanted to become an idol, I was wondering what to do.
Everyone, even if it's just one thing,
Put your chest out!
Do you have something you want to do in your life?
Something you want to grab even if you're soaking in muddy water.
I want you to find it.
Your dream.
Don't give up.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
This time it's all fun!
M1 Grand Prix champion, the first manzai champion!
King of Manzai Punk Boo Boo Tour
King of Hengao
Mogi Shinobu
He may sound cocky, but he's not
What kind of science reaction will happen when the King of Hengao and the King of Manzai come together?
Hello, we are PUNK BOOM
I'm Mogi
Mogi, Mogi
I'm so happy. I never thought I'd be able to do a comic with AKB.
You're so popular.
That's right.
I'm one of the top idols.
Don't say that to yourself. You have to hear it from others.
Mogi-chan, AKB is amazing.
But if Mogi-chan doesn't go to the center, you can't say you're one of the top idols.
That's true. Even in baseball, the center stands out the most.
I'm one of the top idols.
Baseball is more of a pitcher.
You're both talking too much.
Really?
Everyone except the center is trash.
Who's talking too much?
I didn't say that much.
If you want to be the center, your singing ability is important.
That's true.
Can you sing that song?
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you.
Why are you singing Tamaki Koji?
I don't know.
No, no. Please sing it again. I'm happy. You're singing Tamaki Koji.
Emai. No, it's not Tamakikoji. That's not Tamaki Koji.
The painter doesn't even have a piece of it anymore. That's not Tamaki Koji.
It's a real Tamakikoji. That's a real Tamaki Koji.
It's not real. It's not real.
You're wrong. But it's different.
Is it difficult to sing? But the song is a bit difficult.
I think you should practice with a little easier song. You should practice with a simple song.
Doremi song. It's easy, and it has scales. It's easy and there is a scale.
Let's go in order from me with do-re-mi-fa-so-ra-shido. I'll sing in order.
Singing alternately, alternately. I'll sing alternately.
It's a bit strange.
You didn't say anything about the dough.
I did.
You didn't say anything, right?
I did say something.
You did?
Really?
I think I heard it wrong.
You did?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for stopping you.
Let's do it again.
Let's go.
You didn't say anything.
Not at all.
I'm sorry.
Wait.
Don't go straight to the lemon.
You didn't say anything.
It's too easy!
Do is Do-na-tsu-no-do
Let's start with Mogi-chan
Do-re-mi-fa-so-ra-si-do-na-tsu-no-do
Sorry, is that okay?
I can't say this one
Let's go
You can't say it either?
Why did you say no?
Wait a minute
You can't even do that?
No! Do is Do-na-tsu-no-do
Do is Do-na-tsu-no-do
Let's do it properly!
Let's both practice saying Do
If I say Do, you say the correct answer
Oh, so I have to say it in various ways?
If you say it in various ways, the correct answer might come
Let's go!
No!
Let's stop. Let's stop. I've been waiting for this for so long.
This is the last one.
Let's stop. Let's stop.
I can't do it anymore. I can't do DO.
I'll sing DO.
And RE.
And MI.
Let's go with that.
I'm sorry. Let's go.
I can't say MI.
I can't do DO.
Thank you very much.
That's the end of the 4 groups.
After this, the champion will be decided by Kojima-san in the studio.
It was all very interesting.
It was very difficult.
Kojima-san, please decide the winner.
The winner is...
No.3 Alco&Peace, Murayama Yuri-chan
The winner is Murayama Yuri-chan
After this, we'll talk about story-telling by Kojima and Masuda
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
It looks like he's forgetting something
With the kissy face that Masuda Yuka has
Hello?
I caught a cold
Idiot! Why don't you tell me?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
This is not the end yet.
The DVD of the comedy program Power Pudding has been released.
These people have come to us.
Please.
Thank you very much.
I'm from Yoshimoto Creative Agency. I'm Spike.
The DVD of the pamphlet is on sale.
I look forward to working with you.
Maria-san, since you're here, why don't you give Spike some ideas?
That's a good idea. Let's take a look.
What did you say?
Are we supposed to be having fun doing this?
Okay, let's do it with AKB-san.
What do you think about doing a story?
That's a good idea.
Kojima-san, do you want to do a story with me?
Really?
Of course!
Matsuda-san, do you want to do it with me?
I might be a burden to you.
That's not true.
You have to believe in yourself.
You can do it.
Let's make a nice story.
Let's go over there!
I feel like I've been pinched by a fox
Let's see Kojima, Masuda and Spike's collaboration
Hello, we are the four of us, Oscar
We are from a certain troupe
We are embarrassed, but we would like to perform a manzai in front of everyone today
Please give us a warm welcome
It's sudden, but no matter what I do, I can't stop puking!
What did you say?
Actually, I can't stop puking either!
What did you say?
You guys are AKB, right?
Idols can't stop puking!
Idols also fart a lot.
What? Kiita?
The idols that everyone admires fart when they are told that they smell bad.
I heard it. The idols that are terrible say that they fart.
I can't believe it. They fart.
I should have asked in the swimming pool.
What should I believe from now on?
Why?
What have I done?
No idol meows like this.
Yes, idol meows smell like strawberry parfait.
Hahahaha!
They beat me once!
If it smells so good, you should continue nursing me.
If an idol's fart smells like strawberry parfait, then we're lemon pie!
There's no way you guys smell like lemon pie!
Eh?
You guys smell like...
Tofu!
Tofu?
The smell of tofu is really smelly!
This is the end of the manzai!
I won't let you do that!
Thank you very much.
By the way, I, Ariyoshi, don't fart.
Thank you very much. See you next week.
No, at all.
My undalteness, my selfish love
Kimi wa boku da soba ni iru to wakaru
You are me, I know you're by my side
Minna no you ni jousu ni ikinarenai
I can't live like everyone else
Kimi wa boku da tenna doko ga niteru
You are me, we have something in common
Honto wa nayande demo fukiyou de soshite
You are me, I know you're by my side
But I still like you, who hasn't changed