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Hello everyone! This year has also started. ARIYOSHI AKB48!
It's a little brighter now, isn't it?
That's right. Happy New Year!
Let's change the character this year.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
The person who brought this project is this member.
Happy new year!
Thank you very much.
Please don't do that.
Please.
Don't you think of Tojima-san as a person with nothing?
Please don't.
Please tell us about today's program
We have prepared a special program for the new year
Shinshun AKB DREAM MATCH
This is interesting
This is the 3rd episode of the program where comedians and researchers perform together
What do you think of the program so far?
All of them are high quality and interesting
Everyone is doing their best
Why is everyone so serious?
After watching today's show, Kojima-san, please decide who you think is the best.
Don't choose a shitty job like yours.
This year's first ARIYOSHI AKB KOWAKOKU is...
Don't choose a shitty job like yours.
Shinshun AKB DREAM MATCH
AKB researchers and comedians co-starred in a dream
The pair of researchers who can't hide their nervousness
Naniwa's Gag Machine Yagi Masubi
19 years of acting experience, the pair of people who don't know how to slip, KauKau
KING OF CONTEST FINALIST TOP LEAD
And the handsome contestant this year, KANO EIKO
EIKO chan?
The four comedians will show the story of AKB and their love story
I'm looking forward to it
I hurt my throat when an old man imitated me
You didn't hurt at all
Yes
You can actually hurt
CHURUKA's favorite kitten
The kitten is cute
This is AKB
What should I do if it doesn't spin?
Oh, I see. Is it okay here?
It's nice. It's fluttering.
Reiko-chan, are you thinking?
To be honest, I was making a story in Birmingham until about 4 o'clock and a half yesterday.
That's about it.
What kind of story did the entertainer and AKB wish for with that pride?
I definitely want to do it.
I want to defend it. I'm really looking forward to it.
The winner of the 1st AKB Dream Match by creating a unique world view
Naniwa's Gag Machine, Yagi Masumito
Oh, there's someone I don't know.
Is it your first time?
I've been here a few times.
It's been a long time.
The biggest feature is the thinness of existence that is not noticed even if it is there.
12th Oomori Miura Combi
Let's do our best!
What kind of world view will be created when Oomori, who has a presence, and Oomori, who does not have a presence, are combined?
I was going to have fun in this place, but he got scared and ran away.
Who is running away?
Oh, you're here.
Hey, you.
I heard you're the best at making jokes in this town.
I'm the best at making jokes.
You're the fake one.
What?
I don't care if you're bleeding.
Oh, you're saying that.
Don't underestimate me.
Can you hear me?
How is it?
Can you hear me?
It doesn't look like my gag.
I'm massaging the Earth right now!
How's that?
Hey!
I'm sleeping with the Earth right now!
Hey, that doesn't sound like me!
Hey!
I got it, I got it!
How's that? How's that?
How about an airy rice ball?
How about an airy sandwich?
Damn it!
Such a big squid bit me, I'm so itchy!
Such a big candy bit me, I'm going to become a bug!
Hey, let's do a jaiken!
Jaiken!
Choki-yo panorama de-
Tanoshinde kudasai!
Enjoy rock-paper-scissors at sunrise!
Hey! Hey!
You're almost the same as me, aren't you?
Hey, you go first this time!
You go first!
Can you do it first?
Hey, do a gag first!
Mew!
Chisa-Nami Omori-Bin!
It's a little more.
It's funny.
That outfit.
It's the same.
Next is Yoshimoto Kusshi's gagger, Tadato.
Yamada Yoshino, who has been in the final four years in a row at the R1 Grand Prix.
Super power combination.
Kau Kau
The pair is 11th, Ayaka Morikawa
This time, she will challenge in AKB version of the popular game, Atarimae Taiso
Let's do our best
The winner is Atarimae, please watch
Everyone, it's time for Atarimae Taiso
Let's go together today
Atarimae Taiso
Put your right foot out and put your left foot out
You can walk
Atarimae Taiso
If you bend your knees together
You can sit
Atarimae Taiso
Watashi wo kirai demo Ekebi no koto wa kirai ni naranai de kudasai
Atarimae Taiso
Dansu no ressun saboru to
Kupi
Atarimae Taiso
Hitting Akimoto Yasushi wo naguruto
When you hit Akimoto Yasushi
COOPY
Atarimae daiso
It's pretty obvious
Even if you hate AKB, please don't hate me AKB wo kirai demo watashi no koto wa kirai ni naranai kudasai
Even if you hate AKB, please don't hate me
COOPY
Atarimae daiso
It's pretty obvious
good good good good good good good good good beside
Au six
the sun
It's so obvious
It's so funny
It's cold in winter
It's so obvious
I was told that I was going to be in the middle, but I didn't make it. I want to show them that I am the top leader
He made it to the finals with the King of Contest, but the result is 8th
I thought I was sitting down
The top leader and the 11th generation, Natori Wakana's pair
3 people who are determined to win
I'm looking forward to it
Is this the power of the finalist?
It's the strongest, isn't it?
Now, show us your true power!
We have arrived at the TV station
Thank you very much
Oh no!
What? What's wrong?
I forgot my costume and script for today's recording
What are you doing?
What are you going to do? You forgot something
If you come to TBS, you won't be able to record
What should I do?
I've heard everything
If you go back to her house and make it to TBS in 10 minutes
What if you have it?
What? I have it?
If you have it, you can buy it at this C-TAC
Don't say C-TAC
Call your mom right now! Right now!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's connected
It's connected! Lend it to me!
Hello? Is it your mom?
Right now, I'm waiting on a pedestrian bridge on Minami-dori with a forgotten costume and a script
I'm sure of it!
What?
I'm just a taxi driver
What are you doing?
Alright, get caught!
Amazing driving technique!
I used to be a racer!
Let's go to the alley over there!
That alley is too narrow. It's as narrow as you can go on a bike.
Watch out!
Katarin Soko!
Damn it!
There's a pedestrian crossing on the south street.
Call your mom!
Hurry! Hurry!
Close your ears! Hurry!
Your phone! Hurry!
Hello? Is that your mom?
I'll count to three.
Drop your costume and script from the pedestrian crossing.
Three seconds!
That's dangerous.
Three, two, one!
Don't be reckless!
What's wrong?
Got it!
You got it!
You can't get it!
I got it!
Nice catch!
It's 5-2.
I'm going to hurry up!
I got a butterfly!
Let's dance!
You surprised me!
What are you talking about?
If you want to fly, you don't need the room we talked about earlier.
I want to eat delicious sushi in Kiroppon.
That's not a word in the industry.
Here's your TPS.
You don't need to pay.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, dad.
Dad?
Please take care of my daughter...
I mean my daughter-in-law.
Stay ahead of me.
I really want to say Gya-fun to Arios-san
Ramen-tsuke-men Boku-ike-men
The last one is to show off your popularity with a skit
Self-proclaimed ikemen game Kano Eiko
And the combination is 12th, Takahashi Juri
With confidence that he thought of it overnight, he aims to win
Arios-san, I'll show you my true smile
Now, let me see your true smile
Konto, I'm from the club
Manager, can I talk to you for a moment?
Yes, Captain
Good work today
Yes, good work
What are you saying?
You know, it's fine that you brought my gloves for today's show
But these aren't mine
Thanks to you
You're wearing gloves that aren't yours nd joined the show. What club are we in?
Boxing club!
You brought the wrong gloves for boxing and baseball. What the hell are you doing?
You had no choice but to wear these gloves for the show.
Did you actually get a punch?
I mean, I did get a punch.
That's right. A big applause at the venue. What a shame!
What the hell are you doing?
You've been hurting my feelings since the day you got punched. You idiot!
I've been working hard to lose weight for today. You've seen it, right?
You've seen it, right?
What is this?
What class am I in?
Heavyweight? Middleweight?
Baseball.
Give me back my effort.
Give me back my effort. Give it back right now.
What are you doing?
You're good at fighting.
You can't even do a one-two.
Thanks to this glove, you can do a one-two.
Have you ever seen a boxing boxing match?
You haven't, right?
What are you doing?
Actually, this...
Did you listen to the other player's attack?
I didn't listen...
I was listening!
Embarrassing!
I'm embarrassed!
Your face is redder than the red corner!
Don't make me say that!
Are you reflecting on yourself?
Are you nervous?
What's with that attitude?
You're not reflecting on yourself, right?
If there's something you don't understand,
you don't listen to your senpai?
Seriously!
Do you know how to deal with your superiors?
Do you know how to communicate with your superiors?
Do you know how to deal with your superiors?
Shut up!
Even if a weak guy like you comes to the match, you will lose anyway.
Don't blame it on others.
You bastard.
She has a good punch.
Thank you very much.
This is the end of the 4th round.
Which pair made the first laugh of the new year?
After this, the winning pair will be decided in the studio.
Thank you Kojima-san and Ryoshi-san
It was very authentic
Everyone did their best
But the top lead and Eiko-chan wanted to make it fun for themselves
They wanted to make use of AKB48
The top lead wanted to show off their skits
Eiko-chan is that kind of person
Eiko-chan is definitely nervous
Kojima-san, please decide the winner
Kan-Kan-san and Morikawa-chan
Yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi
Kupi
It was really beautiful
And Morikawa-chan did her best
It was fun
The three of you were in sync
What are you going to do about the punishment?
Well, it's like this every time but
It's Kojima Miyazawa
There's nothing to do about it
That's true
I want you to show your seniority
I want you to show it to the students
So in this place
In this place, the two of you will be embarrassed
What?
I want you to make a joke with a non-interesting comedian
We have a non-interesting comedian with us today.
Here he is.
It's Benikun.
He's famous for not being funny.
He's a machine gun.
He's funny. I don't think he's as funny as that guy.
It's a bit different.
I thought it was a punishment game.
So, these two and these two will do a story.
It's a story that will definitely be a big hit.
This story will be after the commercial.
Why are you giving me a hard time here?
Koji Haru Dentaku is currently a hot topic on the iPhone app.
If you type in a certain number, you'll get a premiere voice and a picture.
Aim for completion!
Hello? Oh, you're still awake?
That's great.
A 4-week project.
Koji Haru's lovely love story has finally been completed.
I'm a little tired too.
Every week, a new work appears.
Ariyoshi AKB, Amoeba Pig.
Transform into Miyazawa Sai with this item.
Short hair on sale!
Now let's have Kojima Miyazawa show us the story of MACHIN GUNS.
I searched for AKB on the internet!
There's a site that asks questions about AKB and answers them!
I'll print it out and bring it to you!
I'll read it out loud!
Let's go!
Question!
I like Koji Haru, but I don't think she's very popular. What do you think, everyone?
Shut up!
That's an extra question!
She's popular!
The answer is, she's a half-baked character, and I think she needs one more push.
An extra push!
There's one more push!
What kind of character are you talking about?
I'm a princess character!
A princess character?
She's the one who said it!
I'm the one who said it, right?
Go, go, go! Question!
Tell us the height and weight of Miyazawa Sai from AKB48.
The weight is impossible!
It's impossible!
Nice!
The answer is 164cm tall, and he weighs about 46kg.
That's a bit too much!
He's an idol!
But you asked that, right?
Can I ask?
He's quite voluminous!
That's enough!
Question!
Does Kojima Haruna-san and Koji Haruko from AKB48 have any flaws?
Why would you say that?
Answer!
His room is dirty. He is in a daze while recording.
He is called Nyan Nyan by all the cats in the world, but he hates cats.
This is Kojima-san's weakness.
There's a lot!
Just tell us your weakness!
He's like Akki, but he has a bad head.
That's right!
That's what he said!
Next question!
AKB's Sae Miyazawa.
Do you think he hates men in white briefs?
What are you asking?
What do you mean?
You're asking too many questions.
Answer!
You're the only one who knows if he hates men in white briefs.
That's right!
What do you mean you hate men in white briefs?
Do you like men in white briefs?
More than men in white briefs, I'm a boxer!
You're a boxer?
It's not like men in white briefs are bad!
Next question!
This is a test!
I like AKB, but I have to reduce the number of shows I watch. What should I watch?
Watch all of them!
What are you thinking?
The answer is AKB.
I don't think you have to watch Ariyoshi AKB Kyogoku.
No!
If you don't watch it, you can't see this picture.
Ariyoshi AKB has a good part.
The recording will end soon.
That's right!
Please look forward to it!
Alright! Let's go home! Thank you!
When I asked Kojima-san if he had any flaws, he said his face was puffy.
I'm sorry.
You should have said this before the recording.
You were a little depressed.
I don't want to say that.
I want to be a little girl
Since the new year has come in 2012,
Don't forget the beginning
Next week, we will look back at the history of the Republic with ramen