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Rock, paper, scissors!
Kojima Haruna climbed up to 3rd place in last year's rock-paper-scissors competition.
The biggest prize was the lucky red dress.
The genius fortune-teller Taparia Lamuess chose Kojima's lucky color to lead her to victory.
So this time as well, God, Buddha, and Lady Lamuess, please tell us about the lucky clothes that can be worn in the rock-paper-scissors tournament held on the 20th of September.
That's right. In the case of Kojima Haruno-san, it's a red costume.
The color is red.
This year too?
This year too.
Is it red from the beginning?
This year's costume is also red. Of course, the underwear is also decided in red.
On that day in September, the day of the tournament, the color is red.
I will add it.
One point or point.
Then it will be more powerful.
Red costume with one point yellow.
Another point to increase luck.
I imagined a mountain.
Mountain?
It will be very powerful.
Dress and mountain?
What is it?
This costume is designed by Kojima herself.
What do you think?
This is Kojima's costume for the rock-paper- scissors tournament.
The upper body is exposed to the sun.
The lower body is dyed in bright red.
And in order to boost her luck,
a mysterious creature glitters on her chest.
Wearing this costume,
we will crush Minami Takahashi in the first round.
Tonight's guest is Kyogoku Ariyoshi from AKB48.
Hey, Ariyoshi. Don't you want to take a break?
Well, I don't mind if I work.
Don't say mean things. Say you want to take a summer break.
What kind of humiliation is this?
Say you want to take a summer break.
I want to take a summer break.
Shut up.
So this time, I thought of a song to let Ariyoshi and the staff take a break.
The title is 《Oshi-Oki Jo-O-Sama Request Award 2011》
First is No.5 KORA
No.5 KORA
No.5 KORA is a miracle music video made by Shinko Yanagisawa and AKB
What kind of work is that?
No.5 KORA is a godly sound effect that no one can imitate
I will introduce Shigoku's sound effect
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA unexploded
It's amazing
Why didn't boil it like he on purpose?
I wanted to see you I wanted to see you
Bun bun bun bun-it never ends
You're really different
Pushitapuran
Please show how good you are
if you are in AKB,
you will be in need of a VTR
AKB48
The opening of the AKB concert is this song
The members appear on the stage according to this song
It's a little unsatisfactory
What does this mean?
It's the same even if you look at the AKB's PV
It's not included
No sound effects even when dancing on the beach
No sound effects even when riding a bicycle
No sound effects in any of the songs
What kind of songs are those?
So let's mix the sound effects of the AKB's songs
A miraculous collaboration
What kind of songs are those?
AKB48
We are now in Tokyo, Tokyo.
We have been able to get to know the Yanagisawa police for half a year.
Tonight, you are the witness.
We are now in Tokyo, Tokyo.
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He's going to hit a target.
The young man.
He's out of the way.
Somebody, give me some money.
On my way because
Hey, what is this?
It came out
Cut this part
I want to thank the staff. This is amazing.
I had a good dream. See you again.
See you again.
Naminori kakigori
Anata ga suki na mono
Yeah! Surf is the best!
How was it?
No matter how you say it, it's wonderful
Don't say it like it's nothing
Next is the announcement of the 4th place
Ariyoshi AKB48 Kojima Haruna Birthday Special
Today's star is Kojima Haruna-san who will turn 23 on April 19th
Congratulations
The 4th place goes to Kojima Haruna who turned 23
It's a lesson for adult women who learn things that they shouldn't do on their birthdays
Now, we have a special guest who wants to celebrate Kojima-san's birthday
Tokyo Tokai University's language professor, Himonya Jun-sensei!
Long time no see!
Thank you so much!
Researching points that make people angry, we hope for world peace.
How to make people angry at a birthday party that you should never do.
Huh?
Then, let's have everyone eat the cake.
First of all, to Kojima-san, who is the main character today.
Is that okay? Thank you very much.
Eh? Eh?
This is...
The delicious part is the other way around
What is the way to make people angry?
This is...
It's called upside down
I think this will make people angry
Let's be careful
People get angry because of a little thing
Next is...
I received a present from Kojima-san.
I have met Kojima-san many times, and I received a present from her.
Thank you very much.
Would you like to receive it?
Yes.
I will take it.
I was surprised.
Do!
Thank you very much.
In addition, in the program, he met a great artist who can't change his face color
That person is Matsuzaki Shigeru
What?
Are you okay?
People say that when you get angry, your face turns red
So I would like to verify what happens to a person with a black face
Shigeru Matsuzaki's face turns red when he gets angry
Interview with AKB Akimoto Sayaka
I think Atsunoki-san is having an interview
Oh really?
Yes
Please come in
It's so dark
Thank you for coming
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you too
I'm nervous
I'll put this on
Thank you
It's Atsunoki-san
Thank you
Can I ask you a question?
You are always in black and white. Do you get sunburns even in winter?
Once a month, I get sunburns. I have my own sunburn machine.
I have my own sunburn machine.
Matsumoto-san, are you good at rock-paper- scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors is no good.
Rock-paper-scissors?
I've been playing rock-paper-scissors since I was a kid.
Actually, I'm pretty good at it, too.
Would you like to try it with me?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Really?
Rock-paper-scissors!
No, no, no!
It's a serious game.
They're the worst.
Rock, paper, scissors!
You're cheating.
Hey, staff.
Are you always like this?
I'm sorry.
Do you always have guests?
I'm sorry.
You can't do this, can you?
He's very angry, but he's not red.
I don't want to be with you anymore.
What?
No, no, no.
What?
No, no, no.
You're not going to let me go?
Excuse me, wait a moment
Mr. Matsuzaki, excuse me
Mr. Matsuzaki
What?
What a bad attitude
I'm sorry
I'm sorry too
Actually, Mr. Matsuzaki is very dandy and black
When people get angry, the blood on their head turns red
As a representative of a black person
Mr. Matsuzaki, when you get angry, your face turns red. I'm very sorry.
I've been telling you from the beginning.
I'm sorry.
I can deal with it.
You get angry a lot, but your face doesn't turn red at all.
I don't know if I get angry, but I don't know if I drink alcohol.
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That's too light!
I'm sorry.
This is a research that aims for world peace.
Thank you very much to Mr. Shigeru Matsuzaki for your cooperation.
Next is the 3rd place.
Now, the O-Nara-Ha-Do-Ho, fire!
Take this!
The 3rd place goes to the punishment of fear by President Ariyoshi
Among the many, the one with the best reputation is this
The 3rd place goes to the punishment of fear by President Ariyoshi
The target is the weather caster, Yuki Kashiwagi.
The weather caster of the Republic is Kojima-san.
Is that so?
I will tell you the weather forecast that Kojima- san will never miss.
Please sit down and listen to it.
You want me to sit down and listen to it?
What is this?
I'm scared.
So Kojima-san, please read the weather forecast that will definitely hit you
The punishment of fear, the weather forecast that will definitely not fail
Then I will tell you about today's weather
In the Kanto region, it will be sunny in the morning, but it will be cloudy in the afternoon
What does that mean?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
The weather in the Chubu region is cloudy in the morning.
Look up!
The weather in the Chubu region is cloudy.
It's a slightly wet towel.
Are you okay?
The weather will be bad from the afternoon.
Please be careful of lightning and rain.
What is rain?
I told you today's weather.
How about this guy?
It's a hundred and two hundred.
You're making fun of the weather, aren't you?
It's funny.
This is not the only thing that comes down from the sky.
What will happen to them?
Let's find out!
Ouch!
It hurts!
The lemon peel...
The orange peel...
It's quite a lot.
Your ear?
It's quite a lot.
Shijimi no Shi
Hoshi wo Kiteshita
The second episode of CMNATO
On the mobile site of the program
Kojima Haruna's flash waiting for the new version of the clock
Research student ghost movie
It is the role of Hanyu
Panpan!
The culprit is
The second episode of CMNATO
Ah, I don't like it
What kind of song is that?
Next is the second episode
The second episode of CMNATO
AKB and comedians made a scientific reaction
Why?
Don't choose a job for a piece of shit like you
The 2nd place in the Request Award for the Queen of Punishment was
AKB Dream Match, a combination of comedians and AKB
In this program, there are a lot of comedians that come out, but it's not the first time, right? I did it yesterday.
It was good. It was all good.
I thought it was like TV for the first time in a long time.
It was good.
This is the only program that President Ariyoshi praised in a program that lasted a year and a half.
Among them, this is the combination that pushed the oldest version.
11th Gen Kawaei Rina & Savanna Yagi
It looks like a train, right? Only with itchy armpits.
You're going to listen to this?
Yes, I'll listen.
It looks like a train. Only with itchy armpits.
It's more interesting than it looks like a train.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Her heel is very happy.
It's a huge
It's a muzzle, so her heel is very happy.
It's a huge
It's so funny.
It's 50 yen per time. Do you want to ride it?
I don't think so.
Damn it.
I'm being held down by a invisible person.
This is more effective than I thought.
It's coming!
Let's go!
Kawa...
Ei!
This is Kawa Ei's new song!
Kawa...
Ei!
Jumping over the river!
Nasubi!
K-5 is tipos!
AKB!
APR!
I can't believe it!
This is the end of today's class. Thank you very much.
Kojima and Kashiwagi were stimulated by the hard work of these students.
They suddenly formed a duo and challenged each other.
I won't ask you to push my back.
Please follow me.
Thank you very much.
Hello.
I'm Kojima Haruno, who was recently exposed to stupidity.
Hello. I'm not an idol with a black belly.
I have a white belly.
I'm Kashiwagi Genki.
Nice to meet you. We are FRIENDSHIP.
A short story by Yuuko Oshima
I won't ask you to push my back anymore
Please follow me
What are you going to do if you really get caught?
What?
Fletchmus!
Fletchmus wins!
The 1st place goes to...
Music start!
What is this?
Tsugaru Kaikyo Winter Ceremony
Shut up!
From the time I got off the first night train
The Aomori station was covered in snow
The crowd of people going back to the north was silent
I only heard the sound of the sea
I'm all alone
Take the ferry I'm on the line of contact
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Next week, we'll be bringing you the special selection rock-paper-scissors tournament!