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August 2nd, 2011, Akasaka Blitz
Out of all the high-pitched performances, only 400 people were chosen to fill up the venue
You can't go beyond your schedule
Akimoto Yasushi, AKB48's producer, announced that the venue will soon be heated up
This is the first time since the founding of AKB48, a huge event has been cut off
5 seconds before the opening performance
4, 3, 2, 1, start!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ariyoshi AKB48!
Sing, dance, and have fun!
Raise the tension!
Alright, let's go!
The festival, that's right, I've been living off of the festival
I will live again
This is the festival of Japan
Mari Yoshi AKB48 Summer Fan Festival
It's open
Every week a new song will be released
Ariyoshi AKB48 Amoeba Pig Miyazaki Miho design AKB fan towel is on sale
Welcome to AKB48!
And the winner is...
Kyo-Wakoku!
And the winner is...
Chicken wings, chicken balls
Don't take them away
Good bye
Bibi ne bebi ne
I'm definitely not a good researcher.
Believe in me and let's cross over together.
Let's cross over!
This is the first time I've eaten
Dan-dan-ban
I'm a self-propelled water gun
I'm a special train
This is my train
It's time to say good-bye
Bibidibabidibu
I found you!
It's the last one!
Who are you guys?
Shut up! Kojima Haruna!
Kajigoshiro Kojima Haruna!
You always make fun of me!
That's right!
Hey!
Hey! Sorry!
What is this?
Haruna!
Hey!
Haruna!
Do you want to go to the bank?
Kojima Haruna was attacked by someone
Fortunately, he escaped and saved one person
Who attacked Kojima? What is the purpose?
Kojima is not the only one who has a grudge
All the members of AKB48
They always make us suffer
The members are laughing at that
Our members are physically fit
But the members of AKB48 are tall
I'm really angry
All the members of AKB48 are tall
The one who attacked Haruna Kojima is...
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Their anger had reached the peak
They were bitten by a violent snake, put into boiling water, and covered in mud
There were monsters and people who were made to cut the leaves
The members of SEIKI were laughing at it
Everyone was crying in the shadows
Before we knew it
There was a deep grudge between the two
Seiki members, bzzz bzzz
AKB Gekokujo Seiki Members VS Team Researcher
Today, we will have a fair and square match
And the decision of the match will be made by everyone present at the venue
First up, Team Researcher
Kawaii Rina
Natori Wakana
Tsuki, Ayaka Morikawa, Karen Iwata, Elena Yokota
And Takahashi Juri
Next, we have the regular members who will battle against the team researchers
Maeda Ami
Ota Aika
Nakagawa Haruka
Kikuchi Ayaka
Iwasa Misaki
And...
Sashihara Rino!
Now then, everyone, we have kept you waiting for a long time.
First Lady, Kojima Haruna!
And the ruler of our republic, Ariyoshi Hiroichi!
Hello!
Unexpectedly, I'm surprised by my popularity.
Thank you very much.
So, this time, it's a battle between the members of SEIKI and the members of KEN-KYU-SEI.
Let's hear from the members of KEN-KYU-SEI.
We will express our enthusiasm with our bodies.
Let's go!
One, two!
A, B, KEN-KYU-SEI!
On the other hand, let's see the members' enthusiasm.
We can't afford to lose, so we'll show our enthusiasm with our bodies.
Let's go!
AKB48!
Amazing.
You say yay for everything.
I'm grateful.
So, let's get excited.
Let's get started with the first match.
AKB has tried various challenges in the past.
You have a nice body line.
Among them, there is a project that made the members shine.
What is it?
Pepperoncini
Whiskey Bomb
Mush Platter
That's right, SEXY BOYS!
The words that the members of AKB48 want the members of AKB48 to say in advance
The representatives of each team will say it in a sexy way
The first round of SEXY BOYS!
SEXY BOYS VS SEXY BOYS
The winner will be determined by the size of the audience.
Which one should I choose?
Let's go with this one.
Namekojiru.
Namekojiru?
What do you mean, king?
I don't know.
Namekojiru.
Please choose a representative.
This one is sexy pheromone.
There's a lot of them.
Wakanyan.
Sexy pheromone.
Can I say Wakanyan?
Please call me Wakanyan
Wakanyan
Please
Now then, it's Namekojiru
Please take care of me
Namekojiru
What's the record?
The current record is 113dB.
I see.
Isn't that a good record? 113dB.
What is the sexy voice chosen by the members?
Let's do this.
Manhole.
Who's going to say it?
I like Kojuharu-san, but he's too good.
Too good?
He's like a student.
He won't be able to win.
Let's go with Ai-chan.
It's Luv-tan.
Now, it's Love-tan's Manhole. Please make it sexy.
Manhole
The current record is 121dB.
Wonderful! 121dB!
Do you want to do it one more time?
Since we're here, why don't we have Kojima-san do it?
What is it?
Let's do this one.
Tata-zumai ga lippa.
Tata-zumai?
Well then, Kojima-san, please sing Tatazumaiga Rippa!
Tatazumaiga Rippa
As expected!
Now, the record is...
The current record is 126dB.
As expected!
As expected of Senpai!
Thank you very much.
And so, the winner of the first round of the sexy voice battle is...
Sekigun!
Now, let's move on to the next battle.
Even if you hate me, please don't hate AKB.
Akb Sousenkyo shikari
Effort will surely be rewarded
But I, Takahashi Minami, will prove it with my life!
As an idol, you have to say the words that resonate in people's hearts.
I want to be such a wonderful person that you can say,
I'm not satisfied with the current situation.
The second battle is...
Entering your heart!
The battle of the soul!
The second round is the battle of the soul.
We've heard this before.
What should we do?
If it's you, you can do it.
This is...
Who is it?
Are you in here?
Can you stand up?
It's a girl.
It's a girl?
What's your name?
I'm Wada.
Wada-san.
Yes.
By the way, can I ask you something?
Yes.
What's your favorite member?
My favorite member is Kojima-san.
Thank you very much.
What do you like about him?
I admire him.
Admire?
Yes.
What's that?
Thank you very much.
Okay, so we'll have you two do the lines that you think you can do.
So please decide which one you think you can do.
Okay.
Okay, so who wants to go first?
If I had to shout, it would be Natsuki.
She usually shouts.
Really?
What do you think? The last one was a bit...
It's okay.
The representative of the students is Natsuki Kojima.
Now, scream with your soul!
Now, let's begin.
If it's you, you can do it.
Please.
Wada-san, hey, why are you giving up?
Hey, why?
I believe in you.
So, so...
If it's you, you can do it.
I wonder if you don't have enough money to buy food.
I don't think so.
You don't have enough money to buy food.
Now, let's hear from the members.
I think Kozuharu will be happy.
But,
To be fair,
I don't know what to do with the members I like.
You talk too much.
It's fine.
I don't know what to do with the members I like.
It's good, right?
AKB48's high quality is wasabi
Wasabi is amazing
The song is good too
Let's go
Wasabi
Now, Iwasa-san
If it's you, you can do it
Please
Iwasa-san
It's okay
Everyone is with me
Eh?
Why are you saying that?
Listen carefully.
You can do it!
Now, Wada-san.
Let's see who won.
Wasamin.
Wasamin won.
The winner is the members of SEIKI.
The members of SEIKI will be challenged to a challenge game where success is heaven and failure is hell.
So far, many members have fallen into the depths of despair.
Fearful poop perfume.
Prepare a giant balloon filled with poop perfume and a big car with a needle attached to it.
If you can push the car without breaking the balloon and get close to it within 1 meter, you will be given a luxurious prize.
However, if the car stops in the outside zone within 1 meter, you will be given poop perfume as a punishment.
Sajiwara?
I heard a voice saying, get on Sajiwara.
I don't want to.
Then who will push the car?
I don't know.
Am I the one pushing the car?
Thank you very much.
Then I'll push and Sashihara will get on.
Because you can see the result.
You know it, right?
Please sit down.
You know it, right?
Of course.
It's a pro to stop in front of 1cm.
No way.
The worst is over.
Well then, let's go.
No way.
ARIYOSHI AKB48 mobile site
The back side of the public recording
Unpublished sexy voice delivery
Pay attention to the cute Rina, a student who couldn't hear it on the air
Rina, a new member
If you can stop a car within 3 meters, you will receive a luxurious prize!
Don't pull! Don't pull!
Don't pull!
I don't want to!
Thank you very much!
There's a lot of poop in the balloon, of course if it breaks
What's wrong?
I'm drooling
I trusted you
It hurts!
Next week
Chinchin Train! Chinchin Train!
Finally, Chinchin Train has been canceled
After the commercial, Kojima Haruna's soul is echoing
Wada-san is a fan of Kojima-san, so I think you can do it
Please look forward to it!
There are many things in life, but Wada-san, this is what I think
Your efforts will be rewarded.
You can do it!
That was good, Tsurumada-san.
Thank you very much.
Please do your best!