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That battle, once again
It looks like a train, doesn't it?
Only Maki is itchy!
Who are you?
AKB and GENINI will make a combination of tonight's best.
Show us the best of tonight.
ARIYOSHI AKB Co., Ltd.
The comedy festival, AKB DREAM MATCH PART 2
This is alcohol, isn't it?
To Be Continued
Summer Circus 2011, the door of smiles
Here, in the booth of the Ariyoshi AKB Association,
the AKB members who are going to compete tonight have appeared again
Miyazaki Miho, let's hear it!
The Little Hero!
Set!
Ready, go!
The current record is 94 decibels.
If you put your weight on it, it's going to be a big hit.
The Booboo Cushion with the program logo is scheduled to be released soon.
Furthermore, the clear file of the program is currently on sale.
It's a rare item that's sold out.
Booboo Cushion
Thank you very much!
Nyan Nyan will appear in the VTR later.
This week, Takahashi Minami will be the host of First Reveal!
That's it for today's show.
This is today's show.
AKB, Dream Match!
It's going to be fun.
This is the second episode of the project where we work together to make a story.
This is an interesting one.
Oh, interesting.
Actually, the staff of King of Cont was watching the last episode.
We got an offer to do a collaboration with Kyogoku.
And we decided to do the second episode.
Congratulations.
After the VTR, Takahashi-san will decide which team was the best.
Thank you.
Let's watch the VTR.
This summer's hottest battle.
It looks like a train, doesn't it?
It's just that my armpits are itchy.
Hurry up and bring it.
I did it.
It's not here.
It's super interesting.
AKB and comedians get angry.
Unpredictable science reaction.
Tonight, they are going to face the final in September. They will advance to the King of Contest 2011.
The 4 teams that will participate in the King of Contest 2011 are the talented Contest Artisans.
They will participate in the AKB Dream Match.
These 4 teams will...
They are so simple.
They will collaborate with the AKB researchers tonight.
They will show special content tonight.
This pair is familiar to the ARIYOSHI AKB KYOHAKU
Ginza KOTO DAJURU GOKA DINNER KEN
Amazing
I'm sorry
I didn't mean it
Not at all
GENERAL and IDOL
With their own pride, they practiced for 3 hours
What are you thinking?
This is strange
What is the story behind the collaboration between GENERAL and AKB?
I've been doing this for 10 years. I've been doing this for 11 years, so I want to give it all to this girl.
Did you like it? I did!
You're fast!
With 10 years of experience and a good tempo, she entered the semi-finals 2 years in a row with KING OF CONT.
Ota Pro's talented entertainer, top lead.
Karen's beautiful daughter. 13 years old, 12th grader, Karen Iwata.
I didn't think I could do it. I was able to do it easily.
Do you have confidence? Yes, I have. I have no choice but to win.
The three who show confidence in the end of the story. AKB and GENIN. Now the unknown door will open.
Thank you very much. Please come again.
Ah, Yusuke-san!
Yusuke-san, thank you as always!
Thank you very much!
Yes, yes, sit down and do as you're told.
Wait, wait, wait!
What about a handshake?
Ah, I was thinking of doing something else today.
Eh, why?
Eh, because you've been supporting us all this time!
That's right, but as a fan, there was something I couldn't forgive you two.
It's that! It's definitely that!
That, that!
I'll fix that!
In the middle of singing...
I wanted to see you!
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, yes, to you
I don't know.
You're not sick, are you?
I don't know.
It hurts.
I'll fix it.
Fix it.
I don't know.
It's true.
It's not like that.
It's that.
What?
It's definitely that.
I'll fix it.
I don't know.
I'm nervous about the concert.
I'm so nervous.
You're nervous, right?
I'm nervous.
If you get nervous, won't you throw up?
Isn't that an old man?
I'll take it.
Stop it.
What are you doing?
What are you doing before the show?
I can't see you before the show.
I don't know.
That's it.
That's all I have.
I'll fix that.
Mic.
Thank you for coming today.
This mic stinks.
I'm so happy to be surrounded by so many people.
Oh, it stinks!
Let me see.
Oh, it stinks!
It stinks!
But I won.
What the hell are you eating?
Bleah! Bleah!
I'll fix it!
Fix it? That's dirty.
What is it?
That's going to be a habit.
You're always making fun of me.
It's not that.
Then what is it, Yusuke-san?
Yusuke-san, say it clearly.
I'll say it.
I'm not Yusuke, I'm Satoshi.
Satoshi-san!
You're late!
This is no good.
Thank you very much.
I couldn't win last time because of that
I feel like I can't relax
You didn't relax though
Last time, he was the champion of King of Contest
But the result was a complete defeat
The King of Comedy wants to win the pride of the king
And the second time, Natori Wakana
It's a new kind of me
The challenger, Gumi Natori. Will he be able to get his revenge?
Can you hear me?
It's time for the world title match. We have KONNO here with us. Can we talk to you for a moment?
Finally, this day has come.
Welcome!
I've come.
And one more thing, I'm the best in the world.
How many more L's for New Year's?
Please don't sing.
By the way, what was the most difficult thing in your training so far?
I couldn't eat hamburgers.
It was more difficult than hell.
Mom's homemade food is the best!
That's about it.
By the way, who is the president of the gym today?
I'm going shopping.
Please choose a word.
She's going to the toilet.
Oh, there she is.
Good job.
President, can you introduce yourself to the camera?
Good evening, I'm Koda Shin.
Please be serious.
President Natori.
She's laughing.
By the way, how do you feel about Konno's look today?
Well, he's so plump.
Oh, that's because of the oil.
Can you be serious?
She's not laughing. She's laughing.
That's a good foundation, isn't it?
The captain supposed to show his
That's because of ute!
Hey, scraping the bottom!
That's because of ute!
You have to
Are you okay?
I'm okay, boss.
As expected of the former boxer.
As usual, please show your spirit before the match.
Okay.
You're full of spirit.
Thank you.
What will happen if you go down this road?
You will know when you go!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
It's okay, I'm more nervous.
How old are you? I'm 23 years old.
I'm 25 years old.
Really?
With a unique character, a mysterious skit has become very popular.
It has led to a comedy boom.
The acting skit master, Hannya.
Kiyo!
How much will Kojima-chan destroy herself?
Yes
An idol and a comedian collaboration
What kind of character will they create?
To be continued
Today, I'd like to show you the greatness of Aikido.
I'm Samomatsu Buiichi from Shihandai.
And this is No.1.
I'm Kota-san.
And this is No.2.
I'm Hikone-shima.
First, push your chest.
Hikone-shima
Next
Ehhhh...
Yeah!
Next is the technique when the opponent grabs both of your hands from behind.
Here we go.
Next is the technique when the opponent grabs both of your hands from behind.
Amazing!
Next!
More!
Help! Help!
Alright!
And finally, the actual performance.
Now, come at me from anywhere.
As you can see, Aikido is the ultimate martial art.
Thank you very much.
Since it was the last time, in the final of M1,
I would like to talk about this regrettable feeling,
in exchange for the victory of AKB DREAM.
My special skill is so slippery.
The last is last year's M1 finalist.
The AKB's biggest fan who says that she will bet everything in her life on this project.
Kanaria and...
Always stay healthy! Smile!
Juri Takahashi, a 12-year-old who is famous for her dead-looking eyes
You can do it, right?
I will do my best
The dream that was broken last year
Tonight, we will capture it on this stage
Conte, a strange job introduced by me, an AKB researcher, and Kanariya Adachi in a vocational school
Please write your name here.
I don't have any qualifications but is it okay?
It's okay. Even if you don't have qualifications, there are many jobs you can do.
Really? That's good. Please write it.
Bon-san.
Yes.
Bon-san, how about this job?
What kind of job?
It's a job to paint the face of Minomonta and keep the black light.
What's that? Are you painting Urushi?
I don't want to paint that.
What?
You looked down at her.
Bon-san, what do you think about this?
What kind of job is this?
It's a job where a person who has a kidney stone pees and says to that person,
I did my best to endure the pain. I was moved.
It's a job like that.
What is that?
It sounds like Koizumi Shujo, but you don't like it that much, do you?
Why?
Don't choose a shitty job like you.
What is this? I'm going home.
Bon-san, I forgot my pay.
Your pay?
Yes.
I don't have a job to get paid.
I did.
What kind of job is it?
It's a job to relieve the stress of AKB researchers.
Are you doing this job right now?
You're in the middle of your line!
Thank you very much.
That's the end of the 4 groups.
The winner of the 2nd Dream Match will be decided in the studio.
I see.
Please look forward to it.
Takayoshi-san, how was it?
It was good. I could feel that he did his best.
Then, let's have Takayoshi-san decide the 1st place.
I'm really lost right now.
Is that okay?
Yes, let's have him decide.
A miraculous collaboration between AKB48 and comedians.
The 2nd AKB Dream Match. Who will win the 1st place?
The winner is
Kanaria Takahashi
Thank you
Why?
You're not the one who chose your job
I was able to make use of my dead eyes
Thank you
That was amazing
It was a scary feeling
Thank you
I think both of you had the same opinion
I think that was the best
Thank you
Congratulations
Thank you
By the way, Mr. President, what should we do about the punishment?
Well, the students are doing their best, but you two are not working hard.
We are working hard!
You want to do your best, don't you?
That's right.
So, as we did last time, we'd like you to show off your talent.
This time, we have a special guest. He is a professional comedian. Please collaborate with him.
The evaluation will be given to Haruna-jyo Kojima.
Good evening. I will now sing. Music start!
Ariyoshi AKB48 mobile site
Takahashi Minami's flash reception and delusional phone call
Hello? Have you arrived home?
Me? I'm walking now
I want to talk to you a little more
In addition, in the research student bonus movie, we will release a gesture message game. Access now!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic Amoeba Pig
Takahashi Minami Design's No Sleeves No Sleeves is now on sale!
In the outskirts of Tokyo, there is a person who took a break from the program due to adult matters.
Good work!
There is a comedian.
Takahashi Minami and Miyazaki Miho
The story of a true artist
Let's take a look
Good evening
I will sing now
Music start
Uka uka shiteru to wakate ni nukaredasu
Takamina Miyazaki fundoshi shime naose
Zakae ga osoroshii
Nanba mo osoroshii
Kenkyuusei no wakasa ga osoroshii
Hatachi wo koetara kareshuu wo kinishiro
Ribon shiteru kedo
Sanjuu sugitara zettai kitsukunaru toki ga kuru hazu
MENBA mo sou omotteru
Sore wo hidari e ukenagashite hoshii
BREIKU shiteru kedo
Itsuka wa atarashii star ga arawareru hazu
Ima kara chokin shitoke
Kyuryo wa teiki de tamete oite hoshii
Kenjitsu na jinsei osusume suru no uta
Thank you very much
Amazing
Thank you
What is this?
I thought I had to do my best
But both of us did our best seriously and it was very interesting
Speaking of interesting, the drama IKEMEN DESUNE is also very interesting
I'm doing my best as a mean character, so please watch it
After the commercial, we will show you a little bit of the big event in the middle of summer
What is this?
This! This!
This week, we have a big thank you party for the fans of Manatsu!
I, Haruna Kojima, will only cancel the train tonight!
Kojima-san!
Thank you!