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Tonight is a day to commemorate.
This is the 56th broadcast and we have received a compliment from the president of Ariyoshi.
Ariyoshi AKB48's comedy festival, AKB DREAM MATCH
You idiot!
You idiot! You idiot! You idiot!
How long has it been since you started?
Ariyoshi AKB48 Amoeba Pig
A frilled dress with cute ribbons designed by Yuki Kashiwagi
It's on sale
Today's guest is this member
I'm Team B's Yukirin, Totaoka Shiaki
Nice to meet you
What is Team B's B?
AKB's B
AKB?
Ah, I see
Aren't you a fan of AKB?
Kojima-san, I've never said I like AKB
I can assure you of this. She said she liked all of them at least once.
There's a new song from AKB48. Do you know it?
I know this one.
The other day on a quiz show, that question came up.
I said the name of the song and they said,
It hasn't come out yet.
They said, it's the next one. I thought they were really AKB fans.
As expected, you know a lot.
That's right. She wins every day.
I'm gradually learning it, so please look forward to it.
Then, please play the song for us.
Yes, this is the plan for this time.
AKB Dream Match
What kind of story can a talented comedian and a student with zero comedy experience come up with this time?
It's a project to decide on the number one among them.
I see.
So you're going to do comedy and comedy, right?
Yes, I'm going to be a student and a comedian.
Oh, I'd like to see it.
And after the VTR, Kojihara-san will decide on the number one.
I see.
I'm the president.
Well, that's fine.
Kojima-san, please decide.
This time it was Kojima-san.
Please watch the VTR.
What kind of science reaction will happen if AKB48 and comedians combine?
AKB DREAM MATCH
This is the first time for the 11th generation of AKB to have a comedy duo with a popular comedian.
They will show their comedy and decide which comedy duo is the most interesting.
It depends on the comedian.
And the place where the AKB dream match will be held is...
Karaoke & Party, Côte d'Azur, Ginza Polydome.
Karaoke in a luxurious room.
A restaurant where you can enjoy the high-quality food that the chef makes.
And...
The winner of the competition will receive this dinner ticket from Côte d'Azur.
Please do your best.
It's amazing.
In addition, if you have seen the ARIYOSHI AKB KYOHAKU,
you can get a week-long store recommendation from tomorrow.
In addition to Ginza KORIDO store, you can get a free room service for an hour.
Now, let's introduce the brave comedians who will be working with AKB.
First of all, we have more than 600 gags.
What kind of gag factory?
We will do Savannah!
It's good!
In addition to that, last year's King of...
King of Comedy, who won the R1 Grand Prix this year, and Amemiya, who is in the middle of her break, Ota Pro's Machine Guns, etc.
These 4 teams will collaborate with AKB48 and will show their talent only for tonight!
This is strange!
Why are you doing this to my band?
Each team started with a meeting with their own members, and practiced for 3 hours.
Just a little while later...
Wow, they're doing it seriously.
What kind of story did they come up with?
First of all...
We practiced so hard that we started crying a little.
That's right.
When Kono-san hit me, I seriously shed tears.
We both wanted to melt.
We've overcome that, so I want to win.
I'm strong.
The winner of last year's King of Contest, a fierce character that you can't forget the first time you see him
And the one who calmly puts it all together, the master of contests, King of Comedy
The first time AKB48's Akamata bit him, the Queen of Akamata
A combination that will only happen tonight, what kind of reaction will it be?
Contest, handshake
AKB's Natori Wakana is holding a handshake event
Thank you
Natori Wakana's handshake event
Thank you
Thank you, next person please
I wanted to see you! I wanted to see you!
I came here to see you!
Calm down
I wanted to see you!
Calm down
You're a fan right?
Yes! That's right! I came here to see you!
Calm down
I came here to see you!
Calm down
If you're a fan, can you shake hands quickly?
What is it? What is it?
Why are you touching my head?
Because there was a scorpion in my head
That's right
There's no way there's a scorpion in your head
It's true
Don't touch me without my permission
If you say that, I'll get hurt
She's cute
She's a good person
I think you don't like it, but please shake hands
Then, please
What should I do?
Next person, please
Please do it quickly
Idiot
Are you okay Wakana-chan?
Is your head okay?
How much do you think you have on your body?
Wakana-chan?
I'm going to scream on your channel!
Wakana-chan!
If you say things like that, I'm going to get depressed.
I'm going to get depressed.
As expected, she's cute.
I'm glad you're a good person.
Please protect your manners.
It's a handshake event.
Then I'll have a cigarette.
Cigarettes are not good.
It's in front of you.
Hurry up and bring it!
Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts!
What are you doing?
Wakana-chan?
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
You did it properly.
It's interesting.
Thank you very much.
You did it really properly.
Nice, nice.
As expected of the Gunkomen.
3, 2, 1.
This looks fun.
It was fun.
After that, he was active as a host for Savanna.
He has more than 600 gags.
He has never written a story before.
Savannah and Yagi Masumito.
Of course, they have never written a story before.
What kind of laughter will the two of them deliver?
I've gained weight recently. I have to go on a diet.
I heard that I can go on a diet if I come here.
I'm sorry.
Yes!
Are you on a diet here?
Yes, I'm doing a gag exercise here.
A gag exercise?
Yes, I'm going to do it now. Do you want to try?
Can I do it now?
Yes, then please follow me.
Please follow the teacher.
Let's do it!
It looks like a train, right? My armpits are itching.
It looks like a train? Are you sure it works?
It looks like a train, doesn't it?
It's just itchy.
It looks like a train, doesn't it?
It's just itchy.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
My heel is so happy!
Today is the 9th anniversary!
Since it's the 9th anniversary, your heel is so happy!
My heel is so happy!
Today is the 9th anniversary!
It's so funny.
Nyakka nyakka nyakka nyakka nyakka nyakka nyakka
It's 50 yen per time, do you want to ride it?
You can't ride it!
Damn! I'm being held down by a invisible man!
This works on your abs!
I'm riding it!
Let's go!
This is Kawaii-san's new role!
Kawaii!
I'm flying over the river!
I'm riding on Inato Nasubi!
A, K, B!
I'm a shrimp!
A, K, B!
That was fun!
Who's paying?
Thank you very much!
This is amazing!
This is super fun!
If I win this, Kojima Machine Guns will really retire.
Really?
Stop it, stop it.
The reason why he's so confident in this story is...
He loses his anger against Yahoo! Chiebukuro's publisher.
Machine Guns is full of fun!
Kojima-Natsuki, the AKB-1 Blicco character.
Kojima-Natsuki, who has never lost a single match, what kind of story will he show us with his machine gun?
Hello! Nice to meet you!
What are you looking at, you bastard?
What's wrong? Why are you angry?
I'm angry!
What are you angry about?
There is a guy who uses AKB's bad words in Yahoo!
Don't be angry!
That's terrible!
To put it simply, through Yahoo! there is a way to answer stupid questions through Yahoo!
Alright, Natsuki!
That's terrible!
Here's the question.
I want to join AKB. Can you tell me the way to join?
That's not the way!
Answer.
I will judge you, so give me a purikura.
Who are you?
Who do you think you are?
Do you have that kind of power?
Question.
Can you tell me the details of Mayu Watanabe's house?
That's terrible!
That's not the way!
What are you going to do after hearing the address?
Answer.
I can't stop you!
I know that!
You know that?
I know that!
This is not good!
This is not good, huh?
Question.
AKB 11th grader, Kojima Natsuki, isn't she cute?
When I first saw her, I thought she was cute.
Answer. I'm also Natsuki-chan's type. Natsun, you're too cute.
Say it!
Say it, you idiot!
Don't be shy, you idiot!
Say it!
I couldn't say it because I was shy!
Alright!
Let's go home!
Thank you!
Aimiya and Nao-chan...
They just do what they can do.
Aimiya and Nao-chan...
The birds sing in their own world.
They won the R1 Grand Prix.
Now, in the middle of a big break...
Singer-songwriter and entertainer, Aimiya and...
AKB48's crybaby girl, Yamaguchi Nao!
For this location, Aimiya has prepared a new story.
She can't let the story of her first appearance on TV go to waste.
Under pressure, Yamaguchi shed tears.
Will she be able to turn her shed tears into laughter with Aimiya?
It's Aimiya.
I'm Yamaguchi.
She's really good.
When you see a lot of different words in the city, you'll suddenly think of a song.
For example, I started writing this song.
I'm sure there's a story behind these words.
For the people who are looking forward to it every year.
Every morning, I went to Tsukiji to purchase materials that I was satisfied with.
It also tastes great. I just had a stomach ache right after.
I started fried oysters.
How nice!
Geography, thanks.
I started fried oysters.
A large queue next door covers the entrance of the house shop.
I started fried oysters.
Sales falling day by day The children of part-time job who read the air.
I don't want it to pass My son who left me awake and disappeared.
I started with persimmons.
The wife who left her persimmons behind and disappeared.
Lively at the store next door My former part-time job who worked.
A sudden call that my son has been arrested.
My two wives I found in a celebratory magazine.
I started with persimmons.
Endless two-body monster I want you to imagine this planet as seen from space.
That's the end of the 4th episode.
After this, in the studio, the winning pair will be decided.
How was it?
In this program, there are a lot of comedians.
Isn't this the first time you did it yesterday?
It was good. Everything was good.
It's been a while since I felt like I was on TV.
It was good.
Kojuharu-san, please choose one of the four groups.
It's difficult.
Everything was good.
It's decided.
Kawaii-chan and Yagi-san's pair.
Kakao is very happy. Today is Kakao's payday.
Nyakka Nyakka Nyakka Nyakka Nyakka Nyakka
It's 50 yen per time, do you want to ride it?
You can't ride it, can you?
It looks like a train, doesn't it? My armpits are itchy and big.
No, it's fine.
How was it? It was very interesting.
The students did their best and the comedians did their best.
It's Kashiwagi!
I don't even know Kashiwagi.
You should also experience the difficulty of making a joke.
I can't do it.
After this, Kashiwagi will be left over as a joke.
I can't do it. I can't do it alone.
It's hard to do it alone.
It's better to have a professional comedian, right?
That's right.
Let's have a professional comedian.
Okay. Kojima-san, please do it.
Then, the two of you...
Why me? I'm not a pro.
You're a pro.
Really?
Then, please make a joke and show it at the end of the show.
Okay.
Then, I'll leave the rest to you.
Please do it.
I really went home. What should I do?
After the recording ends, a new comedy duo will be born in a peaceful country where no one is around.
Recently, I'm Kojima Haruda, who has become a fool.
Hello, I'm not a belly black idol.
Look, my belly is white.
I'm Yukin, Kashiwagi Genki.
The two of us are French Buss.
Comedian comedy duo French Buss.
I'll show you the end of the show.
Kashiwani Yuki chan and Doki Doki no Mousou Denwa, what do you think?
Hello? Sorry, I was taking a bath and I didn't notice.
I see.
This program is being broadcasted on the mobile site.
Ariyoshi AKB48 Heshenbatsu Taikai
Yukiyuki Kashiwagi is rumored to have a black stomach.
Is his fart white or black?
The member with the smallest fart is shining in the center of the fart.
The current top score is 70.3 decibels.
The current record is 64.6dB
I did it! I'm so happy!
I was really betting on this today
I am currently in the 1st place
Kashiwagi Yuki has set a new record
Compared to the other members, she is overwhelmingly small
I'm sure you'll be able to become a hair center
If you have hair, it's okay
Please listen to it
It's a French kiss, and you'll be fine
I'll have courage
In the deep of my heart that was completely wet
I'm on the side of the wind and the sun
If it's you, it's okay
I can live strongly
The broken past and present
I can take them back
If it's you
It's okay, I'm here with you
Let's wipe away our tears and look ahead
The future will continue
Ah, it's dark. It's darker than usual.
What is this?
I'm lonely. What should I do?
What should we do?
Let's go to a convenience store.
Yes, I think it's better to start with the shape.
French kiss and...
Ah, no sleeves.
French... French bus.
I don't want it.
I can't shake it.
That's fine. As long as it's like this.
I won't do it with you anymore, so let's do French bus.
I won't ask you to push my back.
Please follow me.
The two of them came up with the theme of last year's election campaign.
I'm Kojima Haruda, who was born recently.
Hi, I'm not a belly black idol.
Look, my belly is white.
I'm Yuki Koto, Kashiwagi Yuki.
The two of us are Frenchies.
A short story by Yuuko Oshima
I won't ask you to push my back anymore
Please follow me
What are you going to do if you really get caught?
Eh?
Friends?
I won!
That's enough.
Are you satisfied?
I'm satisfied too.
How about this part?
That's enough.
One more time.