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23 years ago, on April 19th, 1988
AKB48 Kojima Haruna was born
Tonight's Ariyoshi AKB Republic
Kojima Haruna's 23rd Birthday Special
The final episode will be broadcast
We will raise the program and celebrate it grandly
Please accept this wonderful surprise present from the Republic of Korea
Here is the wonderful present from the Republic of Korea
Kojima Haruna debuts as a singer-songwriter
Kojima will debut as a singer-songwriter
And the composer will be a very important artist
Really?
Yes, this is not a secret shop
It's not even an impersonation?
I think it will definitely be okay
Now, we will go to the room where the composer will be waiting and make a song
Kojima-san, please
It's sudden
Yes, it's sudden
Thank you
I'm nervous... Ah, I'm nervous
aúnav openings' stir-fried veal
something bueno I can hear something
this might be
Is he really singing?
What should I do?
I'm sorry.
The singer who supports Kojima is a genius vocalist, Matsuzaki Shigeru.
No matter what he says, it becomes a beautiful melody.
I have a toy poodle named Rabbit-chan and Mimichan.
Rabbit ears?
Yes, I have a toy poodle.
I want to make a song with it.
The toy poodle is small, right?
Yes, it's small.
Rabbit ears are cute.
Genius singer Matsuzaki Shigeru and AKB Kojima Haruna created the theme song of the Ariyoshi AKB Republic.
After this, the whole picture will be revealed at the studio live.
ARIYOSHI AKB48 AMEBA PIG
AkiMoto Sayaka designed denim and sneakers as a set and will be on sale.
Kojima Haruna, the road to becoming a singer- songwriter.
I'm Masayuki.
Nice to meet you. I'm Kojima Haruna.
I was told you were going to make a song today.
Yes, I was told to make a theme song for the program.
Today's theme song is...
You have to think of a lot of lyrics
When you first joined AKB48, did you have anything in mind?
I had an audition for a song and dance
What kind of song did you sing during the audition?
I sang Aya Matsuro's song, Watara Sebashi
I want to hear it!
I want to make that song
Watara Sebashi?
Yes, Watara Sebashi
This is the video of AKB48's opening member audition in 2005
Kojima, who was 17 years old at the time, won over Watara Sebashi and passed the audition
For Kojima, who was an ordinary high school girl, Watara Sebashi became a glorious bridge
Let's remember about the audition
Watara Sebashi, I prepared this
First, I want to hear your singing voice
Please
After 6 years, Kojima Haruna has become a member of AKB48
《Watarasebashi》
Watarasebashi de miru yuuhi wo anata wa totemo suki datta wa I loved the sunset we saw at Watanasebashi
You grew up in a beautiful place, didn't you? You said you wanted to live here
Even now, when I think of my role in life, I pray for you
If I can grant one thing when I was young, I want to go back to those days Ano ko no kihoto mitari Arigatou gozaimasu If there's one thing I want to do, I want to be like that girl
Ah!
It was my first time, so I was really happy.
Since it's called First Lady, I thought I might be able to become a princess or Cinderella.
It's called Cinderella, right?
It's called Cinderella Story.
It's called Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, right?
Yes.
On behalf of AKB48, Haruna Kojima has cast a spell of Cinderella.
I'm Haruna Kojima, First Lady of AKB48.
However, the spell was broken in an instant.
Ko-ke-ko-ko!
It's time for President Yoshiyoshi's punishment!
At times, she was the Queen of Dress.
At times, she didn't show her face at all.
She had to wear an armor weighing 20kg.
And for Kojima, she was a cute junior researcher.
To be continued...
I was taught things that I didn't know I would learn.
For example, how to become a kappa.
I'm going to get a silicone ball!
And how to become a chicken.
A chicken?
Because she couldn't expect a reaction, she was hypnotized and turned into a chicken.
In addition, her stocking was stolen, and her only weapon was the killer smile.
You have to pull it, and then you have to pull it out, and then you have to pull it out and then you have to do it with your mouth.
Oh, it's coming!
Oh, that's amazing!
Don't take it
No, no, no, stop it
It's a project that's not good for idols at all
He can't take it anymore
Kojima has finally expressed his dissatisfaction with the program that had accumulated so far
It's full of fart!
Yes
With the Boo Boo Cushion
How much can I make the fart smaller?
How much can I make it bigger?
It's full of fart
Then it's good to have fart in it
Yes
Then let's go
kind of ладно
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ok
Kojima thought.
There are other things you want to say goodbye to.
Poop perfume, 609 yen including tax.
The smell is as the name suggests.
It's burning!
Oh no!
It stinks!
This is scary!
Ready, go!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh! Help me!
Go ahead, Kiyomoto.
Go ahead.
Ahhhh!
Although it is a low-class program, it is a wonderful first experience that is not all bad.
I have never eaten Tantan noodles before.
I ate Tantan noodles for the first time on this program.
I see. I can't forget that spiciness.
The wonderful first experience is Tantan noodles.
However, in order to eat it, she had to overcome a certain trial.
Where should I put this?
Tantanmen with the strongest armor, Muscle Armor.
The iron wall's guard doesn't break easily.
Oh, I just need to put it vertically.
It's the best cup I've ever tasted.
It's hot!
Tantanmen for the first time.
Uunchi Kousui
Oh, that's the part
Uunchi Kousui
Baramaite
Baramaite?
No, it's Baramae-chan
The lyrics are very novel
But the fact that she can't sing like that
That's the charm she has
I think it's okay to give it 85 points.
This is amazing. It's impressive.
We made a really wonderful theme song of the Republic of Korea.
Please wait for it.
Now, let's welcome the singer-songwriter Haruna Kojima and Shigeru Matsuzaki.
Thank you.
Did you make it?
Amazing!
I always write songs that have an impact.
Really?
I always write songs that have an impact.
Really?
So you write songs that have an impact.
Yes, it was very difficult to write a song.
But it was done in a flash.
Let's listen to the song.
Let's sing.
Let's listen to the song.
Goodbye, oh, oh
Baby there, baby there, oh
Never be a good student.
Believe in me and let's get through this together.
Thank you!
This is my home town.
It's time to say goodbye.
Baby there, baby there, boom!
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo
I see.
Amazing.
It's a national anthem, isn't it?
Yes.
Was there a line in the middle?
I don't like the feeling.
It has to be a line.
As expected, the song is...
Because Matsuzaki-san did it, it's a cool song.
It's cool.
The lyrics are terrible.
But if you put it on Matsuzaki-san's song,
Even if you spread poop perfume,
It's going to be a nice feeling.
That's right.
I don't want to be seen as a chicken or a rooster.
No, no, no, chicken.
Chicken, rooster.
It's an insult to the staff.
That's right.
It's terrible.
I feel like I'm in a cafe.
That's right.
Mr. Shigeru Matsuzaki, thank you for making a wonderful song.
I'll make you angry.
Professor, it seems that there is something you want to verify this time. It's said that people's faces turn red when they're angry, so I'd like to actually verify what happens to people with black faces.
It means that the face is black and the person is tanned.
But...
What do you think?
I don't think there's anyone here.
Do you know who it is?
That person is...
Shigeru Matsuzaki.
Matsuzaki-san!
Are you okay?
You're going to make Matsuzaki-san angry, right?
That's right.
Even if it's just me, I'm fine.
But today,
I'm going to make Matsuzaki-san angry.
There is a person who has a very good sound.
It's not me.
Shimada.
I've been on the show, but I don't think it's me.
Why?
Before he stands up, the tone of his voice, his existence, all of that makes people angry
Then why are you here?
All of his existence has been denied
AKB is good for people's health and happiness
After this, the great experiment of the century, will Matsuzaki Shigeru turn red when he gets angry?
The staff is always so good
Takajo Akito on the show's mobile site
Akiyama Sayaka's flashmach broadcast
That kind of face, that kind of face
With the remaining battery, you can enjoy a lot of facial expressions
The great experiment of the century
Will Shigeru Matsuzaki turn red when he gets angry?
So, we will interview Shigeru Matsuzaki
This is just an experiment
Please do not imitate
Please come in.
I thought it was an interview.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Please come in.
It's so dark.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm nervous.
Please come in.
Thank you.
It's Asagi!
Can I ask you a question?
Matsuzaki-san, you are always in black and white.
Do you get sunburned even in winter?
I get sunburned about once a month.
I have one.
A sunburned machine.
I see.
I'm scared.
In order to survive in the entertainment industry for a long time,
I think you need to be strong.
Matsuyuki-san, are you good at rock-paper- scissors?
No, I'm not good at rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Well, I've been playing rock-paper-scissors since I was a kid.
Actually, I'm pretty good at it, too.
Would you like to play with me?
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
No, no, no!
It's a serious match.
Anything.
I'm serious.
Yakinoto!
They're the worst.
Let's do it with three people.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Earlier...
Yakinoto!
As soon as I felt the power, I hit my fist against the wall.
Thank you for waiting.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Hey, staff.
Are you always like this?
Oh no.
Are you always like this?
I didn't mean to do this.
What?
I didn't mean to do this.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to get angry, but you're not very nice.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to get angry, but you're not very nice.
He's very angry, but he's not red.
I don't want to be with you anymore.
What?
I'm sorry.
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Sachihara-san.
Huh?
Let me say this.
There's no way you can wear this!
Hey!
I did it!
It's on sale!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Hey, the staff is always like this
I don't want to be with them anymore
It's not a rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Excuse me, please wait a moment.
Mr. Matsuzaki, excuse me.
Excuse me.
What a bad attitude.
Yes, excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
Actually, Mr. Matsuzaki is very dandy and dark- skinned.
When people get angry, blood comes up to their head and turns red.
As a representative of a dark-skinned person...
When Matsuzaki-san gets angry, his face turns red.
I'm very sorry.
You should have said that from the beginning.
I'm very sorry.
You could have responded to that.
He gets really angry, but his face doesn't turn red at all.
I don't know if he gets angry or not.
If you don't laugh, you can't laugh.
As a result, Kaon's face doesn't turn red
Thank you very much
That's too light
Thank you very much