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Tonight a special guest has come to the studio
But he has a problem
He talks, talks, talks
ARIYOSHI AKB48 30 minutes is not enough, special
Hello, I'm Shinmo ARIYOSHI
Today, ARIYOSHI AKB48 is here
I'm here
I wanted to see you
I'm sorry
I'm sorry Mr. Camera, if I'm like this, can you step back a little?
I'll do it
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you
To you
That's why I said step back
I'm sorry
The time is...
6am
I'm going
I'm sorry
How many were there? There were four or five of them, right?
I'm going to make a fool of myself.
Okay!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
Nice to meet you!
Oh my god!
Hey, hey, hey!
You guys are all sparkling!
It's expensive, isn't it?
I mean, the smell of this room is different!
We used to have sex with guys.
It smells like pink!
So cute!
How do I look?
So cute!
Today, I'll be Yoropiku.
Yoropiku!
Good!
My nose is small.
Is it okay?
Can you see it?
Your nose is small!
Can you see it?
It's really small.
I'll make it bigger.
I'm sorry.
Let's go to the real show.
Yoropiku!
Thank you!
But, young people are nice.
Young people are nice.
It's not like that.
After all, they stand up like this.
After all, humans don't want to get old, right?
Really.
If you want, you can use tissue.
That child's kindness.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Do you get it? This posture and you guys.
Then, please.
Yes!
Thank you!
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Wow!
Amazing!
You were surprised, weren't you?
I was surprised.
I was already tired.
It was a great momentum.
It was like a typhoon.
A storm came.
I'm going to the dressing room.
Where are you going?
Excuse me.
I'm going to the dressing room.
What?
Oh!
I'm going to the dressing room.
Are you there now?
Ah! Hello!
No, no, no.
You're so noisy.
No, no, no. You can't do that.
What is it?
We have a guest today.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I've been looking forward to it.
No, no, no.
It's no big deal.
No, no, no.
Let's start right away.
Let's say a little more.
No, no, no.
Let's start right away.
I've been waiting for you.
It's not that kind of dance.
Camera-san, I told you to step back.
Then, I'm counting on you.
Yes, please.
You're waiting for me?
Yes.
Come right away.
You're a guest.
Come right away.
Yes, I'm waiting for you.
I have to serve you.
I understand.
Please.
What is this?
Please.
Why are you doing this kind of prank?
After this, AKB will challenge the studio.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Everyone, this is a special class.
I think the teacher has already gone to the dressing room.
The teacher?
How was it?
I'm tired.
That's true.
That feeling will last for another 2 hours.
Please do your best.
Now, let's welcome today's teacher, Yanagisawa Shingo-san!
Thank you for having me!
Hey, I'm sorry!
Thank you very much.
Please come here.
I was looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
Are you tired?
No, I'm not.
Let's go home.
Thank you very much.
I got it!
You're going to teach me a lot, right?
I got it.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
The only ones who can laugh at this are Yanagisawa Shingo-san and Machiaki-san.
This show is...
Hoshii!
Mi!
Jo!
Yanagisawa Shingo, 49 years old.
People talk about him.
He is a one-man comedian.
He plays all kinds of TV shows by himself.
Let's take a look at his skills.
First, he is a one-man comedian.
He plays all kinds of characters by himself.
He reproduces the game.
He is a one-man comedian.
I can't bend it. It's like Tensei.
Next is a one-man suspense theater.
The climax of the program.
The fight on the cliff is played by only one person.
Sachiko, you're going to die.
Sachiko, you're going to fall and die.
Sachiko, you're going to die.
You're going to die.
The last is a one-man detective show.
Yanagisawa's tobacco smuggling is now a traditional Japanese art.
His one-man show that never ceases to amaze people.
That smuggling met with the sound of fire.
What kind of job is this?
A sound effect that no one in AKB can imitate.
Let me introduce you to the sound effect of Shigoku, the representative of Yanagisawa Shingo.
This is going to be tough.
A sound effect that no one in AKB can imitate.
That's right, Yanagisawa was expressing the sound of that complicated siren with just that one word.
Next, a car drift.
If you do it, the life form will surely be destroyed.
It has a very high degree of danger.
The last one is the sound of a truck passing by.
There is no sound effect that can't be reproduced in Yanagisawa.
I had a good dream today.
See you!
The sound effect given by God.
That was the essence of Yanagisawa Shingo.
Amazing!
Until now, I thought it was a useless performance.
But it's a new one.
But if you look at it again, it's really different!
Really?
Yes!
AKB48, let's study a bit more about this.
Yes.
It's fine if you don't want to say it.
There are things that are missing.
Yes.
Today, in class, I thought I'd teach you a bit.
Thank you.
First, I think,
for all the AKB48 members,
the thing that is missing is...
This!
The sound effect.
The sound effect! Yes!
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you
I wanted to see you
It's different, it's different
Now you're really young, so it's okay to just sing.
After all, the dinner show at the Tokyo Prince Hotel.
I can't hold it just by singing.
But I wonder how amazing Shingo sensei is.
How wonderful it would be if there was an exchange in AKB48.
Please look forward to it.
The opening of the AKB concert is this song
According to this song, the members appear on the stage
There is no sound effect at all
What does this mean?
It's the same thing even if you watch the AKB PV
There is no sound effect even though they are dancing on the beach
Even though he is riding a bicycle, there is no sound effect
That's right, no sound effect is included in any of the songs
Such songs are...
Dangerous!
So, let's mix Yanagisawa-sensei's sound effect into AKB's song
A miraculous collaboration
AKB48!
We are here at Tokyo Chokun in Naitokai.
Tonight, we are going to have a close-up of the police officers.
Tonight, you are the witness!
Hehehehe, hahahaha!
That's it! You bastard!
You bastard!
DOKKYU! DOKKYU! DOKKYU!
Hey, you guys!
This is the end of the world!
Ohhhh!
What!
Uhh, you're not mad?
Strange!!
It's so late at night!
Take the anyone you got!
It's off...
Kaisa that is not next...
You missed the tail!
You shot it!
You should have shot it with the window closed.
I'm sure the people down there are saying,
You should have shot it with the window closed.
Someone give me money!
Give me money!
Hey, what is this?
I shot it.
Cut this part.
Amazing!
What's amazing?
Shingo-san is the one who laughs the most!
I want to thank the staff!
This is amazing!
You did well!
I'm happy!
How was it?
It's funny that it has to be this!
Thank you!
The collaboration is good!
I think it will be more exciting if we do this.
It will be more exciting, right?
It will be included in the next project, right?
That's right!
There are other things that AKB48 lacks.
Oh, really?
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I was wondering what it was.
It was this.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is it!
This is what we lack.
There is no gay!
Yes, from now on...
Gay?
Can we do it?
After all, you have to be a celebrity.
I see, I see.
But when you're young, you're cute and you say,
Hello, hello.
When you're 20, you say, Hello, hello.
When you're 30, you say, Hello, hello.
When you're 40, you say, Hello, hello.
When you're 60, you say, Hello, hello.
When you're 70, you say, Hello, good evening.
That's no good.
That was more interesting.
80 years old, 80 years old.
Hello, hello.
You're so energetic.
Do you understand?
I know, I know.
It's okay because you're young. Everyone says you're cute, but from now on, you're the only one left to win.
The entertainment world is tough.
Of course, if you're not gay.
I think it would be nice if there were a few gays.
For example, what would be good?
That's right. Well, I can't help it today.
Well, one person, the police.
Oh!
You're going to teach me, right?
Make it easy.
It's easier, right?
Oh, you're all young so it's like this
If you're not, it's like this
You're young so it's like this
You're not young
This dim light
Ah
Low sound
Ah
No good, not good at all
Can you do it alone?
Ah
Not good at all
The color is too slow
More
It's too high
Lower!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Time out!
When you stop, you do this.
Stand up.
When you stop, you do this.
Let's do it.
Thank you.
Are you serious?
We are looking for a pride of Sashihara contest.
We are accepting it on the show site.
If you have been selected, you will receive a Sashihara T-shirt.
Please enter.
AKB is challenging the police.
Catch the leader of the runaway group, Ariyoshi.
F.R.I.S.C.O, the
Stop right there!
Go!
And then, I want you to do a circle dance with me!
Soshiyan, this!
This! Soshiyan!
Hey!
Bring me the bat!
Soshiyan!
ohhhhhhhhhh
Thank you for your hard work
Are you sure?
Yes!
Hey!
Shingo-san's acting is a bit too long!
Ah!
It's no good!
It would have been better if I was alone.
But it was a good time!
Was it good?
It was a good time!
That's so funny.
Everyone's faces are so lively.
That's right.
It feels like everyone's a detective.
A detective.
Right?
She's just standing there.
I'll do it at home.
I'll do it.
She's covering her face.
That's not good either.
You have to understand everything.
I do it like this.
I'm sorry.
Like this.
That's great.
You can't always think straight.
I see, I see.
Do you want to try it now?
Try it.
The one you wore before.
I wore it! I wore it!
Good, good, good!
So, Shingo-san, this is the end for today.
What? I heard it's 30 minutes, but it's only 15 or 20 minutes.
It seems like it's enough.
Enough?
No way!
They just remembered it.
Let's all do it together.
Ready, go!
No, no, no, like this!
It's done!
It feels good, doesn't it?
Please come again next week.
Understood.
I'll come 4 weeks in a row.
Please come.
Thank you very much.
He suddenly changed.
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
That's not good.
He suddenly changed.
Thank you for your hard work.
Someone stop this man!
Yanagisawa Shingo is still rampaging!
The Republic of Japan is in Koshien
Yanagisawa Shingo is on a rampage again
AKB has challenged baseball contests and it's tears
What is the truth?
Abayon!
Let's kiss in the middle of the summer
I'll leave it to you until then
In your arms rather than running
Let's run through loneliness
Go ahead to a happy time
How much is important
I can understand because I can not meet
Close your eyes and think
Your smile
Still, still, still
I still don't want to love you
Let's kiss
Until then, I'll leave it to you, yeah!
Instead of running to you, I'll kiss you in your arms
On a weekday, the two of us, yeah!
How important is it?
Because we can't see each other, we can understand each other