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Good evening! It's started again tonight!
Thank you, Gyo-wako-kun!
Thank you, Gyoza-kyo-wako-kun?
Gyoza-kyo-wako-kun?
AKB is gone.
AKB Gyoza-kyo-wako-kun.
Thank you.
Good evening.
Please tell us about today's show.
This is today's show!
It's the first time in such a long time!
All over the world, How Long!
How Long!
He's so bad
A new project
Tonight, a long thing that can be washed away will appear, and the scene will be the same as its length
Furthermore, even the hair style
The whole world How Long
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you
Please give it to me
World How Long
How long? Reporters love the long ones
The tallest in AKB, 171cm, Suzuki Shihori
And the owner of the policy of wanting to be surrounded by the long ones, Over Winner
There's such a difference
Long! Longer! Longest!
I want to love the long ones!
I'm so happy!
Worldwide how long, the first question is a long car
Ah, isn't it that car?
It's a car with a super long body
Long!
This is a special made American Ford Limousine
As you can see, it has a super long body that can hold up to 8 windows
Even with AKB's hands spread out, it's so long
If you look inside
It's so long!
What is this?
The interior is truly gorgeous.
Of course, it's long enough for AKB to run.
It's really amazing.
It's this long!
It's long!
The remodeling cost of this long limousine is a total of 40 million yen.
How many meters is this car, which has been so expensive, actually?
If you compare it to the bottom of the President's nose, which is the longest in the entertainment world...
The bottom of the President's nose is about the same length as 600 pieces.
Here's the problem.
What is the total length of this long car?
Please answer!
How many meters is the length of the limousine?
It's 600 under the President's nose!
Please answer!
15 meters!
12 million!
It's 1.2kg!
It's not even 1.2kg!
Let's actually measure it!
What is this?
Amazing!
What is the length of this car?
The length of this car is 12 meters.
The world is almost the same as a large tourist bus, 12 meters.
And this is the owner, Mr. Togawa.
This car was made as a hobby.
I'm so happy!
Kawaguchiko has a free drive service for those who ordered a set of 5,000 yen at the shop in Kawaguchiko.
The length is 12 meters, so it is quite difficult to drive.
You can't turn at once at the intersection with an angle.
In addition, if you insert the car in a normal parking lot,
You can turn the car over and over again, and the 9th injection is finally completed.
Moreover, more than half of the car body protrudes, so there is no more trouble.
In addition, this limousine has such a problem.
That's right. Even if you come here today, you can only drive one three-dimensional car at a speed.
I can't help it because it costs a lot of traffic.
It takes only 1km to run with 1 liter of gasoline.
It costs 50,000 yen just to go around Tokyo.
The fuel consumption is the worst car.
How long is the world? The second question is How long is the world?
The Nagaimo-loving team came to a prestigious yakiniku restaurant in Yotsuya 3-chome.
Photos of celebrities who visited the store are lined up
Among them are former Prime Minister Abe and soccer player Honda
And a popular shop with a signature of Yasushi Akimoto
I heard that this yakiniku restaurant has a long menu.
I immediately ordered the menu
What came out was a long piece of meat like a rope.
long!
This long meat is a hormone.
The small intestine is the longest part of a cow.
A long menu where it is served in equal portions.
I'm kidding again.
Its length is about 5.75 times that of Mr. Kojima's small intestine.
So.
Now here's the problem.
How many meters long is this long hormone?
Everyone in the studio, please be patient.
What is the length of this hormone?
This is Kojima-san's 5.75 times so it's super easy
70 meters
Thank you, you're fast
15.15 meters
So detailed
Now, let's measure this long hormone
Spread the hormone on a 1 meter wide plate
Let's measure the length by the number of folds
How long is the hormone?
This is a whole cow's hormone.
How many times has it been folded on a plate of 1 meter?
34 times.
It's folded here, so it's 34.5 meters.
The correct answer is 34.5 meters.
But why is it possible to get such a long hormone?
This store has a whole cow's hormone.
If you have an order, you can get it all out.
By the way, this time it was 34.5 meters, so it was about 104 people.
The price is 103,500 yen.
After this, all the staff enjoyed it.
Don't eat it!
Don't do that!
The 3rd question in the whole world, how long is the Guinness World Record?
Hello
The next question is from an office in Taito-ku
There is a person who has the longest Guinness record
It's me
It's you?
This person is Toshie Kawakami, who has the Guinness World Record for the length of her eyebrows
But it looks like normal eyebrows
This is the normal length, right?
Yes, this is the normal length
That's right, her eyebrows are the normal length
What does this mean?
Last year, in September...
Oh, that's how it is
It was cut
What a waste
Actually, these are locator eyebrows
So long!
This is her Guinness record eyebrows
This is a picture before the eyebrows were cut
Wow, it's so long!
Look, it's this long
That's why it's a picture
It's true that she had one eyebrow on her left eyebrow
This was a proof of her eyebrows
She was recognized as the longest eyebrow in the world for her Guinness record in 2009
She continued to protect the throne of the king for two years until 2011
By the way, how long are these eyebrows?
It's about 3.6 times longer than the famous Miyazawa Sae's tongue.
Here's the question. How many centimeters are the world's longest eyebrows?
Everyone in the studio, please answer.
How many centimeters are the world's longest eyebrows?
It's 3.6 times the length of my tongue.
22 cm.
25 cm.
The answer is a bit similar.
Is it the final answer?
Final answer.
This is the Guinness Book of Records that Mr. Kawakami has.
According to that, the length is 17.8 cm.
Is that so?
There is a reason for extending the eyebrows.
Long eyebrows are said to have good performance and are celebrated in various parts of Japan.
In fact, when Mr. Kawakami had long eyebrows, he received a lot of advice from overseas and was able to sell it smoothly.
So, to Mr. Kojima, who wants to extend his eyebrows now, a one-point advice to aim for a Guinness record.
I want you to listen to music.
Classic is the best.
It's the best.
Kojima-san too, let's try!
I don't need it, I don't need it.
The 4th question of the whole world, how long.
It's a long question using 〇.
It seems that the person who is waiting can use 〇 for a long time.
Thank you for your hard work.
The person who was there was a combination entertainer Masamune Ichikawa Munehiro, who has the name of 〇 entertainer.
Let's have him show us his 〇 entertainer.
First of all, as a demonstration,
I want you two to go to the world of 〇.
What kind of 〇 will you show me?
The soap bubbles that are filled with fart are a fantasy that glitters like a rainbow.
Amazing!
And there's also this rough technique.
Amazing!
How surprising! The fart is released with the power of the fart.
The arrow has passed through the balloon.
But after this, there's another technique that will jump out.
What is it?
You can make this arrow fly for a long time.
You can do that?
In order to make it fly farther, you need a lot of hair.
In order to do that, you need to suck in the air from the anus and blow up the hair that has accumulated in your stomach.
You like this program, don't you?
By the way, this sound is not a fart. It's the sound of sucking in the air from the anus like a vacuum.
And then, suck in the accumulated air at once.
Amazing!
Really?
Here is the question. How many meters did Fukia fly with a fart? Please answer.
Well, it's like that.
How many meters did Fukia fly with a fart? This is no hint.
Please answer with intuition.
6 meters, 6 meters.
8 meters and 6 meters.
OK.
He breathes in a lot of air, and then fires the fart cannon!
Go!
Oh!
Amazing!
Wait!
That was a lot of momentum!
You did it!
He flew at an incredible speed that you can't even see with your eyes.
Let's take a look at the moment when he flew out of the distance, which is a miracle, in slow motion.
As soon as he took off, he drew a line of fire and flew far beyond the horizon.
However, it was impossible to confirm with the naked eye due to the long distance.
Let's measure it.
He flew with a great momentum.
The record is 8 meters.
So the correct answer is 8 meters.
The correct answer is 8 meters.
Also, don't you think the president is curious about the smell of a farting comedian?
That's true.
If he actually farted that much...
If he farted that much...
So today, we have invited a comedian, Ichikawa- san!
I wanted to meet you! I wanted to meet you! I wanted to meet you!
Farting comedian!
Nice to meet you!
Farting comedian!
I think I'm a senior, right?
Yes, you're a big senior.
You can't do that to me.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
That's amazing.
Amazing.
The comedian who can fart freely, Ichikawa Munehiro.
What is the smell of fart?
President, how about you write your name?
First, I'm Miyazawa, right?
I'm okay.
I'm the leader of today's project.
I have time.
I'm okay.
I'm the leader.
I'm the leader of today's project.
Please.
It's the last one.
The last one.
Yay!
I can't show my face, can I?
I'm going to do it without a doubt.
Please.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it again.
Why?
It stinks.
It smells like shit.
That's right. He is a human air purifier that emits air through a filter called an anode.
Do you want to try it?
Let's do it together.
The little one goes first.
The oldest one goes first.
The little one goes first. I'll go first.
I'll go first.
It's the best. Everyone, look.
Let's go.
What are you going to do about the punishment?
Here's the punishment!
Wait! It was so much fun!
What is it?
Isn't it strange?
To be continued
Pooh pooh pooh, a heart pooh pooh, this is President Ariyoshi's punishment!
The punishment this time is...
Peeing method!
The name is cool, but I don't like it.
Didn't you do it earlier?
I can't believe you put your hand in an AKB program.
Put your face there.
Ichikawa-kun, are you ready?
I'm going to reload.
There's a beast behind this curtain.
Please wait a moment.
Then, Ichikawa-kun!
Yes!
Prepare the wave cannon!
Here I go!
Well then!
Fire the wave cannon!
Take this!
Finally, the O-Nara Hadouhou was launched. What will happen to Miyazawa's fate?
Takahashi-san, please keep up the good work
I understand
Let's watch
I'll crush Gojima Haruna!
Come out, the one called Hezare!
Sashihara Pride
This time, Sashihara's challenge is...
What kind of challenge is it this time?
You don't know?
I don't know
No, I don't know
It's no sleeves
It proves that Sashihara is more suitable for no sleeves than Haruna Kojima
Kojima Haruna, Takahashi Minami, and Minegishi Minami's 3-member unit
They just released their first album the other day, and they're really into it
Sashihara says she has a problem with Kimishika, the masterpiece of North Leaves
That masterpiece, Kimishika, shouldn't be sung by Kojima Haruna
Why?
It should be sung by me
Again?
Stop it!
Kimishika, I can only love you
What?
Oh, that's it.
I'm sorry.
How do you use it?
This time, I will use this egg
Sashihara has prepared boiled egg
I will eat all the white part of this egg and love only you
Shut up
This time, I will eat all the white part of this egg and love only you
It's the same!
It's completely different!
Ready, go!
So that's how it is.
It's not that fast, is it?
And then...
The current record is 48 seconds.
Hey, Kojima Haruna, did you see that?
It's really Sashihara who is suitable for No Sleeves.
Come and get it!
Now, that being said...
No, I don't want to lie.
This time, Sashihara is coming to the studio.
What are you doing?
It's been a long time.
It's been a while, but I came here to ask you a favor.
What is it?
If Sashihara wins the game of Kimishika, please put me in the No Sleeves category.
Is that okay?
That's right!
Thank you, Captain. I'll do my best.
You just have to win the game.
No, you just have to win.
Let's do it right away.
This is the egg I prepared.
It's okay. It's not a fake egg.
No, it's on the official rules.
It's an official egg.
Now, Kojima will leave the North Ribs after 48 seconds.
Really?
You have to eat it until it turns yellow.
I got it.
What is this?
Did you think it was a boiled egg?
No.
I didn't think you'd get it.
It's a raw egg, you idiot.
Kojima is an idiot.
It's a raw egg.
Thank you for waiting, everyone.
The punishment of fear, O-Nara-Ha-Do-Ho!
Well then, O-Nara-Ha-Do-Ho, fire!
Take this!
Ariyoshi AKB48 mobile site
Miyazawa Sae-chan's success in exams and job hunting
Flash Machi-Uke and Goddess Whisper Movie
Good morning! It's morning!
Hurry up and wake up and hug Sae!
O-Nara-Ha-Do-Ho
Ichikawa-kun, prepare the O-Nara-Ha-Do-Ho!
Let's go!
Well then, O-Nara-Ha-Do-Ho, fire!
Take this!
O-Nara-Ha-Do-Ho
The miracle footage taken by the camera, O-Nara Hadouhou!
Let's see it again in slow motion!
Before that, let's take a look at Miyazawa-sai's design of the Mokomoko Moonton Boots.
Well then, O-Nara Hadouhou, fire!
Take this!
Well then, let's take a look at Miyazawa-sai's design of the Mokomoko Boots.
ZENKAN GAMATO
I can't believe this day has come in my life.