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Watanabe Mayu Produce Amoeba Pig
The 2nd edition will be on sale
The rabbit year rucksack with the motif of next year will be on sale starting today
Mayu will be with you in 2011
Tonight's Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic is...
Why, why, why is it?
It's the Chinchin Train
The comedians will use A.K.B. as a theme and present new jokes
No mistake, 30 minutes
The 2nd A.K.B. Thank You Festival
Comedians' Joke Festival Special
Here is the Republic Quiz
During this broadcast, how many times will Haruna Kojima say the Chinchin Train?
I don't know
This is the 2nd AKB48 GENINI NETA MATSUBI SPECIAL
We have gathered here today to make a story about AKB48
Just for this program, 6 comedians have gathered here to make a new story about AKB48
First Lady Kojima Haruna will represent AKB48 and give a strict judgement
The winner will receive a special reward
Now, let's go. Here are the first comedians
Up next...
AK Burger. I've never heard of it.
Anyway, let's go in.
Welcome! Hello!
Welcome to the AK Burger, which is famous for being like AKB.
Is there such a thing as being like AKB?
Yes!
TV!
Oh, is that how it is? That's nice.
Hello, hello, hello.
I came to eat a hamburger.
Hamburger at 48.
I don't need 48.
Can I have one?
One.
One, please.
Right now, I'd like to have a ponytail.
I don't need it.
Why do you have a ponytail on a hamburger?
It's become a hair.
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
I don't need it, so please give me a hamburger.
One hamburger, understood.
One nugget, please.
What did you order?
One nugget, please.
Why are you giving it to that girl?
It's just one hamburger.
Don't say it in such a loud voice as a diamond.
What do you mean, a diamond?
I'm still a beginner.
That's just how you say it.
I have a lot of part-time jobs, a lot of shifts, and I'm a heavy loader.
You can do whatever you want.
I live on the other side of the river.
That doesn't matter.
I'm sorry, but that was just an excuse.
It's not an excuse.
Don't say it out loud.
Why are you crying?
No way.
I have a surprise for you.
Here it is.
Come on, hurry up and bring it.
Here are the chicken nuggets you ordered.
Three of them and a ponytail.
You didn't even order one.
Come on, I'm not asking you to do this.
You're making a mistake.
I made a mistake. I made a mistake. I made a mistake.
But money.
That's enough.
Thank you very much.
Kojima-san, please give us your opinion.
Thank you very much.
I passed!
Nice!
I'm so glad!
When I first appeared, I thought the heart t-shirt was cute, so I decided to pass.
Thank you!
It's not cool at all.
If you're wearing this, it's cool.
I thought it was the lowest score.
It's not the lowest.
It's 8th place!
It's not the lowest. It's 8th place!
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, yes, you
Do you really think so?
My eyes are really big
Do you really think so?
Do you think you wanted to see me?
I think so
Do you think so?
I think so
Do you think so?
That's good
If AKB48 members confess their love
Me, Sae and Haruna
If you graduate from AKB48 and still have the same feelings for me
I will accept your feelings
Why do people do delusions?
Why?
Kojima Haruna-chan's way of saying Chin Chin Train is getting better
Why?
Please
Chin Chin Train
Wow!
Why is that?
Chin Chin Train
Turn! Turn! Turn!
Kakeyachi!
I wanted to see you at the end!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Kojima-san, please judge!
The winner is...
Nogai-kun!
Thank you very much!
As expected from a professional salesman!
What do you think, Miya-san?
It's been a while since I heard the song, so I changed my mind.
Thank you!
It's been a while since I heard it.
Yay!
Thank you very much!
Good morning!
Today, we're going to talk about AKB!
We looked it up on Yahoo! and printed it out!
It's pretty easy, right?
Yeah, it's easy!
Simply put, there's a way to answer stupid questions in Yahoo!
There is!
There's a way!
There are people who write stupid questions about AKB!
There are a lot of stupid questions!
You should read them!
Read them!
Question!
I want to dance the AKB dance at the school festival, what do you think?
Answer!
Don't hurt the sacred AKB!
If you want to dance, test it in front of me!
Who the hell are you?
I don't know who you are!
Why do I have to check you all the time?
That's right!
You're crazy!
That's amazing too!
Recently, Atsuko Maeda has appeared in a drama, why is her acting so bad?
It's like a robot!
That's the drama!
You're acting like a robot!
If you act like a robot and look like a cat, you'll be in trouble!
Answer!
I think she's good!
I think Atsuko Maeda's robot is the best in the entertainment world!
There's no one else!
This is amazing too!
Question!
Why Kojima Haruna?
His face is cute and he's a nice buddy, but he smells like the countryside. Can't you tell?
You're just badmouthing me, you idiot!
It's just badmouthing!
Answer!
The answer is...
It's because I'm from Saitama.
What? You're just badmouthing me, you idiot!
You're just badmouthing me, you idiot!
Okay, let's go home. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Kojima-san, please give us your judgement.
I pass!
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
It was a good show, Miyamoto-san.
We didn't do much research on Yahoo.
We learned a lot from it, and we laughed a lot.
It was great.
But while we were talking,
you said a lot of hurtful things.
And?
That night, ー
To be continued
Pocky-san!
How's it going, Producer?
It's no good, right?
What?
It's no good, right?
But Pocky-san made a new AKB song for us!
There's no AKB 48 Pocky at all, but if it's not a song like this, it's no good.
AKB 48 Pocky...
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
48 cups of hot black coffee
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
AKB48 doesn't mean 48 cups of hot black coffee.
It's not like that.
Aomori Kumamoto Bike is 48 hours
What are you doing?
Go home!
What are you doing?
What are you drinking?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
AKB
That's the basic of adult video.
AKB
That's because Yasushi Akimoto
has money
so he doesn't work part-time.
Akimoto Yasushi
Give me the money.
For us poor people
Here it is!
Kojima-san, please give us a round of applause!
Donghae-kun!
Thank you very much!
That was good.
It was a revolutionary 2-part composition.
The staff was also a bit lost.
They didn't know what to do.
That's right.
Please do both.
It was like a break from waiting for the next microphone.
Thank you very much!
Vegeta and Noppo from Dragon Ball!
applause!
Dirty! Applause!
dirty!
Today we, the Saiyans, learned from AKB48 and came up with a local idol group!
We're going to make them popular!
Let's show them! The idol group that Saiyans produce!
That name too!
N.M.S.
Namekusei 48!
A group of 48 lively Namekusei people!
Of course, they're divided into 3 teams.
First, Team N!
This is the only battle type, Nail N!
In other words, even if you say it's a team, it's just one.
Next, Team M!
This M is the M of the villagers!
Out of 48, 46 are in this team.
I don't even know their names, there's a lot of them.
In other words, you guys are like researchers!
And last but not least, the most popular member, Team S!
I'm the best!
My name is Satchan.
I'm older than you, so be careful.
And the next one to be sold is this guy!
SSJ3!
Super Saiyan 3!
And on top of that...
S.T.R.5
The only one with combat power is 5!
I'll use these guys to make a show of it!
I'll follow you for the rest of my life, Vegeta!
What?!
Vegeta, what are you doing?!
I don't need a useless Saiyan!
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUJITAAAAAAA
Let's go all out!
This is the end of the story!
Pass!
Actually, you two are breaking up, right?
Hey, it's been two years!
What?
Why?
It's the difference in the direction!
Liar!
It's the same!
What happened between you two?
He doesn't remember the lines at all!
There was a fluffy part today too, right?
I'll never do it with you again!
I can't do it alone!
Thank you for your hard work!
Next is this comedian!
The last person to talk is this comedian who wants to talk to Haruna Kojima!
《Gentle Rain》
《Gentle Rain》released in the last episode of Netamatsuri Special
Failed!
It seems like the person on the left doesn't like it
《Gentle Rain》released in the last episode of Netamatsuri Special
Failed!
Kojima Haruna-san, who said that she hates me, clearly proves that she is aware of me.
Kojima Haruna is unifying her furniture in a castle.
She is aware of my white shirt.
She is buying a toy poodle.
She is aware of my hairstyle.
The beauty salon she goes to is Maris.
Oh, you're still there. I graduated.
Say hello to Watanabe-san.
In an interview with a magazine, the type of man I like is...
A knowledgeable and honest person.
It's not me.
But...
I'm sorry, Kojima-san.
I understand that you like me.
But our relationship is forbidden.
I'm sorry.
What do you think, Kojima-san?
What do you think?
Failed!
The only one who failed.
Why?
I'm sorry.
I hate you so much.
She said she hates you so much.
Really? I don't think that's true.
It's not that I hate you.
It's just that I don't like you.
I hate you so much.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Kojima-san, what should we give you as a reward?
A request sexy voice!
Yay!
Then the entertainer will give you a sexy request.
Kojima-san, can I say anything?
What do you want to say?
Kojima-san, do you have a request?
I want a sexy request!
Thank you!
JINJIN TENSHA!
Can I personally have this?
Yes, you can!
Can I have it?
Of course!
Can I have it by ear?
Are you sure?
town train town town train
You should do it like this!
I'll do it like this.
town train
Can you sing it for me?
town train
Can you sing it for me?
Yes!
town train
Don't do that!
It's called Jinjin
It's Jinjin
town train
It's Zhen Zhen Zhen Zhen Zhen Zhen Zhen Zhen
It's Zhen Zhen Zhen Zhen
And before that, we have a Christmas present from Haru- nyan Santa!
A slot machine where you can participate for free!
If you get the right design, you can get emojis and waiting lists that you can only get here!
Furthermore, Haru-nyan Santa's flash waiting list, Dress Queen Emoji is also on sale!
And also, there's a dance for Chin Chin Train!
It's a dance for Lucky Ikeda-san!
Here we go!
1, 2, 3!
Chien-Chien Train, stop!
Chien-Chien Train, desist!
Now, everyone together!
Chien-Chien Train, stop!
Chien-Chien Train, desist!
GENIUS NETA MAZURI SPECIAL
Don't listen to her! It has nothing to do with me!
Next week, those rascals are coming back!
Gachinko AKB Club!
The order of chances
The next one is coming to you
No matter how much you lose
This time, let's go and win
If you don't give up
Your dreams will come true
The number of times Haruna Kojima took the train to Chinchin was 13 times