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Tonight, AKB48 will be reborn by legendary men
After 30 minutes, you'll be moving on Thursday.
We'll be having a special episode with a special guest for the first episode.
ARIYOSHI A.K.A.B. Co., Ltd.
Happy Happy Special!
I didn't hear that!
Thank you very much!
Yama-san, your outfit has changed a lot.
That's right. How is it?
You look comfortable.
You complained, didn't you?
I don't know. It's heavy.
It's heavy, right?
I haven't changed at all.
I just arrived in town.
Police?
I'm not a police. I'm a president.
And today is the first special.
We're going to do a joint quiz with mobile.
The prize money is...
1 million yen!
Really?
That's right.
A mobile quiz with a prize of 1,000,000 yen.
A quiz that anyone can understand will be given during the program, so please access it.
Yes, this is the first time to commemorate. It's a special episode, isn't it?
That's right.
After all, the time has gone up, and more people are watching, so there are too many things that are missing.
Oh, is that so?
Well, it's not enough.
Well, who are you?
Thank you very much.
I want to be a fresh lemon.
I'm Yori Ichikawa, a 16-year-old high school junior high school student.
Thank you very much.
Everyone, there is something that is really missing, so I would like to tell you about it.
Please.
What is it that everyone is missing? Please look at this.
Do you understand?
Those three have a different aura, right?
Do you understand?
I still don't understand.
You still don't understand?
You still don't understand in this state?
Really? Well, I haven't been on TV lately.
These are the three members of the ostrich club.
I'm going to show you something you're missing.
Please take a look.
Do not be surprised.
Amazing is a pet Train.
Please take a look at the three people at this time.
It is one way to enter the room, actually you can leave the room.
Do you want to get out of the room?
You guys are wrong.
Watch out!!
وت
They raised the chair.
It's not a camera.
Why?
Maybe he knows the camera position.
Look, look, it's big.
Watch out!
It's dangerous.
He's getting closer.
What are you looking at?
It'll take some time.
Ahhhh!
The reaction was close to the camera.
I was surprised.
Let's see the final reaction.
It's a balloon.
What is this?
Boss.
Boss Club.
What?
Boss Club.
Yes.
Hello, this is Ariyoshi.
Ariyoshi.
Nacho-san, I have a surprise for you!
Where's the camera?
Look in front of you. There's a camera, isn't there?
You knew, didn't you?
I didn't know!
Really?
You heard it, didn't you?
I didn't hear it!
Thank you very much!
Today, we'd like to ask AKB48 to do a reaction video for us.
To AKB48?
That's a good idea.
Is that okay?
Yeah, that's fine.
The staff will guide you, so please come to the studio.
That's a good idea.
We can do it anytime.
You were listening, weren't you?
I was listening.
Is he here?
He's here!
I found it! I found it!
What is this?
I found it!
This is amazing!
What is this?
We're filming right now!
What is this? Why are you doing a prank?
We want to see the reactions of the three of you.
Really?
If you don't tell us, we won't be able to do it.
We said hello to you before the show.
No, no, no.
I don't know.
This is the first time we've met.
It's the technique of reaction.
So today, please learn the reaction from Mr. Dachio.
In the entertainment world of the military,
Over 25 years,
Three men have survived with one reaction game.
People call them the god of reaction.
The reaction they show is like a piece of art
Tonight, we will show you the main skills of the gods
First is...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Daikon!
Wasabi Sushi!
Itadakimasu!
I'll eat it all.
It's all wasabi!
It's all wasabi!!!
I am doing it myself
It's not that.
Cheese ball.
This is what you call a Jimon-san.
Thank you for the food.
It's really hot.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
What is that?
It's probably cement.
It's dangerous.
What is this? I can't breath.
It's floating! It's floating!
It's not moving! It's not moving!
It's not moving!
Even though it's an absolutely impossible situation,
it's a godly reaction that will make you scream and be moved.
Furthermore, if this godly technique is added to AKB,
it will be able to evolve into a legendary idol.
To prove that, AKB48 will sing,
Anata ga Itekuru Takara.
I understand.
The theme of the song is the painful days when they weren't popular yet and the passionate friendship of the members.
The many tears that they shed in the music video are very touching.
However, if the god of reaction gets hold of this, it will evolve into an even more touching work.
What? What? What?
Let's take a look at your reaction to AKB48's new song, which made you even more moved.
Please prepare a handkerchief.
It's a close-up, isn't it?
It's a close-up.
What is this?
It's amazing.
Even if there is no sound, it's fun.
Ah, Kojima-san.
Ah, it's the same.
This is the one where the troll doesn't stop.
Even now, I still don't understand, I'm showing my chest, I'm already reaching out, it's all about important things
I'm going to get in trouble.
What kind of voice is that?
It's hot.
She's crying.
It's a good scene.
Thank you.
That's right.
It's necessary.
Right? It's really moving.
It's deeply moving.
How was it, Kojima-san?
AKB48 was more moving.
But where was Tachibana-san?
I don't know.
We didn't do a collaboration.
If possible, we should do a collaboration.
That's right.
I see.
It will be more moving.
That's right.
ARIYOSHI DAITOURYOU MOCHIKOMI KIKAKU, SUBERANAI REACTION!
This is a parody program of a popular TV show that has been included in the legend of DVD reactions.
The simple and clear rule is that the person who appears in the eyes of the dice will definitely take a non-slip reaction.
SUBERANAI REACTION!
Tonight, along with the god of reactions, let's have AKB48's Unslipable Reactions challenge you!
HALYOSHI AKB48 Unslipable Reactions, let's start!
Now, let's start the first Unslipable Reactions!
Who is it?
HALYOSHI!
It's Kojima-san!
Kojima-san, here is your list
List?
Which one do you want?
Wasabi-sushi
Wasabi-sushi?
Do you have confidence?
I don't have confidence, but if it's like this...
Wasabi-sushi is normal
Is that so?
Kojima Haruna will show a non-slippery reaction with Wasabi-sushi
Kojima-san's non-slippery reaction
Wasabi-sushi, please
What should I do?
My favorite...
This!
You know how to choose, right?
Salmon?
Salmon is...
One bite
Wow!
How was it?
It's important.
Yes.
Well, well, well.
You threw it away.
Well, well, well.
You threw it away.
Well, well, well.
What do you think?
It's a little difficult.
If you can do it a little more, it will be a big reaction.
I see.
This is amazing.
By the way, what is the correct answer for this wasabi sushi?
I don't know.
I don't think I can do it very well.
I want to see the correct answer.
Isn't it okay?
It's not good.
I did my best.
It's not as good as Ueshiba.
It's a teacher.
Kojima did it.
It's okay.
Kojima did his best.
It's not as good as Ueshiba.
Why do I have to do it again?
It's different.
I won't do it.
I'll do it.
It's okay. I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Please do it.
Please take a closer look.
It's coming in.
But I think it's wasabi, so it's not good.
Isn't it matcha?
It's matcha!
It's matcha ice cream!
It's matcha.
I see.
It's matcha.
It's sweet, but it's good.
Really?
I'll try it.
Itadakimasu!
What the hell is this?
I'll try it!
I thought it was a transformation!
I did it! I did it!
Here it comes!
Mirabakesso!
It transformed!
This is amazing! This is amazing!
It's amazing!
I thought it was delicious!
Mirabakesso!
It stopped.
Koshima-san, do your best.
Yes, I'll do my best.
Oh!
It's a tie!
Then, which one should I choose?
Which one do you want, Ueshiba-san?
I chose wasabi earlier.
Ueshiba-san.
I'm satisfied with it.
Look, it's in my mouth, so I can't really talk.
It's in your mouth?
It's in your mouth because it's wasabi.
Then, shall we go with this one?
Let's go.
Kakigori?
Yes.
It's in my mouth.
Kakigori?
Let's go with kakigori.
Kakigori?
Yes.
Kakigori?
It's not kakigori.
It's not shaved ice.
Then, let's use this rubber patch.
Let's splash the dirt.
Rubber patch is good.
It will be a good example of reaction.
It's not rubber patch.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait.
There's nothing else.
Let's go to Sen-Taku Masami.
Sen-Taku Masami is the leader.
I wanted to go to Sen-Taku Masami.
Let's go to Sen-Taku Masami.
I knew it! You have mustard in your mouth!
Ah, let's continue with the mustard.
It's the same, isn't it?
Umm...
The one left is Akamata, isn't it?
Shall we go?
Akamata! Akamata!
You said it smelled like persimmon, didn't you?
It might be Akamata!
You said it smelled like persimmon, didn't you?
It's Akamata.
Then let's go with the left over Akamata.
Akamata!
Wow, it's the real thing!
Wow, it's amazing!
Eh? What's this? Eh?
Hello!
It's coming out!
Hello!
Put it in! Put it in!
Hello!
Put it in! Put it in!
It's coming out!
Don't run away, Ueshiba-san!
Don't run away!
Put her in the basket!
Put her in!
She's being bitten!
Stop it!
Ouch!
Hurry up!
Yoshiko-san!
Put it back in!
Yoshiro!
It doesn't slip, does it?
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Kojima!
I want to see something cute
Do you have something cute?
Do you want to go with shaved ice?
I'm a local, is it okay?
Let's go with shaved ice!
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Kojima Haruna will eat shaved ice and make a reaction. What will she say at the end?
Let's eat!
The answer will be revealed after the commercial.
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Let's eat!
Oh, you can do it!
You can do it!
Oh, amazing!
Oh, as expected!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
You're just spitting it out!
One last word!
It's coming!
That's not good!
With such a reaction, Ueshiba Ryuheng will eat shaved ice in one go and show the essence of reaction-based games.
Before that, we will show you the first live performance of AKB48's new unit, Team Pig Mint, which was led by the director the other day.
We love Disney
Good evening everyone!
We are Team Pig!
Thank you for choosing us from 1 million votes.
In November, we will have a concert at Ameyama Pig.
Everyone, please come and have fun.
Why are we so familiar with each other?
Yes, I was somehow interested in you
I'm so excited
I'm in love
Mint's song is really good
I want to sing too
After the CM, Ryuhei Ueshiba eats shaved ice and shows his full body reaction
It's coming!
Ah, it's coming!
Ah, my head hurts!
Ah, he's coming this way too.
He's coming down too.
What's going on?
He's coming this way too.
Which way? Up or down?
He's coming up too.
He's coming down too.
Oh, he's coming up and down.
He's coming up and down.
Thank you.
Well, well, well.