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Sexy? Rock-paper-scissors? Rock-paper-scissors?
Please do your best at the center with your sexy rock- paper-scissors!
I'll do my best! The red of victory!
The miracle that happened at the selection rock- paper- scissors tournament.
It was Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic who dug it up.
Behind the scenes of the selection rock-paper- scissors tournament.
I'll show you tonight!
Good evening! It's time for tonight's show!
This is AKB48!
The person who brought the song this time is this member!
Miracle Miracle Kizukuru Team B's 17 years old Chika Nobina!
It's the kind of thing that Yama-san makes a fool of, right?
I love it!
You love it?
Is it a miracle?
I'm sure it'll come!
It'll come, right?
That's right!
It's fun!
The Monday show will end tonight!
We'll solve the questions you had on the show and move on to Thursday!
The first question is, was 《Janken Kyouka Kikaku》really useful?
Until now, 《Janken》has made opponents angry
《Janken Kyouka Kikaku》
President Kojima and his students worked together to strengthen the Rock-Paper-Scissors project
Everything was for the victory of Kojima Haruna
Will the results be the same?
The day of the Rock-Paper-Scissors competition has finally arrived
The venue was filled with the enthusiasm of 11,000 people
On this big stage, Kojima wanted to wear a special costume
I changed my clothes
Please
This is wonderful
Really?
Yes, red dress, red hair accessory, red shoes
Red shoes
I can win this
Actually, this costume
Legendary fortune-teller Lamu-mesu chose this costume to maximize Kojima's luck
Kojima-san's lucky color is red
If the whole body is red, there is a possibility that you will win
I will do my best in this costume!
In addition, there was an ultimate technique to win in the rock-paper-scissors tournament
It is a sexy rock-paper-scissors that captivates the audience and increases their luck
You will do it, right?
I will do it
You won't do it?
The atmosphere is sexy
I will do it
Kojima is really good at sexy rock-paper-scissors.
I can't do it.
Everyone, please do it.
I'm sorry.
Please do it.
There's no such thing.
Everyone, please do it.
I can't do it.
One, two.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors.
I can't do it.
One, two.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Please do it.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Pa!
No!
You really can't do it.
I don't know how to do it.
Sexy!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Pa!
It's not sexy. It's the worst rock-paper-scissors.
Kojima-san, please do the sexy rock-paper- scissors.
I'll do it somehow.
What will happen to Kojima?
Will he show off his sexy rock-paper-scissors skills?
The player has entered the ring!
Kojima Holger from Team A!
He's very popular.
What will happen to Kojima?
What if...
Let's look at it from a different angle
This is a sexy rock-paper-scissors
Oh, you did it for me?
You did it for me?
What a surprise!
At the time when 11,000 people's eyes were focused only on one person
He performed a splendid sexy rock-paper-scissors
As a result...
What a surprise!
Sexy rock-paper-scissors!
She won 3 championship at Preferred, overheard the 3-times hold at Chaichikikun.
She went on to move to top 4.
The fated battle pretty much kitaied fighting for the final place.
The fated battle
rock, paper, scissors
She lost!
They lost!
the final place
the 3 times
After that, she won the 3rd place
I was really surprised
I didn't think I would be able to come this far in AKB48
I was really surprised
I didn't think I would come this far in AKB48
What we were aiming for was a center position.
Why couldn't they win?
Red dress, red hair, red shoes!
By the way, you said you like all the red ones. What do you think?
Is the underwear red too?
The underwear is a plain color.
I'm sorry.
That's right. Kojima's underwear was plain.
What is this?
What are you doing?
Really?
You definitely got first place, didn't you?
When we played rock-paper-scissors, you didn't play sexy rock-paper-scissors.
You didn't even know how to make me angry.
That's why I came here.
I had to put my body in the green frame.
I couldn't show my body.
I couldn't show anything when the video was on.
I couldn't do it.
You didn't do enough research.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
But you were amazing.
The red dress gave me a lot of power.
I felt like I could win all the matches.
I was in the match, but I didn't feel like I was going to lose.
I lost.
What was your rank?
16th.
You won!
Thank you very much.
No, it's a plain one.
The next question is, won't AGB make a new song?
No, no, it's already completed.
AKB48 is a gay idol that you can go see if you go to Shinjuku 2-chome
AKB debuted with the first single, Nachitakatta
The momentum didn't stop and continued releasing new songs
The quality is low
The second single is a gay version of Namida Surprise
Nani ga Samurai Saizu
It's a sad gay heart that seduces Ariyoshi
In addition, they released a series of gay versions of the song River.
Tonight, we will deliver the latest song of AGB as soon as possible.
What is the theme of this time?
Ponytail and Shushu
The touching work that sings about the sadness of living as a gay and the strong bond with your second partner is completed.
Please listen to it. Ponytail and Shushu Gay Version
Ponytail and Shushu
This is quite amazing.
I had a date with him the other day.
Ah, that's true.
That's amazing.
No, it's not like I don't know you.
Gross.
I'm sure you're watching this.
Stop it.
Stop it!
Kojima-san?
Look! Look!
So cute!
Where did you come from?
So cute!
Where did you come from?
I really want to get my hands dirty.
I don't know either.
The size is...
So cute!
It fits the cover.
It's cute.
You'll get scolded.
You did it well.
You did it too well.
You'll get scolded.
When Kei rides on the train,
the seats around her get bored.
Shime wa itsumo geido no kou na kisu de The close-up is always with this kind of kiss of a gay girl
This is amazing!
This is a real girl, Akeboshi-san.
I can't tell the difference.
There are a lot of things I can't tell the difference.
Kojima-san has definitely become that person.
What's with Akeboshi-chan?
Everyone has become Akanake.
He's become cute, it's annoying.
Who is Punk Machida-san?
Punk Machida-san is an animal expert
He used to help AKB to increase the number of animal fans
However, in that video...
Because of the loud screams of the students, the real identity of Punk Machida-san was not revealed at all
So this time, the mystery...
A! K! B! Researcher!
Researcher will investigate!
We visited a pet shop in Shinko-yuwa where we visited before
We will meet again at a memorable place where we met animals
In addition to the warm welcome of Mr. Punk, the insects he feeds are...
...cute, revolving larvae.
Giant mealworms live for a week.
Why is Mr. Punk so familiar with animals?
He learns the ecology of wild animals all over the world and runs animal training facilities.
That's why he trains all kinds of animals, such as dogs, mochins and so on.
After spending a day with Panku-san, I was able to feel his wonderful humanity.
Machida Hidefumi-san, 42 years old.
Born in Nakano, Tokyo.
His wife is Kimi-san.
7 years ago, he met Panku-san at his friend's pet shop.
Currently, he is recruiting Odessu-san.
To take care of the animals and insects, she is called the Nightingale of the animal world.
Speaking of animals, the presenter of this time is Rina-chan from the underground.
As an image girl of Mother Farm, she appeared in a commercial.
In the commercial, she is dressed up as a cow to show off her beautiful dance, but I wonder if she really is a cow.
If she really is a cow, I think it's natural for her to be able to kiss a cow.
Yes, I can kiss a cow.
You can, right?
Yes, I can.
You love cows, right?
Yes, I love cows.
You love cows, right?
Yes, I love them.
Then, will you do it for me?
You want me to kiss a cow?
Yes.
Panko Machida-san, please!
Please do it for me.
Thank you.
Um, I can't find the cow
No, no, that's because the box is covered
What is it?
This cow?
There is a cow inside, so please open it
Cow...
There is a cow inside
Mother, mother
Kissing with the cow you love
What a peaceful peace country
Actually, the other day, the biggest crisis has come
In order to protect the peace and order of the Republic, a hero has risen
Hello, I'm the leader of the Kyōtoki Knight Corps, Kojima Haruno
The leader of the Kyōtoki Knight Corps, Koji Haru- chan, will face the strongest opponent
I'm counting on you
Who is it?
The one who appeared there was a warrior who wrapped himself in armor
Who are you?
I came from the land of Shimousa
I am the fire stopper samurai
What is this strange feeling?
The battle for peace in the Republic of Japan
First of all, the battle for 50 meters
Who will be the winner?
The leader of the knight team vs. the fire stopper samurai
The battle of the century is about to start
On your marks
Get set
Alright
So fast
Why?
Not at all
Wait
So fast
So cute
This is popular
So cute
Why?
I did it
Why?
Nice
Ah
It's heavy.
It's not cute at all.
So the winner is...
The captain of the lost knight team finally pulls out his sword.
The final battle is...
Balloon, Hayawari, Chambara.
The one who breaks the three balloons on the hips and shoulders first is the winner.
Koji Haruchan, the captain of the lost knight team.
The fire stopper samurai Kuramochi will fight with two swords.
It's a fight!
Stop it!
It's funny.
Let's see if the Nito-ryu has an advantage.
The leader of the knight group, Niko-me, has been crushed.
The only thing left is his butt.
The cow is cute.
This is where the real battle begins!
Mom!
Even in the final battle, Bushi won!
I lost
However, the friendship between the two people spread
The crisis of the Republic was avoided
Everyone, thank you for waiting
Mother Farm image girl Rina in the basement kisses her favorite cow
There is a cow inside, so open it
Cow
There is a cow inside
Really?
It's a cow frog
The back is the back
You can't turn it over
Can I hold it?
Yes
Can I hold it?
Ariyoshi AKB48 Amoeba Pig
3 colors of the fluffy vest designed by Rumi Yonezawa will be on sale
Furthermore
Kojima Haruna's flash waiting is on the air
The first lady is cute at noon and the dress queen at night
We are waiting for your access
Can I hold it?
Here I go
Wait, wait
Go
Now, Kojima-san.
The 3rd place, Kojima-san.
Now, Kojima-san, you can do it, right?
First, you have to touch it, right?
Touch it.
If you touch it, look.
Look, it's cute.
How is it?
You can't do it?
I can't do this.
You can't do this.
Chikana, you shouldn't kiss me!
It's time for the punishment!
From next week, you will be moving on Thursday, so you will be doing the announcement with this cow.
What?
Hold the cow like this, and bring the cow to the center.
Bring the cow to the center.
This one.
Yes.
Ariyoshi, AKB, Kyohakuku, Thursday, midnight, at 055. Everyone, watch it!
The president will be like,
Ah, it became a cow.
It's not funny at all.
It doesn't have to be funny at all.
It's so funny.
You idiot!
I don't have any more!
Alright, let's go!
Let's go!
Don't forget to watch the next video!
Huh? Where's my bag?
Ah! I left it behind!
Okay!
See you on Thursday! Goodbye!
Did you hear that?
I didn't hear that!
After the commercial, you'll be bitten by a snake.
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Put it in! Put it in!
Thank you very much!