AISubs
Tonight...
No, those four are Aerosmiths.
AKB is...
A new project that will welcome the end of the show and save the comedians.
Furthermore...
Chinchin Densha!
Chinchin Densha will also be broadcasted by ARIYOSHI AKB Kyowa Co.
This time, it's a summer holiday special program, GENIN NETAMATSURE SPECIAL!
Yay!
The President's Assistant and Team Researcher, Haruka Shimono!
And the Researcher, Hyoma Taiga!
When did you become like that?
The 7 talented comedians will show their new talents on the theme of AKB
Kojima Haruna will judge whether it was fun or not
The winner will receive a special reward
I brought it from home today
Really?
Please look forward to it. It would be nice if it was panties
The first artist is this person
In the early morning, under the bridge,
I went into the red lantern by myself.
Please give me a drink, please give me a drink.
Osaka Koishigura
Okay, Pocky-san!
How is it, President?
It's no good, right?
Because I'm singing AKB48!
Is that so?
I was asked to produce a song by Pogi-san.
You have to make it more like an idol song.
Like an idol?
I don't go to the toilet.
I don't poop.
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sure there's an image like that.
I think Kojima Harada would do that.
Well, he does.
You don't have to do that. You have to make it more like an AKB48 song.
AKB48?
Aniki no Kanojo wa Busuuu
48 years old
What are you talking about?
AKB48 is not easy because Aniki no Kanojo wa Busuuu is 48 years old
Do you understand?
It's a song that can be sold
I bought a wallet, I bought a bag, I bought a watch
Yes, cheap
Bag?
It's not like that. It's more like pop. Pop, pop.
I like bread. You like bread. I like rice.
Go home!
Kojima-san, please give us your opinion.
Pass!
Thank you!
I forgot it. I forgot it because of the bread.
Hello, we are Doburock.
Today, please listen to our song.
AKB.
AKB is...
A national idol.
AKB is...
Playing with a man's heart.
AKB is playing with a man's heart.
I want to go on a date with everyone
Depending on how hard I try, I feel like I can go out with someone
AKB, I wish I could go out with someone
I want to untie my ponytail
Keibin, even if you show me your thighs, I won't show you your panties
Keibin, do you need romance with me?
Then, Kojima-san, please give a score
I pass!
I want you to do your best.
No, no, it's a joke that I can always cut.
Thank you for making me a wooden sword today.
Good morning!
Let's go to the story.
Today, I thought about AKB48.
AKB48 is disbanded.
Obviously, they are big.
There are a lot of people who are missing.
Obviously, they are dolls.
Sometimes, Akimoto-san appears.
I feel like I have to look for Wally.
Here he is.
It's like a handshake party.
I have a great discovery.
This is AKB48.
If you do this...
It's Akimoto-san.
That's all.
Who will it be?
Did you really pass?
I passed!
It's been a while since I passed.
It doesn't look like you passed.
I passed during the rehearsal.
Why did you pass?
It's been a while since I saw you, so I passed!
Stop it!
That's all!
I passed!
Cyclone JETS!
Let's start the lesson.
This time, we will start the AKB dance lesson.
What kind of dance is it?
We will dance according to the lyrics of the song.
Let's start with the first dance.
I like this table.
If you like this table, I will steal it.
That's all. Let's put it on the music. Music start!
I think there are some people who don't know yet, so let's do a short version.
Let's go.
1 and 2 and 3 and 4.
Maid Beam! Maid Beam!
It's very easy. Let's play the music. Music start!
Next, we'll do the long version.
Please remember the choreography.
Let's go.
1 and 2 and 3 and 4.
This is all the moving luggage?
I got it.
I'll open this.
It's open.
I opened it.
Good.
It hurts.
I hit it.
I already bought the toilet seat.
Give me back the car keys.
That's all.
It's a little hard, but let's go with this music. Music start!
It was a bit too much to ask her to give the key back to me.
Ah, she just realized it.
So that's it for today's lesson. Let's meet again somewhere else!
So, Koshima-san, please give us your rating!
Please give us your rating!
I'm not good at learning the dance, so I thought it would be nice to have a teacher like this.
Then please do this.
That's not very cute.
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la tra-la-la-la Ah-ra-ra-ra-ra- cha tra-la-la-la-la.
AKB Sc probable auction broke
One's mot Yes as ongoing
Using close four
No one comes
A new star is coming
The company is suddenly changing its attitude
The work is pushing me to the left
Thank you very much
Kojima-san, please give your verdict
I pass!
Thank you for your hard work.
Kojima-san, why did you fail?
It was very convincing.
Thank you very much.
I'm doing Twitter.
Today is a good day, so I want to drink beer.
I got a reply from an amateur.
I don't think it's a bad thing to drink alcohol.
I'll give you a new one.
I want to drink alcohol, but I think it's a bad thing to drink.
It's starting to look like it's going to rain.
It doesn't matter what's going to happen.
It's starting to rain.
The information about AKB48 that was on the internet,
I just read it with the original melody.
An idol who can go to love
Kojima Haruna is...
He is secretly acting as an idol to his grandfather
What he is telling his grandfather is AKB's Kojima Haruna
They are the same sex and the same name
He is lying and saying that he is doing an apparel type of job
He was born on the 22nd of July and he is a two- headed moe
He is a professional baseball player with the same birthday
Hara Tatsunori, Emoto Takenori, Denny Gonzales
Haruka's convenience store rice ball
rice ball
Nori
Without eating
Haruka's convenience store rice ball
Why?
Do you want to eat?
The president Yoshida has no intention of remembering the names of the AKB researchers.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Failed!
Failed?
I think it was pretty exciting.
It seems like the person on the left doesn't like it.
But you really like AKB48, right?
No, I'm only interested in anime.
I don't think so.
It's Mu.
It's Mu, right?
Why are you being called Mu by that person?
I'm sorry.
That was fast!
Yes, yes. Thank you very much.
Well, it's a good thing for us to do a manzai in front of young people.
Yes, yes.
Well, that's right. Certainly, there are various summer events in the summer.
Yes, yes.
Ah, summer festival.
Summer festival is certainly good.
There are various bookstores.
It's delicious to eat at the stall.
Yes, yes.
Yes, in Akihabara.
Don Quixote's Eighth Floor.
There is AKB theater.
I can't talk about that.
I talked about the summer festival.
It's delicious if you eat it with apple candy.
Is it a good way to play rock-paper-scissors?
Even if you play rock-paper-scissors, you can't be chosen.
What are you trying to do?
What do you mean by Koji Haru-chan is ugly?
What do you mean by that?
Even if it's ugly.
No sleeves.
This is a great thing.
Do you remember all the members of AKB48?
Tell me. It's a big deal.
Yes, yes.
No, those four are Aerosmiths.
They're not AKB48.
What did you do to only AKB48?
I...
See?
What did you do to only AKB48?
I...
Well then, Koshiyama-san, please announce the result.
You've passed!
Thank you.
Kojima-san, why did you pass?
Both of you were so cute, so I passed
Thank you very much
The winner will receive a special reward from Kojima Haruna
Kojima-san, what is the reward?
I would like to present my sexy voice
Please look forward to the second half of the show
Tonight, we have a special guest.
As you know, he is Professor Himonya.
He is a world-renowned scientist who studies how to make people angry.
Professor of Linguistics at Tokyo Tokai University, Jun Himonya.
What? Actually...
When a person gets angry, there is a research result that when you play rock-paper-scissors, you play Gu.
Therefore, if you use your power at that time, you can win the game.
The way to make people angry with Rock-Paper- Scissors. First, this technique.
Rock-Paper-Scissors!
You're serious, aren't you?
I'm serious!
This is a technique to make fun of the opponent's seriousness.
It's serious.
I'm sorry.
It's so annoying.
It's so annoying, isn't it?
It's true that I want to play rock-paper-scissors.
It's true.
I'm being teased.
It's so annoying.
It's serious.
It's true that when people get angry, they play rock- paper-scissors.
There's more. How to make people angry with rock- paper-scissors.
Eh?
What is it?
Eh? Where is it?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors
Rock-paper-scissors
I really want to do it!
Eh? What are you looking at?
Where are you looking at?
What kind of technique is this?
I don't know what kind of technique it is
Professor, what kind of technique is this?
This is...
Yes
It's a way to make people angry that it's forbidden
What kind of technique is this?
You can't see the opponent's hand anymore, so you have to get close to the opponent's hand.
That's how you make them angry.
But I'm in a situation where I can only say gu.
Nagao-chan, do you want to try it too?
Yes.
Thank you.
Rock, paper, scissors!
You're fast!
She's totally angry.
She's angry.
She's frustrated.
I'm angry because I lost.
I'm angry, I'm angry.
Sensei, this is...
What is it?
This is...
Nekodamashi.
It was Nekodamashi!
Next week!
Thank you!
The strongest woman in AKB48, Sayaka Akimoto will be angry
Rock, paper, scissors
Please stop rock, paper, scissors
The strongest woman in AKB48 will be furious. What will happen after this?
Ha?
It's not ha
I can't do it because it's my body
Please look forward to it
Kojima-san, please do it
Chim Chim Train
Please don't say you don't need a train.
The train is important.
I'll be departing from Doburoku.
I'll be departing from Chin Chin Train.
After the commercial, Kojima Haruna's Chin Chin Train departs!
Hello! I'm Kojima Haruna, the leader of Kyobakoku Kishidan!
Kojiharu's armor series was broadcasted in a single video!
Kojiharu-chan was appointed as the leader of the Kishidan to protect the peace of Kyobakoku
She wore an armor for the first time and took on the challenge
She ate Italian food for the first time in armor
That emotion will be revived once again!
Furthermore
Everyone on Earth, please help me!
The queen of the dress, Chakubois, is also on the air.
It's time for the president's punishment!
The train is departing.
If you don't mind, can I hear Ariyoshi-san's high- ya voice?
My voice?
No matter what, no matter what, no matter what!
Please, please, please!
Noiri-san, please come up here.
The show is not over yet!
The popular Amoeba Pig.
The cute pants designed by Haruka Ishida are now on sale!
How will it be?
After this, Haruna Kojima's enemy, the kind rain is coming!
It's coming! The kind rain is coming!
Why?
Thank you!
Do you want to say something?
No, nothing in particular.
Thank you very much!