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Tonight is the night to cool down the heat of the World Cup
The idol group AKB who is still not cooled down by the heat of the heat of the competition has encountered the unknown
The scoop video is full of excitement
Ariyoshi AKB Republic UFO Special
It's moving!
That's UFO
The studio is shocked by the shocking video
UFO
Ariyoshi AKB Republic UFO Pig
AKB48 gym area's special program, Jihankun
Maeda Atsuko's 2nd produce item has been released
It's a hoodie with a cute rabbit design
If you wear this, you will definitely get more attention
Good evening, I'm Haruno Kojima.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Today, I have an announcement to make.
Are you laughing?
Don't do anything random.
You're always doing something.
Good evening.
May I make an announcement first?
Yes, go ahead.
Thank you.
Today, I have good news for those who are watching this live.
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The program is being held on mobile.
President Ariyoshi, you want my Marugigato, don't you?
I definitely want it.
You're lying.
So, the one who brought the comparison this time is this member.
Do, Re, Mi, Do, Mi, Do, Myao!
Thank you very much. I'm Miyazaki Miho from Shibuya.
The face of the student who was sleeping was dead.
Myao, what kind of plan did you bring today?
Yes, this is the plan for this time.
Idol who can go to love has come to U-ho!
U-ho!
Yes, I'll tell you a little.
Yes, please.
This time, seriously!
We were able to successfully film the UFO.
No way!
Really?
It's true.
The two people who went to film the UFO were these two people.
UFO!
How cute!
Is it cute?
Shall we watch it?
Yes, then let's watch the UFO video!
Let's UFO!
Huh?
Do you believe in the existence of UFO?
In 1947, an unknown object was recovered by the US military in Roswell, USA.
Furthermore, what made its existence more certain was the photo of an alien that was said to have been photographed in Mexico around 1950.
This shocked the whole world, and the research of UFOs has been carried out in secret all over the world.
Even in Japan, there are anecdotes about aliens, and Urashima Taro is famous as an old tale.
According to this story, a writer professor at Kyoto Information Graduate University,
Turtle was a spaceship, and Ryugu Castle was a planet somewhere.
Traveling in space shifts the time axis,
If you think that way, it makes sense that many years had passed when you returned from the Dragon Palace.
Dogoon is also famous as an excavated artifact from the Jomon period.
There is also a theory that this was actually an alien wearing a space suit.
It's true that his face, which doesn't look like an earthling, looks a lot like the aliens that have been documented.
and in recent years,
In 2007, a mysterious body was discovered in Vietnam, which is believed to be an alien.
This year, President Ilm Ginov, of the Kalmyk Republic of the Russian Federation,
He confessed that he was taken by an alien on a Russian national TV broadcast.
There is no room to doubt the existence of aliens anymore.
President Ilm Ginov, the president of the Kalmyk Republic of the Russian Federation, said that he was taken by an alien on a Russian national TV broadcast.
Mr. Aliens, I'm here.
So tonight, the idol group AKB that can be seen is going to meet UFOs.
Under the advice of UFO director Junichi Yaoi, the researchers call UFOs with a surprising strategy.
Mr. Aliens, please come.
This project was thought to be reckless, but...
What is it?
It's a bird!
It's a bird, isn't it?
We were able to meet UFOs.
Let's show it to the camera.
Let's take a look at the record of the truth tonight.
N. K. P.
Don't let her do it, Aoi-san.
The place where UFO was discovered is here, Takao- san.
Takao-san?
It was introduced in the Michelin Guide.
Why was this mountain, known for having the most climbers in the world, chosen as a place that would be a perfect match for UFOs? It's been sighted, and it's also called a UFO search spot.
Seriously? Isn't it toast?
I thought Toast would go to Tokyo through here. Takao- san is one of the landmarks here, and I think he will go to Tokyo through here.
Hey man, you got dressed up today. Yaoi-san, you look stylish today.
So you can expect it today. I think I can expect a lot from you.
Fun! I'm looking forward to it!
And to its credit, we had a successful UFO encounter. And as the reputation said, we succeeded in encountering the UFO.
This time, the site of the UFO encounter was an observatory with a great view. The place where we encountered the UFO this time was the observatory.
rear guard. The rear garden.
Beautiful, the view. The scenery is so beautiful.
Is true. It's true.
Because this place does not block the 360-degree view, I did not miss the UFO flying above. Because of the 360-degree view, we didn't miss the UFO flying in the sky.
One of the secrets of successful UFO photography. Attract aliens by doing something that stands out. The secret to successful shooting of UFO, the first.
By doing so, it is said that the UFO will approach itself. By doing so, UFO will come close to us.
listen to this Listen to this.
What strategy did the two take? What is their strategy?
Good, I knew it. It's good, isn't it?
Is that what you mean by sparkling? I wonder if that's the case.
Appeal to UFOs with AKB's stage costumes. AKB's stage costume appeals to UFO.
AKB48 Team A chose this costume to attract the attention of the aliens.
If this costume is attractive to the fans, it will definitely be attractive to the aliens.
AKB48 Team B chose this costume to attract the attention of the aliens.
They appeal to the aliens with their hot beat and intense dance.
However, there is no sign of UFOs appearing.
They can't see it because it's in the air.
So they prepared this.
Oh, it's dazzling. It's amazing.
What is their next strategy?
The original plan was to reflect the sun's rays and reflect the reflection of the ref to the sky.
UFOs are not supposed to show such a thing.
However, UFOs gather at these landmarks.
This image proves it.
Wow! Look!
Two!
Wow!
What is that?
It's stopped.
It's not an airplane.
There's no way it can fly like that.
Look!
Two aircrafts are circling in the air.
What's that?
Under it is the US military base.
It's flying like an M-12.
It's scary!
If you make too much noise, the neighbors will be surprised.
It's amazing.
These UFOs must have gathered to mark the base's bright lights.
Jujin-san, this is the place.
If it's the bright lights of this ref van, it must be a sign of UFOs.
But there is no sign of anything approaching.
When this plan was thought to be a failure...
What is it? What is it?
A silver thing is flying.
What is it? What is it?
Yaoi's eyes finally caught a flying object shining in silver.
What is it? What is it?
What?
Where did it go?
However, they lost sight of it.
What?
It's gone somewhere.
Yaoi.
They noticed it here.
Unfortunately, UFO disappeared.
UFO can sometimes hide its appearance in an instant.
Here is a video that proves it.
In the twilight sky, you can clearly see the moving aircraft.
But it slowly moved away and disappeared into the clouds.
This is a video that UFOs with stealth functions may have hidden themselves.
You can see it from another angle.
Next, I will show you a video of a UFO hiding its appearance.
This is a video of a UFO that was seen in a hurry and turned the camera.
This is a video of a photographer desperately looking for a missing UFO.
The black shadow you can see in the video was not visible at all.
This is also a video of a UFO that was deliberately camouflaged.
Next, the strategy based on the advice of Mr. Yaoi is...
Ta-da!
Space food!
It is important to pay respect to UFOs and have a friendly heart, so we prepared space food.
It is made with the same freeze-dried method as the space food that astronauts eat.
The taste is so good that you won't get tired of it, and the astronauts will surely be very satisfied.
If this is the case, there is no doubt that the hungry astronauts will drool as they gather.
Are you interested?
Monja?
Monja!
When it enters the mouth, it becomes Monja.
The texture is the same as the first one, but the taste is...
This is Monja.
Amazing! I'm impressed.
Read it! Read it quickly!
While appealing such a souvenir, the researchers continued to call the aliens.
How did this happen? They took a step closer to the UFO discovery.
And here is the direct result of the UFO discovery.
To convey the feeling of wanting to meet.
Well, that's right.
And here is the spiritualist Akatsuki Reika- sensei.
What an amazing name.
Now he has published a lot of women's favorite Power Spot books.
I see.
One of Japan's foremost spiritualists If you're a teacher who can convey your feelings to spirits, you'll be able to convey your feelings to aliens You taught me how to contact aliens Music and words are very easy to convey So words can do it. Firmly speaking what you think and calling it Since ancient times, to deliver your thoughts to the unknown
It is said that it is good to convey it with voice and music.
If that is the case, it should also reach the aliens.
So, as the teacher taught, ring the bell and convey your feelings to the aliens.
Please come to see me.
I want to see you. Please come to see me.
The four of them desperately wish for that.
There are a lot of different kinds of people.
But the aliens are not coming to see them.
Do they still not have enough feelings?
The four of them continued to wish for the aliens.
Yaoi-san, you're not motivated at all.
Please let us see you.
Yaoi-san, you're not motivated today.
I definitely want to see you.
At that time, their feelings reached their peak.
Please lend us your strength.
They want to see the UFO.
They want to see it.
Their strong feelings are here, too.
Surprisingly, the AKB researchers who were in the classroom...
Please come to the UFO!
The passionate feelings of Mori and Yokoyama reached the other researchers, too.
They send telepathy to the universe, despite their no-make.
Furthermore, in Shinjuku, Nijome, it's AKB.
UFO-san, please come!
Even though their bodies are male, their feelings of wanting to see the UFO are the same as that of the researchers.
It's cute.
They want to see the UFO.
Their feelings become one.
At that time...
What's that?
It's moving.
Where is it?
It's moving!
Finally, they found the flying object floating in the sky.
Wait a minute.
I can't hear anything.
It's a silver flying object moving horizontally in the air.
Is it a UFO?
It's a plane.
Wait a minute.
I can't hear anything.
It's a plane.
They turned the camera up.
What?
It's a plane.
The researchers slowly lowered their shoulders.
And then the sun went down and the filming was over.
Unfortunately, they couldn't meet the UFO.
But! A miracle happened where they didn't realize it!
The next day, when the three of them were looking back at the tape.
You edited it, didn't you?
Something fell down.
A mysterious object cut through the front of the camera at high speed.
Let's take it slow and watch it again.
Indeed, we can confirm a mysterious flying object moving at high speed.
Isn't this a UFO?
Yes, this is a UFO.
This is a UFO.
It was very fast.
It is difficult to think that it is an insect or an airplane because of its speed and appearance.
We succeeded in shooting a UFO.
It's a long, thin, leaf-shaped UFO.
UFO!
It's a UFO!
In fact, the shape of this UFO is...
I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear.
It was also seen at the inauguration of President Obama.
Here is the footage.
A mysterious flying object is seen in the sky above Washington.
At this time, the sky above Washington is a plane.
From the speed, it's hard to think of it as a bird.
This is exactly the same aircraft as the UFO we captured this time.
I'm glad I played with a bell.
But it doesn't look like UFO at all. It's totally a sky fish, isn't it?
Yes, it's a sky fish.
In commemoration of the successful shooting of UFO, I prepared this project.
It's called, adding a little bit of space power to Yakisoba UFO!
I'm sorry, Nishin-san. Thank you very much.
What is the delicious ingredient that Miyazaki Miho added to Yakisoba UFO?
The umami of the beef and the soft texture are well matched with the yakisoba sauce
But this is clearly a game-changer
Is this corned beef?
Miyazaki claims that corned beef has space power
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's delicious
It's delicious if you add corned beef
I don't know if it has space power
Where is the space power of corned beef?
It's here
What are you talking about?
Now is the time
Where is the space power of corned beef?
I brought it from space
The plan is a complete failure, it's a punishment
Thank you very much
I'm a reporter
You wanted to be a reporter
I see
Yes
Miyazaki
Yes
Why do you look so calm?
You're trying to steal other songs
I'm not stealing!
Well, Miyazaki is good at stealing
Let's steal Kojima's sexiness
Yes
Kojima
Yes
Please tell me that
Zhenzhen train!
As expected!
Let's do it!
Ni-ni-ne-san
You don't have to imitate Kojima
You don't have to imitate him that much
That's not it
Manasara-san
Let's do one more
I'm going to publish a book
Can you say the title of the book, which says you're already dead, in a sexy way?
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Why do I have to promote your book?
I'm sorry.
I asked Kojima-san to do this.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
Why do I have to promote your book?
That's right.
Then you do it.
I'm sorry.
You're already dead.
I'm sorry.
You are...
I'm sorry.
It's not funny.
That's all.
Goodbye.
After the commercial, aliens come.
Alien...
What's wrong?
We are aliens.
What did you think of tonight's ARIYOSHI AKB48?
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President, how was tonight's show?
Unfortunately, we didn't get to film Yuko.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Thank you. Now you're able to talk me into it.
After the commercial, the aliens' invasion begins!
We are aliens.
I am the second alien.
I am an alien.
What are you doing?
Hello, everyone in Japan.
Hello, everyone.