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ARIYOSHI! ARIYOSHI!
President Ariyoshi celebrated his 36th birthday on a sunny day.
The whole world celebrated President Ariyoshi with a celebration party.
In 1974, Mr. Hiroiki was born in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Since he was a child, he was known for his cuteness.
He was given bread for free at a bakery in his neighborhood.
There are still a lot of stories to tell.
The dream he had when he graduated from elementary school was to become the Prime Minister.
When he was in middle school, he was obsessed with comedy.
He wanted to be popular with girls, so he was obsessed with sharan-kyu and became a tsunku.
And then, he became the president of the Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic.
Today is the 36th birthday of such a great man.
A.K.B.
Let's welcome them to the birthday party.
Today is the 36th birthday of President Ariyoshi.
To celebrate this memorable day, we...
will hold President Ariyoshi's birthday party.
Let's welcome the star of the day.
President Ariyoshi Onari!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
President Ariyoshi is celebrating his 36th birthday.
AKB and all the staff members are here to celebrate this memorable day.
Ariyoshi AKB Association President Ariyoshi's Birthday Special
President Ariyoshi, did you get a present?
I didn't get anything.
Really?
I brought a nice present for the president.
Really?
Let's take a look at the video.
Yes, today...
With this money, we are going to buy a present for President Ariyoshi!
Yes, that's right.
The total amount is 224,400 yen!
What is this money obtained by the researchers?
The 100,000 yen that he borrowed from President Ariyoshi on the day of his birthday was used to buy a birthday present for President Ariyoshi at a price of 224,400 yen.
President Ariyoshi, please leave the shopping to me!
This is Kaneko Tetsuo, a world-famous negilist, a distribution journalist.
She is a professional who buys things at a low price, and she is a talented person who publishes a number of related books.
Ready, set, go!
A!
K!
B!
Ms. Kaneko!
A student!
Yay!
The President's Birthday Special!
You can buy the President's favorite computer parts at a low price!
Computer parts?
The store that the teacher chose is...
PC-Net Akihabara Chuo-Guchi-Ten
The prize is a pack of PC parts that is used once a year.
No matter how much you pack, it's 2000 yen, so the president will definitely be happy.
Let's start the challenge right away.
Shall we put two?
Mr. Ishiguro, Mr. Takeru, please wait a moment.
In fact, all-you-can-eat is a team competition. All- you-can-eat is a team competition.
First of all, it is basic to stretch the bag before packing.
One person holds the bag and the other fills it. First, fill in the smaller ones to create a foundation.
Then fill in the bigger ones. Finally, fill in the gaps with small items.
I got a lot of parts for the personal computer that the president wanted. What's inside?
Computer memory that the president loves. The president's favorite colors, such as red and yellow codes.
It's a great deal to be able to buy parts that cost over 10,000 yen in total for 2,000 yen.
President Ariyoshi Birthday Special. Gift a trip for the president.
Oh my God, there is a trip where you can get 100 million yen if you go.
What?
Eh, no. Eh, no.
The teacher recommended a great tour where you can get a prize of 100 million yen if you catch a soil child. This event is sponsored by Tsukinoko Summit, and there are even photos of Tsukinoko-like creatures.
We arrived at the 3-year-old pick-up place with 4 meals per night, and it was only 21,500 yen per person. You can apply at the agricultural cooperative tourism.
Book now so you don't miss this chance. The president got 100 million yen!
Thank you! Yay!
Purchase PC parts and soil searching trip, the remaining 200,900 yen
Ariyoshi President's Birthday Special!
A gift to raise the status of a man
It is a weapon!
A 36-year-old Japanese man
If you don't have one or two weapons, you will be a man
If you want to raise a man, bring a weapon!
Let's go!
Weapon Shop has come to visit us.
In the heavens, armor and other items that have reached the level of art are lined up in rows.
Immediately, the teacher discovers something that seems to be onion!
That is Muskar Armor and Trojan Helm, 68000 yen.
The design is inspired by the muscles that symbolized strength in Greek armor.
With this Tosaka who can scare the enemy, the president's personality will be cured.
And...
I said I wanted to teach you, so maybe it will be a corset.
It will be!
Nice idea!
To aim for the strongest man in the world, I want to give this to you as a present.
In fact, what is cheaper at a antique shop is an antique item.
It's an antique item.
The secret to a long life.
That is to aim for an antique item.
In particular, the longer the metal is placed, the easier it is to be damaged by rust.
So how do you distinguish an antique item?
It is highly likely that it was not sold in the eyes of those who put it in the shadow of a pillar or shelf.
Let's call the shopkeeper.
Please wait for a moment.
The secret of 《Negiri Koushou》
《Negiri Koushou》
Sir, may I ask your name?
Me? My name is Iso-no.
That's a cool name!
Iso-no-san!
That's so cool!
It's like a national treasure.
We came here to buy it.
But we don't have much budget.
Can you help us somehow?
《Negiri Koushou》
60,000 yen!
Cheap!
And the last one is...
《Oiroke》
Let's go with a sexy look.
Ready, set...
Please!
What is this?
It's 54,000 yen.
Then, let's go with 50,000 yen.
What is this?
Manager!
President Ariyoshi's weapon to raise men.
68,000 yen.
He got it for 50,000 yen.
Don't just buy it.
He added Muscle Armor.
The remaining money is 159,000 yen.
The next target is a high-end small art piece.
The teacher said that in order to get this,
it is necessary to strengthen the strategy.
In order to do this, he visited Don Quijote in Akihabara.
There are about 1400 costumes, and the scale is the largest in Japan.
There is no doubt that his charm will be upgraded here.
The costume that Ishiguro chose is this.
He measures his charm with a maid costume that shows his shoulders.
The price is 1,990 yen.
And the costume that Takeuchi chose is this.
With a big heart on the chest and a crown on the head,
The costume that Ishiguro chose is this.
The price is 9,990 yen.
President Ariyoshi, look at the cuteness of the two of you.
I'm sure you'll be able to buy it cheaply.
Both of them were purchased with the president's money.
The rest is 129,920 yen.
President Ariyoshi will definitely like all of this money.
Please look forward to the next episode!
The place is Ginza, and the two are dressed in sexy costumes to negotiate. The shop is full of delusional shop owners and expensive small art products.
I think I'll buy a lot of them today.
That's right.
They praised the good nature of Shinazoroi.
And they said they would buy a lot of them.
They said they wanted to buy them all at once.
They didn't buy that many.
I came here to buy a birthday present for President Ariyoshi.
President Ariyoshi.
I'll give you a birthday present.
What's your name?
I'm Sasaki.
Sasaki.
I heard your name.
By the way, how much is this?
This is 180,000 yen.
Don't you think it's about time to go to the budget?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 yen.
I think it would be better to ask for it within the scope of the change.
I don't want to make it a little cheaper.
I'm really, really asking for it.
What did you say?
I said, I'm asking for it.
That's right.
You're so noisy.
About 10,000 yen.
I'm asking for it.
There's a receipt, too.
I'm asking for it.
I think it's about 10,000 yen.
That's amazing.
Really?
I'm so happy.
But then, how much is it?
But the goal is so far away.
It's been an hour since I couldn't sleep.
Finally, Negirisu and Kaneko moved.
He has an autograph.
That's right. It's an AKB sign attack.
If you can't do anything about it, it's the last resort to make the most of being a celebrity.
Then, the original owner...
My child will be happy.
What a coincidence that the child is an AKB fan.
It's special this time.
Thank you very much.
For 100 years, this beauty has been preserved.
If you let this doll sleep, it will close its eyes.
It's the president's favorite.
The total is 300,2610 yen.
I bought it with the president's money of 224,400 yen.
I'll give you all this.
Is it a thank you? I don't need that.
I brought you a wonderful present.
This doll has a baked face.
I see.
That's right.
It closes its eyes.
That's right.
It's too scary.
It's sleeping.
I don't need it.
Give it back to me.
Actually, the present is not over yet.
That's right.
The second present is a song from that idol group.
Please take a look.
Good evening, we are AYNIKERU GAY DOL, AKB48.
Happy birthday, President Ariyoshi.
When I visited the studio last week, I fell in love with President Ariyoshi.
I'm so happy.
So I wrote a new song with that thought in mind.
It's a song about surprise tears.
What is the size of a samurai?
I don't know.
It's similar!
Is it the same?
It's the same!
This is AKB, right?
It's An-chan!
It's me.
This is...
It's exactly the same!
It's the same!
There are so many movies in the world
I'm hiding my eyes under the sun
I'm wearing a full-length suit
The movie is coming together
I'm ready to dance
That's the most important thing
I'm going to hit the stars
3, 2, 1, Yeah!
Happy Happy
I'm going to dance
Happy birthday to you
I want to get to know you more
A lot of girls are asking me out
I want to get to know you more
Happy birthday to you!
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
You did well!
Why did we lose?
I don't like it!
Amazing! You were just like her!
Amazing!
But I was caught in her face.
The lyrics were terrible too.
The lyrics were really...
It was a very vulgar song.
I'm happy, but...
What about the punishment?
That present was no good, so I'll give you a punishment.
I'll give you a punishment.
No!
What is this Muscle Armor?
What is this?
Where do you kick Muscle Armor?
Since it's punishment, you have to take a sexy pose while wearing Muscle Armor.
I'll take a picture of you.
You're taking a picture of me, aren't you?
What the hell are you doing?
I like you.
After the recording, they met a girl wearing Muscle Armor.
Wow, it's amazing.
I like you.
Can I touch you?
I like you.
The punishment for Maeda Atsuko is to wear muskull armor and take a sexy photo.
Then, the one on this photo book...
Do you want to go with this one?
That's a good one.
This is Maeda's dog.
That's a good one.
Do you want to do it like this?
Do it properly like a photo book.
I'm doing it.
Why are you doing this?
Do it properly.
It's not like a photo book.
It's not like that.
You're doing it wrong.
It's not good.
It's totally different.
Give me the sexiest one.
Sexy?
You have a great body.
I can't see your face at all.
You are not sexy at all.
I'm not sexy at all.
Kojima is sexy, isn't she?
I think she has a line.
What is it?
I think she has a line.
That's a line, isn't it?
I want your feelings.
town train town town train
That's a good one.
I just heard the sound of the train.
It's all right.
Let's say chinchin train together at the end.
What are you doing?
It's sexy.
Let's do it like this.
Let's say Chinchin train in a sexy way.
Let's do it together.
It's a program like this.
I always do this.
Please say town train together.
Please edit the scene of Chinchin Train and the train.
Please edit the scene.
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Let's say chinchin-densha at the end.
What are you talking about?
You have to say chinchin-densha.
Let's do it like this.
Chinchin-densha in a sexy way.
Please dance between chinchin and densha for the sake of editing.
Let's go.
One, two.
Chinchin-densha.
I can't hear you.
Please.
One, two.
Chim Chim Train.
That was great.
You took out the part where you said chim chim.
I don't like it, Ryu-san.
That was the punishment corner.
I'm jealous of you, Ryu-san.
Next week, the AKB researchers will take a deep breath.
What should I do?
What is the reason for her tears?
She is shocked at the last moment of the shock.
Furthermore,
There is a guy who is being pranked.
Moreover,
There is a guy who is being pranked.
That guy is Maeda.
What? Me?
He is being pranked.
What is it?
Maeda Atsuko's Prank! Please look forward to it!
How was tonight's Ariyoshi AKB48?
Ariyoshi is celebrating his 36th birthday.
We are here to support AKB48, the 2nd most popular idol group in Shinjuku, who will be the rival of AKB48.
We are also working on a new song. Please support AKB as well as AKB.
President, how do you feel about today's show?
First of all, I really like AKB48.
I really like AKB48.
I think it's the first time the staff has been serious.
It was a collaboration.
How was it, Nacchan?
It was really fun, but it was a shame that Ariyoshi wasn't happy with the present that everyone worked hard to buy.
But it's good that a professional is coming. I'm not nervous at all.
The way you sit is the same.
It was Ariyoshi AKB48. See you next week.
After this, Maeda Akiko will change into Muscle Armor.
Let's take a look at the reaction after recording for 12 seconds.
Muscle Armor, hurray!
Wow, amazing.
Look here.
Lion.
Hello Lion.
Amazing.
Cool.
Thank you.
If you wear this, you will be invincible.