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Tonight's guest is Kyomako from ARIYOSHI TV!
Kojima-san, did you know that this show is going to end?
What? You're always saying that.
This is what's going to happen.
Kyomako-kun, let's end this!
Ishigami-san, Bank-san, Bintaro- sensei, Okazaki- sensei, and Kappa?
You remember them well.
Why?
It's not like that.
I was a member of the Ramen World, but after I joined this show, I can't even publish books.
I'm a expert in animal behavior, so why do I have to do jajangmyeon?
But Bintaro-sensei enjoyed it, right?
I'm already a weird old man who loves to eat.
Okazaki-sensei, you had fun taking pictures with him after the show, right?
That's true, but you always call me the day before.
I'm not that kind of girl.
But you do call me that.
What about Kappa?
I'm going to take a picture of you!
That's mean!
But we're not demons.
Let's have a match.
A match?
If we win, the show will end. If Kojima-san wins, the show will continue.
What do you think, Ariyoshi-san?
Let's do it.
Wait a minute!
What do you want me to do?
And you don't want the show to end, right?
That's right.
Are you sure you want it to end?
I'm in trouble.
You said you'd continue until I graduate.
And you said we should have a match. What do you want me to do?
We're not going to end the show!
Kojima-san, let's continue the show until you graduate.
And if the show ends, where are we going to be?
That's right. There's no other show that lets us be on every week.
That's right. That means the show is in our hands.
Kojima-san, let's fight together!
That's right. For Ariyoshi-san, who loves this show, let's defeat them together!
Yes!
Let's go!
Team Kyojoku!
What's with this lame feeling?
We're not going to lose either.
Let's go!
Team Kyojoku!
That's so lame.
Let's do it!
That was a good show!
Now, please shake it.
Shake it, shake it.
It's coming out!
Oh?
An emergency plan! A special match between the Kyojoku Army vs. the Rebellion Army!
Now, we'll have you fight for the survival of the show.
If the Kyojoku Army wins, the show will survive.
If the Rebellion Army wins, the show will end.
How are you feeling?
I'm going to die for this.
That's right.
What do you think, Ogasawara-san?
The show that will be on will be gone.
It's a show that the fans can watch, so I'll take good care of it.
What do you think, Takashi-san?
I'm going to die for this.
Now, the Rebellion Army.
What do you think, Okazaki-sensei?
I can't do this show anymore.
I can't show my sexiness.
I'll definitely end this.
Ishigami-san, you've been through a lot.
This show is my dark past.
I'm sorry I didn't end it.
Let's end it.
Now, let's start the first match.
The first match is...
The Wanko Soba Relay!
Each person has 30 seconds.
The team that eats the most Wanko Soba in a relay will win.
However, the sauce is 100% pure.
It's a sour vinegar.
This is a fast-eating match.
Are you confident in this?
I've done it before.
I think I can do it this time.
I'm looking forward to it.
The ramen king is here.
I've eaten so many noodles.
That's a quick decision.
How about you, Panku-san?
I can't do this.
I eat a lot of Gongo.
Gongo?
You eat too much.
Kappa-san, how about you?
I'm a man of my word.
The match requires a quick slurp of noodles.
The anchor is Kojima from the Republic.
The rebel is Ishigami the ramen king.
You have 30 seconds.
Let's start.
Go!
Akagami-sensei is strong.
Go for it!
You're slow.
You're losing.
Switch!
Go for it!
Chiyori!
Kappa!
Kappa is Izuta.
Chiyori!
80%!
80% is the limit.
Go for it!
Switch!
Go for it!
Yamaguchi-sensei is in the lead.
Yamaguchi-sensei is fast.
That's Yamaguchi-sensei for you.
Bintaro-sensei is fast.
Okazaki was slow.
Bintaro-sensei is fast.
Bintaro-sensei is overwhelmingly fast.
Switch!
Go for it!
Takahashi and Panky.
Panky-san.
You drank it?
That was fast, Pantsu-san.
You drank it?
Pantsu-san, you're a monster.
You're like a normal dog.
What do you usually eat?
That was amazing, Pantsu-san.
You're not a dog at all.
Okay, Sotomari. Change.
Change!
Okay, last one.
Ishigami-san!
Ishigami!
Ishigami-san!
It's good.
Kojima-san!
Kojima-san is strong.
Kojima-san!
Strong!
The show is ending.
Don't let the show end!
Let's extend the show by 1 minute.
Let's do it by 1 minute.
Do your best!
Kojima, do your best!
Do your best!
You can do it!
There's no time!
Sotomari!
That was close.
So, the 19th Kyoakukukun, the 38th Rebellion Army,
the Rebellion Army wins!
This is my Jiro's Satan!
This is a foul.
You didn't drink the vinegar.
I see, the last one.
You're noisy.
My throat is broken.
I couldn't eat because of the seat.
Even if your throat is broken, you don't have to sing.
You can sing.
My ears are getting far away.
Even if your ears are far away, you don't have to sing.
Kojima-san, how was it?
I'm not a normal person.
I have to work hard to win.
Do your best!
The first round is over. The show is coming to an end.
The next game is Sexy Mysteries.
You have to answer the question quickly and answer it in a sexy way.
The team that answers the question first wins.
If you don't answer it in a sexy way, you lose.
Even if we have children, we are mostly old men.
I learned how to be sexy from Okazaki-san.
I have it in my book, but I don't think I can lose today.
What kind of tricks did you teach me?
I taught you how to be sexy when eating ramen.
Is that right?
No, I taught you how to be sexy when eating ramen.
You are overwhelmingly sexy.
Takakura-san, are you okay?
I'm okay. I was frustrated when I saw the punk next to me wearing a manko soba.
This time, I'm a rival to the punk.
The punk is also very sexy.
I don't know if you're a man, but you're still a baby.
No, I'm not.
Usually, you wear a manko soba naked.
I wear a lot of swimsuits.
I'm naked, so I don't wear a swimsuit.
I don't have anything to wear naked.
I have a kappa, so I'm a human.
I'm better than a kappa.
Actually, the kappa is a human.
I haven't worn a kappa for about five years.
It's different from the kappa I wore when I was a kid.
I have a adult kappa.
I want to win with a lot of colors.
Let's start the quiz.
Please give us the first question.
Sexy mystery.
What is a cake that can be relieved when eaten?
OKAZAKI
Please answer.
Shortcake.
The answer is different.
Please answer.
NISHINO
Hotcake.
That's right.
Why is it a hot cake?
It's a shortcake.
I'm relieved when I eat a shortcake.
That's great.
It's a short time.
What do you mean by a short time?
What are you talking about?
Please stop joking around.
Next question.
Sexy mystery.
What is a food that twins like?
Please answer.
Sausage.
That's too creepy.
Please answer.
Sausage.
I couldn't laugh.
OKAZAKI
Sausage.
That's right.
You are finally sexy.
It's a new word.
Next question.
Sexy mystery.
What is the ball that everyone has?
Please answer.
Head.
That's right.
That's not sexy.
I thought you were going to show us your body.
You are great.
You got 1 point and HAN RANGO got 2 points.
Next question.
Sexy mystery.
What is the seasoning that men use?
That's fast.
Vinegar.
That's right.
You got 1 point.
Next question.
Sexy mystery.
HAN RANGO is so good at this.
Kiss is a kiss.
What is the kiss that you can't get away from?
Next question.
Deep kiss.
The answer is wrong.
It's a mystery.
That's right.
You can't get away from it.
Next question.
Kiss is a kiss.
What is the kiss that you can't get away from?
Next question.
Hatchi kiss.
That's right.
Kojima's pose is almost the same as Panku's.
Why are you doing the same pose?
Deep kiss.
That's right.
Next question.
Sexy mystery.
What is the food that men never hate?
Next question.
Mom.
Meat.
The answer is good, but the last word is a little...
That's right.
Next question.
Which one is Kappa?
Let's do it together.
Together?
Meat bun.
That's right.
It's a two-platinum attack.
There are four questions.
Next question.
Sexy mystery.
That's fast.
You can't read that.
It's fast.
I'll read it again.
Please read it again.
Sexy mystery.
What is the fruit that men hate?
Who is it?
Papaya.
That's good.
A little more.
Let's go.
Papaya.
That's right.
Papaya.
It was full of adult's charm.
I'm not a pole dancer.
I'm an adult's charm.
Let's go.
3 points.
4 points.
Next question.
Sexy mystery.
What is the thing that doesn't get smaller even if you cut it?
That's fast.
Human's...
...goyen.
You want to say the correct answer.
You don't want to say the correct answer.
You know it.
Do you know what it is?
Nishino.
Trump.
That's good.
High school students did their best.
4 points.
This is the final battle.
Sexy mystery.
What is the thing that makes you smile when you lose?
Glaring eyes.
That's good.
That's long.
That's not sexy.
You can do it.
I'll go.
Glaring eyes.
That's not sexy.
Kappa.
Glaring eyes.
That's correct.
The half-lost team wins.
You did well.
Unfortunately, you were not sexy enough.
You were not sexy enough.
I'll teach you later.
I'm scared.
Don't say that.
You are a gentleman.
Kojima, what do you think?
Bintaro was strong.
I'm sorry.
I came here to erase my dark history.
But I'm over-dressed.
The next round of the Kyoakukai vs. the Rebellion Army.
Can the Kyoakukai win?
Or will it be over?
Next round.
The Kyoakukai vs. the Rebellion Army.