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AKB Dream Match!
AKB members and comedians will be collaborating and will be showing their talents in the studio.
Last week, 3 groups were showing their talents.
We have Kai, so God will shine!
That's right!
Even if you say God, you're all his juniors!
Why do you have to call your juniors God?
This junior is my God!
I see.
Kojima Haruna-san is shining because my nipples are weird!
Your nipples are weird?
It's because your nipples are weird!
I think it's better not to say it.
It's really weird.
Hamatani-san, don't look.
Where are you looking?
Kojima Haruna-san doesn't know how to sing or dance, but she's doing it somehow.
That's bad.
Is there more?
There's more?
Kojima Haruna's color of her nipples. What color do you think it is?
I don't know at all. Tell me.
What color is it?
Actually, it's cherry blossom color.
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
I thought it was black.
Me too.
That's rude.
Next is Harutame.
The next day I got drunk and I'm really tired.
It's really rough, so if you have makeup left from the day before, please check it out.
It's a gyaru. Please change your eyeliner.
Next is Kojimayama. Kojimayama.
It's the only station I'm proud of.
It's shaking so much, so please hold on. Please hold on.
Please hold on to the moon. Kojima will be happy.
It's about to rise. Please look at the scenery.
The first thing you see is pink.
And the first person to show up this week is...
Kojima of the idol world and the comedy world.
Double Kojima.
The high expectations of the president of Ariyoshi's standing ovation.
What will happen?
You're the one who's going to be welcomed.
I'm a superstar.
I want to be a superstar.
Here, suddenly...
I'm sorry.
I thought it was a weather forecast.
Kojima will show off his talent with a certain comedian.
Please give it your all.
Kojima's weakest Kojima.
Kojima is strong. Let's dance.
I don't remember anything.
If you take off your Yoshi hat, you'll be a winner.
If we're together, it's okay.
I don't remember anything.
If you take off your Yoshi hat, you'll be a winner.
If you wear clothes, it's meaningless.
Kojima's joke.
Hey, Rina.
Why are you really wearing clothes?
I forgot to wash my clothes.
I'm a bad kid.
Maybe my education was bad.
I'm a bad kid.
Kojima's joke.
Rina, you're saying bad things about me.
I don't remember anything.
I thought you were saying that.
Did you practice?
I practiced a lot.
I didn't have a beard.
I practiced, but it was more expensive than I thought.
I'm sorry.
Yoshio is doing the joke alone.
I did it with a fan.
I've seen it a lot.
I'm doing it with a fan.
I raised a child with a fan and danced.
I practiced hard.
It was my dream.
I have a common ground with Kojima since I was in high school.
It was a dream stage.
I wanted to do something with Koji Haruto.
I'm very happy.
You've been working hard today.
Can I have it?
Yes.
Why did you say that?
I like you.
Can I have it?
Yes.
Why did you say that?
It was the best.
Thank you for the two of you.
It's delicious.
The number of people who are watching is amazing.
As expected.
You are very funny.
I'm sorry.
This is the last pair.
Please welcome RYUKA and ARK and PEACE.
I aim for victory.
I'm very serious.
It's natural to be serious.
I'm thinking about how to win.
I want to win the contest.
I think I can win if I have the same feeling as the other variety shows.
I think the audience in the industry is high.
I think I can express my feelings.
I think I can connect with the audience.
From the meeting to the alcohol world.
With ARK and PEACE's story, they create a unique world view based on their acting skills.
How will the actress Oshima blend in?
Let's take a look.
The actress Oshima
This is Hirako from the phone call center.
I'm here to talk about work.
You're here to talk about work.
May I ask your name and age?
I'm Oshima. I'm 17.
Oshima is 17.
Oshima's kanji is a big island.
I'm from the island.
Thank you.
What do you do for a living?
I'm an idol.
You're an idol.
You're a famous idol.
Do you think you've achieved something?
I don't have any achievements.
Then you're a self-proclaimed idol.
I'm doing a proper job.
Can you think of it as a lot of achievements or fame?
Then I'll take it as a self-proclaimed.
Oshima, please talk to us about your worries.
I'm working hard.
I was told that I was the second Oshima Yuko.
I was robbed by my junior.
I don't know what to do.
Oshima
I'm sorry.
Can you speak more clearly?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I have one more thing to say.
I was a small idol when I joined the group.
I grew up and couldn't use that kind of character.
Is it because of your character's thinness?
That's not it.
I don't think I can see idols who are running in a line.
What do you think about that?
I think this question is okay.
I have one more thing to say.
I didn't get the results I wanted in the first round.
I'm going to be a past idol.
When other members were in the past,
Did you think about it when you saw the camera?
I don't think so.
You can't say it without 100%?
If you cry, the camera will follow you.
If you become a past idol, the camera will take it out.
You don't think about it?
I can't say that.
I can say 5%.
I'm serious about becoming a past idol.
If you're serious, you should tell the agency.
Do you want to talk about the content you just talked about?
I don't want to exaggerate.
The content we just talked about is...
The first day of the next month, the NPO World Symposium.
I don't want to exaggerate.
What's the first day of the next month?
That's strange.
I thought I could express my thoughts with such a loud voice.
If you can express yourself in front of the camera, in front of the fans, on stage,
you'll know what's next.
Thank you very much.
The second day of the next month.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
You're so loud.
How was it?
You expressed the sound we wanted.
It was helpful.
Was it good?
How was it?
I didn't have much to say.
But it was fun.
Why are you explaining it?
If you understand the role of Sakai, you can be an actress.
Shut up.
Don't be so worried.
Kojima?
I was so surprised that I couldn't help but watch it.
Everyone except our group is talking about their nipples.
I think I have to show my nipples.
I'm a little disappointed without my nipples.
I feel your spirit.
Thank you very much.
That was the end of the show.
Please watch it again.
The show is over.
Let's move on to the judging.
Please announce the best combination.
AKB DREAM MATCH.
The winner is.
Double Kojima.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
Why?
You practiced a lot.
I didn't expect that.
I lost to Kojima Yoshio.
But you did it.
I like Kojima now.
I like you.
I liked you before, but I like you now.
Please say the winning word.
Winning.
The tea is shaking.
I want to drink it.
If you laugh at the second time, you will win.
Kojima's weak point.
Kojima sings.
Kojima is happy.
Let's dance.
I don't remember.
If you take off your clothes, you will win.
If you two are together, you will win.
I don't remember.
If you take off your clothes, you will win.
I don't remember.
Hey, why are you wearing clothes?
I forgot to wash my clothes.
I'm a bad singer.
Maybe my singing was bad.
I'm a bad singer.
I'm sorry.
This is a pen.
I will say the winning word.
I said a bad word.
This is a pen.
Kojima's winner will receive a prize.
What is it?
This is it.
Kojima Haruna's Tick Tick Train.
What is that?
Kojima Haruna says this Tick Tick Train is sexy.
I use this Tick Tick Train.
You use it today.
It's a waste.
Can you use it?
I use it.
Kojima Haruna's Tick Tick Train.
This is not the Tick Tick Train you are talking about.
This is sexy.
Congratulations.
Tick Tick Train.
This is the best.
Congratulations.
What is it?
This is the best.
How was today's dream match?
Please stop.
Let's all say way.
Stand up.
Please say goodbye.
One, two.
The time has come.
Congratulations.
Kojima Hisho, that's all.
Congratulations.
Super Star will say goodbye here.
Next week, the remaining members will sing a radio song.
I'm not going to let you go.
And this is the end of the big show.
Please look forward to it.
The moment my body tilts to you with a swaying pulse
My face hurts to the side, my lips stop
I was kissed like a prank
Wow, I love you, but my heart is in pain
Wow, let's imagine
Come on, kiss me, be my baby
Kiss and kiss, my right shoulder pretends to be asleep, my head is also tired
Kiss and kiss, your earphones are getting hot
Kiss and kiss, for us
Maybe it's the ultimate love song