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AKB Dream Match!
AKB members and comedians will be collaborating and will be sharing their stories in the studio!
It looks like a train!
It's just that my armpits are itchy!
You're the one who chose this job!
It's unpredictable! This is the 8th episode of the AKB Dream Match project, which is a collaboration between comedians!
What kind of reactions will we see when we combine idols and comedians?
AKB Dream Match
We have a very special guest who is expected to be on air at 2PM tonight!
How do you feel, Ariyoshi-san?
Other than this season, I'm almost dead.
I'm standing up as if I'm about to die.
You're the last one standing up!
I'm standing up as if I've done it!
We have a champion, so it's a good thing!
How do you feel, everyone?
It's a rice party!
How do you feel?
Someone should be on the front!
How do you feel, everyone?
1, 2, 3!
We'll do our best!
I'm getting a lot of energy!
The members of AKB are usually Shii-chan.
Yes, I've done it once before.
I couldn't win last time, so I'll do my best this time.
That's a really boring comment.
It's serious!
Can you do Renatte?
I'm not this kind of character.
What kind of character is that?
I don't know the exact character.
Don't say my name.
Let's get along.
They're not the main characters.
Let's show the story!
The top batter is Hamakan and Oya Shizuka!
I'm more of a straight person than a person.
Oya Shizuka, who was an idol on the show, and...
Hamakan, who won the 2012 The Manzai!
I'm not good at talking, but I'm not bad at all.
I'm totally fine.
My hands are dirty.
I'm totally fine.
And I'm not angry at the management.
I'm totally fine.
You're always saying you're fine.
I'm totally fine without any jokes.
No problem with the funny story, but there's a new manzai that shows a new idol without NG.
Let's see what kind of story it is.
It's hard to have a handshake with idols.
That's not true.
There's a person called Hagashi, and thanks to him, time is being protected.
Wait a minute.
Don't say such things in front of people.
No, no.
Without Hagashi, it's hard to be an idol.
He worked in the basement without any lunch or breakfast to meet me.
Worked in the basement?
He bought a CD with the money he earned by sweating blood.
He has work tomorrow morning, but he came here by night bus.
He was about to show off how much he supports him.
He's the one who can make his dream come true with his power.
He's the best idol in the world.
You're saying too much.
Think about it.
Without Hagashi, you don't have enough time.
Time?
I have plenty of time.
I don't have fans.
You don't have fans?
I don't have fans.
Why are you pulling me?
I'm trying to make time with a small number of fans, but I don't have time.
Is that the reason?
He has dirty knees.
Dirty knees?
Do you admit it?
You're messing up.
Don't do that.
You can't show it on TV.
I don't want to.
You'll lose your fans.
The election was held outside of the prefecture.
Outside of the prefecture?
Watch your words.
What? Outside of the prefecture?
Even though there were people who voted for him, the election was so long that he was treated as an outsider.
That's exactly what he looks like.
He's a big fan of the administration.
Big fan?
He's a big fan.
It's not good to mess with the administration.
What do you mean outsider?
It's not good to mess with the administration.
Why do you make a frame and throw it out of the frame?
Because we have Kai, God shines.
That's right.
God is your junior.
Why do you have to call your juniors your God?
My junior is my God.
Kojima Hanyu is shining because my nipples are weird.
Your nipples are weird?
Your nipples are weird because your nipples are weird.
I think you shouldn't say that.
It's really weird.
Don't look at him.
Where are you looking?
He's someone else.
He's someone else, so stop it.
If you keep saying such weird things, you'll be criticized.
Criticism? That's the worst thing to say.
Why?
You said I was the best until the other day.
You're going to meet other women while you're still a virgin.
And you're going to support a cute idol who's good at personality.
That's exactly what you're going to do.
You're going to be a trash.
Your words are too dirty.
You're going to support a cute idol.
You're not going to support a cute idol?
Do you know that you're supporting a cute idol?
I remember everyone.
Because I have few fans.
You remember everyone.
If you're going to support a cute idol, support it for the rest of your life.
But if you're supporting a cute idol, you're supporting a fan of another member.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying that the fan of another member is a trash.
That's fine.
You're the best trash.
I'm the biggest.
Thank you very much.
It was good.
How was it?
It was good.
It was good?
It was good.
70% of the words were ad libs of the director.
He expressed all your feelings.
That's amazing.
When I saw him, I got a runny nose.
He was talking a little bit from his left nose.
I think he was going to say something.
I was a little sick.
It was a joke with all your heart.
Yes, it was.
He got a runny nose.
He was too calm.
I'm glad that the director remembered something.
I was praised.
How was it, Kojima?
It was fun because it was a stable top batter.
I'm not interested in it.
The comment has already been decided.
This is a top batter.
Please comment on the top batter.
Next, please welcome Kato and Chikichiki Peppers.
It's good.
It matches the costume.
It's a good feeling.
Kato admires Kojima Haruna.
Do you dance well and sing well?
Kato admires Kojima.
Chikichiki Peppers admires Ariyoshi.
This time, they will be in the ad of Ariyoshi and Kojima.
I'm a teacher.
I'm a new rival.
Please look forward to it.
What kind of price reaction will happen when AKB48 and the youth of the comedy world meet?
Hello, I'm Chikichiki Peppers.
I'm Kato Rena.
Nice to meet you.
I'm glad to meet you.
What is it?
I'm in the ad of Ariyoshi and AKB48.
Ariyoshi.
That's right.
What's wrong?
Ariyoshi is a bad person.
What's wrong?
Ariyoshi is a bad person.
What's wrong with Ariyoshi?
I've been watching Ariyoshi on TV.
I'm glad to be on Ariyoshi's show.
Ariyoshi, why are you wearing that kind of clothes?
I don't know.
Tell me.
That's a costume.
What's wrong?
I'm glad to be on Ariyoshi's show.
What's wrong?
Ariyoshi always wears a suit.
I think you'll understand if you look closely.
It doesn't look good on you even if you wear a suit.
I'm glad to be on Ariyoshi's show.
I know a lot of things about Ariyoshi.
You have a first kiss, right?
First kiss.
Actually, I was robbed by my senior at the Okonomiyaki shop.
I'm glad to be on Ariyoshi's show.
I was a student of the Giant Show in my school days.
I couldn't do much.
So the Giant Show told me to study for two years and come back.
I see.
But I ignored it and went to the show.
What?
What's wrong with you?
This is bad.
What are you talking about?
I know you're in trouble.
Kojima Haruna is on the MC.
This is bad.
Kojima Haruna is definitely in trouble.
What's wrong with you?
Kojima Haruna is definitely in trouble.
What's wrong with you?
Kojima Haruna is being beaten up at the concert.
This is bad.
And also, Kojima Haruna has been leaving the official blog for three years.
This is bad.
And also,
Kojima Haruna doesn't know how to sing or dance, but she can do something.
This is bad.
And also,
Do you have more?
This is bad.
Kojima Haruna's color of her nipples.
What color do you think it is?
I don't know.
Please tell me.
What color?
What color is it?
Actually, it's cherry blossom color.
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
I thought it was definitely black.
Me too.
This is bad.
This is rude.
Ariyoshi AKB48 will definitely, definitely,
This is bad.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
It was fun.
Rena-chan did a cute yappe-zo.
I was happy to hear yappe-zo.
Thank you.
That was a kind voice.
Did you do anything bad?
No, not at all.
Really?
I'm sorry for making you say something bad.
Something bad?
It was good, wasn't it?
You were busy.
You did a lot.
I made it now.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
It was very popular.
And I'm also a fan of AKB48.
I think this collaboration will make it even more popular.
Don't say that.
It's not going to be popular.
Next, we have a collaboration with Darling Honey and Kitahara Repair.
Thank you.
That's amazing.
It's a tag between unknown and unknown.
It's hard to deny.
Darling Honey, a 15-year-old middle-aged comedian, and Kitahara Rie, a member of the AKB48 middle-aged group.
Thank you.
That's what it's like.
The ability to be called unknown by President Ariyoshi is unique.
This time, they will compete with a railway story that is special to Darling Honey.
Thank you.
It's a little more difficult than I thought.
They will create a story that will make the glamorous body of the member in the studio look like a train track.
I think it's a different track from the other teams.
I'm confident in that.
I'm confident in what I've done.
The story is well-received.
They are going to start their journey to become the champion.
Hello, I'm Nozomi.
I'm Hikari.
I'm Kodama.
We are N700.
Thank you.
In the recent railway news, a new train has entered the Yamanote line.
That's cool.
I like trains and stations on the Yamanote line.
You like trains and stations?
Where is your favorite station on the Yamanote line?
Shinagawa Seaside.
Is that the Tokyo-Linkai Expressway-Linkai line?
That's not the Yamanote line.
It's completely different.
If you go that way, you'll get to the new station.
Why did you suddenly sound like a
Japanese singer?
Today, I'd like to announce the Kojima Haruna line.
That's a new line.
You want to announce the Kojima Haruna line.
We'll continue later.
Let's announce it.
Let's do it.
Please.
Thank you for coming to the Kojima Haruna line today.
Next is the Tachimimi line.
The Kojima Haruna line is the Tachimimi line.
I'm facing forward, so I'm not listening to anyone.
Please be careful.
Next is the Hare-Tame line.
The next day, I'm very drunk.
It's a little rough, so please be careful if you have any makeup left over from the day before.
Please change the eyeliner.
Next is the red lips.
The famous person in this station is a codfish.
It's very slippery because of the makeup.
Please be careful.
If you look closely, you can see the inside of the mouth.
Please stay in the middle.
Next is the Nino line.
The Nino line is a very good fit for the idol, but there is a trace of BCG.
It's a traditional idol.
Next is Kojima-Yama.
This is the only station I'm proud of.
Please hold on to the moon.
The top of the mountain is about to rise.
Please look at the scenery.
The top of the mountain is pink.
Please hold on to the moon.
The top of the mountain is also pink.
Next is the butt.
This is a butt.
This station is connected to the cell line.
The special miso soup is about to come.
Please go to the first line of the idol.
Kojima is ahead.
Next is the thighs.
This is also a wrinkle.
The special miso soup is about to come.
Please go to the first line of the idol.
Please go to the car.
Next is the non-compliance station.
This station is also a non-compliance station.
Please go to the second line of the idol.
Kojima is about to finish.
This station is also a non-compliance station.
Please go to the second line of the idol.
Kojima Haruna Line has arrived at the 50th station.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
I think I have a good relationship with Kojima.
I worked hard as a railway worker today.
I'm a good announcer.
You are really a railway worker.
I'm the worst at talking.
I'm a very difficult person.
Did you hear me?
I heard you.
I'm really into Rie.
I don't think I'll notice if I go in now.
I think I should go in.
I'm free anyway.
We are also a diamond.
Shut up.
I'm a real train.
Please.
The special guest is also a member of the standing ovation.
Kojima Yoshio is here.
He is a superstar.
A superstar of the idol and comedian world with Kojima's voice.
Kojima's weak point Kojima is a good guy.
Let's dance with Kojima.
Let's dance.
The story of Kojima's weak point is unpredictable.
The main character of the show is also coming next week.
Which combination will shine on the 8th king?
Next week, we will introduce the graduation song of Minami Takahashi.
The graduation song of Minami Takahashi.
Let's imagine it
Now, on my lips
Be my baby