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Today, we have a special guest, Yasashiyama-san.
Don't get distracted by our content!
Yasashiyama-san will be showing off his content somewhere on the show.
Everyone, the channel is still the same!
We're not changing!
Before Yasashiyama-san's content,
please look at the best 10 of the AKB DREAM MATCH content selected by the staff.
Here is the 10th place!
A collaboration between an idol and a comedian,
the AKB DREAM MATCH is a comedy show!
Why?
You're the one who chose this job!
This has been done 7 times, and 35 teams have shown their talents!
I'm not a comedian!
I'm doing this with all my heart!
I love such a president!
Tonight, we will be showing off the best 10 of the AKB DREAM MATCH content selected by the staff.
First, the 10th place!
I definitely want to defend this job.
Let's do our best!
The 10th place is the one who won the first tournament, Savannah Yagi, who has shown off her talents again!
I was planning to have fun here, but she ran away!
Who ran away?
Oh, you're here!
Hey, you're the one who's the joke boss in this town!
I'm the joke boss!
You're the fake one!
I don't care if you run away!
You're so mean!
Don't underestimate me!
Can you hear me, Mr. Brazil?
How is it?
Can you hear me, Mr. Stagy?
You're not like him!
You're not like my jokes!
I'm massaging the Earth right now!
How is it?
Hey!
I'm sleeping with the Earth right now!
You're not like me!
Hey!
I'm not like you!
Okay, okay.
Is that how you do it?
How about an airy rice ball?
How about an airy sandwich?
Let's do rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Please enjoy the atmosphere with the panorama!
Please enjoy rock, paper, scissors with the sunrise!
Hey!
You're almost like me!
You're the first one!
Why don't you try first?
You're not good at doing it first!
Hey, try it first!
Little Miu.
Big Miu.
Little Miu.
Big Miu.
Little Miu.
Big Miu.
Little Miu.
Big Miu.
That's hilarious.
That was hilarious.
I'm coming!
Small Min! Big Min!
President Ariyoshi was also very impressed by the big size.
Next, the 9th place is a collaboration that showed the high level of perfection.
I will definitely win! I'll do my best!
Please pay attention to the delicate collaboration between Ogasawara and Time Machine No. 3.
Thank you for your time!
Time Machine No. 3 Yamamoto and Ogasawara Mui and Akimoto Yashin.
Thank you for your time!
Teacher, I want to be more popular and become a center.
Who are you?
You can't say that! You are a member, so you should know!
Sorry, honestly, everyone looks the same except for the 10th place in the general election.
Stop it, teacher!
Do you know who I am?
Good morning, teacher.
Oh, it's Takamina!
She is a newbie.
I'll do my best!
Mayu!
Good morning, teacher.
Oh, it's a beetle.
You are scary!
Kojima is a beetle?
I can't be a beetle.
I want to be beautiful like Kojima to become popular.
I also took a lot of beautiful photos.
I don't understand at all.
That's not Kojima's power.
It's the power of Photoshop.
You can't say that!
If you want to be a center, you have to be popular.
What is your selling point?
I want to be popular with girls.
I also want to be popular with seniors and juniors.
It's a long story.
It's too long to understand.
You can be popular simply.
Look at Kojima.
He is a popular guy with a low-pitched voice.
He can be popular with a low-pitched voice.
It's easy to understand.
What is your appearance?
I'm a little chubby and I have a lot of wrinkles.
Are you okay?
I really want to be a center.
I understand.
I will think of a center group.
A new group?
RGK48.
Ryogoku.
I thought it was Ryogoku48.
How are you guys?
I'm fine.
You have to imitate a chubby guy.
You don't have to put a lot of tape on your nose.
You don't have to do that.
It's okay.
Thank you, everyone.
What are you saying?
Don't give the audience a hard time.
Don't give them a hard time.
I want to be popular with girls.
It's not that.
Listen to the song.
1,2,3,4.
I wanted to throw it.
Go away.
I'm a knight.
You're not a knight.
I'm practicing.
What is practicing?
You practiced a lot.
Why are you suddenly talking like that?
You are a personality.
I got a fly.
You like fried food.
I want to be a beautiful girl.
Stop it.
Thank you.
I think you can go to the semi-finals.
Amazing.
The 8th place is...
Kyun.
You're the best.
AKB ZUICHI's actor Kojima Natsuki.
He is a good actor.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
1 point for the strap.
1 point for the technique.
Excuse me.
What happened to you?
I want to use the toilet.
That's not fair.
I'm sorry. We don't use the toilet.
I can't stand it anymore.
I don't want to hear that.
You should use the toilet.
What?
Excuse me. Help me.
You are Kojima, right?
What happened to you?
I want to use the toilet.
I don't want to hear that.
I'm sorry.
I explained to the audience.
I can't use the toilet even if there is an AKB.
Please.
I almost used the toilet.
Stop.
You can't use the toilet.
It's a rule.
How long do you want to use the toilet?
I'm not stronger than you.
What's going on?
I don't understand.
Stop crying.
You are not bad.
You are born in a bad time.
It's not related.
I'll find you until I find a toilet.
You will be found.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Wait a minute.
You are so strong.
We can almost use the toilet.
There is a toilet in the back door.
Don't worry about it.
It's just a part-time job.
It's not cool.
If you do that, you will be fired.
Hurry up and take it.
Hurry up.
Don't cry.
You two are not in the video.
Don't lose.
Run a little more to the end.
No matter what happens.
I'm by your side.
We will be together forever.
It's over.
You guys.
I wanted to see you earlier.
What are you guys doing?
It was fun.
I want you to go to the toilet.
It was a hidden masterpiece that was not won because Natsuki Kojima was too bad at singing.
The seventh place is a punishment.
Please be embarrassed in this place.
Kojima and Miyazawa.
I will play a combination with a comedian who is not very interesting.
No.
I'm calling a comedian who is not very interesting.
Please.
Baby-kun.
No.
There is a famous comedian who is not very interesting.
It's funny.
And here is the story.
I searched for AKB on the Internet.
I found a site that asks questions about AKB.
Please print it out.
I will read it.
I like Koji Haru, but I don't think he is popular.
What do you think?
I'm not popular.
I'm popular.
I think the answer is half and half.
I'm not interesting.
I have a character.
I'm a princess.
Next question.
Please tell me the height and weight of Miyazawa Sai of AKB48.
I'm not very good at it.
The answer is 164 cm tall and 46 kg.
I'm not good at it.
But you are popular.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
It's a good answer.
It's okay.
Next question.
What are the disadvantages of Koji Haru and Kojima Haruna of AKB48?
Do you have any disadvantages?
The answer is the room is dirty and the recording is not good.
The cat is called Nyan Nyan in the world, but the cat hates it.
This is Kojima's disadvantage.
You are not good at it.
Tell me the disadvantages.
I'm not good at it.
You are not good at it.
Next question.
I like AKB48, but I have to watch the program I watch. What should I watch?
Watch all of them.
What are you thinking?
The answer is AKB48. You don't have to watch the program.
No.
If you don't watch it, you can't see this.
Tell me the advantages of AKB48.
The recording ends early.
Really?
That's it.
It's already this time.
Let's go home. Thank you.
You did well.
I'm worried about Kojima's face.
What happened?
The story of the president of AKB48 noticing Kojima's face was the reason.
When I asked Kojima, what are his disadvantages, he said his face was swollen.
AKB48 Dream Match Ranking 6th.
Before that, there is a story that the staff wants to broadcast.
The story of Kojima Haruna.
It was broadcasted by a comedian who likes Kojima Haruna.
The story of Kojima Haruna.
There is a pose that looks like a good sign.
Today, I will show Kojima Haruna's good sign pose.
First of all, the general election.
Kojima, who was called by the name of the general election, also has a good sign pose.
Let's see the general election pose.
It's amazing.
Can you do it properly?
It's a good sign.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
It's amazing.
Next is the gravure pose.
Kojima, who is shooting gravure, also has a good sign pose.
Let's see the gravure pose.
Are you okay?
I can see your boobs.
I can't see your boobs.
Don't worry.
Next is the rock-paper-scissors tournament.
Kojima, who won the rock-paper-scissors tournament, also has a good sign pose.
Let's see the rock-paper-scissors tournament.
It's the same as the previous one.
It's a good sign.
Don't worry.
It's a good sign.
It's not a good sign.
Next is the dance.
Kojima, who is dancing heavy rotation, also has a good sign pose.
Let's see the dance.
Are you okay?
It's amazing.
Don't worry.
It's a good sign.
Next is the handshake.
Kojima, who is holding handshake, also has a good sign pose.
Let's see the handshake.
I saw it.
It's a very still handshake.
Don't worry.
It's a good sign.
Finally, today's digest.
Five consecutive sign poses.
This is very difficult.
I don't know if it will succeed, but I will do my best.
Today's digest.
Five consecutive sign poses.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
It was very nice.
I was very surprised when I saw my sign.
It looks like your body.
It's a marshmallow body.
I'm conscious of it.
At the end of summer, let's make wonderful memories.
AKB48's young member, Megu Taniguchi's delusional kiss.
It's time to start the broadcast.
Let's start.
The 6th place in the Dream Match ranking of the staff competition is.
It's a little more interesting.
It's interesting.
I can do it.
Ayaka Morikawa graduated from AKB in April this year.
It's time for the exercise.
Let's go together today.
Let's go.
The first song.
The second song.
The third song.
The fourth song.
The fifth song.
The sixth song.
The seventh song.
The eighth song.
If you hit Yasushi
Kuppi
It's a normal thing
Even if you hate AKB, don't hate me
Kuppi
It's a normal thing
Yoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyo
Kuppi
It's a normal thing
Singing is fun, dancing is fun, variety is fun
Akimoto is a normal thing
It's a normal thing
Kuppi
Wow!
It's cold in winter
Of course
With this story, she won the third championship
It was interesting, the three of us were right
We've seen from 10th to 6th place, but unfortunately, it's time for this week
So, the continuation is next week
I'm sorry
Please look forward to next week
Goodbye