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Hello, this is AKB Radio!
Since we have a lot of members here, we will be using less of the same topic.
We'd like to ask the comedians to help us out.
Thank you!
Let's introduce our guest. Hiroshi Koume...
Don't say yes!
That's so scary!
You should say, answer, parents!
I'll introduce the members, so don't say yes.
Today's guest is Hiroshi Koume, the top lead of the time machine 35.
Is there anyone you're interested in?
Let's see...
Everyone's wonderful.
Well, if this is a real impression, then it's a lie.
It's a lie!
And the AKB members are here.
Hello!
Miyazaki, you like that, right?
I like it.
That's funny.
You're looking for your own funny points.
Let's start the first segment, the legend of the legend!
The legend of the legend!
Let's start.
The legend of the legend!
Koume Daioh is known for his dancing skills.
He's famous for that.
Michael Jackson is famous for that.
I love Michael Jackson.
He participated in the first Moonwalk World Championship held in Sagamihara City.
He won the first place in the comedy category.
This is a high level. I've seen it.
Thank you.
I did it in Sagamihara.
Why did you participate in the Sagamihara World Championship?
What's that?
Well, show us.
That's funny.
Let's see.
Come on, come on.
Why would you show your VCR?
That's not the video.
I thought you were going to show a video.
That's not the video.
Do it now.
The studio is small, so it's hard.
Do it first, you idiot.
It's okay, Koume.
It's okay.
I knew you were going to do it.
Please show us the world championship medal.
Please do it.
Do it now.
Please do it.
It's okay.
You can do it.
I'm worried because you're my friend.
The costume is different.
I'm worried because you're my friend.
Please do it.
You are good.
You are good at cutting.
You are good.
How long have you been doing this?
It's okay.
Please go there.
I'll do it.
I've never done it.
Don't make my feet smell.
It's AKB.
Please do it.
Please look at this.
What is this?
This is my line.
I'm not sure if you're good or bad.
You were good.
IZUTA.
You are good.
Please look at this.
This is amazing.
Please look at this.
Please do it.
Please look at this.
I'm worried about my butt.
This is like a jamonique club.
Let's continue.
This is a rumor from a radio program.
AKB's event is more important than ARIYOSHI's radio.
This is what I did on my radio.
This is a draft meeting.
I was originally in that job.
I couldn't show it on the radio.
I took a day off.
Is the draft meeting an important event?
It's important.
I was in a foreign event, so I took a day off.
Kojima is not in the lead in the draft meeting.
Kojima may not be in the lead, but he was excited.
I can't keep up with the tension because I'm on the radio.
What about the members?
I was off.
What about Tanabe?
I was off, too.
Let's all do our best.
I didn't participate at all.
No one will participate.
You are the only one who participated.
I edited it.
No one will participate.
It's interesting.
It was interesting.
There was an adult member in the draft meeting.
I don't like the person behind me.
Is the draft meeting important?
It's not important.
I didn't participate.
There is another article.
The article that praised Miyazaki, the top leader of the BOSA.
I prepared an article.
Please read it.
I read it?
What does it mean?
I'm doing a program called Nottebi.
I write the impressions of the four members.
I write it with the meaning of doing my best.
Miyazaki version of that.
I read it.
I read it?
I read it.
I can't let you read it.
I read it.
Miyazaki.
Miyazaki?
I call him Miyazaki.
Thank you every time.
I will remove the line that you have chosen while showing your free nature.
I will return to the beginning.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel?
It's long.
Is it long?
What kind of impression is this?
The position of the stand is different.
The other members also write.
Everyone is writing.
I'm glad you asked me to write.
I was very happy to receive it.
But it feels a little strange to hear it live.
I don't think you wrote it because you thought you would read it.
I'm glad you wrote it.
I sometimes get a lot of criticism.
I'm not good at praising my favorite members.
I'm not good at that.
Do you feel bad?
You made her say that.
I feel bad.
I feel sorry for them.
I feel bad for everyone.
I feel bad.
You don't feel good.
You don't say it's good.
Miyazaki has grown a lot.
Miyazaki?
I wanted to convey that.
I wanted to convey the love that Miyazaki changed.
What do you feel when you are called Miyazaki?
I feel bad.
You are saying it.
I don't write it.
I write it.
I am called SHITARO.
You have a nickname.
We have nicknames that we don't call.
I am called SHITARO.
I say that any ship that is about to collapse will move forward.
SHITARO makes me laugh like a magician.
At first, my fans were happy.
But recently, I feel bad.
I feel bad for my fans.
I'm sorry.
I didn't think I would be called like this.
I wanted to convey my feelings to you.
Thank you.
KOUMEI, how do you feel?
I feel bad.
Please don't write it again.
Hiroshi's answer.
I feel sorry for Hiroshi.
I'm preparing to open a karaoke cafe.
But I was licked by many people.
I was too bored to run a karaoke cafe.
I rented a cafe in April.
I put a factory inside.
I was licked by many people.
I was supposed to finish the cafe in one day.
But I was licked by many people.
That's amazing.
The owner of the cafe is amazing.
There is a abandoned house in the basement.
The owner of the cafe is very busy.
I asked the owner to do something.
The next day, I asked the owner to bring me a fan.
I asked the owner to bring me a fan.
I was licked by many people.
Don't you get angry?
I'm angry because I'm the owner of the cafe.
What kind of karaoke cafe is it?
The name is Hiroshi's Cafe.
That's funny.
What kind of sound is that?
I'm trying to make a sound.
I took a picture of Hiroshi.
That's funny.
Where is it?
It's on the hill in the middle.
It's a minute away.
I was licked by a person at a store.
Don't you have this?
I don't have it.
Only KOUME is licking.
I have it.
I have candy.
Do you buy candy every time?
I buy candy every time.
You are close.
We are close, but we don't communicate much.
You are a naughty customer.
I go to summer festivals in the countryside.
I thought a fly would fly to me.
At first, I bought candy.
But the candy became a can.
I bought a tire.
AKB48 doesn't have such a thing.
I don't have it.
I have been licked by a person.
I have a friend.
I think Hiroshi is a hard worker.
I think the staff are lying.
I make a joke based on a true story.
I started dating at 6 o'clock and was dumped at 9 o'clock.
Is it true?
I confessed to a high school student after school.
I got an OK.
I got a call at 9 o'clock.
I finished my work in mid-October.
In October?
It's been three years.
Really?
The last time I was on the internet was on a computer.
I didn't understand the internet on the computer.
I'm not pretty.
This is the voice of a stray cat.
It's not easy to get an OK with a dog.
I'm sorry.
You're lying.
You're lying!
The tire you used to ride the festival is also a lie!
Even the bento!
You're lying!
I'm going to ride the bento!
Next, the rumor about the machine gun that Bonsai told us
Nishihori has a special rumor
Don't say that!
You've never succeeded in making fun of me in front of the camera
I'll watch it once today
I'll do my best
The good thing about Arios is that
When he's really drunk, he forgets everything
He can forget a lot of things
When we were drinking together
A young master from Odori called me
He said he wanted to drink with me
And the young master didn't meet the old Arios
He was really drunk
He said, Wakabayashi-chan, Wakabayashi-chan
And he was like this
When he saw that
He said he didn't remember
He said he wanted to go
He put in two body blows
And he was like
That's what happened
I'm nervous now
I think I was sleeping at the bar
After the commercial, the AKB members failed to drink
Don't you guys fail to drink?
Kojima, what do you think?
I fall asleep easily
I've never slept outside a bar
That's dangerous
It was like a bar with a dance floor
A friend of mine wrote a newspaper for me
What?
That person?
I slept and woke up
Do you remember?
I remember until I fell asleep
I thought there was a newspaper
And I went home
What about your parents?
It must have been hard
It depends on the person
The person who failed the most
Or the person who failed the most
Was really drunk
I don't remember
I think he went to the toilet
He fell asleep
And when he woke up
He saw a blue toilet paper
He was like this
He was like a teacher
He had a bruise for about a month
He was really angry
A bruise for a month?
Yes, for about a month
I'm sorry
Hiroshige
I can't do it
Hiroshige
You can't lie
Miyazaki?
I was drinking until the morning
I was drunk
I was drinking until the morning
There was a fast food restaurant next to the car
I went to the manager's
I went to the toilet
I was sleeping at the fast food restaurant
The manager came and asked if I was okay
He was sleeping at the restaurant
I was really drunk
That's amazing
What about you, Tarabe?
I love drinking
I get drunk on the radio
I usually go well
I'm like Genkatsugi
You do that
Yes
What about you, Yuzu?
I'm still a minor
Do you want to drink?
What do you want to do when you drink?
I want to see people who are causing trouble on the train
I don't want to be that kind of person
You don't want to be a person who sleeps in a dance floor
I don't want to be that kind of person
I see
Akira sensei, do you have any alcohol problems?
I'm not that good at drinking
I don't get drunk
I don't have any alcohol problems
I'm a successful person, so I've never failed
That's amazing
We've been talking about this for a while
That's all
What?
Hello
What's wrong?
Yamamoto
The official iPhone application
The goddess of this week
Who will cheer you up
Hello
You caught a cold?
Why didn't you tell me?
How's your fever?
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
I'm not being called
I have my own opinion
You have your own opinion
You surprised me
Go ahead
Go
Go to the Japanese politicians
I'll be honest
I don't want to be called
I'll be the opposite of Danco
Okay
Go
It's not a joke
You have an opinion
Education
Revival
Okay
I don't want to give my opinion
What?
I have my opinion
I'm not a bad guy
I want to do that
What?
I don't want to be called
I want to do that
I'll read it
The reason why all the women who broke up with him are cheating on him is because
He will go to the next woman the next day
That's right
I want that
Let's do it from the beginning
I'm kidding
It's not true
It's not a lie
It's not zero
It's not the next day
It's two or three days later
It's not good
Arisa, don't close it
Don't close it
Arisa, if you sit down again, it's over
Don't look at the camera
If you look at the camera, it's over
Kojima is not a person who is focused
I think it's enough
It's over
Thank you
AKB48
Thank you