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Tonight, that project will return for the first time in two years.
It is...
AKB Dream Match Special!
This project has shown us the amazing science reactions of comedians and AKBs.
This is the seventh time. What kind of battle will it show us?
Of course, the winning pair will receive a luxurious prize.
And the comedians who will be collaborating with AKB this time are...
We are casting the most popular comedians right now.
Thank you.
How was it?
The most popular?
Yes, we are casting the most popular comedians right now.
Thank you.
I will do my best.
Let's play it. Let's play it.
AKB members and comedians will be collaborating and will be showing their talents in the studio.
The person who will be judging the talents is Ariyoshi.
Thank you.
What's wrong? You're wearing a black suit again.
I will be doing this after this.
Oh, you will be participating?
Yes.
The rest is not weird. It's the same as usual.
I am wearing a white suit.
What are you doing? I am looking forward to it.
You know what it is, right?
Izuta. What are you doing?
Pants.
You are doing it with your eyes.
You are fine with that, right?
Yes, I am fine.
I am looking forward to it.
It's more like you are nervous than me.
It's obvious that we are not doing it right.
Koume, are you okay with doing it with someone?
Me?
I am asking you.
Suddenly, he gets angry.
It's okay.
Are you not nervous?
I am nervous.
How are your children?
They are fine.
It's been a while.
Are you my relative?
I am so into your impersonation that I am going crazy.
I am sorry.
You are so good at impersonation that you are going crazy.
I am getting warm.
Let's show the story.
You can only say it when you bend.
You can do it on your knees.
You can't do it like that.
The story of the first time.
The story of the second time.
The top batter is the comedian of AKB48, Mayuto Ogasawara.
Time Machine, Sango.
I have been thinking about what I can do and what kind of impersonation I am good at.
Really?
What kind of science reaction will he show us?
I will definitely win.
I will do my best.
He is already talking about it.
Thank you for coming.
Time Machine, Sango Yamamoto.
I am Mayuto Ogasawara.
I am Yashichi Akimoto.
Thank you for coming.
I want to be more popular and become a center.
That's good.
Who are you?
You can't say that.
You are a member. You should know that.
Sorry, I think everyone looks the same except for the first place.
Stop it.
That's not true.
Do you know what this is?
Good morning.
What's wrong?
It's Takamina.
She is a good girl.
I will do my best.
She is Mayu.
She is a good girl.
It's amazing that she is silent.
I will do my best.
Who are you?
You are cold.
What's wrong with her?
Is she my daughter?
She is my daughter.
She is not a comedian.
She is not a good person.
She is good at acting.
Do you know what this is?
Good morning.
It's a
She is scary.
What?
Kojiharu?
Really?
I can't be a comedian.
You can't be a comedian.
I want to be beautiful to be popular like Kojima.
I am beautiful.
I made a beautiful photo book.
You don't know anything.
Kojima is not that.
That is the power of photoshop.
You shouldn't say it.
I made a beautiful body with marshmallow.
You are round.
That's wrong.
I made a beautiful body with marshmallow.
You can call me????
What about you?
What are you talking about?
I'm already a flower.
What's green?
The color of your neck is green.
It's too disgusting.
But if you want to be a center, you have to have a sales.
What is your sales?
I have a girl's heart.
And I'm loved by my seniors and juniors.
It's long.
It's long and hard to understand.
The sales are simple.
Look at Kojima.
If you say sales, it's underwear, horse, and butt.
Can you summarize it with that?
It's easy to understand.
What does it look like?
It's fluffy, wrinkly, and puffy.
It's okay.
Can you do it?
That's important.
The nickname is also important.
Kojima Haruna, Koji Haru.
It's easy to understand.
It's hard to understand because it's a little bit of a mess.
If it's a little bit of a mess, it's okay.
Is it okay?
Can you go with that?
That's terrible.
I'm angry.
I'm a bad girl, but if I'm given hot water, I'll be angry.
I accepted hot water.
I want you to feel resistance to being hot.
I really want to be the center.
That's important.
I'll think of a center group.
A new group?
RGK48.
What is RGK?
Ryogoku.
What kind of idea is that?
I thought it was Ryogoku48.
How are you all doing?
It's hard to imitate a fat person.
Ken Naoko doesn't have to do that.
You don't have to do that.
It's okay.
You don't have to do that.
Thank you, everyone.
What do you mean thank you?
Don't sprinkle salt on the audience.
Don't season it.
What are you doing?
Salt sun.
It doesn't make sense.
It's not like that.
Listen to the song.
1, 2, 3, 4.
I wanted to stick it.
I wanted to throw it.
I wanted to push it.
Yes.
Go.
What is Rikishi?
It's not Rikishi.
From above, Hakuhou.
Scary.
From above, Hakuhou is scary.
Mageshika Yuuwa ne.
It sounds fun.
I want to do it.
Keibochuu.
What is Keibochuu?
What is Keibo?
I practiced Keibo so much.
What is Keibo?
What are you doing?
Your personality is shining.
Don't respond to Adribu.
It's okay.
I got a fly.
You are fat.
You like fried food.
Teacher, I want to be a beautiful Yokozuna.
You want to be a center.
Stop it.
Thank you very much.
What is Keibochuu?
It's enough.
It's enough to go to the semi-finals.
Amazing.
It's amazing.
It's good.
It's that level.
It's good.
I have to go to the final because I have no soul.
That's right.
You can go to the semi-finals.
How was it?
I was nervous because I was the top batter.
I was nervous because I had Esu-san.
Thank you very much.
Why are you nervous?
You were good at impersonation today.
Thank you very much.
You were good at it.
Could you do it again?
I got a fly.
Thank you very much.
You are not good at it.
I can't speak.
I don't need it.
What are the three good points of Kojima?
The three good points of Kojima are...
She is very lively.
What is your image?
My image is a girl with a short skirt and a long pants.
I think so too.
I agree with you.
By the way, I heard that you hate Yamamoto-san's face.
I haven't seen Yamamoto's face in this story.
He is in the middle.
He stands out so much.
I passed by him three times today, but he didn't look at me.
That's true.
This is not a joke. I really hate you.
Time Machine No. 3 Ogata-san's pair.
The next challenger is Oya Shizuka.
Thank you very much.
Did you eat?
I ate.
He is a top leader with origami.
Can I be a manly man?
Yes.
I will do my best.
I did it.
She is the top leader who knows AKB48 the best.
She is the king of the story of AKB48.
The strongest team is completed.
It's perfect.
I want to make you smile without laughing.
I'm a volunteer.
I will make you smile.
I will do my best.
Oya-san, please come to the studio.
Good morning. I'm Oya Shizuka.
Please come to the studio.
I'm waiting for you.
Are you waiting for me?
Are you okay?
I have a fear of the air.
I was told that my cell rate was bad in the studio.
I have a fear of the air.
I'm scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm a kind person.
Can I do what I usually do before the show?
I'm waiting for you in the studio.
Can I do what I usually do?
I'm waiting for you in the studio.
Can I do it?
I don't know.
Please.
Let's do it.
Please hurry up.
I will check the air in the air.
Thank you.
Did you brush your teeth?
I did.
Did you fix your makeup?
I did.
Check your stomach.
Your stomach is a little swollen.
I ate 12 boxes of chocolate cookies this morning.
You ate too much.
I'm sorry.
You eat too much.
You are a big girl with Americanized buttocks.
You should be more fat.
I'm getting fat.
You are not fat.
I do something for you every day.
One.
I drink one liter of milk.
Why?
I don't want to betray your expectation that I'm the biggest breast in AKB.
Really?
You say that?
Two.
I eat tofu and natto every day.
Why?
Isohora-bon has a burst effect.
You don't want to betray my expectation that I'm the biggest breast in AKB.
I don't expect that.
Three.
I have hair loss.
Why?
Today, you sit on my right side.
So I have hair loss on my right side.
Why?
Do it all.
Left side.
OK.
Check your socks.
I'm OK with my knees.
OK with your knees?
Yes.
Why?
Because you are dirty.
Poor you.
I feel sorry for you.
Do you say that?
Simulation.
Yes.
When Ariyoshi comes, I feel thirsty.
I give you iced coffee.
If you feel sick.
I put milk in it.
If you are excited.
I give you orange juice with carbonated water.
OK.
I'm OK with it.
I think you are not OK with it.
Ariyoshi's ideal woman check.
What?
You should drink ideal woman.
Yes.
Ariyoshi likes woman with S. But he likes woman with M.
I don't understand.
You said it.
What is it?
Let's try it.
Yes.
Try it?
You want to be hit by a whip, right?
Is it OK?
Is it?
This candle is very hot.
Be careful.
You want to be hit by a whip, right?
OK.
That's all.
Ariyoshi's ideal woman check is finished.
Go.
Hide your knees.
I'm waiting for Mr. Aruna Kojima.
Aruna Kojima?
Aruna Kojima will start the check.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
I was better at rehearsal.
That's right.
I was nervous.
But I put a lot of information.
I put a lot of information.
I have a lot of information.
You have a beautiful knee.
I'm just kidding.
Please show me your knees.
It's dirty.
Hide your knees.
How about the cell light?
Please show me the cell light.
It's amazing.
It's not something an idol does.
Hide the cell light.
The cell light is amazing.
It's amazing.
Hide the cell light.
How about your boobs?
Did you lose weight?
I lost weight.
But I'm still a big fan of AKB.
Please support me.
You said that you didn't see it with that kind of eyes.
You said that you lost weight.
How was it, Izuta?
I always co-star with the top leader.
I thought he was a comedian.
I thought he was just a fan.
I always get angry at the members.
I thought he was doing a good job as a comedian.
That's good.
You have a new face.
Thank you very much.
It was the top leader, OyaPear.
Next, please welcome machine guns and Tanabe Miku Pair.
Hello, everyone.
I'm out.
The third match of AKB DREAM MATCH is machine guns and Tanabe Miku.
I don't think there's a way to do that.
I'm going to be safe here.
I'll just raise my hand at the end.
Please be safe in your life.
I understand.
Tanabe is the first challenger.
Can he beat the machine guns?
I've played with this pattern before.
Kojima Sabina has a good figure.
It's delicious.
She's good at cutting.
I'm going to win.
Wow!
Thank you very much.
I'm out of my seat.
What are you talking about?
I want to be in Ota Pro.
Really?
I looked it up on the Internet.
Ota Pro is in a bad shape.
Really?
I looked it up.
Thank you very much.
You looked up what was going on.
This is about my junior.
I have a question about Sashihara Rino.
What do you think is good about Sashihara?
I think he's ugly.
That's not true.
You're lying.
I'm his junior.
That's a great answer.
I like ugly things, too.
That's not true.
You're praising me.
He's my senior.
I want to meet Yoko Oshima in private.
That's scary.
You're a money-grubber.
You should answer.
There are many ways to answer.
I'm sure you'll wait in front of the house.
That's the opposite.
I want to meet her.
You're angry.
That's about Ariyoshi.
Ariyoshi?
Did you have a partner before?
If you knew, please tell me.
I don't know.
You don't know.
You should check it out.
That's a great answer.
It's Kenji Moriwaki.
That's not true.
You're not in the circle.
That's not true.
I got a question about Wotapuro.
Why do you kiss each other?
Don't you feel bad?
Which one?
Which one is the real one?
It doesn't matter.
You like the feeling, don't you?
That's a joke.
I don't kiss because I want to.
It's Dachou Club again.
I got a question.
Why is Jimon Terakado not popular among men?
That's a lie.
Some people are popular.
That's a lie.
Because you lie on TV?
That's a lie.
It's not a lie.
It's a lie.
I got a question.
Do you like Naomi Kawashima?
Don't ask me.
I don't like her.
She's a good girl.
She's a bad girl.
That's a lie.
She's a bad girl.
That's a lie.
Can you have a normal relationship?
I can't have a normal relationship since I was 20.
I'm a celebrity who looks like Naomi Kawashima.
What's that face?
I don't know.
Answer me.
It's important to have a beautiful heart.
I'm a guy who looks like Naoko Iijima.
You're a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
That's a terrible answer.
I got a question.
What would you do if you were a woman?
What are you talking about?
I'm a celebrity.
Don't make me say that.
It's a smelly jewelry box.
You're a bad guy.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
I didn't think she was so angry.
I don't get angry easily.
I'm sweating.
You're sweating.
You had a soul.
You read it well.
What are you talking about?
You read it well.
I read it well, but I'm glad I slept.
I'm glad I slept.
If you show it to me for the first time, I can't read it.
You read it well.
What do you want us to do?
Do you want to ask?
Is there anyone else you want to ask?
Really?
You're definitely being mean.
I can't help it.
What do you think?
I don't know what you're talking about.
We can't help it.
Let's ask KOUME.
What did you think?
I didn't understand the meaning of the words.
I don't understand the meaning.
Why do you ask only strange people?
Ask me.
I'm a smart person.
There's a smart person.
The official IPhone application.
This week's members who heal busy days.
Are you doing something?
Good luck.
Here's the half-time show.
Kojima will collaborate with that legendary comedian.
I'm embarrassed.
It's over.
It's not over.
I'm sorry.
Please vote.
I'm an idol, but I do it once a week.