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Season 2
Wow, this flower is so cute.
Staff, what is your decision?
Kojima is like a mother to us, so we'd like to give him a yellow carnation.
I'm sorry.
What did you just say?
Hey!
The Yellow Fever's words are a sign of respect.
Don't ever send them to your mother.
Don't ever make your mother sad again.
Good evening, this is Ryoji's AKB Radio.
Today's guests are Nakanishi Ogasawara, Yakata, Sakaguchi, and Ueki.
Hello.
This is your first time with Sakaguchi, right?
Yes, it is.
And Ueki?
Yes, it is.
Nice to meet you.
And to liven things up, we have the four members of Team 8.
But your makeup is here.
I don't have time to put it on.
What?
The grand prize for imitating the Japanese Electrical Association was too big.
They thought it was a waste of time to remove makeup, so they had to do it.
Good luck.
I'm old, but I can only see that.
That's cool.
Let's hear the first one, Haruna Kojima's famous line in a impersonation.
Let's hear Haruna Kojima's famous line.
I, Haruna Kojima, was going to announce my graduation, but I didn't.
I'm done.
I want you to imitate this line and make fun of it.
Anyone can do it.
Sakaguchi.
If Matsui Hideki said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Hideki Maza, will graduate from AKB48.
If Funassyi said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Funassyi, will graduate from AKB48.
We have to do it.
If Koshien's Sairen said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Haruna Kojima, will graduate from AKB48.
Haruna, you're really caring about this.
It's good.
Okasawa, your turn.
If Yu said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Yu, will graduate from AKB48.
Can you still do it?
You can do it?
If Ichikawa Miuri said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Ichikawa Miuri, will graduate from AKB48.
You just said it with a normal face.
Can someone do it?
Sakaguchi can do it.
If Kuroyanagi Tetsuko said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Kuroyanagi Tetsuko, will graduate from AKB48.
Can someone do it?
If Haruka Shimazaki said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Haruka Shimazaki, will graduate from AKB48.
Nakanishi, your turn.
If Hanga said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Hanga, will graduate from AKB48.
You like Nakanishi, don't you?
I'm into him.
Watanabe Mayu, can you do it?
I can do it.
If Watanabe Mayu said Haruna Kojima's famous line...
I, Watanabe Mayu, will graduate from AKB48.
You just said it with a normal face.
You two are like a couple.
You two are so mean.
It's only love.
Kojima, please choose the person you like the most.
I like Onegashira.
If I choose, I have to give it to her.
I don't want to give it to her, but I'll give it to Hanga.
I, Hanga, will graduate from AKB48.
Let's move on to the next segment.
The truth of the rumor.
The rumor of Nao Ueki, who was in the show.
Ueki was once arrested by the police.
What?
It's not bad at all.
Once, I took a picture of a flower blooming in the middle of the road.
I posted it on my SNS.
Then the police called me.
The flower was a flower of the tree that can't be taken.
It was a coincidence.
I posted two pictures.
A picture of dry concrete before water.
I posted a picture of wet floor.
I was jealous of the picture.
You posted it because you felt sorry for her.
I posted a picture of the flower giving me power.
What did the police ask you?
The police asked me to tell them where the flower was.
They asked me if I was raising it.
I told them I wasn't raising it.
But my mother was shaking at home.
I told her I was sorry for not raising it.
I'm afraid of plants in the back of my picture.
I'm afraid of morning glory.
I'm trying to check with my manager.
I think that episode will be popular wherever you go.
You can go anywhere.
This is a picture of Ogashawara Mayu.
You can guess the number of cups by touching it.
It's embarrassing.
It's true.
Really?
You can guess A or D.
I can guess A or D.
You can guess the number.
You have to touch it.
It's hard to see.
I touched it and I turned it around.
You know the number of cups.
I know almost all the members of NMB.
Do you know anyone?
I don't know everyone.
You don't know everyone?
Then, you can touch it from the top.
It's embarrassing.
You can't touch it.
It's embarrassing.
You can't touch it.
I don't like it.
It's 70.
Yes.
It's embarrassing.
Amazing.
It's amazing.
Next, Takane.
You are amazing.
It's embarrassing.
What did you do?
She touched it.
It's 70.
It's wrong.
The number of cups is wrong.
It's under.
Yes.
It's embarrassing.
It's under.
She is lying.
Let's see.
It's hard.
What is this?
You don't have to open your hand.
It's dangerous.
It's easy to understand.
I'm good at the neck-painting game.
It hurts.
It's 65.
It's amazing.
It's a neck-painting game.
It's amazing.
She is good at it.
Can you tell which one is the right one?
The costume?
It's a costume.
This girl...
Ready?
It's a costume.
Are you stupid?
It's a costume.
Are you stupid?
It's amazing.
It's a costume.
It's not a costume.
It's a costume.
This is a rumor about Sakaguchi who was killed by a typhoon.
Sakaguchi...
She is doing a strong massage.
Yes.
I'm wearing a mask because of my boobs.
I started to do a massage for my boobs.
By yourself?
I started to do a massage.
I gained 1 cup.
And I could wear a lot of clothes.
I could wear a lot of clothes.
I gained a lot of clothes.
You gained a lot of clothes.
You didn't gain weight.
Only your boobs became bigger.
What is that?
Can you do a massage for a human?
Yes.
I want you to do it.
Can you do it?
I want to touch you.
I'm doing a good massage.
What kind of show is this?
I massage my body.
You are strong.
I'm strong.
I feel like I'm moving.
Finally, I massage my body.
I shake my body.
Do you massage your body every day?
My boobs became bigger.
Your boobs became bigger.
You did it.
Thank you.
I'm not good at massaging.
You can't do it.
I can't do it.
Let's start.
Yes.
Chiyori Nakanishi.
Her nickname is too bad.
Yes.
It was amazing.
I have had this nickname since I was in the first grade of elementary school.
I was simply Chiyori Baba in the first grade of elementary school.
I was Chiyori Baba and started to play tag.
I was chasing after her with tag.
It was fun.
When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, my eyebrows developed.
I grew my eyebrows and went to school.
I was very impressed by the fact that my eyebrows were long.
It's called eyebrows deluxe.
But it's long, so it's annoying.
It's called eyebrows deluxe.
And my hair is growing on my hand.
It's called a hand-wrap.
It's hard to do it with your hand.
I hated it the most.
It was also called mud dumplings.
When I was a kid, I didn't have much to play with.
I played with water in the park.
I played with mud dumplings and said,
Look, you're always making mud dumplings.
I was told, you're eating mud dumplings.
I was told mud dumplings.
I was bullied.
I'm happy because I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Everyone is laughing.
Everyone else doesn't have such a bad nickname, does it?
I was introduced to Sandwich Man once on a TV show.
He said, You look like a Shinkansen.
He's sharp.
I've been told by my fans since then.
I don't like that.
Please stop.
Let's move on.
The story of the mansion Miki. The mansion loves ancient Egypt.
I love it.
Why?
3000 years ago, ancient romance and history are still popular in Japan and around the world.
And my favorite is the Abyssinian temple.
What's amazing is that there are four statues in the back of the Abyssinian temple twice a year.
Only those three are illuminated by the sun.
There are four, but one is not the sun.
It's the bad guy, so there are only three.
The ancient people made it by calculation.
Isn't it amazing?
How did they make the pyramids?
The ancient three giant pyramids.
The Kufu, the Pahora, the Menka, and the Abyssinian temple.
Do you know who made it?
I think so.
I don't know how to make a mummy.
Mimis use a stick to get rid of the brain.
It's amazing, but it takes decades to make a mummy.
So you know how to make a mummy, right?
Yes.
I think it's difficult to make it, but I want to try.
Is there any Egyptian-related impersonation of the stone?
No, there isn't.
There is an Egyptian-related triangle.
I'll make it with my face.
It's not Anger.
Until Egypt.
3, 2, 1.
It's a
It's not Anger.
It's over.
It's not Anger.
Today's ending song is Team 8's song, Nakamori Akira's Desire.
Please sing it.
It's not Anger.
The program hasn't ended yet.
Kojima Haruna's Tatsugeki Report.
Thank you for your hard work. Today, we came to the four members of Team 8.
Thank you for your hard work.
Today is the first time that everyone has appeared on the show.
You two don't want to end up with the makeup of Electro Alliance, right?
No.
Today, we will show you the faces of Nanami Sato and Miyu Shitao.
The biggest show in this program has started.
After the commercial, the faces of the two will be revealed.
The two faces will be revealed.
Time up.
They wanted to go at a good tempo, but it's hard to remove the makeup.
It takes time to remove and fix it, right?
I have to go to dinner.
I'm going home now. I'll leave the camera here. Please take a video of me.
Please take care of the rest of the makeup.
Everyone is living in different places, so please take care of yourself.
Thank you for your hard work. Bye bye.
Don't think it's too much.
After the commercial, they will reveal their true faces.
Every week, a new app is released. This time, it's Takahashi Juri.
I thought it was a similar person.
They have overcome two commercials and raised the hurdle.
Please reveal your true faces.
Look.
How is it?
I had my makeup done.
You look cute.
Takahashi Juri's new song,
Takahashi Juri's new song
I wish my wish
Even if I don't say it out loud
I hope it will reach you
I love you the most
The throbbing sun is slowly slowly
Approaching our sky
I wish my wish
Approaching our sky
I will teach you love