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Look at this.
I love it.
Miyazaki Miho and the delusional kiss movie.
The broadcast has begun.
This is a diamond.
This man appeared again last week.
Put this in your mouth.
This is a diamond.
Junji.
I will put this in my mouth.
Let's see other scenes.
Are you okay?
This is amazing.
Junji Takata, the legendary comedian who has been in the entertainment industry for three seconds, is a big hit in the Republic.
Junji's serious problem solving in three minutes.
Three minutes is surprisingly long.
I don't need that much time.
Kuraoji.
Do you have any problems?
I have a problem.
My father was a former baseball player.
He thought he could throw his daughter.
I see.
Since I was in elementary school, I was a captain in a sports class.
I was also an ace pitcher in baseball and softball.
I like sports, but I have never been able to throw a strike.
I'm sorry. I sometimes throw a strike.
This is not a problem.
I don't have a problem with that.
What is your problem?
You don't listen to me.
What do you want to do?
I don't know what you want to do.
I want to change the image of the world.
Your father is a baseball player.
You are a fool.
Your father is a soccer player.
You can throw a pitch and get a strike.
I will tell my father that I am a soccer player.
This is a wonderful solution.
Miyazaki, please.
Thank you.
Everyone around you looks like an enemy.
What should I do?
Everyone around you is an enemy.
What do you want to do?
Do you want to be on your side?
I want to be on my side.
How much property do you have?
Do you have land?
I don't have land.
Then you can't be on your side.
You need money.
Then you can be an enemy with me.
I don't think so.
I'm a fool.
Your enemy is your friend.
Your uncle doesn't understand.
Your uncle has a wife who is 40 years old.
You should buy land.
You need money.
I understand.
Kojima.
What should I do?
You suddenly smell like a cabaret.
What should I do?
I have a problem.
I think the time of graduation is difficult.
When will you graduate?
Graduation is spring.
Isn't that right?
It's the season of cherry blossoms.
It's graduation season.
That's the name.
It's spring.
What kind of person do you like?
I like celebrities, amateurs, and foreigners.
I have experienced many things.
What do you mean by many things?
You are a bad uncle.
What kind of thing?
How tall should I be?
You should be tall.
3 meters?
You are tall.
I like hips.
I don't have a mannequin's upper body.
I like only the lower body.
I like only the hips.
I don't have a border between hips and thighs.
How about that?
That's not a hip.
That's just the flow of the flesh.
That's a bad flow.
How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
You are an adult.
Are you not a type?
I'm nice.
You are nice.
You have money.
I don't have money.
I have money.
How old are you?
I'm 39 years old.
You are the most active person in your 30s.
You are the most active person in your 40s.
You are just right.
You don't have to worry about money.
I'm not worried about money.
I'm just asking you.
It's hard to ask a man.
I've never dated a man.
I don't know.
That's all for the live discussion.
The next is the random game.
This is a secret that has survived the entertainment world.
The member who did the best in the call quiz will receive a wonderful gift from Takada.
It's boring to say it now.
Everyone doesn't buy this book.
This is a game called Senryu.
The person who did the best in the call quiz will receive a wonderful gift.
The first question.
Seikuhara is a man who is unforgivable.
Takada is doing it.
Do you remember?
I don't remember.
We are really random.
We forget when we say it once.
Takada is saying something.
He will be hit if he says something random.
Seikuhara is unforgivable.
I don't know the answer, so I don't know what it says.
Seikuhara is unforgivable.
What are the five words that fit here?
Let's open it together.
Who will go first?
Seikuhara is unforgivable.
There are men and women.
There is only one feeling.
Even if a woman I hate says,
I am a woman.
If you like a woman, you will be a woman.
It's a feeling.
For example, if a woman says,
I don't care.
Miyazaki.
Seikuhara is unforgivable.
I don't care about beauty.
It's like what you just said.
Next, Kuramochi.
Seikuhara is unforgivable.
Take off more.
It's wonderful.
If you take off more, you'll be a woman.
I don't know if it's right.
Kojima.
Seikuhara is unforgivable.
It's a lie.
Kojima likes it.
It's a lie.
If you take off more, you'll be a woman.
Take off more.
It's my character.
I think it's a good one.
There is a correct answer.
Takada.
Please announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is.
Seikuhara is unforgivable.
Is that right?
It's different for me.
What is it?
It's different for me.
I see.
It's different for me.
I see.
Other men in the world are unforgivable.
You're saying good things.
It's a very good line.
I see.
Let's move on to the second question.
Here.
What is the talk show I appear on?
What is it?
I wonder.
Is it okay?
Let's go. Open at once.
What is it?
What is the talk show I appear on?
What is it?
You're a good speaker.
You have white bubbles on your skin.
You talk too much.
What is it?
The talk show I appear on is full of lies.
I also lie all the time.
I lie all the time.
You're a
Piano!
I think I'll be full of sounds.
I'm old, so my butt is loose.
When I stand up, I get a hangover.
When you stand up, you get a hangover.
You'll be like,
Please retire early.
I'm similar to Mochi.
My talk show is full of P.
P is the same, right?
P is the same.
Maybe it's wrong.
Let's hear from Takada.
My talk show is full of lies.
How is it?
If it's that, it's Miyazaki.
Correct!
Miyazaki and Takada are correct!
I'm done.
We should split the prize money.
I don't know what's going on.
He's just playing.
Last question.
This is the last question.
If you comment, it's this.
Who did Takada say it was?
Let's see.
If you comment, you won't be called.
That's right.
I think it's like that.
I'm similar.
If you comment, you won't be called.
Kuramochi.
I'm like Ami.
If you comment, you won't be called.
I think she's asking for a random comment.
I don't know what's random.
It's strange to think of random things.
Kojima, you're good.
I'm similar.
If you comment, you won't be called.
I think everyone is similar.
Takada, please announce the answer.
I'm similar to Kojima.
If you comment, you won't be called.
What do you think?
If you comment, you won't be called.
Thank you.
You're a fool.
I'm not kidding.
Everyone is incorrect.
All the questions are over.
Miyazaki is the top.
Miyazaki is the winner.
This is a gift.
Takada's present.
The right to upload AKB's random comment to Google+.
What is it?
AKB comment.
Please write a random comment.
AKB comment?
Yes.
AKB comment.
It's a random comment.
I don't know if it's a random comment.
Don't say random things.
It's fast.
It's amazing.
Thank you for your comment.
Takada, please announce the answer.
It's delicious.
Takada's random comment will be announced in the second half of the show.
Emergency plan Kojima Haruna's report.
I finished recording.
I'm going to the laboratory.
Emergency plan Kojima Haruna's report.
I finished recording. I'm going to the laboratory.
This is the laboratory.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was today's recording?
I was very nervous.
I think there were few places to appeal in the recording.
Please introduce yourself one by one.
I'm Manami Manami, a 15th grader.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ami Imoto, a 15th grader.
Ami, you won the game of rock-paper-scissors.
I'm 16th grader.
You're the last.
Next.
I'm Seina Fukuoka, a 13th grader.
Thank you.
Next.
I'm Kiichan Koto, a 13th grader.
You look like a baby.
You're cute.
If you have anything to appeal, please do it here.
Do you have anything?
Yes, I have.
Yomoto Ami was doing back-ten earlier.
It's not as good as Ami.
She can stand up and stand up.
She's flexible.
Please do it here.
I'll do it.
Suddenly.
Wow.
Cool.
That's good.
When did you do it?
I started in the first grade of elementary school.
I can do it by comparing my sister and my body.
You have to do it from elementary school.
I think I can do it now.
Can I do it?
I think I can.
Really?
I'm glad.
I'll sing a song again.
What song?
Matsuda Seiko's...
I don't know the name.
What is it?
Let's sing.
Matsuda Seiko, please.
My love is cute.
I'm running on the wind.
Seiko is so cute.
What is this?
What is your specialty?
I'm a singer.
I'm not good at singing.
Are you really good at singing?
What did you do at the AKB audition?
I sang a song of the living thing.
Really?
What did you write?
I'm good at singing and kanji.
Are you really good at singing?
Thank you for your hard work.
I think there will be more.
I look forward to working with you again.
It's beautiful.
Next week, the rough people from Hakata will come.
Kojima Damacy's successor, 15th generation students.
Sashihara Damacy's successor, HKT48.
The second battle has begun.
I don't know what's going on.
Stop the camera.
The filming is canceled.
We're going home.
The AKB club is going to be canceled.
Thank you for waiting.
We will announce the AKB battle after the commercial.
Takada, please.
Let's announce the AKB battle.
Thank you for your hard work.
Takada, please.
The motto is more like an insert than a concert.
Thank you very much.
Let's announce the book.
Please announce the book.
Takada Junji's Chinkenanoi.
The end.
Goodbye.
I'm glad you didn't change your hair to a book.