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I can beat Haruna Kojima with freshness.
I can beat her.
That's fast!
Tsutsuki?
No!
I can't read it.
You can't read the time, right?
I can't read the time.
Tonight's show is starting again.
Ariyoshi AKB Radio!
Now, we will announce the top 5 words men should never say.
Just like him.
That's right.
That's not good.
The top 4 words men should never say.
I don't have a choice.
You have a beautiful face.
Now, the third one.
My salary is surprisingly low.
You are very good.
Now, the second one.
Just like him.
You don't want to be told this, right?
Now, the top 1 words men should never say.
My bowl is small.
Now, the top 1 words men should never say.
Ariyoshi, how was it?
What is this segment?
I suddenly realized.
This show has extremely few female viewers.
That's right.
I will put in a little bit of what is for women.
There is no way women will watch this.
That's right.
My bowl is small.
How was it?
I will be excited if you say that.
That's not how I see it.
It's not for men. It's for women.
Please watch it.
Ariyoshi AKB Radio song, start.
Ariyoshi AKB Radio song.
Let's start.
Amazing truth.
The rumor about Anna Iriyama that was spread by the earthquake.
Iriyama was appointed as the successor of Haruna Kojima.
Is that so?
I don't know.
The fans of the handshake event said that NyanNyan said it on TV yesterday.
I said it.
Is that wrong?
The other day, Haruna Kojima made her name as the successor of Iriyama on a NHK program.
Why are you laughing?
What is it?
It's a problem.
I'm happy.
Are you happy?
I'm not happy.
Why?
I'm a cute successor.
So I want you to be like that.
Are you going to quit?
I'm not going to quit.
I'm talking about AKB.
I told AKIMO.
If I quit, I have to raise someone.
I thought about who to raise.
I thought I'd raise Anna because she was cute.
Iriyama was raised by Kojima.
What?
Everyone in the audience said that.
Please raise me.
How is Kojima?
I want you to raise me.
But I don't know your contact information.
I know.
You sent me a message before.
What?
You sent me a message on my birthday.
I did.
But Kojima didn't come.
When is your birthday?
Today.
Is it really today?
It's the day of the recording.
Everyone is mean.
I made a reservation for the day.
I'm a good person.
It's amazing.
Kojima is the only one who hasn't done anything.
I'm terrible.
You're a good person.
I want to get along with you.
I look forward to working with you.
But don't get too close.
I don't know anything.
Let's move on.
The rumor of Iwata Kallen who became a monk.
Iwata's uncle is a big actor.
Uncle?
What is an uncle?
He is my grandmother's younger brother.
He is Mr. Daijiro Harada.
Are you Daijiro?
Do you know me?
Really?
Have you met him?
Yes, we have been eating together.
I've been taking care of him since I was a kid.
What do you call him?
Mr. Daishiro.
It's been a while.
That's amazing.
Is your mother a local talent?
Yes.
I'm from Sendai City, Miyagi Prefecture.
I'm a local talent and a free announcer.
I came to Tokyo to do AKB.
I quit all my work at that time.
I was a local talent.
Is there anyone else?
My mother's childhood friend is Mr. Kudo Kankuro.
That's amazing.
Is there anyone else?
My father was the owner of Mr. Koji Haru's younger brother.
Really?
I was a physical education teacher.
Did you teach him?
I think so.
I'm a math teacher.
I'm not a physical education teacher.
That's amazing.
I'm sorry.
Who is that?
That's Harada.
That's not Harada.
Please tell Mr. Harada.
Thank you.
Next, the rumor of Matsui Sakiko from Mousaito.
Matsui likes the smell of smell.
Really?
I didn't think it smelled.
For example, there was a boy who smelled very good in junior high school.
I told my friend that he smelled very good.
I asked him what he smelled.
He said it smelled like a sideburn.
I thought it smelled like a sideburn.
Then the world spread.
You thought it smelled good.
It smelled deep.
I think it's deep.
I didn't hate it.
That's all?
I have a cat.
I smell like a cat's ball.
I smell like a snake's anus.
I was invited to a comedy show.
How is it?
I smell like a charcoal grilled.
How about you?
I don't understand.
How about you, Harada?
I don't smell like a woman.
I'm still fine.
I like the smell of my lover's butt.
I'm fine.
Next.
The rumor of Oshima Ryoka.
Oshima has a smelly foot.
That's the case for most of you.
I don't know.
I was waiting for dinner when I got home.
I thought there was natto today.
I found out at that time that I smelled so much.
I don't know.
I like it.
Really?
I'm fine today.
It's cold.
You sweat.
I don't smell at all today.
Let's find out Matsui's.
Did you take it off?
I took it off.
It smells like popcorn.
It smells funky.
Let's see the answer.
Matsui doesn't know.
Popcorn?
This is not good.
Excuse me.
It's not popcorn.
It smells.
Iwata is also a little young.
Kojima is a little young.
I'm fine.
I'm used to it.
Have you ever smelled it?
I have.
I smell it at the same place.
It looks good on you.
It smells.
I ate it.
You ate it.
I ate it.
I'm happy.
You are laughing.
I'm happy.
You ate it.
I'm happy.
You are funny.
That's all.
The next segment is to imitate Matsui Sakiko.
This segment is to make everyone's impressions of Matsui funny.
Thank you.
Are you good at impersonations?
Yes.
But it's not funny.
I'll see it.
This is what Tara never says.
Good evening everyone watching COUNTDOWN TV.
I'm FUGUDA TARAO.
It's a long time.
It was good at the beginning.
I don't have a point.
You are often told.
I'm not good at the end.
Really?
I'm not bad.
Everyone tells me.
The lines may be bad.
Please think about it.
Thank you.
Tara never says anything.
I wanted to increase this repertoire.
That's good.
I did it.
Tara never says anything.
I'm going to shave my nape.
What?
Matsui, please say it.
I'm going to shave my nape.
What?
It's scary.
It's like Attack on Titan.
Really?
I'm glad.
There is a strong soldier called Levi.
His hairstyle is similar to Tara's.
I was worried because it was said to be similar.
I understand.
I understand if I understand.
That's all.
Tara.
You look like Tara.
Oshima.
You look like Tara.
It's terrible.
Oshima.
Tara never says anything.
I get excited when I see Wakame's underwear.
Matsui, please say it.
I get excited when I see Wakame's underwear.
That's terrible.
That's a scary woman.
That's right.
I'm a little close to her.
Tara never says anything.
How long have you been wearing a diaper?
That was a diaper.
Wakame, how long have you been wearing a diaper?
That's disgusting.
That's terrible.
I love boobs.
I want you to say it.
I love boobs.
An old man who hates boobs appears.
I hate boobs.
Do you have any more?
Tanaka?
I will say it.
Tanaka.
I like young women.
That sounds good.
I like young women.
That's terrible.
I'm losing Tara's image.
That's all.
Matsui, please choose a good one.
I decided.
Please.
I love boobs.
That's all.
Matsui, please choose a good one.
ARIYOSHI AKB48 Radio Station
ARIYOSHI AKB48 Radio Station.
Hello.
I didn't say anything.
I called you.
A dream phone where you can go on a date with Matsui Sakiko is on air.
The next segment is about what will happen in 10 years.
In 10 years, in 2024, we will talk about what will happen to AKB48.
We have a lot of questions from the viewers.
We don't have many viewers.
I will start with Matsui.
A new announcer's pen name.
AKB48's big news in 2024.
The introduction of the 3rd grade system.
I don't like it.
I see.
You were forbidden to date.
Are you okay with that?
Do you want to go to 3rd grade?
I don't like it.
You will come back to 3rd grade, right?
I don't like it.
You will be with your child.
That's great.
Iriyama.
A new announcer's pen name.
AKB48's big news in 2024.
Rino Sashihara, a former AKB48 member, was discovered in Vietnam.
What happened?
What were you doing?
You quit.
What were you doing?
Are you doing well?
A new announcer's pen name.
AKB48's big news in 2024.
Ichikawa Miori, a former AKB48 member, will be in bed for 3 days.
I will be in bed.
It was easy to notice.
It was a long time ago.
Let's go, Tanaka.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
Rock-paper-scissors tournament will be held again this year.
I want you to stop it.
I want to do something new.
I will win.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
I am not a Rikopin member.
You are not a Rikopin member.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
Minegishi, a fifth time bozu.
What is that?
It's a big news.
It's the fifth time.
It's a big news.
It's the fifth time in two years.
I want you to keep bozu.
Let's go again.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
I want you to start a new group of three.
It has decreased.
I hope there are no members left.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
Kojima Haruna is 102nd in the ideal bus ranking.
102nd.
It has decreased.
102nd.
It has decreased.
102nd.
I have finished.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
Haruka Shimazaki is starting a part-time job.
She is a good person.
Tanaka Oshima.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
Ume has changed her role.
How old is she?
36 years old.
She is not in the O.L.
Kojima.
I'm curious about something.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
Kojima Haruna is the oldest member of the 36-year-old group.
Kojima.
A big news from a former Rikopin member.
Kojima Haruna is the oldest member of the 36-year-old group.
He has a modified father.
How many times have you done this?
I haven't done it.
That's all.
How was it?
This is the first time I've been on a show.
It's a really fun show.
It's a show of luxury.
I would like to come again.
Thank you very much.
I can't stop laughing.
Don't say such a thing.
I've been on this show since I was a kid.
It's been about a year and a half.
I'm glad nothing has changed.
Tanaka.
I'm Toshima.
I don't care what I say on this show.
I'm happy to be here.
Please come again.
Thank you very much.