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Tonight's ARIYOSHI AKB48 is a special version of the radio show.
Well, boxing is in my head.
What's going on?
I'm fine.
We welcome our guest, Tomu Sekine, to the ARIYOSHI AKB48 radio show.
Welcome, Tomu Sekine.
The truth of the rumored truth.
This is the segment where you will be able to find out the truth by yourself.
Thank you.
Let's start with this.
The rumored truth of Tomu Sekine, who was hired by a certain site.
He even showed his anus to his daughter, Mari.
What?
What do you mean?
He didn't show his anus. He was doing a lot of
things.
When I was leaning over, Mari suddenly came to check my anus.
By yourself?
Yes, she came to check.
She was surprised to see my hair.
She said, oh, there's a guard.
I can't remember.
She was doing a lot of things like that.
How did you enjoy taking a bath with your daughter?
I talked about Momotaro every day.
I thought this would be a three-dimensional Momotaro.
I took out my butt from the hot water and did it.
I was like Tomu Sekine.
I had to do it because Momotaro was flowing.
I was like, I'm going to take a bath.
The guard was sleeping.
I entered junior high school.
I didn't want my friends to say that I was weird.
I decided to quit because it was fun.
I quit.
I don't know if it's positive.
That's right.
How is it?
Didn't you want to take a bath with Sekine?
No, I can't.
I'll shampoo you.
I'm still in the middle of a broadcast.
Shampoo is delicious.
I was doing it by melting water.
I took a shower and used the water to wash my face.
I melted the water.
You don't have to get caught.
Let's move on.
This is a story from the story of Watanabe.
Watanabe has lost her life since Shinoda graduated.
This is a story about life.
Mariko has been in love with me a few times a year.
This is a rare and precious experience.
When I'm in love, I feel alive.
I feel like I'm alive.
I'm stimulated by this.
I was looking forward to seeing this story a few times a year.
I graduated and didn't have a chance to see this story.
I lost my sense of humor a few times a year.
I don't have a reason to live now.
I'm glad.
If someone does this, I'll do it.
Who is good?
Who do you want me to do it with?
I want you to do it with a member.
Who is good?
I want to do it with Mariko and Kojihara.
I want to do it with Kojihara.
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
I want to do it with a member of the Komoe group.
Please do it with me.
I will do it anytime.
I'm scared.
Next is the rumor of Yui Yokoyama.
Yui Yokoyama is good at making catchphrases.
That's good.
When I was wondering what to do with the catchphrase, Yui Yokoyama thought of it.
I will do it.
I like Yatsuhashi, Watagashi, Takahashi.
I like Takahashi the most.
Thank you.
I'm AKB48's Takahashi Juri.
I like this.
This is a sudden change.
I had a catchphrase at the beginning of the performance.
I didn't have a catchphrase, so I thought of it.
Can you use it for Sekine?
Sekine?
I will do it.
Hayane, Tsukune, Sekine.
Tsutomu is Sekine.
That's good.
It's like an infu.
It's an ink queen.
It's Juri.
I was thinking of it.
I'm happy.
I shave my beard.
I don't have a beard, so I'm Juri.
That's great.
I'll do it.
That's great.
I'll do it.
I shave my beard.
I don't have a beard, so I'm Juri.
It would be better if you shaved your beard.
I'll shave my beard.
Thank you.
You got a good one.
Thank you.
This is a story from the staff.
Takahashi's special skill is not slippery.
This is a story that I said.
I have a special skill.
Is it okay?
I've seen it.
I have a special skill.
Please listen to it.
AKB48 is doing a theater performance every day.
It's a theater in Akihabara.
I wear a burma in the unit song.
I wear a skirt and a burma.
I dance.
I changed my clothes.
I finished the performance.
I went home and changed my pajamas.
I was wearing a burma.
I had a delusion.
Is this the end?
This is the end.
I was wearing a burma.
I saw this.
I was wearing a burma.
I was too excited.
Juri is funny.
I'm not surprised.
I'm surprised.
You are surprised.
You didn't cry.
I didn't cry.
Why didn't you cry?
I was too excited.
I didn't wear a burma.
I looked in the mirror and saw a burma.
I didn't cry.
I don't want to say this.
Please say it again.
I'm sorry.
I have another story.
This is a story from Sekine Tsutomo.
Sekine Tsutomo was too enthusiastic about the radio talk.
The guest started reading.
Why did you read it?
I was doing it in the TVS hall.
I was talking about something.
The guest started reading the piya.
I was bored.
I didn't understand what the guest was saying.
Only the listeners and I understood.
I was listening to the foreign language.
I understood her feelings.
I was interested in this.
You named the guest after Yasuko Sawaguchi.
I read the piya.
You named the guest after her.
I didn't understand what the guest was saying.
Next is a special program.
We will solve Sekine's problems.
Please do it.
The members of AKB48 will solve Sekine's problems.
Let's start with Nabe Watanabe.
Sekine.
The first person to solve the problem is Nabe Watanabe.
The first person to solve the problem is Sekine Watanabe.
The official iPhone application of the AKB48 is now available.
This is the video that will be broadcast from today.
Hello.
I'm sorry I didn't say hello to you at this time.
Let's solve Sekine's problems.
I'm sorry I didn't say hello to you at this time.
Let's start with Nabe Watanabe.
Sekine.
The first person to solve the problem is Sekine Watanabe.
I always fall asleep twice every morning.
What should I do?
This is a big problem.
You should set this 10 minutes before you wake up.
You should fall asleep twice.
I fall asleep once.
I should prepare two alarm clocks.
I'm afraid I'll fall asleep three times.
I have a wake-up alarm that makes me feel bright.
I set the alarm to the set time.
I wake up naturally because the room is bright.
I sell it.
I fall asleep again because it's dark.
If you are bright, you will be able to wake up.
Where do you sell it?
You can buy it at a clock shop.
I will go to a clock shop.
You can come to the shop.
Nabe, you can go home.
Thank you very much.
Next, Yokoyama.
Sekine.
If you put your spirit into it, your voice will be high.
What should I do?
If you put your spirit into it, your voice will be high.
Do you want to make your voice low?
I have been singing a song at a concert.
I was excited and couldn't hear it.
I came to see my parents.
My parents couldn't hear it, so I couldn't hear it.
It was too high.
I couldn't hear it.
I try to make my voice low.
I get excited when my voice is high.
What should I do?
I don't have a throat.
I see.
I will tell you a story.
If you lower your voice, your voice will be low.
Everyone.
I will tell you a story.
I can't hear it.
I have to say it.
I'm excited.
You are not good at it.
I will use the high tone.
I will sing like an opera.
You should learn the sound of the opera.
It's beautiful.
You are good at it.
I'm excited.
You should put your hand on the mobile phone.
Are you excited?
You are good at it.
I sing like an opera.
You are good at it.
I'm excited.
Takahashi.
I will sing a song.
Takahashi Juri confesses her shocking problem.
What is this?
I will sing a song.
I am being told by a fan that I have a bald head.
What should I do?
What do you mean?
You don't have a bald head.
I have a wide forehead.
I took a picture with a member.
I was told that I had a bald head.
What should I do?
You don't have a bald head.
I have to keep saying that.
You have a bald head.
I have a bald head.
I will sing a song.
I don't do bad things.
I don't run away from hard things.
I have a bald head.
Takahashi Juri.
I will keep saying that.
I don't do bad things.
I don't run away from hard things.
I have a bald head.
I don't do bad things.
I don't run away from hard things.
I have a bald head.
Takahashi Juri.
Congratulations.
You are a bald head.
This is a joke of a bald person.
I have a bald head.
I don't care about that.
That's a good thing.
I don't have a bald head.
I think that person is funny.
I don't have a bald head.
I think that person is funny.
It's easier to say that.
I understand.
I have a bald head.
I don't have a bald head.
I will do my best.
Kojima.
Sekine.
How can I be young like you?
You are young.
I am the oldest in AKB48.
I am treated like an old woman in this program.
I am in pain.
I have to sleep early.
I exercise moderately.
I walk my dog.
I like golf.
I often walk my dog when I play golf.
You should sleep early and take a walk.
I have enough sleep.
I slept at 3 o'clock.
It's past the golden time.
I have been sleeping since 10 o'clock.
You should sleep early.
I will sleep early.
You should laugh.
You will be young if you laugh.
Let's thank the people who solved your problems.
Thank you.
I was happy to solve your problems.
KAWAE always has a stimulus from her legs.
She is talking a lot.
She is not good at talking.
Don't get carried away.
I'm not.
She is good at talking to the members.
What is your score today?
I have 0 points.
She collaborated with a popular comedian.
I will defeat her.
She is the king of the beast.
I will defeat her.
She is a member of NMB.
I will defeat her.
She is strong.
Kojima's score is recorded.
I was hurt.
Kojima's sexy course.
I was hurt.
What is your blood type?
Diamond.
What is your blood type?
Tanset.
What is your blood type?
S.A.
What is your blood type?
S.A.
Please buy it.
Thank you.
It's hot.
I'm hot.
But you can't see my body.