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The show that started today, Ariyoshi AKB48!
Thank you!
This is the last show of this year.
Is that so?
The last show of 2012!
Wow, you came!
Yes, I came!
It's the last show!
Thank you!
The guests for today are these members!
I'm from Kyoto, I want to shine brighter than the golden
Hello!
How are you?
I'm fine.
It's my first time here.
Are you my friend?
Nice to meet you.
Please introduce the show.
This is the show.
AKB48 Dream Match!
Tonight's theme is...
Nya-ka nya-ka nya-ka nya-ka nya-ka nya-ka
This is 50 yen per time.
What is this?
AKB48 Dream Match!
The members who won the prize here in the past have received the prize money.
Will they become new stars tonight?
The trainees are waiting for the artists who will be the lucky ones to win the prize.
The ones who entered this time are...
King of the top, RIKING!
This is the second time they've entered Dream Match.
Jungle Pocket!
The rhythm is on fire!
Look at the
2700!
Singer-songwriter, GENIN!
It's been a while!
GENASHI!
Amemiya!
The battle of the idols and GENIN's pride begins!
It's close!
It's more difficult than before.
They only have 3 hours to practice.
All the members are working hard to come up with a good idea.
It's good.
What kind of idea will they come up with?
The first team for the fifth Dream Match is...
King of Contest 2012 winner, RIKING!
Look at this carefully!
It's me!
I don't remember!
This is a car school!
They think they can win the prize by winning this.
Actually, Kojima was the one who started this.
About 2 years ago,
they were in the same show with No Sleeves' Contest DVD.
We've been studying for a while.
RIKING was able to make it to the top of the Star Dam.
They've been together for 16 years.
Did you come up with the idea for this?
I didn't?
I didn't.
They didn't even show their tears to the prank.
They're so confident!
What kind of idea did they come up with?
1, 2!
It's here!
Yeah!
Hello! Good morning!
Hey, did you go to the shrine?
Jumbo Shimada's delusional phone call.
And Haruka Shimazaki's tsundere voice.
Hey, you ate my ice cream in the fridge, right?
The iPhone app Koji Haru Doke is also being streamed.
1, 2!
It's here!
Yeah!
Thank you for practicing today!
Thank you!
Hey, Shinji.
Yes?
How long have you been in this side-
About two weeks.
Can you make a sound?
Well, yeah.
Try it.
Make a sound.
Make the beat louder!
Sorry.
Okay, let's try it.
I wanted to see you!
Yes!
I wanted to see you!
Yes!
That's not good at all!
I don't want to see you!
Who would want to see you with such a lame sound?
I'm sorry!
Are you practicing?
I'm sorry!
By the way, Captain.
Is Yabushita still in the hospital?
Why is he in the hospital?
He was very enthusiastic about practicing.
He just did too much and got a side-dress.
Side-dress?
What's a side-dress?
It's a side-dress.
Is that even possible?
Okay, today is the day of the tournament.
Let's practice the game.
Okay.
I don't know the game.
You'll know when you try it.
You can at least say hello.
Okay.
Let's go.
Please.
Okay, five points.
When did you get five points?
No, he gave me five points.
I didn't do anything.
You're good.
If you're that determined, I'll be serious.
Oh, no!
Captain is serious!
Here it is!
The famous Twin Forever!
Here it is!
The mountain of hell!
He's going inside and outside!
And...
What is this move?
90 points!
I lost.
You won.
I didn't do anything.
This is the last one.
You have to do it!
That's enough!
Shu is our friend now and in the past!
The second time, the Jungle Pocket is...
I'm not going to cry anymore!
You're not bad!
The era you were born in is bad!
That's not related to anything!
The second time, Kojima Natsuki and Taku are both eliminated.
That's not true.
They are going to be humiliated.
Kojima Haruna...
I'm not going to cry!
Kojima Mako is the third generation of AKB48.
If Natsuki is not good, Mako will win.
I see.
Ariyoshi, I'm not a pervert master.
Thank you.
Let's go!
This is the last contestant.
The last contestant is this person.
Thank you.
That's amazing.
Are you two?
You may die here today.
What are you going to do?
I will sing while dancing to the heavy rotation of AKB48.
It's not dangerous at all.
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
Stop it once!
What did you say?
Didn't you hear me?
I will sing while dancing to the heavy rotation of AKB48.
I said it!
What did you say?
Do you know what you are saying?
I know!
You don't know anything!
I've seen three times in the past.
Three times.
What is that?
But they all failed.
You're exaggerating.
I know that.
But I can't run away from here.
What do you mean?
That's the way of a man.
You're a woman.
The way of a man?
I may have forgotten something important.
I understand.
I can't stop it anymore.
I will take full responsibility.
You don't have the right to do that.
This is the beginning of the biggest entertainment show of this century.
What is that?
Music start!
Damn it!
What?
I haven't practiced so I can't dance.
Don't be silly.
You should practice.
Damn it!
I'm going to listen to this song for the first time.
Don't be silly.
I'm going to die.
Don't stop me.
But...
I remember!
Music start!
You don't remember that suddenly.
What? Really?
I want you.
Really?
I need you.
She's dancing.
I love you.
Amazing!
I may be able to dance.
What?
You are dancing.
You are disturbing me.
You are wrong.
This is the real entertainment show.
Did you see that?
This is the real entertainment show.
You are wrong.
You are disturbing me.
Well then.
Wait a minute.
This is scary.
I don't understand.
Will you come back to this island?
You are not in the mood.
I will definitely come back.
When you cry in the daytime.
Don't come again.
I don't care if it's funny or not.
I'm enjoying it.
This is fun.
The music that remains in your ears.
2700.
The pair is.
Aigasa Moe.
Speaking of Aigasa.
It is a mystery game that determines the number one student.
It looks fun.
They are showing their amazing dance.
They are laughing at their own power.
This game looks fun.
Please introduce yourself before you talk about the story.
We are 2700.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Aigasa Moe.
You can't remember just by saying it once.
Please say it again.
We are 2700.
And.
They are singing.
And this guy.
Aigasa Moe.
I will say it again.
Aigasa Moe.
Please pay attention to your eyes.
We are far apart.
There is an eye in the same place as a sardine.
Aigasa Moe.
If there is a big mole behind the neck, it is not Aigasa Moe.
If there is no big mole behind the neck, it is Aigasa Moe.
Show me your neck.
Is there a big mole?
Show me your neck.
If there is no big mole, it is Aigasa Moe.
The show has begun.
The combination of Amemiya who works as a bird.
The wind blows and disappears.
It's hard.
They use soprano and alto freely.
Amazing.
The song of the student, Okadan.
What is the song they will sing tonight?
I'm doing it for someone who is in your care.
I'm not exaggerating.
I want to thank that person.
I see.
The song is dedicated to the president of the ARIYOSHI Foundation.
That's right.
We dedicate this song to the president who is always in our care.
Thank you.
We dedicate this song to the president who is always in our care.
Thank you.
I'm so happy that I don't see it on TV.
The president who is doing this show with us.
The president of the ARIYOSHI AKB is obviously out of hand today.
I love such a president.
I'm on Twitter with this show.
I don't have a good impression.
I love such a president.
I have a good impression.
I'm a bastard who has half the rent.
I love such a president.
I'm a beautiful woman.
I was in a pro-wrestling match with Seiji Sakaguchi in junior high school.
I hit him twice on the head.
I was called by Tetsuko Kuroya.
I'm a bastard.
I'm in a lot of trouble with Mr. Kondiei.
I'm a bastard on the phone.
I called Ryunhei Koshu on the phone.
I hate doctors, but the first person I met was a part-time job.
I was a boy in a tent.
I was searched for a part-time job by the army abroad.
I bring home lunch boxes from the scene to eat.
I love a fucking bad president.
I ate meat when I was working at a steak shop.
I ate dozens of meat.
I was working at a big restaurant.
I love such a president.
That's all the content.
Who will be the winner of the fifth dream match?
I will announce the winner.
Please.
Everyone was very good.
I was thinking of Ame Miya and Okada.
Congratulations.
I love such a president.
I won the championship, but I have a question.
I think the current researchers are different from our research students.
Which is better?
Now.
The quality of the video has improved.
Please look at the video more.
Please let us say something.
Please let me say something.
We are your direct junior.
Why don't you bring us to the girls' room?
I'm still young.
Who are you?
We are Alco & Peace.
We are here.
We will give you a story.
Let's do it.
Let's make Alius a big star.
Please introduce Alco & Peace.
Hello.
I'm Shimada.
I'm Yokoyama.
We are Alco & Peace.
Let's have fun today.
I want to be a member of AKB.
Let's dance and sing.
We will be a member of AKB.
Let's have fun with the audience.
I will do it.
Are you serious?
I'm asking if you really want to be a member of AKB.
Are you kidding me?
You are so elegant.
You are just looking at the surface.
You are so chubby.
You can't be a member of AKB.
I'm being scolded by Maeda and Yoshima.
I'm not doing anything.
You are the big one.
He is called Jumbo Shimada.
He is asked to learn wrestling techniques.
I learned wrestling techniques when I was 48 years old.
He was told by Alius to say Yokoman.
He said it loudly.
He said Yokoman and he was posted on the internet as a
bad idol.
He is a famous idol.
He is not in the age to eat.
I'm not ready to be a member of AKB.
I want to sing and dance.
I will make tea with my belly.
You are so funny.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
We really want to be a member of AKB.
I will overcome the difficulties.
Please let us be a member of AKB.
I'm just kidding.
You are participating.
I passed.
I tried your seriousness.
I remember when you guys joined.
You are clumsy but straight.
You look alike.
We are not so serious.
We will go.
We will go to the road of thorns.
Please show us your seriousness.
Welcome to AKB.
Let's do our best to win.
Let's go.
Let's be calm and be accurate.
AKB is the best.
Let's do our best.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
I laugh at Yokoyama.
Why?
I think you did well.
Thank you very much.