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We're back with another episode of ARIYOSHI AKB48!
ARIYOSHI! We're back with a new episode!
Really?
Yes!
We're back!
Yes! How was it? You had a 2-month break.
I won the beautiful boobs contest in AUNA.
I saw that and thought, Kojima- san, you have beautiful boobs.
This is my first time.
I realized something I need to improve in these 2 months.
Really?
What do you think it is?
My motivation.
No!
That's true, too.
I don't know anything.
What is it?
What this Republic lacks is a kappa!
Kappa?
Yes, a kappa!
The second generation kappa is needed in the Republic!
Right, Shimizaki Ichikawa?
Yes!
In the past, kappas lived in the Republic.
The first kappa, Izuta Rina.
She made the ultimate kuchi, which is the most important thing in the Republic, with a plate on her head.
You guys, take away the kappa's plate!
Yes!
She made the plate into a curry plate and filled her hunger.
I really hate that plate.
Don't come out again!
Nobody likes the kappa character.
Unchanging love.
Because she was sad, Izuta graduated from kappa without realizing her love.
Today, we invited 14 students who are here for the first time on TV.
Hello, hello.
How are you?
I'm fine.
You're all kappa!
Do you want to be kappa?
Yes!
I joined AKB48 to be a kappa.
Me, too!
I want to be a kappa, too!
Wait a minute!
I joined AKB48 to be a kappa, too!
I want to be a kappa, too!
But I'll be an adult here and make 14 students proud!
If you say so, Kojima-san, I'll do it!
Let's go, students!
Do you want to be the second kappa?
Yes!
Do you want to put a plate on your head?
Yes!
Do you want to be a silicon ball?
Yes!
As usual.
Tonight, 14 students who are here for the first time on TV will challenge the battle of their lives to become the second kappa!
Ariyoshi AKB, today is...
14th Kappa Battle!
Now, you will decide who is the most suitable person for being a kappa.
I have prepared the materials for these students.
First, Okada-chan, let's go.
Please.
I'm Okada Nana, a 14th grader who wants to be the best at everything, anytime, anywhere.
Thank you.
You're doing well.
Thank you.
Can you sing soprano and tenor alternately?
I have a wide range of sounds.
I can sing both low and high notes.
Can you show us?
Of course.
Music start!
Good song.
Okada Nana Masumoto
I gather the love in my pocket
And you whisper to me,
Let's go to the place we can go
Spreading out the invisible map
Blown by the wind, it disappears
Like a white cloud
Thank you very much
How was it, Ariyoshi-san?
I was shown a ridiculous amateur's skill
What? A ridiculous amateur's skill?
I was very happy. The singing voice was good and the Targa seat was visible to the two of us
It was surprisingly good
Yes, I understand. Thank you very much
Thank you very much
Next, Kojima-chan, please
Yes, in AKB, Kojima is the third person
Everyone will make you smile
Sparkling, shining, smiley, the 14th generation of the president of the company, Kojima Mako
Finally, Kojima is the third person
Do you have any special skills?
I can beat Kojima Haruna-san with freshness
I beat you
That's fast
That's true, but...
Do you have a match?
If there is something
Then, I will have a match with freshness with a smile
I see. Smiling is important
Then, fresh Kojima, please show us your smile
I won't lose to Kojima Haruna-san
That's cute
Then, old Kojima
I'm sorry
Stop it, what is that?
Your acting has become a little bit like a child
Can I decide the winner?
Please
The winner is fresh Kojima
Thank you
Please stop it
Thank you
Kojima is the third person
Congratulations
Next, Ayana-chan
I will dye everyone's heart in the color of the moon
The 14th generation of the president, the third person, please
Thank you
You are the third person, but you are the first person
Do you have any special skill?
I will imitate a frog
Please show us
Please
Thank you
Please go back
Thank you
Next, Nishino-chan
AKB's youngest member
Please introduce yourself
The east of the east and the west is Nishino
I'm Nishinobuki, a first-year middle school student who wants to be a future princess
Do you have any special skill?
I can drink milk
I will definitely lose
Don't overdo it
Please do it
Are you serious?
Please start
It's fast
Please wait
I spilled it
You didn't drink at all
Please show us
Please go back
It's fast
You are busy with milk
Next
Please go
I'm Hikari Hashimoto, a 14th- generation student who wants to shine for you
Please do it
You are doing well
Are you good at writing love letters?
Yes
It's difficult
Can you write it?
A is Ariyoshi-san
I'm a good reader
If you look closely
C is
I'm not honest
I don't understand
Ariyoshi-san is smart
She is not honest
Can you write Haruna?
Yes
Like a leaf
Run run
Natsukashii
Like a leaf
Natsukashii
Thank you
You may fall again
Please go back
Last
Uchiyama
Please do it
Always smiling
Today also smiling
I want to make you happy
I'm Natsuki Uchiyama, a 14th-generation student
Nice to meet you
Nishino is preparing milk
Milk processing is over
Uchiyama, what is it?
A shamoji is in your mouth
I brought a Mai shamoji
May I show it?
May I?
What is Mai shamoji?
It's a shamoji
Don't take food from a housewife
I'll put the shamoji in my mouth
It's not bad
Thank you
I see
Thank you
Next
To let you know more
I want you to do self PR
Self PR
From now on, you will self PR
Anrui's song
Please prepare
Kojima
Please prepare
Kojima's song?
It's written
I want to be a kappa
Listen
Ah! Mujou
Mujou
Uchiyama Natsuki
Mika
I can't stop
A 15 degree turn
I have no chest
Of course
A miski generation
I have no chest
Give me money
So give me more money
Give me money
Pretty, right? Sparkling, right?
Pretty woman, right?
Elegant, right?
More beautiful than the sight
Let's get 1st place with sexy beam
It's a kappa audition
Kappa audition
Please go back
The second test is acting ability
Kappa can't lack acting ability
If you can accept acting ability, you can be a kappa and also a main actor
Kojima is a main actor now
Thanks to Kyogakukun
And Paruru is a main actor in 2 movies
Yes, of course
It's all thanks to Kyogakukun
I see
So, please give me your salary
Do you have it?
Do you have salary?
I want to see it
Now you will get your salary
Wait a minute
You want to get my salary?
I've lived with you
It's impossible
What are you talking about?
There are times in this world that we have to do it
You don't do it because you want to do it
Right, Ariyoshi?
It's my job
Kojima, you don't show your panties because you like it
Right, Kojima?
Yes
Do you understand?
Yes
Before we start the evaluation, Paruru, who is also a main actress in Majisuka
Why? I'm the main actress?
Yes, you are
Really?
I want to see your ability
Are you ready?
Yes
Please
You are making fun of me
Hey, cucumber, don't look down on my magic
That's the power of the main actress
Did you see it?
This is the ability of the person who is doing the main actress in Japan
You look like a big actress
I want you to praise the cucumber in order
Don't lose to Paruru
Yes
Okada, please start
Yes
I'll start
Hey, cucumber
Hey, are you listening?
You are not in the mood because you are a vegetable
I'll ask my mom to make it salty and eat it
Thank you
Next, Kojima
Please
Hey, you
You are not in the mood because you are a vegetable
You are not in the mood because you are a cucumber
Hey, wait for me in the refrigerator at 5 o'clock tomorrow
Thank you
You two said it was interesting
I love fruits
I'm sorry
Next, Mayu
Yes
Please
Hey, listen carefully
You are not in the mood because you are a vegetable
Thank you
You look tall and standing up like Yusaku Matsuda
It was good
Next, Nishino
Please
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
Don't make it
Don't make it a special item
Thank you
Next, Hajimoto
Hey, you
You are not in the mood because you are a vegetable
Hey, you are not in the mood because you are a cucumber
Thank you
Finally, Oshiyama
Please
Hey, what are you wearing green?
Are you really green inside?
Show me
Hey, you are not white
Thank you
The last one was like a commercial for pickles
The sound was good
You are white
How was it, Kojima?
I was impressed that I could do so many things with cucumbers
I was also impressed
Thank you
The third round is physical strength, Shirikodama wrestling
The one who takes the Shirikodama that is on each other's ass first wins
It is a battle of life and death
I want to be the second generation
And I want to eat cucumbers
Their desire ignited their fighting instinct
And a new heroine was born
I'm left
It's intense
It's fast
It's like a legendary sadist
And the final round is the legendary sadist Hashimoto
I'm left
It's a great habit
So the winner is Hashimoto
Thank you
The second generation of Kappa is born
Kappa experience ceremony
Kappa is a plate on the head
So we will decide who is suitable for the plate
I see
The previous evaluation was meaningless
Only one string connected to the plate
Only the one who drops the plate and pulls it over the head is accepted as Kappa
Who will go first?
Maeda
Please tell us your favorite number
Go ahead
Number 5
Let's go
Please keep your mouth closed
It's dangerous
It's a pity
Kappa's path
You wanted to be Kappa
Next
Uchiyama
Number 3
Let's go
Will she be Kappa?
So the second generation of Kappa is Uchiyama
Thank you
We will give you a plate of Kappa
Thank you
Congratulations
The second generation of Kappa is Uchiyama
You are Kappa from today
Excuse me
Congratulations Uchiyama
Excuse me
Congratulations Uchiyama
I will get a silicon ball
Uchiyama
How do you feel now?
I will get a silicon ball
Congratulations Uchiyama
I will get a silicon ball