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Happy New Year!
This year has also started. ARIYOSHI AKB48!
Yay!
Thank you for your continued support in 2012.
It's a little brighter now.
Yes, Happy New Year!
Let's change the character.
I'm looking forward to it.
I don't like it.
Yes, it's wonderful.
The members who brought this project are...
Happy New Year!
I'm Yadavasa. Nice to meet you.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Please don't disappoint me.
I'm the only one who thinks you're nothing.
I'm sorry.
Please introduce this project.
We have prepared a project that is suitable for the new year.
New Year AKB Dream Match
This is interesting.
It's the third project where entertainers and researchers tag together to show their talents.
What do you think of the previous projects?
All of these are interesting and high quality projects.
Why do entertainers show their true colors?
After watching all the videos today, we will ask Kojima to choose the best one.
The first AKB48 project
A work that looks like a piece of shit.
The first AKB48 project of the year is...
This is interesting.
New Year AKB Dream Match
AKB researchers and comedians will be in a dream together.
There are 4 people.
The pair that will be the researchers who can't hide their nervousness is...
The gag machine of the year is Yagi Masubi.
He has been an entertainer for 19 years.
He is a talented comedian.
He is a comedian.
He is the finalist of King of Contest.
He is the top leader.
He is the handsome comedian.
He is Kano Eiko.
Eiko?
The four comedians will show the story of AKB48.
I hurt my throat when I imitated an old man.
You didn't hurt at all.
You hurt in real life.
I love a kitten.
Kittens are cute.
AKB48's story.
What should I do if I don't turn it?
Oh, I see. Is it okay here?
It's good. It's fluttering.
I was making a story at Bermian until 4 o'clock yesterday.
That's how much I was making a story.
What kind of story did the comedians and AKB48 want to make with their pride?
First of all.
I want to defend it.
I'm looking forward to it.
The winner of the first AKB Dream Match is.
The comedian of the episode.
Yagin Masumito.
There is someone I don't know.
Is it your first time?
I've been here a few times.
You've been here a few times.
The biggest feature is the thinness of the presence that you can't even notice.
The 12th.
Miyu Omori's duo.
I'll do my best.
What kind of world view will it be when a big and a small Yagi with a sense of presence are combined?
I'm going to have a good time here.
He's scared and ran away.
Who's running away?
You're here.
You're the best at making jokes in this town.
I'm the best at making jokes.
You're a fake.
I don't know if you're bleeding.
You're saying that.
You're licking me.
Can you hear me?
How is it?
Can you hear me?
It's not similar.
It's not similar to my joke.
I'm massaging the earth right now.
How is it?
I'm sleeping next to the earth right now.
It's not similar to my joke.
It's not similar.
I got it.
Is that how it's going to be?
How about an air-conditioned rice ball?
How about an air-conditioned sandwich?
Damn it.
I'm itchy when I get bitten by a big squid.
I'll become a bug if I lick this big candy.
Let's do a jaiken.
Jaiken.
Please enjoy the game of chess with a panorama.
Please enjoy the game of rock- paper-scissors with a sunbeam.
You're almost the same as me.
You're the first one.
Can you do it?
You're the first one to do a gag.
A small Miu.
A big Miu.
A small Miu.
A big Miu.
A small Miu.
A big Miu.
A small Miu.
A big Miu.
It's so funny.
A small Miu.
A big Miu.
It's so funny.
I'm ready.
A small Miu.
A big Miu.
A small Miu.
A big Miu.
You have to do it.
That's right.
You're good.
It's a little more funny.
It's funny.
That's funny.
That's cool.
Thank you.
It's the same as the first set.
It's the same.
Next is Yoshimoto Kushishino's gagger Tadato.
Yamada Yoshino, who has been in the finals for four consecutive years in the R1 Grand Prix.
A super power combination.
Kaukau.
The pair is 11th generation Morikawa Ayaka.
This time, they will challenge the match with the AKB version of the popular course exercise.
Let's do our best.
The story of winning is natural.
Please watch.
Everyone, it's time for the course exercise.
Let's go together today.
Natural. Natural. Natural exercise.
Put your right foot out and put your left foot out.
You can walk.
It's perfect.
Natural exercise.
If you bend your knees together, you can sit down.
Natural exercise.
Even if you hate me, please don't hate me.
Natural exercise.
If you skip the dance lesson, you'll get a neck.
Natural exercise.
If you hit Yasushi Akimoto.
Neck.
Natural exercise.
Even if you hate AKB, please don't hate me.
Neck.
Natural exercise.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Neck.
Natural exercise.
Everyone is doing it.
Singing is fun.
Dancing is fun.
Variety is fun.
Akimoto is natural.
Natural.
Natural exercise.
It's so funny.
It's cold in winter.
Natural.
I want to show the top leader, Genta.
The result is 8.
I was sitting down.
The top leader and the 11th generation, Natori Wakana.
The three people who are determined to win.
Please forgive me. This is the power of the finalist.
Show us your ability.
I'm here.
Thank you.
Oh no.
What's wrong?
I forgot my costume and script for today's recording.
What are you doing?
What should I do? I forgot my costume.
I can't record it if I'm wearing TBS.
What should I do?
I heard everything.
If you can make it in 10 minutes, I'll go back to her house and make it.
Really?
I don't want to wear this.
Don't say that.
Call your mom right now.
Hurry up.
I got a call.
Hello, mom.
I'm waiting for you on the sidewalk in Minami-dori with a forgotten costume and script.
I'm just a taxi driver.
What are you doing?
I got you.
You have a great driving technique.
I used to be a racer.
I'm going to the alley over there.
That alley is too narrow.
Watch out.
Katarin Soko.
I got you.
I saw the sidewalk in Minami-dori.
Call your mom.
Hurry up.
I got a call.
Hello, mom.
I'm waiting for you on the sidewalk in Minami-dori with a forgotten costume and script.
I'll be there in 3 seconds.
You should stop.
I got you.
You are amazing.
I got you.
I lost my script.
That's impossible.
I got you.
You are amazing.
I lost my script.
Don't say that.
Hurry up.
What?
I got a call.
You can fly.
I was surprised.
You were surprised.
What are you talking about?
You don't need Katarin Soko.
I want to eat delicious sushi in Japan.
That's not a business term.
I got a call.
You don't need Katarin Soko.
Thank you.
Thank you, dad.
Dad?
My daughter.
I mean, my daughter-in-law.
You should have said that earlier.
I'm sorry.
I said it wrong.
Ramen-tsukemen Boku-ikemen A-OK!
The last one is a popular skit with a simple look.
Self-proclaimed handsome comedian Kano Eiko.
And the combination is 12th place Takahashi Juri.
He is aiming for victory with his own work that he thought of all night.
I will show you the real laugh.
Show me the real laugh.
Conte club.
Manager, can I talk to you for a moment?
Yes, captain.
Thank you for your hard work today.
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
You're not.
You brought my gloves for today's show.
But this is not mine.
Thanks to you, I wore a glove that I was not used to.
What club are we in?
Boxing club.
I brought the wrong boxing glove and baseball glove.
What are you doing?
I had no choice but to wear this glove.
Did I actually punch you?
I was hit.
The audience was very loud.
This shame.
What are you doing?
I've been hit so hard that my heart has been damaged.
I'm a fool.
I did my best to lose weight for today.
Did you see that?
What is this?
What level am I?
Heavyweight? Middleweight?
Baseball.
Give me back my effort.
What are you doing?
I'm good at 1, 2 in the game.
Thanks to this glove, I can do 1, 2.
Have you ever seen a big box in boxing?
You haven't seen it, have you?
What are you doing?
Did you actually hear the other player's attack?
I heard it.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm more embarrassed than the red corner.
Don't make me say that.
Are you reflecting on yourself?
Are you nervous?
What is your attitude?
You're not reflecting on yourself, are you?
If you don't know anything, you don't listen to your seniors.
Do you know how to report to your seniors and superiors?
Think about it yourself.
Shut up.
What?
You're a weak guy.
You're going to lose the game.
Don't blame it on others.
You bastard.
You have a good punch.
Thank you.
That's all for the 4th round.
Which pair will be the first to make a funny joke?
The winner will be decided in the studio.
I see.
Kojima and Ryohei.
It was very serious.
They are doing their best.
The top leader and Eiko are trying to make it funny.
They are trying to make use of AKB48.
The top leader wanted to show us his funny jokes.
Eiko is the same.
Eiko is nervous.
It was funny.
Kojima will decide the winner.
Please.
I will choose.
Kaon and Morikawa.
Morikawa.
It was very beautiful.
Morikawa was doing her best.
It was funny.
The three of you were in sync.
What will you do?
This is Kojima and Miyazawa.
They are not doing anything.
I want them to show their determination.
Please show your shame.
What?
You will be doing a comedy with a comedian.
No.
I will call a comedian.
Please.
I will call a comedian.
It is a machine gun.
It is not funny.
It is not the same as the four-headed.
It is not the same.
Please do a comedy with these two.
Koji is talking on the iPhone.
Please type a number.
Hello.
Did you wake up?
The love story with Koji is finally complete.
I'm tired.
New items every week.
This item will transform into Miyazawa Sai.
Please show your story to Kojima and Miyazawa.
I searched for AKB on the Internet.
There is a site that answers questions about AKB.
Please print it out.
Please read it.
I will ask a question.
I like Koji Haru, but I think he is not popular.
What do you think?
I think he is popular.
I think he is not popular.
I am a princess.
Please tell me the height and weight of AKB48's Miyazawa Sai.
I am a princess.
Height 164 cm. Weight 46 kg.
I think he is an idol.
I want to ask a question.
Can I ask a question?
He is a very popular person.
I have a question. Do you have any drawbacks to Koji Haru and Kojima Haruna?
Why do you ask that?
Do you want to blame me?
He has a dirty room and is lazy during recording.
He is called Nyan Nyan by cats.
This is Kojima's drawback.
You are lying.
Tell me your drawback.
He is a bad guy.
He is the one who is lying.
Do you think the guy in the white briefs is a bad guy?
Why do you ask that?
You are too extreme.
Do you think he is a bad guy?
Of course.
Why do you ask that?
Do you like white briefs?
He is more like a boxer than a white briefs.
White briefs are not bad.
Next question.
I am a student. I like AKB48. But I have to watch the show I watch. What should I watch?
Watch all of them.
What are you thinking?
I will answer.
I am AK Bingo. You don't have to watch the show.
No.
If you don't watch it, you can't watch this.
You should watch the show.
I will finish recording soon.
You should finish recording soon.
It's time.
Let's go home. Thank you.
How was it?
I think it was good.
But I am worried about Kojima's face.
What happened?
I don't care.
I don't care if you say it in the show. But don't say it before the show starts.
I am so nervous.
When I asked Kojima if he had any flaws, he said his face was swollen.
Don't say that in the show.
I was a little depressed.
I don't want to say that I am a princess.
The season is still young.
But I want to be a little more in front of you.
I want to be with you.
I need you and I.
They have a new year in 2012.
They should not forget their first year.
Next week, we will look back on the history of the Republic with ramen.