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The winner is...
Kojima Haruna, who climbed up to 3rd place in last year's rock-paper-scissors competition.
The biggest prize was a lucky red dress.
The genius fortune teller Taparia Rammes chose a costume that would lead to victory by predicting Kojima's lucky color.
So, again, please tell us about the lucky clothes that will be given to the winner of the competition.
Kojima Haruna's costume is red.
This year too?
Yes, this year too.
It's red from the beginning?
Her costume this year is red, and her underwear is also red.
On the day of the competition, she will add yellow to red.
So, one point or two points?
Yes, one point. Then, her costume will be more powerful.
Red costume with one point of yellow.
And there is one more point that will make her luck even more powerful.
It's a mountain.
Mountain?
It will be very powerful.
Mountain for a dress?
What is it?
Kojima will design the costume this time.
How about this?
Kojima's costume for the rock- paper-scissors competition is decided.
The upper body will expose the skin, and the lower body will be dyed in red.
And, to make her luck even more powerful, there is a mysterious creature shining in her chest.
She will wear this costume to defeat Minami Takahashi in the first round of the competition.
Tonight's show is starting. Ariyoshi AKB48.
Hey, Ariyoshi.
Yes.
Don't you want to take a break?
Well, I can work.
Don't say such a beautiful thing.
Say you want to take a summer break.
What a shame.
Say you want to take a summer break.
I want to take a summer break.
Shut up.
So, this time, I thought of a song to let Ariyoshi and the staff take a break.
The title is, Oshioki Jo-O-Sama Request Award 2011.
First, the 5th place.
Hey.
Bring the part.
The 5th place is a miracle music video that AKB and Shingo Yanagisawa have made a tag with.
What kind of work is this?
The sound effect of a god that no one can imitate.
Here is the sound effect of Shigo, the representative of the Yanagisawa Shingu.
Amazing.
I wanted to meet you.
But, you are different.
Shingu sensei, how amazing is it?
If there is a song like this in AKB, how wonderful will it be?
Please watch the video.
The opening of the AKB concert is this song.
This is a normal concert.
The members appear on the stage according to this song.
It's a little strange.
The sound effect is not included at all.
What does this mean?
It's the same when you watch the AKB music video.
It's not included.
Even though they are dancing on the beach, there is no sound effect.
Even though they are riding a bicycle, there is no sound effect.
There is no sound effect.
No matter what song you listen to, there is no sound effect.
You can't laugh.
Such songs are no longer.
I can't laugh.
So, let's mix the sound effect of the Yanagisawa sensei to the AKB song.
A miraculous collaboration.
Here we go.
I'm in Tokyo, Tokyo.
I was able to get close to the police officer who was carrying the stolen money.
Tonight you are the witness.
The police officer is a man who is not a police officer.
Cool.
It's a completely different feeling.
What are you doing?
You are a thief.
I'm a thief.
Hey, you guys.
This is the police officer.
What are you doing?
I'm singing the song of the final.
4 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 8 o'clock.
The last song of the song.
I'm a young man.
You are a man who is not a police officer.
Somebody give me money.
Give me money.
I'm a man who is not a police officer.
What is this?
I got it.
Cut this part.
Wonderful.
I want to thank the staff.
This is amazing.
I had a good dream.
I hope to see you again.
See you.
I'm singing the song of the final.
This is the best song.
How is it?
I'm not sure how to say.
It's wonderful.
Don't say that.
Next is the announcement of the 4th place.
Ariyoshi AKB48 Kojima Haruna Birthday Special
Let's call today's star.
Kojima Haruna, who will turn 23 on April 19.
Congratulations.
The 4th place is Kojima Haruna's challenge to turn 23.
It is a lesson for adult women who learn things that should not be done at birthday parties.
A special guest has come to celebrate Kojima's birthday.
He is a professor of linguistics at Tokyo University of the City.
Jun Himonya.
It's been a long time.
Thank you.
Researching points that make people angry.
He wants world peace.
Professor Himonya's presentation.
How to make people angry at a birthday party that should not be done.
I will show you the results of the test.
First of all, Kojima.
Thank you.
What?
No.
I got it.
I'm going to die of anger.
How to make people angry.
This is called looking upside down.
This is probably very angry.
Let's be careful.
People get angry over a little thing.
Next.
Professor Kojima has a present for you.
I have met Kojima many times.
I will give you a present.
Thank you.
Please accept it.
I will give it to you.
I was surprised.
How is it?
In addition, he gave a great experiment to a great artist who can't change his face color.
That person is Shigeru Matsuzaki.
What?
Are you okay?
People say that when they get angry, their faces turn red.
I will verify what happens to people with black faces.
Shigeru Matsuzaki, who solved the mystery that everyone was wondering about, will his face turn red when he gets angry?
Interview with AKB, Sayaka Akimoto.
I think Shigeru Matsuzaki is doing an interview.
Really?
Yes.
Come in.
He is so dark.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I feel nervous.
I will put this on.
Thank you.
It's Asaga.
May I ask you a question?
No.
You are always in black and white. Do you get sunburn in winter?
I get sunburn once a month.
I have it.
I have a sunburn machine.
I see.
Next question.
Do you play rock-paper-scissors?
No, I don't.
Rock-paper-scissors?
I played it when I was a kid.
I am good at it.
Can you play with me?
Sure.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Really?
Yes.
Stop it.
I am serious.
You are the worst.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You are cheating.
How can you be like this?
I am sorry.
You are always in black and white.
I am sorry.
You are not good at it.
He is angry.
He is not good at it.
I don't like being with you.
What?
I don't like it.
Let's go.
Are you stupid?
Sorry.
I am sorry.
You are so rude.
I am sorry.
Actually, you are very dark.
You are said to get red when you get angry.
As a representative of the black person, you are also said to get red when you get angry.
I am sorry.
I have been saying this from the beginning.
I am sorry.
I can deal with it.
He is angry, but his face is not red at all.
I don't know if you are black.
I don't know if you drink alcohol.
I don't know if you are not laughing.
You are too light.
This is a research that aims for world peace.
Thank you very much for your cooperation.
Aloha.
President's help.
Next is the third place.
I will start the farting.
Take this.
The third place is the punishment of fear by President Ariyoshi.
This is the most popular among the many.
I am angry.
This is the most popular among the many.
The target is the weather caster.
The weather caster of the Republic of Japan is Kojima.
I will tell you the weather forecast that Kojima will never miss.
I will sit down and listen.
What is this?
Don't be a weirdo.
I will tell you the weather forecast that Kojima will never miss.
The weather forecast that never misses.
I will tell you the weather forecast for today.
It will be sunny in the Kanto region in the morning, but it will be cloudy in the afternoon.
I hurt.
What is this?
The weather in the Chubu region is cloudy in the morning.
Look up.
This is a cloudy towel.
This is a slightly wet towel.
The weather will be cloudy in the afternoon.
Please be careful of the rain.
What is rain?
I hurt.
I will tell you the weather forecast for today.
How is this?
You are acting.
You are making fun of the weather.
This is strange.
This is not the only thing that falls from the sky.
We are...
Which one should we punish?
The weather forecast for today.
I hurt.
The skin of the lemon.
The skin of the orange.
The skin of the apple.
There are many things that fall from the sky.
The skin of the apple.
The second announcement after the commercial.
This is a new version of the Kojima Haruna Flash Watch.
This is a movie for the students.
This is the role of the culprit.
I hurt.
The culprit is...
I hate it.
What kind of song is this?
Go away.
What is this?
This is the second song.
AKB and comedians have a reaction.
Why?
You are not the one who chose the job.
The second place is AKB Dream Match.
How was it?
This program has a lot of comedians.
This is the first time I have done this.
Everything was good.
I thought it was like a TV show after a long time.
It was good.
This is the only program that President Ariyoshi praised.
This is the combination that made the most buzz.
11th grade Kawaei Rina and Savannah Yagi.
I have gained weight recently.
I heard that I can lose weight if I come here.
Excuse me.
Yes.
I want to lose weight here.
We are doing a gag exercise here.
We are doing a gag exercise.
Can I do it?
Please follow me.
I will do it.
I look like a train.
I only have a itchy armpit.
I look like a train.
I only have a itchy armpit.
Does this work?
Yes.
I look like a train.
I only have a itchy armpit.
It's funnier than Yagi.
What?
I am happy with my heel.
Today is my first day of school.
This is very interesting.
I have gained weight once, but I will gain weight again.
You can't gain weight.
I am being suppressed by invisible people.
This is effective for the abs.
I have gained weight.
I will do it.
KAWA-EI.
This is KAWA-EI's new gag.
KAWA-EI.
I jump over the river.
I am in the water.
AKB.
I am a duck.
AKB.
This is the end of today's lesson.
Thank you very much.
Yagi is amazing.
Kojima and Kashiwagi were stimulated by the hard work of these students.
They formed a team and challenged each other.
I don't ask you to push my back.
Please follow me.
Thank you very much.
Hello.
I am Kojima Haruda, who has recently been a fool.
I am not a stupid idol.
I am a person who is not stupid.
I am Kashiwagi Genki.
We are French girls.
I am Yuu-ko Oshima.
I don't ask you to push my back.
Please follow me.
What are you doing?
We are French girls.
The winner is...
I won.
The first place of the request award is...
Music start.
What is this?
This is the winter ceremony of the Tsugaru Kaikyo performed by Wasamin.
This is the end of today.
Hurry up or close it.
Shut up.
Why are you laughing?
The song of the winner is...
I am alone.
I was on the contact line.
I was crying with frozen eyes.
The winter ceremony of the Tsugaru Kaikyo.
Next week, we will have a special competition.