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Tonight is a day to remember.
It's the 56th episode and we've finally received a compliment from President Ariyoshi.
Ariyoshi AKB48's comedy festival, AKB DREAM MATCH
You idiot!
Go!
Damn!
I'm being held back by invisible people!
I've started to cry.
What?
I'm going to cry.
Ariyoshi AKB48's comedy festival, Ameba Pig
The frilled dress with cute ribbons designed by Yuki Kashiwagi is on sale.
We're back with Ariyoshi AKB48's comedy festival.
These are the members who brought us the hat.
I'm Team B's Yuki Rinko, Yuki Kashiwagi.
Nice to meet you.
What's Team B's B?
AKB's B.
AKB?
Oh, I see.
Ariyoshi, didn't you like AKB?
Kojima, I've never said I liked AKB.
I can assure you of that.
I've never said I liked AKB.
Do you know the new song of AKB?
I know this song.
I said this song in a quiz show.
But it hasn't been released yet.
I was told it was next.
I was told I was a huge fan of AKB.
I'm the winner every day.
That's amazing.
I'm learning the new songs.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Please tell us about the song.
Here is the song.
AKB's Dream Match.
I was wondering what kind of story would be made
if a talented comedian and a zero-talent comedian
worked together to make a comedy.
We decided to make a comedy with the number one comedian.
I see.
You'll be doing comedy and comedy.
Yes, I'll be doing comedy with a comedian.
I want to see it.
After the VTR, Kojima will decide the number one comedian.
I'm the president.
It's okay.
I'm the president this time.
Please watch the VTR.
Please watch it.
What kind of science reaction will happen
if a comedian and a comedian work together?
The comedy festival, AKB's Dream Match.
This is the first time for a popular comedian to do a comedy.
AKB 11th generation will do a comedy.
They will show a comedy and decide which comedy is the most interesting.
It depends on the comedian.
The venue for AKB's Dream Match is
Koto Dajur, a karaoke and party.
In a luxurious room,
you can enjoy a high-quality meal made by a chef.
And...
The winner will get a dinner ticket for Koto Dajur.
Good luck, everyone.
If you watch the VTR,
you can get a week's worth of sweets from tomorrow.
And you can get a free room service for one hour at a store other than Ginza.
Let's introduce the comedians who will work with AKB.
First, they have more than 600 gags.
They are the gags factory, Savannah Yanimasui.
They are the winner of last year's King of Comedies,
the winner of R1 Grand Prix,
the winner of the break dance,
and the machine gun of Ota Pro.
They will work with AKB and show their talents tonight.
This is strange.
I'm doing it seriously.
They started their practice with a cat.
What kind of story will they show us?
First of all...
I was crying because I practiced too hard.
Yes.
I was crying when I hit Kono.
We were both crying.
We overcame that.
I'm strong.
They are the winner of last year's King of Comedies.
They are the strong characters that you can't forget.
They are the comedians who are good at talking to each other.
They are the King of Comedy.
They are the first comedians to be bitten by a red moth.
They are the only ones who are working with them tonight.
What kind of science reaction will they show us?
Contest! A handshake!
AKB's Natori Wakana is holding a handshake.
Thank you.
Natori Wakana is holding a handshake.
Thank you.
Next person, please.
I wanted to see you!
I came to see you!
Calm down.
You are a fan, right?
Yes!
I came to see you!
Calm down.
If you are a fan, can you give me a handshake?
Why are you touching my head?
Because there is a scorpion in your head.
That's right.
There is no scorpion in your head.
That's right.
Don't touch me!
You are so annoying!
If you say that, I will get hurt.
You are cute.
You are a good person.
I don't like it, but please give me a handshake.
Please.
What should I do?
Next person, please.
Please do it quickly.
You idiot!
Ouch!
That's funny.
Are you okay, Wakana?
Are you okay?
How much do you think this is on your body?
I'm going to scream when you don't do it.
Wakana, if you say that, I will get depressed.
I will get depressed.
You are cute.
I'm glad you are a good person.
Please protect your manners.
I will smoke.
Smoking is not good.
You are in front of people.
Please do it quickly.
Ouch!
I wanted to see you.
What are you doing?
Wakana?
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
You are doing it properly.
It's funny.
Thank you very much.
You are doing it properly.
Nice.
You are a good person.
3, 2, 1.
How was it?
The joke of the show is over 600.
But they have never written a joke.
Savannah and Masumito Yagi.
They have never written a joke.
What kind of jokes will they make?
It's okay.
I've gained weight recently.
I have to go on a diet.
I heard that I can go on a diet if I come here.
Excuse me.
Yes.
I heard that you can go on a diet here.
I'm doing a gag exercise here.
A gag exercise?
I'm going to do it from now on.
Can I do it?
Please follow me.
I will go.
What is that?
I look like a train.
My armpits are itchy.
You look like a train.
Your armpits are itchy.
Will it work?
Yes.
I look like a train.
My armpits are itchy.
It's funnier than a video.
I can do it.
What?
My heel is happy.
I'm happy.
It's my birthday.
My heel is happy.
It's funnier.
I'm 50 years old. Will I be able to do it?
You can't.
You can't do it.
I'm being suppressed by invisible people.
It's effective on the abs.
I'm getting on.
I'm going.
I'm a new comer.
I'm going.
I'm going over the river.
I'm going.
It's funnier.
I'm done.
Who is the winner?
Thank you.
It's funnier.
If I don't win, I'll retire from Kojima Machine Guns.
Stop it.
The reason why he's so confident about this is...
He's angry at Yahoo! Chiebukuro's postman.
Machine Guns is full of anger.
Kojima Natsuki is the best character in AKB.
Kojima has never been angry. What kind of story will he show us?
Hello. Nice to meet you.
What are you looking at?
What's wrong?
I'm angry.
Why are you angry?
There's a guy who says bad things about AKB in Yahoo! Chiebukuro.
Don't be angry.
There's a guy who says bad things about Yahoo! Chiebukuro.
Natsuki, you're so good.
I'll call him.
I want to join AKB. Please tell me how to join.
It's not a tip.
I'll judge you. Please give me a purikura.
Who are you?
Do you have that power?
Please tell me the details of Mayu Watanabe's house.
You're scary.
What are you going to do?
I can't tell you.
I know.
This is bad.
Question.
Isn't Natsuki Kojima cute?
I thought she was cute at first sight.
I think Natsuki is cute too.
You're too cute.
Don't be shy.
I was shy.
Let's go home.
Aimiya and Naochan are just doing what they can do.
Aimiya is a member of a group.
They won the R1 Grand Prix.
Now, in the break.
Singer-songwriter and entertainer Aimiya and AKB's crybaby girl Yamaguchi Nao.
Aimiya prepared a new story for this location.
She can't break the story of the first time on TV.
Yamaguchi shed tears under pressure.
Can she make Aimiya laugh with her tears?
I'm Aimiya.
I'm Yamaguchi.
When I see many words in the city, I can't help singing.
For example, I started writing.
I'm sure there's a story behind this word.
I'm looking forward to every year.
For the audience.
I put the ingredients I was convinced of in the morning.
The taste is excellent.
I just continued to write.
I started writing.
That's good.
Why are you singing in the CD?
I was making a oyster sandwich.
I started writing.
I'm the representative next door to the entrance of my store.
I started writing.
The sales drop day by day.
The children who quit their jobs.
I don't want to pass.
My son left the oysters and disappeared.
I started writing.
I'm sad.
I became passionate again.
I left the oysters and disappeared.
I was working at the store next door.
I was working at my previous part-time job.
Suddenly my son was arrested.
I found a picture of my wife in a
cute magazine.
I started writing.
I kept writing.
I wanted you to be quiet.
I started writing the stars I saw from space.
That's good.
That's great.
That's the end of the four episodes.
The winning pair will be decided in the studio.
How was it?
I've had a lot of comedians on this show.
But it was the first time I did it yesterday.
Everything was good.
I thought it was like a TV show.
That's good.
Kojuharu, please choose one of the four.
What should I do?
It's difficult.
I've decided.
Kawaii-chan and Yagi-san.
I'm so happy.
I'll take a ride.
You can't.
It looks like a train.
I'm so happy.
That's good.
It was fun.
The students and comedians did a great job.
But it's a tie.
You should experience the difficulty of making a story.
I can't.
Kashiwagi will also experience the difficulty of making a story.
I can't do it alone.
It's hard to do it alone.
You should have a professional comedian.
Let's have a professional comedian.
Kojima-san, please.
You two.
Why are you two?
I'm not a professional.
Really?
Please make a story and show it at the end of the show.
I'll leave the rest to you.
Please make a story.
I really left.
What should I do?
After the recording, a new comedy duo was born in a peaceful country where no one was there.
Hello.
I'm Kojima Haruna, who was recently called a fool.
I'm not a fool idol.
I'm a fool.
I'm Kashiwagi Genki.
We are French Buss.
A comedy duo called French Buss.
The story of the show will be shown at the end of the show.
How about a dream phone call with Kashiwagi Yuki?
Hello.
I'm sorry. I didn't notice you were in the bath.
The story will be broadcasted on the mobile site of the show.
The Heshenbatsu Tournament
I aim for the Heshenbatsu Center.
Kashiwagi Yuki is rumored to be a fool.
Is he a white or black?
The members with the smallest size are shining in the Heshenbatsu Center.
The current top is the 70.3 decibel of the Maeda Army.
Set.
Ready, go.
The current record is 64.6 decibel.
I'm so happy.
I really bet on this today.
I'm the one who is the last.
Kashiwagi Yuki has set a record of surprise.
Compared to the other members, he has a small size.
I'm sure he will be the center of the Heshenbatsu.
Your size is okay.
Please listen to the song.
It's French Buss.
You are okay.
The sky after the rain is always like forgetting everything you hate.
The sky where there is no cloud.
If you look up gently, you will have courage.
The wind and the sun are on your back.
You are okay.
You can live strong.
You can get back the broken past and present.
You are okay.
I'm with you.
Let's wipe your tears and look ahead.
The future will continue today.
French Buss, a comedy duo with Kuroua, will reveal the story of the big explosion.
After the recording
It's dark.
It's darker than usual.
What is this?
I'm lonely.
What should I do?
A member of the duo?
I think it's better to start with the shape.
French Kiss and French Buss.
French Buss.
I will never do it.
It's okay.
It's as long as it's like this.
I won't do it with you anymore, so let's do French Buss.
French Buss.
I don't ask you to push my back.
Please follow me.
The two came up with the theme of last year's election.
Hello.
I'm Kojima Haruno, who has recently been a little stupid.
Hello.
I'm not a belly black idol.
I'm a white belly.
I'm Kashiwagi Neki.
The two of us are French Buss.
Short Conte.
Oshima Yuko.
I don't ask you to push my back.
Please follow me.
What are you going to do if you really follow me?
French Buss.
Cut.
Are you satisfied?
I'm pretty satisfied.
How about this?
I don't care.
Please do it once.