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23 years ago, on April 19th, 1988...
AKB48 Kojima Haruna was born.
Tonight's Ariyoshi AKB48 is a special episode of Kojima Haruna's 23rd birthday.
We will be giving you a big celebration.
Please accept this wonderful surprise from the Republic of Japan!
Here is the wonderful present from the Republic of Japan!
Kojima Haruna debuts as a singer-songwriter!
Kojima will be writing lyrics and debuting.
The songwriter will be a super important artist.
Really?
Yes. This is not a joke.
It's not a prank?
No, it's absolutely not.
Now, we will go to the room where the songwriter will be waiting.
We will be making the song.
Kojima, please come in.
It's sudden.
Yes, it's sudden.
Who is the artist that will be composing the song?
I can hear something.
This song?
Could it be...
I'm singing this song.
What should I do?
Excuse me.
The singer that will be supporting Kojima is the genius vocalist Matsuzaki Shigeru.
No matter what words she uses, she can immediately make a beautiful melody.
I have a toy poodle named Usamimi.
Usamimi?
Yes. I have a toy poodle.
Can you make a song with that?
Toy poodle is small, right?
Yes, it's small.
Usamimi is cute. Usamimi is my lover.
Usamimi. Usamimi. The cute voice.
Amazing! Thank you very much.
Genius vocalist Matsuzaki Shigeru and AKB Kojima Haruna will be composing the theme song of the Ariyoshi AKB Republic.
After this, the full version will be revealed in the studio live.
Ariyoshi AKB Republic Amoeba Pig.
It will be sold as a set with a set of denim and sneakers designed by Sayaka Akimoto.
Kojima Haruna. The path to becoming a singer- songwriter.
I'm Matsuzaki.
Nice to meet you. I'm Kojima Haruna. Nice to meet you.
I heard you were going to make a song today.
Yes, I came here to make a theme song for the program.
So, today's theme song is...
You have to think about the lyrics.
Yes.
When you first joined AKB, did you have any problems?
I had an audition for a song and dance.
What kind of song did you sing at the audition?
I sang Matsuro Aya's song, Watara Sebashi.
I want to hear it. I want to make a theme song.
You mean Watara Sebashi?
Yes. Watara Sebashi.
Yes.
This is a video of the AKB48 opening member audition in 2005.
Kojima, who was 17 years old at the time, won the Watara Sebashi award and passed the audition.
For Kojima, who was a normal high school girl, Watara Sebashi was a bridge of glory.
Then, let's remember the audition.
Yes.
Watara Sebashi, I have this ready.
Yes. Sorry.
First, I want to hear your singing voice.
Music start.
Please.
After six years, Kojima Haruna, who has now become a member of the AKB48, will sing.
Watara Sebashi.
Even now, when I think of the role of life, I pray for you.
If I can do one thing, I want to go back to that time.
Thank you very much.
I have a lot of questions, so let's write lyrics.
Yes.
What did you think when you decided to be the MC of this program?
It was my first time, so I was very happy.
I was very excited to be the first lady.
Cinderella. Cinderella story.
It's a song called Bibi de babi de boo.
Yes.
On behalf of AKB48, Kojima Haruna was cast a spell of Cinderella.
I'm Kojima Haruna, the first lady of AKB48.
But the spell was broken in an instant.
Kokekoke. I'm the president of Ariyoshi.
Sometimes she is the queen of dress.
Sometimes she doesn't show her face at all.
She wears a 20kg armor.
And she is a cute junior researcher for Kojima.
The researchers of the Republic of Japan are also being told things that they don't know will be studied later.
For example, becoming a kappa.
Kappa.
I'm going to take a silicone ball.
And I'm going to be a chicken.
Chicken.
Because she couldn't expect a reaction, she was hypnotized and became a chicken.
Furthermore, she was wearing stockings and was robbed of her only weapon, the killer smile.
Pull it a little bit and then stick it out.
Stick it out and then do it with your mouth.
I did it. I did it.
It's amazing.
No no no stockings.
Chicken kappa.
Don't take the silicone ball.
No no no stockings.
There are only projects that are not good for idols.
They can't stand it anymore.
Kojima finally spoke up about the dissatisfaction with the program that had accumulated so far.
It's just fart.
With the boob cushion.
How much can I make a fart smaller or bigger.
I pull it all with my fart.
It's just fart.
Then you can put it in your fart.
Yes.
Then I'll go.
Ha!
Kojima thought.
I want you to stop farting.
It's already over.
Goodbye.
With your ears.
Ah.
There are other things you want to say goodbye to.
Poop perfume.
609 yen including tax.
The smell is as the name suggests.
I can't stand it anymore.
Oh, no.
It stinks.
It's scary.
It's a case.
Ready.
Go.
I'm saved.
It's a fart.
Ah!
It's a low-key show.
It's not just bad things.
It's a wonderful first experience.
It's dangerous.
I've never eaten Tantanmen before.
I ate Tantanmen for the first time on this show.
I see.
I can't forget that spiciness.
Yes.
The wonderful first experience is Tantanmen.
But to eat it, she had to overcome a certain challenge.
Where should I put this?
The best armor, Tantanmen with Muscaru armor.
The iron wall guard doesn't break easily.
I should put it vertically.
It's delicious.
It's the best drink to taste in the sense of accomplishment.
It's hot.
I ate Tantanmen for the first time.
I pooped and threw up.
I see.
I pooped and threw up.
You threw up.
I threw up.
You threw up.
The lyrics are very novel.
But she can't sing like that.
It's her charm.
I think she can get 85 points.
It's very impressive.
We made a wonderful theme song of the Republic of Korea.
Please wait for us.
Let's welcome the singer-songwriter Haruna Kojima and Shigeru Matsuzaki.
Welcome.
Did you make it?
It's amazing.
It's very impressive.
I heard many words that were bullied on the show.
Really?
I heard many words that were bullied on the show.
It was very difficult to sing.
Let's start the song.
Let's sing.
Ariyoshi AKB48 National Anthem
Sayonara
Bibi-da Bobi-da
I'm a researcher who can't be good at anything.
Believe in me and let's cross together.
Let's cross.
I ate it for the first time.
Dan Dan Man
I'm a bad girl.
Don't laugh.
It's special.
I'm a new girl.
I'm a dancer.
This is my home town.
I'm a bad girl.
Sayonara
Bibi-da Bobi-da
I see.
It's amazing.
It's a national anthem.
There was a line in the middle.
I think it's a line.
The song is cool.
The lyrics are terrible.
But if you put it on the song, it's a good song.
That's true.
I don't want to be a chicken.
No no no Stalking
Chicken
It's a bad thing for the staff.
It's a bad thing.
I feel like I'm in a cafe.
That's right.
Matsuzaki Shigeru-san, thank you for making a wonderful song.
So I'll make you angry.
Professor, I heard you have something to verify.
People say that when they get angry, their faces turn red.
So I'd like to verify what happens to people with black faces.
People with black faces are sunburned.
What do you think?
There's not much sunburn here.
Do you know who that is? It's Matsuzaki Shigeru-san.
Matsuzaki-san
Are you okay?
You're going to make me angry, aren't you?
I'm fine by myself.
But there's someone who's very good at making people angry.
Matsuzaki Shigeru-san?
It's not me.
Shimada-kun
I've been looking for him on location, but I don't think it's me.
It's me.
Why?
Before you wave your hand, your voice, your presence, everything makes people angry.
Why are you here?
You denied everything.
AKB48 is happy to make people happy.
I don't think I'm angry.
Matsuzaki Shigeru's face turns red when he gets angry.
Do you know when the staff gets angry?
The program is broadcast on mobile sites.
The great experiment of the century. Will Matsuzaki Shigeru turn red when he gets angry?
So I'm going to make Matsuzaki Shigeru angry.
This is just an experiment.
Please don't imitate.
Matsuzaki-san, I thought you were going to do an interview.
That's right.
Yes, please.
It's dark.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm nervous.
Thank you.
Matsuzaki Shigeru's face turns red when he gets angry.
Can I ask you a question?
Matsuzaki-san, you're always in black and white.
Do you get sunburned even in winter?
I get sunburned once a month.
I have it.
What?
Yes.
I have it.
I have a sunburn machine.
I see.
I'm scared.
I think you need to be lucky to live in the entertainment industry for a long time.
Matsuzaki-san, are you good at rock-paper-scissors?
No, I'm not good at it.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Yes.
I've been playing rock- paper-scissors since I was a kid.
Actually, I'm good at it, too.
Can I play with you?
Sure.
Really?
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Really?
Stop it.
I'm serious.
I'll do anything.
He's serious.
He's the worst.
Let's do it together.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
I got a good feeling.
I'm going to lose.
Thank you for waiting.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You're cheating.
Hey, staff.
Are you always in this mood?
I'm sorry.
You're always in the guest room.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do this.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do this.
I don't want to be angry, but you're not very nice.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to do this.
He's very angry, but he's not red.
I don't want to be with you.
What?
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
Sachihara.
Let me say this.
You can't wear this.
Hey.
I got a good feeling.
It's on sale.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Are you always in this mood?
I don't want to be with you.
What?
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
What?
You're very rude.
I'm sorry.
Actually, Matsuzaki is very dark and dark.
He says that when someone gets angry, blood comes to his head and turns red.
As a representative of the black person, I was told that Matsuzaki's face turns red when he gets angry.
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry.
I've been saying this from the beginning.
I'm sorry.
I can handle it.
He's very angry, but his face doesn't turn red at all.
I don't know if he's black.
I don't know if he drinks alcohol.
I don't know if he's not laughing.
Ta-da.
As a result of the verification, his face didn't turn red.
Thank you very much.
You're too dark.
Thank you very much.