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Tonight, a special guest has arrived at the studio. But he has a problem. He keeps talking and talking and talking.
Ariyoshi AKB48, 30 minutes is not enough, special!
Hello.
Hello, I'm Shin-Go Iwai.
Today, I'm here at the studio.
I wanted to meet you.
Excuse me, camera.
Can you move back a little?
I'm here.
I wanted to meet you.
So, move back.
I'm sorry.
The time is 6am.
I'm here. How many people are here?
There are 4 or 5 people, right?
Excuse me.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
Everyone is so shiny.
The smell of the room is different.
We were talking about men.
But you smell pink.
So pretty.
So shiny.
Hello.
You have a cute nose.
Can you say, European?
European?
European.
Good.
My nose is small.
Is it okay?
Your nose is small.
Can you see?
It's really small.
Can you make it bigger?
I'm sorry.
Let's do the European.
Please.
Young people are okay.
No.
They stand up.
I don't want to get old.
Really.
If you want, you can use tissue.
That kind of kindness.
Do you understand?
Please.
It's coming.
I was surprised.
I'm tired.
It's so strong.
It's like a typhoon.
A storm is coming.
Let's go to the living room.
Excuse me.
Please come to Alice.
I'm in the living room.
Is he here?
Hello.
Welcome.
It's noisy.
Don't close it.
What's going on?
I'm your guest today.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to it.
You didn't have to.
It's not a big deal.
Let's go to the living room.
No.
Let's start right away.
Let's stay a little longer.
Let's eat first.
No.
Let's not do that.
I'm hungry.
I wanted to see you.
I want to see you.
It's not that kind of dance.
The camera...
The camera told you to go back.
Please.
Are you waiting?
Please come right away.
I'm coming.
You're a guest.
Please come right away.
I'm waiting here.
I'm not in the room.
Please.
I'm in the room.
What are you doing?
Please.
It's too late.
Why are you doing this?
After this, AKB will challenge the studio.
I'm going.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Please.
I'm going.
This is a special class.
The instructor went to the dressing room first.
The instructor?
I see.
How was it?
I'm tired.
You're tired.
That's true.
That's what we're going to do for two hours.
Please.
Let's do our best.
Let's invite our instructor, Shin Go Yanagisawa.
Please come.
I'm sorry.
Please come.
Thank you.
Please come here.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you.
I'm tired.
I'm not tired.
I'm going home.
No.
Please come.
Thank you.
Please teach me many things.
I understand.
I'm looking forward to it.
Only Shin Go Yanagisawa and Machiaki can laugh now.
This program is...
I want you.
Shin Go Yanagisawa, 49 years old.
People are negotiating about him.
He is a self-made one-man-computer artist.
He is a one-man-computer artist who performs all TV programs alone.
Let's see his skills.
First of all, he is a one-man-computer artist.
He plays all the roles of the batter, pitcher, audience, and announcer.
He reproduces the game.
He is a one-man-computer artist.
He is a great audience.
He is a legendary ball that cannot be bent.
Next, he is a one-man-computer artist.
He plays the climax of the program, the fight on the cliff, all by himself.
Sachiko, you will die.
Stop it.
Sachiko, you will die.
Stop it.
You will die.
Stop it.
The last one is a one-man-computer artist.
He is a one-man-computer artist.
He is a one-man-computer artist who is a traditional Japanese artist.
I will introduce the special effects.
There are four cars, four bikes, and 40 cars in Ome Kaido.
There are 40 bikes in Ome Kaido.
There are also a lot of people.
There are a lot of people.
He is a one-man-computer artist who is fascinated by people.
His essence is in the sound effects.
What kind of job is this?
This is the sound effect of a god that no one can imitate.
I will introduce the sound effects of the four gods representing Yanagisawa Shingo.
This is a big deal.
Yanagisawa expressed the sound of the complicated siren with just one letter.
Next is the sound of a car drifting.
If a woman does this, the body will be destroyed.
This is a very dangerous sound effect.
Finally, the sound of a truck passing.
There is no sound effect that can not be reproduced in Yanagisawa.
I had a good dream today.
It's sweet.
The sound effect given by the gods.
That is the essence of Yanagisawa Shingo.
It's amazing.
I thought it was a useless performance.
But when I look at it again, it's different.
AKB, let's study this.
There is something missing.
I will teach you in class.
This is the thing that AKB members are missing.
Sound effect.
It's different.
Now you are young, so you can sing.
The dinner show at the Tokyo Prince Hotel is not good just by singing.
Shingo, please show us how amazing it is.
If AKB has a song, please show us how wonderful it is.
AKB's opening.
The opening of the AKB concert is this song.
The members appear on the stage according to this song.
But there is no sound effect.
What does this mean?
It's the same as watching the AKB music video.
They are dancing on the beach, but there is no sound effect.
They are riding a bicycle, but there is no sound effect.
No matter what song you listen to, there is no sound effect.
Such songs are not good.
So, let's mix the sound effect of Yanagisawa-sensei to the AKB song.
A miraculous collaboration.
Now I'm in the Tokyo Prince Hotel in Tokyo.
I was able to get close to the Yanagisawa police for half a year.
Tonight, you are the witness.
The members are dancing.
Dance! You bastard!
You bastard!
Dr.Q! Dr.Q! Dr.Q!
Hey! You guys!
The police are outside.
It's 4 o'clock.
Oh!
He is not dancing.
He is dancing.
Someone give me money.
Give me money.
On my way because...
Hey! What is this?
Ah!
He left.
Cut this part.
Wonderful!
It's really amazing.
What is amazing?
Shingo-san is the one who laughs the most.
It's not me.
I want to thank the staff.
It's amazing.
It's really amazing.
I'm happy.
How is it?
I think I have to do this.
Right?
It's a good collaboration.
It's really cool.
I think it will be popular if we do this.
It will be popular.
It will be in the next project.
Right?
There are other things that AKB48 lacks.
Oh, really?
I was thinking about what it is.
It was this.
This!
I'm not good enough.
No language!
Yes, from now on...
What?
Can I go?
I have to be a good person.
I see.
When I was young, I was cute.
I said, Hello.
When I was 20, I said, Hello.
When I was 30, I said, Hello.
When I was 40, I said, Hello.
When I was 60, I said, Hello.
When I was 70, I said, Hello.
No, no.
It's more fun to say that.
When I was 80, I said, Hello.
I'm fine.
You know what I mean?
I know.
I'm still young, so it's okay.
Everyone says I'm cute.
From now on, I'll be the only one who wins.
I see.
The entertainment world is tough.
Right?
Of course.
Without the gays.
I think it would be nice if there was a gay.
For example, what would be good?
Well, I can't help it.
Then today, I'll be the only one who's a police officer.
Wow.
You're going to teach me, aren't you?
Put your hand on it.
Relax.
Like this.
You're all young, so you're going to be like this.
That's right.
If you're not, you'll be like this.
The joints.
You're young, so you're going to be like this.
You're not young.
You're so young.
Say it.
Ah.
No.
Then try it alone.
Ah.
No.
The redness is slow.
Redness.
More.
Ah.
More.
Yes.
More.
Ah.
The key is high.
Lower.
Ah.
That's pretty good.
Pretty good.
That's good.
When you stop.
Ah.
Bipipi.
Bipi.
I'm sorry.
Stand up.
You stop there and go...
I think we should try this.
Let's do it.
I can't help it.
The topic is getting out of hand.
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Stop! You'll get hurt!
Stop!
We don't do that!
Stop!
Go!
Stop!
Go!
Stop!
Bring me the bat!
Thank you for your hard work!
Are you okay?
Shingo's acting is a bit long.
I'm sorry. I should have been alone.
It was a good one!
I see.
Everyone's face is so lively.
It's fun.
Everyone's like a detective.
Right?
I'm always like this at home.
I'll give you a bat.
You can't do that!
You need to understand everything.
I'm doing this.
I'm sorry.
I see.
You're like this.
You can't think of anything.
I see.
You can't think of anything.
I see.
You're good!
Thank you.
Shingo, this is the end of the show.
I heard it's only 30 minutes.
It's only 15 or 20 minutes.
It's enough.
No way!
They just remembered it.
Let's do it together.
No, no, no.
It's good.
Next week, please.
I'll do it for 4 weeks.
4 weeks?
Thank you.
You changed suddenly.
Thank you.
You changed suddenly.
Thank you.
Please stop this man.
Shin Go Yanagisawa is still going wild.
Next week, the Republic of Japan will be in Koshien.
Shin Go Yanagisawa will go wild again.
AKB challenged baseball.
The truth is...
I'm going to play baseball.
I'll try to push them.
Whatever you want.
As long as you're happy.
Do you understand?
I don't want to be a student,
I'm still not ready to love you
Let's kiss on the weekend
I'll leave it to you
In my arms rather than running to you
Let's kiss on the weekend
The two of us on weekdays
How precious it is
I can't tell, so I'll understand