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The superhuman who excels in one-way combat.
Come out!
Banana on the butt!
Blue-blue breath on the butt!
Put your fist in and use Stradacus!
Tonight, the strongest superhuman will be decided!
The world's first martial arts festival!
The world's first superhuman will be decided!
Suddenly, a girl suddenly appears in a very cruel world.
First Lady Harunao Kojima is a screenwriter. She is a screenwriter who is full of rare expressions that cannot be seen on TV.
The men who have exceeded human abilities.
The superhuman who have a technique that no one can imitate will gather tonight.
Who is the true superhuman number one?
The world's first martial arts festival!
The world's first superhuman will be decided!
Men on the men's stomach! Come out!
Ayushi-san, Kojima-san, welcome to the world's first martial arts festival.
Yes!
Then, let's start the VTR. Come out!
Do you know that?
The world's first martial arts festival will begin!
The first superhuman is Tomohiro Misu.
This man is the owner of the strongest butt of the spirit birds.
He lifts 5kg of iron array lightly and easily pierces a wooden stick.
The superhuman who is most good at such a superhuman is the superhuman technique of peeling a banana with his butt.
What kind of technique is it?
He pierces a banana with his butt.
And then...
Ah, this is the one.
Ah, you're making a song.
You're going to win, aren't you?
What is this?
Ah, it's beautiful.
Beautiful?
It's beautiful.
Amazing.
Ah, it's beautiful.
Furthermore, he can open the lid of a plastic bottle with his butt.
Ah, it's beautiful.
He is
Next, the superhuman who pulls the tablecloth with his butt.
The softness of the body given from heaven changed the man into a superhuman.
It's beautiful.
Everyone in the human world has dreamed of the moment when the butt changes to the table.
It's all butt.
Amazing.
It's soft.
Amazing.
It's soft.
It's thin.
It's very thin.
Yes, it's thin.
It's only 1 point.
It's amazing.
It looks delicious.
Can he pull the tablecloth with his butt?
However, isn't it difficult to express the greatness of the plastic bottle?
It's interesting.
So, the superhuman will pull the tablecloth with his butt.
Will the superhuman's first challenge succeed?
It's really good.
I can't help it.
You went to work.
You ate the rice noodles with your butt.
The superhuman failed.
After all, was this a reckless challenge?
However,
Don't make a good face.
He didn't look back to aim for the first place.
He will challenge again.
The first cloth.
I will do it.
He won over the fear of hot oden and pulled out the cloth.
It's amazing.
The next superhuman is a man who walks on his back.
It's been about 100 million years since mankind was born.
Has there ever been a man who walked on the earth on his back?
This is the evolution of mankind.
Watch the superhuman walk on his back.
He is a superhuman who walks on his back with his hands and feet.
This technique is very difficult.
He is a star of the future.
As you can see, the researchers cannot move forward.
The superhuman's technique does not stop at walking on his back.
I put my fist in my mouth and drink juice with a straw.
I've only seen him put his fist in his mouth.
It's a threat to the superhuman to drink juice with a straw.
He drinks a lot.
He is a superhuman who drinks a lot.
This technique is very strong.
He is a superhuman.
The fourth person is a magnet superhuman.
This is a gift from God.
How does a superhuman who was sent by God attach a can to his forehead?
There is a can in the middle.
It's attached.
It's amazing.
He creates a vacuum state with the bottom of the can and the forehead.
He plays the recorder with his nose while pouring the can beer on his forehead.
This is a technique that cannot be done with the concentration of the audience.
This is an old game.
What?
I will give it to you.
What?
I know this.
I don't want to lose.
I'm risking my life to put my hand out.
The superhuman appeared like a comet in the Republic of Korea.
He is a tiger who causes a storm called a snake.
He is a new superhuman who has challenged the tiger.
He is a dragon of the snake world.
He can eat peanuts with his hands.
I will open it.
A new superhuman appears.
This is a difficult superhuman technique that Ichikawa cannot succeed.
He looks like an athlete.
The dragon and tiger of the snake world are seen together.
I want to be called a snake specialist.
Come here.
I'm not good at it.
The third game of the pride will decide the winner.
The first round is a snake-sized confrontation.
The rules are simple.
The one who crosses the big snake wins.
Can Fujimoto overcome Ichikawa?
I will start.
Fujimoto's record is 92.2 decibels.
He is a dragon of the snake world.
The tiger of the snake world is a big snake.
I will start.
He is fierce.
Ichikawa's record is 94.7 decibels.
The winner is Fujimoto.
He did it.
Ichikawa won the first round.
The second round is a game of the number of times the snake's hand is touched.
The person who can touch the snake's hand will be the winner.
I hate the sound of air.
This is not the sound of a hand.
This is the sound of air coming in through the back door.
I'm done.
Who will be the one to fart more?
I will start.
I'm leaking.
This is amazing.
Is it because of fatigue?
Ichikawa is not good at blowing a whistle.
Fujimoto, who has been training his abs, is increasing his record.
5 seconds left.
3, 2, 1, end.
Amazing.
Ichikawa won the first round.
Fujimoto won the second round.
The winner is Fujimoto.
The second round is a game of the number of times the snake's hand is touched.
The two teams are now 1 win 1 loss.
The third round will be decided in the studio.
Come out, dragon and tiger of the underworld.
Fujimoto and Ichikawa.
The second round begins.
The champion of the comedian is finally born.
Final round, air power confrontation.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Fujimoto will go first.
Fujimoto, please.
I'm starting.
80 centimeters.
Amazing.
This is not good.
Ichikawa, please.
Are you confident?
I am.
The two champions are finally in the final.
I'm starting.
Please.
3, 2, 1.
He won.
2 meters.
Amazing.
What was that?
I didn't hear anything.
I tightened the pressure.
I turned off the sound.
Amazing.
Ichikawa's record is 2 meters.
Ichikawa won.
We saw all the techniques.
Ariguchi and Kojima, please decide the champion.
What should I do?
Can I decide?
The champion is...
The winner is Garibar Tunnel.
I called you first.
Which one is the winner?
Everyone's reaction was funny.
That's all for the first round of the World Championship.
The second round of the World Championship.
Kojima and Sachihara have been fighting for a long time.
But Sachihara has only one win.
It's time to decide.
Sachihara.
Let's end this corner.
You said it well.
Let's end this corner.
The staff is also a guru.
What are you doing?
You can't say that.
But the difference in ability is history.
You can't say that.
What do you think?
You can't say that.
I found a new skill.
I will win this time.
Sachihara found a new skill.
It is...
I'm happy.
Kojima and Sachihara are competing for the lips.
The competition is a lip wrestling match.
The winner will be eliminated in the duration of the game.
The stage is a huge freezer with a temperature of minus 23 degrees.
It looks very cold.
At this rate, peace will not come to the world.
I can't let evil go forever.
I don't care what happens to my life.
But I will definitely eliminate the evil.
I will definitely eliminate the evil.
Ready, go!
It's long.
The current record is 9.89 seconds.
The person who can make the lips grow longer wins.
What a great plan.
First, Kitahara Rie's lips are moving.
The person who can make the lips grow longer wins.
Are you ready?
Yes.
You have good lips.
I will do my best.
Ready, go!
5 seconds 76 seconds.
It's not as good as Sashihara's.
The current record is 9.89 seconds.
Kojima, please eliminate Sashihara.
I will do my best.
I'm nervous.
Kojima's lips are Kojima's.
Sashihara's lips are the shape of her hate.
Let's go, Kojima.
Please.
A big announcement to the people of the country.
Kojima Haruna is here as a mobile game.
The content is...
Look over there and do rock-paper-scissors.
Fingers pointing and face-to-face live.
Don't be fascinated by her cute face.
The game tournament is held for a limited time.
The winner will receive Kojima Haruna's original content.
KitaHara Rie's Chinese-style dress designed by Ariyoshi AKB48.
Kojima vs. Sashihara.
Lip-waving battle.
Let's go, Kojima.
Please.
13.13 seconds.
Amazing.
She was there for a long time.
I'm happy.
You were trying to get the atmosphere.
I couldn't breathe.
Kojima won.
That was Sashihara's corner.
I'll add K изменa's clothes on the TV IP lesgen video.
I wonder what makes my heart ache so much
Just by being close to you
Words can't express
This kind of passionate feeling
I've never felt before
I'm so happy
This kind of passionate feeling
I've never felt before
But you don't know
The wind is just blowing
If there's love for some day
Until that day comes
I don't care if it's just like this
When your heart is about to break
Let's reach out our hands like the stars