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Sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Please do your best at the center with your sexy rock- paper-scissors!
I'll do my best! I'm the red of victory!
The miracle that happened at the selection rock-paper- scissors tournament was the result of the alliance between Ariyoshi and AKB.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors! The backstage of the selection rock-paper-scissors tournament. We will show you tonight!
Good evening! We started tonight, too. Ariyoshi and AKB Kyokukku!
This time, the members who brought the song are here.
Miracle Miracle! I'm Chika Nobina, 17 years old, from Team B.
It's the kind of thing Kojima makes a fool of.
I love it!
Miracle Miracle?
I'm sure it will come!
The monthly broadcast is over tonight!
So, we will solve the questions we had in the previous broadcast and move to Thursday!
First of all, the first question is, was the rock- paper-scissors strengthening project really useful?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors that has been irritating the opponent so far.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Sexy rock-paper-scissors that captivates the viewer.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors!
And!
Ariyoshi and the students also participated in the rock-paper-scissors strengthening project.
Everything was for Kojima Haruna's victory.
Did the results come out?
The day of the rock-paper- scissors tournament has finally arrived.
The venue was full of enthusiasm with 11,000 people.
It's amazing.
Kojima wanted to wear a special costume for this big stage.
I'm here.
Please.
This is wonderful.
Really?
Yes.
Red dress, red hair, red shoes.
I can win this.
Actually, this costume was chosen by the legendary fortune-teller Lamu-mesu to maximize Kojima's luck.
Kojima's lucky color is red.
If you wear red all over your body, you have a chance to win the 10-yen prize.
I'll do my best in this costume.
There was an ultimate technique to win the rock-paper- scissors tournament.
It's a sexy rock-paper-scissors that will captivate the viewer and increase their luck.
You will do it, right?
I won't do it.
You won't do it?
I can't do it because of the atmosphere.
Kojima is good at sexy rock-paper-scissors.
I can't do it.
Please recommend a song to everyone.
I'm sorry.
Please.
I can't do it.
If you want, you can do it.
I can't do it.
I'll do it.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
No.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
No.
I'm really tired.
I thought you had a chance.
I'll do it.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
This is not sexy. This is the worst rock-paper- scissors.
Kojima, please do a sexy rock-paper-scissors.
I'll do it.
Will Kojima do a sexy rock-paper-scissors?
The player is entering.
Kojima Haruna belongs to Team A.
Kojima Haruna.
What was that?
Let's check it from another angle.
This is a sexy rock-paper-scissors.
You did it.
When 11,000 people came in, he did a wonderful sexy rock-paper-scissors.
As a result.
Rock-paper-scissors.
He won three consecutive wins in a row.
He advanced to the best four.
And the final battle.
Ready.
Rock-paper-scissors.
He won.
As a result, he won the third place.
I was really surprised.
I didn't think I could come this far in AKB48.
However.
We aimed for the center position.
Why couldn't he win?
Red dress.
Red hair.
Red shoes.
By the way, you said you liked all the red.
How about the underwear?
The underwear is plain.
I'm sorry.
Kojima's underwear was plain.
What are you doing?
Really?
You could have won the first place.
You didn't play sexy rock-paper-scissors.
You didn't make me angry.
Why did you come here?
I had to put my underwear in the green frame.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't show anything on the video.
I couldn't do it.
We didn't have enough research.
But you were amazing.
When I wore a red dress, I felt powerful.
I could win all the games.
I didn't feel like losing.
I lost.
What was your rank?
16th.
You won.
Thank you.
You wore red underwear.
It was plain.
The next question is.
AKB48 doesn't make new songs?
No.
They are already completed.
AKB48.
You did a good job.
AKB48 is a gay idol who can be seen in Shinjuku.
AKB debuted with the first single, I Wanted to Cry.
AKB released a new song without knowing that the momentum would last.
The quality is still low.
The second single is a gay version of I Wanted to Cry.
What is the size of a samurai?
AKB sang a sad gay song that seduced President Wariyoshi.
AKB released a new song with a lot of gay fans.
AKB will release the latest song tonight.
What is the theme of this time?
What is it?
Ponytail and Shushu.
The touching song that sang the sadness of living as a gay and the strong bond with the second friend is completed.
Please listen to it.
Ponytail and Shushu gay version.
Pony size and tissue.
The title is the worst.
AKB48 is a gay idol who can be seen in Shinjuku.
Amazing.
I was surprised at first.
Amazing.
It's similar.
I'm going to get angry.
This is amazing.
I was on a date with him the other day.
That's true.
That's amazing.
I hate it.
I don't know.
It's disgusting.
I'm sure you're watching.
Please stop.
Stop it.
Kojima?
It's cute.
How did you get here?
It's cute.
How did you get here?
I'm getting angry.
I don't know.
The first time I saw it, I was surprised.
I was surprised at first.
It's huge.
It's cute.
I'm getting angry.
When Kei gets on the train,
the seats around her start to get bored.
Just cycling.
She's not even asking about the room.
We don't hate each other on the train.
We are always happy on the way.
We can't be together.
We remember each other when we meet.
Wow!
Amazing!
This is really amazing, Akeboshi-san.
I can't tell the difference.
There are some parts I don't understand.
Kojima-san, you definitely became that person.
What's with Akeboshi-chan?
Everyone's like, you know, they're all so cute.
I'm getting jealous.
Who is Punk Machida-san?
Punk Machida-san is an animal expert.
He used to help AKB48 to increase animal fans.
But in that video...
Aaaaaaah!
The noisy students were screaming.
But the real Punk Machida-san was never revealed.
So this time, the mystery...
A.
K.
B.
Researcher.
The researchers are looking for him.
They visited a pet shop in Shinkoiwa, where they used to work.
They met animals and met again at a memorable place.
Punk-san's warm welcome and the insects he's feeding are...
...cute, round-the-curtain larvae.
Giant mealworm-chan, after a week.
Why is Punk-san so familiar with animals?
He learned about the life of wild animals and ran an animal training facility.
He trains all kinds of animals, including dogs and
So cute!
And he spent a day with Punk-san and felt his wonderful humanity.
Machida Hidefumi-san, 42 years old, was born in Nakano, Tokyo.
His wife is Kimi-san.
He met her at a pet shop seven years ago.
He's looking for a student.
Punk-san is a very curious person.
He's known as the animal-lover.
Speaking of animals, this time, we have a presenter, Rina-chan.
She's a commercial model for Mother Farm.
This is it!
She's dressed up as a cow and dances.
I wonder if she's a real cow.
If she's a real cow, she could kiss a cow.
She could kiss a cow.
She loves cows.
Then, could you do it?
Can you do it?
Please welcome Machida-san!
I don't see a cow.
There's a box over there.
A cow?
There's a cow in there.
A cow?
Mother Farm?
Mother...
A kiss with a cow you love.
What a peaceful republic.
Actually, the other day, the greatest crisis has come.
A hero has risen to protect the peace and order of the republic.
Hello, I'm Haruno Kojima, the leader of the Kyokoku Knights.
The leader of the Kyokoku Knights, Koji Haru-chan, will face the strongest opponent.
Please!
Who?
Who are you?
A warrior with a body wrapped around his armor.
Who are you?
I'm from the land of the dead. I'm the stopper of fire, the Muraiger.
What's with this strange feeling?
The battle for peace in the republic begins with a 50m race.
This is so much fun!
The leader of the Knights vs. the stopper of fire, the samurai.
The battle of justice begins shortly.
Get ready.
Ready.
You're fast!
Why?
You're not fast at all!
Why?
You're fast!
You're cute!
You're making me nervous!
Why?
You did it!
Why?
You're heavy!
You're not cute at all!
The winner is the warrior.
The leader of the Knights loses his sword.
The final battle is the balloon-cutting match.
The one who breaks the three balloons on his butt and shoulders first wins.
The leader of the Knights of the Republic, Koji Haru- chan, is the last.
The samurai of the stopper of fire, Kuramochi, will fight with two swords.
Let's fight!
Stop it!
It's fun.
Will the two swords win?
The samurai gets one.
Stop it!
The leader of the Knights loses his second sword.
The rest is the butt.
The samurai is cute.
The match begins.
Stop it!
You're strong!
The samurai wins the battle.
I lost.
But the friendship between the two men has been strengthened.
The crisis of the Republic has been avoided.
Thank you for waiting.
The mother ranch image girl, Rina Chika, kisses her favorite cow.
There's a cow in there, so open it.
There's a cow in there.
Really?
Mother...
It's a cow frog.
The back is the back.
The back.
But you have to turn it over.
Just turn it over.
Can I hold it?
Here we go.
Can I hold it?
Ariyoshi AKB48 Amoeba Pig.
The three colors of the fluffy vest designed by Rumi Yonezawa are on sale.
Furthermore,
It's being delivered to Kojima Haruna's flash town.
The first lady is cute at noon and the queen of dresses is dramatic at night.
We're looking forward to seeing you.
Can I hold it?
Here we go.
What?
Can I hold it?
Amazing!
I'm sorry.
Kojima-san.
Kojima-san, the third place.
Kojima-san, you can do it.
I'm sorry.
First of all, I want to touch it.
Touch it.
How is it?
No?
You're punished.
You can't kiss it.
It's punishment time.
Well, you're moving on Thursday next week.
So, you'll do the announcement with this cow.
What?
Hold the cow like this.
Bring the cow to the center.
This one.
Ariyoshi AKB48's Mokuyo Shinya at 055.
The president is...
The cow is here.
It's not funny at all.
You idiot!
I have to hold it.
Let's go!
Ariyoshi AKB48's Mokuyo Shinya at 055.
Everyone, watch it.
The president is...
The cow is here.
OK!
See you on Thursday.
Good bye.
You heard it, didn't you?
I didn't hear it.
You'll be bitten by a snake after the commercial.