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This time on Nemo TV, we will be showing you the new project that was held at the national handshake event.
World's Most Useless Class, Part 2
This project is where the members become teachers and discuss their favorite knowledge.
What kind of class will be held tonight?
When the summer comes, the school will remember.
A school that is so crazy that it can't be left out for the sake of the national idols.
AKB48 Nemoros TV Season 19
Now, the first teacher is...
Hello everyone, I'm Miki Ishino. Nice to meet you.
Miki Ishino
Miki Ishino will be talking about the Shabu Shabu vegetables at the restaurant.
I often go to the Shabu Shabu chain restaurant.
I go there about twice a week.
Today, I will be studying about the vegetables.
I go there with the members.
I go with Ayaka Okada, Mitsuki Maeda, Nana Okada, and Mako Kojima.
I eat a lot.
What is the secret to winning at the restaurant?
I can choose the soup stock for the vegetables.
Like this.
Two! Sorry, seven.
I can choose two soup stock.
I always choose soy milk.
The reason is that soy milk is good for the body and the skin.
For example, if you eat cheese with Shabu Shabu, it will be a little spicy.
If you eat it with curry, it will be curry-flavored cheese.
But if you eat soy milk, the taste will be the same.
So you can enjoy the taste of the ingredients as they are.
Who will be the winner of the vegetables?
Veggie potato!
I love it so much.
I like to eat five pieces of it.
Sorry, Mako.
This is the veggie potato.
I always eat sweet potatoes.
It's best to eat with soy milk.
Nana Okada likes chestnuts.
Oh, was it pumpkin?
It's pumpkin!
Nana Okada likes pumpkin.
I like sweet potatoes.
Let's move on.
The second place is...
Cheese Shabu Shabu!
I wrote it in yellow. Sorry.
Of course, it's delicious to eat only cheese.
But if you wrap the cheese with chicken Shabu Shabu, it's the best!
This is the best!
Everyone, please try it.
The first place is...
The center of vegetables is...
Mushroom!
The reason why I like mushrooms is because of vegetables.
There are many types of mushrooms.
There are seven types of mushrooms.
They all taste different and have different textures.
It's delicious to eat mushrooms with cheese.
I'm done talking about mushrooms.
What I want to convey to vegetables is...
I think it's best to be able to eat with your loved ones and enjoy your meal.
And...
Please read the commercial for vegetables in the west.
Let's hear what the audience thinks.
If the sales of vegetables go up, it will be thanks to my class.
I'm looking forward to the commercial.
Next is Ms. Kano.
I'm the class teacher who will be in charge of your class from today.
I'm sexy teacher Mariko Nakamura.
Nice to meet you.
Ms. Nakamura, who is familiar with the class, will talk about the morning of various shops.
I think everyone eats breakfast every day.
I want to make it a little more luxurious.
I like to eat breakfast.
I've already said it.
I like to eat breakfast.
I studied it from there.
Please tell me how to use the family restaurant.
This time, I'm thinking about an orthodox breakfast set that exists in every family restaurant.
Toast and fried egg.
I'm thinking about scrambled eggs.
First of all, let's introduce the best family restaurant with cost performance.
As you all know, it's a gas stove.
There are many shops in Tokyo.
I think it's easy for salaried people to use breakfast.
And the only family restaurant I'm going to introduce this time is a soup bar.
And the toast is the best.
Everyone is listening to me seriously.
Thank you very much.
This is a little different because it's a Nakamura Mariko survey.
The thickness is about 3 cm.
The vertical is about 12 cm.
The horizontal is 11 cm.
It's a toast with a bread.
The next family restaurant I'm going to introduce is this.
This is a Jonah's.
This store has more drink bars than gas stoves.
And the bread is a choice.
It's a mountain-shaped toast.
Or rice flour and lime bread.
This rice flour bread is very chewy and delicious.
The last family restaurant I'm going to introduce is Royal Host.
I feel like I'm being praised.
Thank you very much.
This toast is sliced thinly.
It's crispy and crispy.
On the contrary, this is also delicious.
This sliced toast is actually 80 yen plus.
You can change it to English muffin.
This is amazing.
And Royal Host has a lot of scrambled eggs.
There are salmon and onions and other ingredients.
This is amazing.
I will introduce the last family restaurant.
This is a no-moring and no-life family restaurant.
Morning is very important.
I want everyone to eat morning.
That's why I chose this no- moring and no-life family restaurant.
I was a little bit of a loser.
It seems that she did her best.
I was quite nervous.
But I think I was able to convey the goodness of family restaurant.
I think I was able to convey the goodness without worrying about the laughter.
I hope I can get more familiar with this and increase the number of family restaurant jobs.
The next teacher is...
Good morning, everyone.
The observation report of a creature called Watanabe Miyuki.
It's a tough title.
Do you like Miyuki?
I love her, too.
I want to know more about her.
But there are many mysteries about the creature called Watanabe Miyuki.
First of all, the basic information about Miyuki.
This is a picture of her.
This is her face.
She has a very thin face.
She always has a grinning face.
There are three moles on the right knee.
She hates this.
She says, I'm embarrassed, so please look at me.
Her habit of saying is...
She says, I don't like it.
Has anyone ever contacted her?
She doesn't say, I don't like it.
Please make a strange face.
I don't like it.
She is getting closer to her habit.
This is her underwear store.
Do you know this?
Can you show it to me at a handshake event?
No, you can't.
We often change clothes together before the performance in the costume room.
At that time, she says, Maachan, look at me.
How do you feel?
She has a T-shirt on her back.
What do you think?
What should I do?
That's right.
This is important.
What should I do after seeing this?
If I fail once and act like I failed, I'll be very embarrassed.
If you see this, you'll be surprised.
What is that?
I want to wear it too.
If I don't wear it, I'll be embarrassed.
I'll be depressed.
I don't care if it's a man.
I want to wear that bra.
The teacher found a way to make her feel better.
What do you like?
Muscles?
She has two-dimensional muscles.
She has a habit of saying, Walkey.
So when you meet Walkey, you can show your muscles.
You can tell him, that's cool.
You can touch him.
If you want to be nice to her, do some muscle training.
Good luck.
She's very motivated.
She's a bit fat.
You can get muscles after you slim down.
I'll get muscles after I slim down.
But I think she likes thin macho guys.
I'm trying to be muscular too.
Let's do our best together.
What did you think of the class?
I thought I knew a lot about her.
It's hard to be a teacher.
I think teaching is a difficult job.
I know it, but I don't know anyone else.
Who's the next teacher?
The next teacher is...
I just went to do some research.
I'm going to do a reflection of today's research.
Ready?
Answer!
Yes!
Ms. Iwata is teaching about her favorite Attack on Titan.
But there's a problem.
I know this Attack on Titan in 5 minutes.
What?
Sorry, I got it wrong.
I want you to listen to me.
First, explain what Attack on Titan is.
The human race that created the half-moon was suddenly faced with an attack on Titan.
Ta-da!
Thank you.
Ms. Iwata is so excited that she's going to tell the story in her own words.
But I'm going to destroy you too!
This is what Eren, who was robbed of his mother, said to the Titan.
It was a word full of anger and hatred.
It's hot.
Next, I'll introduce the main character.
It's going to start suddenly, so please be prepared.
I hope you think it's a line from your heart when I do this.
Eren is desperately saying that he can't beat the Titan unless he uses the power he has.
No!
No, it's not.
But you're trying to make a story with only good promises.
You've never met a Titan before. What are you so afraid of?
Is it bad? I'd better stop.
No, I'll tell you everything I think.
What are you going to do if you don't fight with the power you have?
If you're afraid to fight to live, please lend me your power.
You bastard!
Just shut up and give it all to me!
That's the scene.
I've been a little bit scared by the attack. Is it okay?
There are many scenes like this with the Attack on Titan.
Please watch Attack on Titan.
That's all for the lesson from Iwataka.
Is it a lesson?
I've been preparing for today.
I drew pictures and script.
I was very nervous, but I'm glad.
I thought it would be nice if I could convey my love for Attack on Titan.
I'm Izutarina from AKB48. Thank you.
Izutarina is a very strict teacher.
She teaches how to get on a train.
There are many people on the train.
I learned a lot about the human being.
I think trains show your personality in both good and bad ways.
I'd like to show you that today.
What is the manner that Izutarina wants to convey?
I'm very strict with the train manners.
There are many stairs that go to the right and left.
When I walk on the right side, there are people who come up from the right side.
I'm very angry about that.
But I can't be careful.
What is the method of caution?
People who come up from the right side are wrong.
I'm not wrong.
I walk like this and show my aura.
I need an idol's aura.
I try to make the train look good.
What is the method of caution for people who sit with their legs spread out?
I spread my legs and come up.
I come up and sit very narrowly.
I say in a low voice.
Then I give a big applause.
Then there are people who close their legs.
What do you do if you leave your luggage?
I put my luggage here.
I can't sit if I move my luggage.
I move my luggage.
Then the person who is looking at me can't move his luggage.
Then I move my luggage.
Then I can sit.
I think it's better to say that.
I'm teaching him manners in a mean way.
I'm smart.
What is the answer of the self-proclaimed smart IZUTA?
I didn't mean to make him laugh.
He laughed and made me feel happy.
I had a lot of fun.
I'm Shimada.
Next is this teacher.
Hello.
I'm Shimada.
Shimada teacher will teach you the theory of Shimazaki.
Paruru is the king of salt.
I've never been to a handshake party.
Why don't you go?
It's hard to go even though it's so cute.
I thought there were a lot of people like that.
I wanted you to take Paruru's hair removal.
That's why I decided to teach you this class.
How to get Paruru to remove hair.
First, I remove hair from dogs and children.
So when you go to a handshake party,
First, talk about dogs and children.
Not about yourself.
Actually, I'm buying a miniature Ducks.
If you say, what's your name?
Paruru's favorite type is unexpectedly.
I like Paruru's easy-to-treat type.
The person who is easy to play with Paruru is the easiest to get a hair removal.
When you go to a handshake party,
Please go with a character that can be played with.
Please line up with a strong heart.
If you're a person who's been hit by a salt, please go again and like Paruru.
I was going to go with the words I said before the handshake.
Paruru sneezed there by chance.
Bad timing.
So I thought it was a great salt.
I thought it was a salt.
I think it's cute.
Paruru sneezes and thinks it's cute.
It's 10 degrees when it comes to here.
I've been trying to go since then.
It's a little traumatic.
But I'm going to take this class and go again.
I'm glad.
What is this?
I'm contributing to Paruru's handshake sale.
Not my own.
This time, let's have Paruru discuss the Shimada's theory of trade.
I can't hold on for five minutes.
It's annoying.
Next, the one who's going to make a speech is...
Ms. Nakanishi will talk about the world of blind people.
I love blind people.
It's like a blind fetish.
Does anyone know?
No.
So today, after this class,
I thought it might be fun for you to think that I like blind people.
What is your favorite blind person?
Matomaru.
Do you know him?
He's here.
This is Matomaru.
He's so cute.
I really like him.
He's square, but he's an eraser.
If you do this, the shape changes.
Then it gradually becomes the shape you like.
Do you know?
You don't know.
The second place is known to everyone.
A dice.
Do you know a dice?
I love playing with dice.
When I was a kid, I played with my friends.
You roll it like this.
After everyone rolls it, you leave it alone.
You do this.
I've been playing with dice all this time.
I touch it like this.
I unconsciously realized that I had a dice.
The first place is known to everyone.
iPhone 4S.
He's kind.
He's heavy, thick, and cute.
And his corners are a little round.
He's kind to humans.
He doesn't hurt anyone.
I love his cute corners.
He's the number one in the iPhone 4S.
I won't stand up.
He even shows his hateful corners.
It's called a triangle.
It's a square.
This is a square.
Look.
Triangle.
It's a square from a distance.
I hate it.
Do you know why?
For example,
I'm told to hold a square.
Yes.
It hurts.
It was a deep lesson.
I thought I had a lot of time.
I thought I didn't have enough time.
I was surprised when I talked about this square.
How much did you get?
I think I got about 110 percent.
The most useless lesson in the world held at the national handshake event.
How was it, viewers?
What?
You want to hear more?
If you're so greedy, please come to the handshake event next time.
See you later.
Next time on Nemo TV.
Please look forward to it.
It's time for the gift quiz.
Here's the quiz.
Who is the member who reproduced the one scene of a manga?
It's the one who was cosplaying the character.
The deadline is 6 p.m. on September 8th.
The winner will receive a special T-shirt from the winner.
The teacher is really good.
Team 8 has returned.
This time, the first day of the performance they wanted to see.
The selection of the members.
The first day of the performance.
Who will be selected from the limited 16?
Don't miss it.