AISubs v3.5
(A few days later)
Here you go, grandpa. It's your birthday cake.
Grandpa, I hope you live a long life.
Thank you.
By the way, grandpa, how old are you?
I'm 100 years old.
What?
Like this, this family reacts to even a little thing.
What's up?
Today is your birthday, isn't it?
How old do you think you are?
How old?
Over 100 years old.
What?
Well, well.
It's your birthday, isn't it?
Let's start.
One, two...
Happy birthday!
Grandpa is surprised.
Really?
Hey!
Grandpa can't move.
Are you kidding me?
Grandpa? Grandpa?
No! Grandpa!
Hurry up!
Yes!
Hello?
No! Grandpa! Grandpa!
Yes, yes.
Don't scare me like that!
Grandpa is really energetic.
Grandpa, show me how you do it.
Grandpa?
That's weird!
He can't be this popular!
Answer me, grandpa!
No! I didn't mean it like that!
Delicious!
He's so popular!
Are you... are you okay?
Are you...
Grandpa!
Grandpa, don't scare me like that!
Even if you scare me like that, everyone's face is stuck in the cake!
Grandpa, you're okay, right?
I'm not okay at all! My face is twitching!
Well, the cake is enough.
Mom, bring me some fruits.
Yes, yes!
(laughter)
Here you go, Grandpa, your favorite banana!
Grandpa, Grandpa, I'll peel it for you, okay?
You're so kind!
You're such a good boy!
Here you go, Grandpa!
Is it good, Grandpa?
Huh? Grandpa?
Huh? Grandpa, what's wrong?
Are you surprised because it's so good?
My throat... My throat...
Your throat is clogged, isn't it?
Mom, water!
Yes, yes!
My throat... My throat...
Mom, hurry up!
My throat...
My throat is clogged!
I want to go to Yunojiman!
(laughter)
Hey!
(laughter)
I...
I'll...
I'll go first!
(laughter)
Go!
(explosion)
(laughter)
(explosion)
I was so surprised!
I was so surprised! I ran out of the house!
Excuse me! Hello, hello!
Hello!
Thank you very much!
Hello!
No, no!
Oh, thank you!
No, no!
Hello, grandpa!
I'm here for a checkup!
Grandpa?
Are you okay?
I'm not gonna die!
I'm still alive!
Uh...
(clang)
Uh...
It seems like the girl's story ended halfway.
I'll... I'll go too!
That's enough!
Huh? Are you okay?
That's five of you!
[Official Voice Actors Channel]
GaryTV Presents...
ATB 48 Carns!
Nobody Goes That Far!
This might not work anymore...
Honey, don't say things like that!
Don't say things like that!
That's right!
I'll call everyone...
Dad, don't leave me behind!
Everyone...
Take care...
What's wrong?
I'm going to die, Dad...
Don't you have anything nice to say?
I'm lonely...
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Cyclotalkman!
This man suddenly appeared.
He is Cyclotalkman!
Now, let's listen to his explanation of why he came here.
When someone close to you is looking at you, you want to say your feelings to them in the end.
But when you do, you can't say anything, right?
But!
If you use a dice, you can say how you feel!
If you follow the dice's theme, you can say what you don't usually say.
Let's go with that Cyclotalk!
Let's go!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Our guests are dad and mom, son and daughter!
Yay!
Yes!
Today's sweets are these!
Bananas and oranges!
They are a perfect combination for a visit!
So, what's in today's dice?
Ta-dah!
Talk about only this!
Talk about being pathetic!
Talk about things you don't want to say!
Talk about "actually, I'm not good at all"!
Talk about my weak points!
Today's lucky eyes!
If you get lucky eyes, you'll get an ATB genius set!
Yes, that's right!
So, let's start with our daughter for today!
One, two!
What will she say? What will she say?
She said it!
"Actually, I'm not good at all"!
In short, "actually, I'm not good at all"!
"Actually, I'm not good at all"!
Yes, yes!
Now, daughter's "actually, I'm not good at all" story!
Um...
Actually...
I...
I'm in debt!
What?!
What caused you to be in debt?
I'm addicted to host clubs...
You...
Dad...
Can you give me all of your assets?
I just need you to write me a will...
I see!
She's in debt!
To be precise...
I want you to write me a will, so don't die!
That's what she said...
You!
Now...
With that shocking answer...
I'll change my clothes!
Next...
Brother's!
Here we go!
One, two...
What will she say?
She said it!
"Kokodake no hanashi"!
In reverse! "Kokobana"!
"Kokobana" it is! "Kokobana" it is!
"Kokodake no hanashi"!
I...
I'm your older sister!
What a shocking confession!
You did it! I wanted to modify my body!
I suddenly became an old woman!
I want to be reborn as a new me!
Please! Give me all your legacy!
Aren't you sad that I died?
Even my husband was after my legacy!
Anyway, I'm Sekiga!
Lastly, I'm your mother!
Let's go! One, two...
What will come out? What will come out?
It came out!
"If possible, I don't want to say it"!
In other words, "it came out"!
It came out!
That's great! It came out! It came out!
"If possible, I don't want to say it", but...
I thought of remarrying you if you died!
Is there a dead man?
If possible, I don't want to say it
It's too deep of a story to hear before you die!
So?
So, as a wedding gift for that person...
I want your legacy! Please give me your blessing!
Aren't you sad that I died?
So, what do you think?
We're sorry!
It seems like you're wrong!
So...
After listening to each of your feelings one last time...
So, father! What will you do about this story?
If it's hard for you to say, I'll roll the dice.
Let's go!
Father, go ahead.
One, two!
What will come out? What will come out?
It came out!
"If possible, I don't want to say it" part 2!
So, father, is there anything you don't want to say?
I have a huge gambling debt.
30 million yen.
I've always wanted to say it, but I don't have time.
Debt.
I'm counting on you.
Really?!
She said what she wanted to say at the time of parting.
With this, there will be no regrets for each other!
So, until next time, let's meet again!
Bye-bye!
See you again!
A long time ago, their attempt to invade Earth ended in failure.
The second generation of Hoop aliens, who accepted their will,
once again raised their goal of invading Earth.
However, they had one drawback.
That is, if Hoop stops, they will faint.
For that reason, they train every day.
We are the second generation of Hoop aliens!
We will do our best so that we won't become the cause of death for our ancestors!
We will do our best!
Today's topic is "mikan hawk catch"!
- Alright, let's go! - Let's go!
- Let's go, Fura! - Let's walk!
- Ami! - I'll go first! - Yeah!
- Fura, please!
- Aki! - I'm scared!
- Aki! - One, two...
- What are you doing, Fura?! - One, two...
- I'm fat! - Let's go, Fura!
- What's going on?!
- I can't walk!
- Am I doing this alone?
- One, two...
- I can't do it!
- I can't do it, Fura!
- I can't do it!
- One, two...
- I can't do it!
- I can't do it, Fura!
- Congratulations, Hoop aliens!
- By doing this, you were able to take the first step towards invading Earth!
- Please look forward to the future activities of Hoop aliens!
- Please look forward to it!
- In this corner...
- In AKB48's dressing room...
- An unmanned camera will be set up...
- And the members will do whatever they want.
- Then, I will now...
- Um...
- Ah, what should I do? Should I not do it?
I'd like to draw a love child.
I don't know if it'll be used, but I'll try drawing it.
Okay, it's complete!
Ta-dah!
What do you think?
What does it look like?
It's a black swan.
Well, it looks like this.
Hey, what do you mean by breaking up?
I've decided. I don't like you anymore.
No way...
I'm sorry, but I've decided.
Wait a minute, it's too sudden.
Why? Think about it again.
Anyway, I've decided.
Wait for me. Listen to me.
The time I spent with you is my treasure.
Yes, it all started at a cafe I worked at.
The first time I saw you...
And then...
I went to your cafe every day.
And then I had the courage to confess my love to you.
When you said yes, I was the happiest in my life.
And then we've been in love for a long time.
That's what I thought, but...
That's just what you say.
The other day, I saw you walking with a woman.
You're cheating, aren't you?
You looked like you were really close.
I thought you would love me, but you were cheating.
I was shocked and couldn't even eat.
Wait a minute.
That's a misunderstanding.
Because...
She's my sister!
What?
My sister graduated high school and moved here, so we decided to live alone.
You said your sister would come soon, didn't you?
That's right.
That's right! So don't say goodbye!
Yeah, I'm sorry I misunderstood you.
Maria!
Amio!
Maria!
Yeah?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Hey you!
You've been annoying me for a while now!
This segment, the AKB48 dressing room sets up an unmanned camera and the members do whatever they want.
I'm Natori Wakana's gloss!
No!
You're the worst!
Stop it!
No!
Let's play with this.
It's been 3 months since Sukesankaku-san left.
That's right.
You look like you're getting motivated.
Have you found anything in return?
Actually, we auditioned for a new Sukesankaku-san the other day.
Among the 5,000 applicants, one will pass today.
Is that so?
Oh, it looks like he's just arrived.
Good morning.
I'm Nago, and I'll be playing Sukesankaku-san.
I'm Kato, and I'll be playing Sukesankaku-san.
I'm counting on you.
These are the applicants.
Wow, they're real!
Wow!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?
I met a real one, so I'll give you a blog.
What are you talking about?
You can't just take it without asking!
Oh, is that so? I'm sorry.
Anyway, I'm counting on you.
Okay.
I'll explain the flow of things.
We will now walk as travelers.
There will be girls who will be chased by someone.
There will also be bad guys.
You will fight there.
If you defeat them to some extent,
the applicants will stop you.
Then you will do the "can't you see where this gate is?" thing.
The bad guys will knock you down and you'll be dead.
Is that okay?
Yes.
As long as you don't make a mistake at the right time, it's okay.
I understand.
It's about time for the bad guys to show up, so I'll stay around here.
I'll be watching from behind the door.
I'm sorry! Please help me!
You're amazing!
Okay, bye.
Hey! Stop it! You're too much!
Too fast! Too fast! Too fast! Too fast!
It's too fast! That's what bad guys do!
I'm sorry.
Got it? I'm counting on you.
I'm sorry.
Okay, one more time.
Oh! There she is! Hey! There she is!
There she is!
Please help me!
She's really here.
Who are you to talk to me like that?
Give me that girl! Give me that girl!
Otherwise, I'll kill you! Otherwise, I'll kill you!
I won't let you do that.
Suke-san! Kaku-san! Do it!
Do it!
Oh, no!
She's leaving!
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
No, you look so small in person.
But you were taking pictures!
I'm sorry. I'm a blogger.
That's why you can't do it.
You can't do it.
Anyway, close this and do it.
You guys, be prepared!
Mr. Kaku!
It's nice and smooth, isn't it?
Mr. Kaku!
It's nice and smooth, isn't it?
I got it.
What are you up to?
Don't mess with me! Don't mess with me!
Huh? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Can you show me?
It's a fake!
What does this mean?
Actually, in order to move to Edo, we spent all of our savings.
And we sold the real thing at the Edo auction.
What? What does this mean?
We can't get rid of bad guys like this.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
I'll make you pay for this!
Wait!
You don't have to worry about us.
Huh?
Can you see this?
Huh?
It's worth it!
What did you miss?
This is Director So's picture!
Well, Director So's tricks are awesome!
Iwata Karen's "How to American Me" Joke
In this segment, Iwata Karen will deliver a deep and pleasant American-style joke.
Once upon a time, there was a doctor who could arrange a line of patients.
Even if you had surgery, you would still lose patients.
For some reason, patients couldn't stand it.
Why do you need a doctor who can't stand it?
When they asked me that, everyone said,
We're going to have you operate on your wife!
I've been saying this line of joke a lot since I got home.
We're going to have you operate on your wife!
Wait, say it one more time.
My sister is so funny!
She's so funny!
We're going to do a quiz about something familiar to you, but you don't know what it is.
Yay!
I'm going to make something familiar to you pass through this gap.
Guess what it is.
Here we go.
By the way, this is the last episode.
One, two...
Oh, no.
Oh, no, oh, no.
What do you think?
Did you get it?
Are you going to do it again?
This is the last one, so I'll do it carefully.
One, two...
Okay!
Then, I will announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Yes!
It was a water pipe rubber-wrapped kelep!
This one, this one. It's a little small, but it's this one.
This is a home-made water pipe, so even if you tighten the handle,
it is a rubber-wrapped kelep that you can use when water leaks from the tip of the faucet.
Even if you twist the faucet, when water comes out, it is usually when this kelep is working.
"Working" means "rubbing" and "reducing" in Japanese.
There are a lot of them!
Bye-bye!
IT Operations Manager, Sky-C Client Viewer!
Operation is complete!