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Who is it?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Tsukamatsu.
Tsukamatsu.
Yes, what is it?
Please make me your apprentice.
Yes.
These three are childhood friends since elementary school.
The apprentices longed for that island and moved from the countryside.
Excuse me, but I don't have any apprentices or anything like that.
You came in here quite often, didn't you?
Couldn't you stop me at the reception desk?
I said you were my island's apprentice.
I said it.
I'll say it tomorrow!
What do you mean "tomorrow"?
You can't do that.
I don't take apprentices or anything like that.
Go home.
No.
I won't go home until you make me your apprentice!
I won't go home!
No way.
She longs for Kojima-san and wants to be like Kojima- san, so she makes fun of Kojima-san.
I'm not like that!
You've never seen me like that, have you?
Anyway, please accept us as your apprentices!
No, no, no, I can't.
Hey, bad apprentice, go home.
I don't have time.
I'm sorry.
I'll make you my apprentice.
What do you want me to do?
Master hit me in the butt!
It hasn't changed!
I'm your apprentice, so bear with me!
I'm not your apprentice, so don't say "yes"!
I'm not touching you!
I'm not your apprentice, okay?
Go home.
Yes!
Excuse me!
I'm here to interview for a magazine.
My name is Takeuchi, and I'm in second year of middle school.
Ah, I'll open it now!
Yes!
Ah, I'll interview you now.
I'm sorry, but go home.
No!
It's not "no."
Make me your apprentice!
Apprentices don't take apprentices.
What are you looking at?
I'll tell the magazine people. Kojima-san caught me red-handed.
Cut it out! You'll get caught!
For now, we'll stay here until the magazine coverage is over.
After that, can we talk for a bit?
We'll talk later. Just be quiet.
- Yes! - Got it? Just watch quietly.
What's with you?
Yes, please come in!
- Excuse me. - Oh, hello.
My name is Takeuchi, also from "Weekly Nisoko".
- I'm Kojima of the magazine. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Those people are...
- I'm Kojima's first apprentice! - I'm Kojima's second apprentice!
I'm Kojima's third apprentice!
- So you have three apprentices. - Huh?
I'll tell the magazine people. Kojima-san caught me red-handed.
I'm a pig.
That's amazing!
Here's a picture.
- You don't have to take a picture. - Please take one.
You only took a picture of your apprentice.
Take one more.
- No, I won't! - No, you won't.
- Can I ask you some questions? - Yes, please.
Thank you.
First question is...
- Kojima-san, I think you're best at slipping. - I'm not slipping!
I've never slipped before.
- You're being rude to a humanist! - I'm not being rude!
I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - You don't have to write it! Stop it! Don't write it now!
Then I'll ask you the next question.
I think your partner, Watabe-san, is very reliable.
- Well... - Do you usually rely on Kojima-san and Watabe-san?
- Well, I guess so... - Are you sure, Watabe-san?!
It's hard for Watabe-san to make a joke by himself!
Even my master can't make a joke by himself!
- Oh, I'm sorry! - I see!
- Master! Please show him! - What should I do?
- Please show him your usual funny joke! - I don't have it! I don't have it!
- You don't have to take it! - Please!
I'll make it simple.
Ko-ji-ma!
- Oh, it's not in the article. - I told you it wasn't in it!
It's slipping! It's slipping!
When I made my debut in "Tamori", it took me a long time to be accepted.
- Our company is said to be the best in "Tamori". - No, it's not.
It's not about that!
If you talk about it, you'll get 30,000 yen! If you make a joke about it, you'll get Shimura-ken!
The next president of Kin-chan is said to be Kojima!
- Is that so?! - I'm sorry!
- You don't have to write it! - Stop it, monster! Don't lick me!
Stop it, you!
I've never been licked by a monster!
Master, I haven't been able to work lately.
I've been off for about a week.
What's wrong with the world?!
It's my fault!
- What do you mean? - I don't know what you're talking about!
You're all monsters! Monsters!
Don't take me for a monster!
GarryTV presents...
A.K.B. 48 Cons!
That's As Far As You Go!
She is a real train attendant.
Her job is to ensure that the train of love is safe and running securely...
and to have the train be used as a place of love.
A.K.B. 48 Cons!
Mogiho-san! I'm so glad you made it in time!
The two men and women appear at the station of love.
Sato, who is brave and confesses to Mogiho, who is leaving...
But there is a shocking truth awaiting them.
Today is my last chance!
I'll be brave and tell you how I feel!
Excuse me!
Who are you?
I'm a love attendant who ensures that love is safe and running securely.
A love attendant?!
Don't interrupt me!
I won't!
You were running just now, weren't you?
Yes.
The love and the train are dangerous, so please stop.
Yes, yes. I understand.
Then I should walk, right?
Thank you for your cooperation this time.
Please wait a moment.
From platform one, the love confession train will depart.
Please stand back and watch this love.
Please.
Sago-chan, what's wrong?
Hey, don't go to Tokyo!
Live here with me!
I'll definitely be a good wife!
No, let's talk over there.
It's fine here!
Sorry, Mogiyo.
I only knew Orange Juice.
Who is this person?
No, someone you don't know.
That's not possible! You just called me "Mogiyo"!
Yes, these three are actually in a love triangle.
Mogiyo, tell them!
That we're dating!
Is that so?
The train is here. Let's go!
Wait a minute!
Here you go, Orange Juice.
Thank you.
Why are you giving it out, you thief cat!
Hey, stop it!
Stop it!
G-b-b-broadcast viewers...
After this, the ugly fight between two women who steal each other's man begins.
It's very dangerous, so please step back and wait until the train leaves.
Today's train leaves with the three of them in mud.
If you don't stop, I'll pour Orange Juice on you!
Orange Juice!
Please be careful on your way home tonight.
Next stop... Chiraba.
Chiraba...
You know you're here since the staff left, right?
I'm sorry.
Let's decide this time!
Okay? This time, it's Daddy!
Don't forget, okay?
Okay!
Please step forward.
Five seconds!
Four, three, two...
Why did you come back?
Daddy...
Maria...
I'm sorry.
Daddy...
These five years...
These two girls...
What kind of memories do you think you've had?
Daddy...
I'm sorry.
Cut!
Kito-kun!
You said "daddy" too much!
I said it again!
I'm sorry!
But this and that...
The script is too good!
I was surprised at Director Takashi's talent, but I said it too much!
Again...
Kito-kun really has a good mouth, doesn't he?
I...
I'm not good at acting yet, but I'm good at being honest.
Everyone!
Can we do it one more time?
Understood.
We'll resume in ten minutes.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Everyone...
It's all my fault.
I'm really sorry!
It's okay.
Everyone has their own problems.
Don't worry about it.
Thank you very much!
I...
I'm not good at acting yet, but...
I'll do my best!
I'll leave my tea here.
Would you like some sweets?
Sweets are good for a tired body!
Here you go!
Thank you!
I baked this this morning!
Did you make this, Kito-kun?
Yes.
I made it less sweet.
I hope you like it.
It's really good!
It's so good! I'm honored that you're so happy about it!
It was worth making it overnight!
Overnight?
Yes. If I was too busy, it would be morning.
I'll make it again tomorrow!
No, no. Children have to sleep.
I'm sorry for making you worry about your health.
Oh, by the way, thank you for your hard work.
Don't mention it!
My mother told me not to say hello to people I'm taking care of.
Will you give me some olive oil?
What?
Will you give me some olive oil?
Of course!
When I was taking care of you, you said you were happy to receive it.
But now, I'm not sure if you'll be happy about it.
I was really worried about you!
You made a good use of it!
Um... you're really thoughtful!
I'm still in the middle of teaching, so it's only natural!
Hey! Don't mess with me!
Hey! You're young, but you're so cheeky!
Hey! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
The actors are showing such wonderful acting!
Can you ruin their efforts with your quarrel?
The shooting didn't go as planned and I know you're angry, but it's a shame.
I've never met such wonderful staff like you two!
The happiness of the actors who are surrounded by wonderful staff and are able to act...
We will never forget it for the rest of our lives!
Now, make up!
And make a good work! Please!
That's right...
I didn't expect Kitao-kun to teach me...
I'm sorry.
Me, too. I'm sorry.
Now, let's resume shooting!
That's right.
With Kitao-kun's active role, the shooting resumed.
Okay! Let's go!
The scene where Iwata jumps out of the house and comes back for the first time in five years.
Take one hundred and twenty-eight!
Ready, start!
She is Ekio of love.
She makes sure that Ekio's love train is safe and safe.
Ekio's job is to make Ekio use Ekio's love train with pleasure.
A man came to Ekio's love train.
His name is Shizuo.
Shizuo used to cut down and remove from this country town,
but he was drunk with the air of the city and came back to this land for the first time in twenty years.
I can't believe I'm back in this city again.
It's embarrassing if someone sees me like this. I'd better go.
Wait a minute!
Who are you?
I'm a love agent who makes love safe and reliable.
A love agent?
I'm sorry, but I have to go.
Shizuo!
Why do you know my name?
It's been twenty years, hasn't it?
I said I didn't want to live in a country village like this.
I said I'd go to Tokyo and become a pig.
I ran out of this village and moved up to Tokyo.
I didn't make much effort.
I kept making excuses to myself.
I broke my dream and came back to this village.
You're Shizuo, aren't you?
So what?
It's none of your business, isn't it?
That's right.
But what if there's someone waiting for you?
Where is he?
If it's Dia Street, he should be here by now.
But it looks like the love barrier is disturbed.
Please wait a little longer.
I can't wait.
I'm going.
Wait for me.
Soon, your childhood friend Reina will arrive on Line Two.
It's dangerous, so please step back and wait for me inside the white line.
Reina, a childhood friend of Shizuo's, had feelings for Shizuo.
Shizuo! Welcome back!
What is it? Why did you come back?
You really did come back, didn't you? You haven't changed at all, have you?
I have! I have changed a lot!
A lot of things have changed, haven't they?
Stop it! Don't act like you're so kind!
You're laughing at me, aren't you? You're saying I'm a big girl in your belly and you've come back with a big smile, aren't you?
Damn it! I have to die somehow!
Dad!
Huh?
I want to live! I want to live because of everyone's failure!
Hey, let's do it one more time!
What do you know?!
If you were Shizuo's daughter, you'd know anything!
I'll support you! I'll do my best to support you!
Didn't you say that and get married?
If I had waited for Shizuo's daughter, I would have become such an old lady.
No one will accept me anymore.
Reina, don't tell me you...
I know it's weird for me to say this, but...
...they're still driving a car from 20 years ago.
I see...
I'm sorry, Reina!
In this way, the two of them were connected by deep love.
Today, too, the train carries love.
The love train departs from platform 1.
Next stop...
...happiness...
I know you did it!
Why don't you just say it?!
I know you're saying it's wrong!
Are you still going to wear white?
I'm not wearing white or doing anything!
You're stupid!
Doing anything?!
Don't say it like that.
Take-san...
Even if you say it like that...
...no one will honestly answer you.
At times like this, speak calmly and politely.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Katayama, you were at your girlfriend's house, weren't you?
That's right.
I told you many times, didn't I?
What kind of way of talking is that?
It's terrible!
Shut up!
What did you do at your girlfriend's house?
I told you, I went there to propose to her.
I remember you and your girlfriend were childhood friends, weren't you?
Yes, that's right.
Ever since you were childhood friends, you've had a strong desire to protect her.
And you fell in love with her.
Well, I know how you feel.
Shut up!
What do you know?
You!
Answer me!
And you proposed to her and you were dumped, didn't you?
Yes, that's right!
To be honest, I was shocked.
You were shocked and you ran outside.
I didn't run away, but I couldn't stay there.
In the meantime, who was your girlfriend?
That's what you said, didn't you?
Didn't you want to hear me out?
Stop it!
I just said I went out!
I'm sorry.
Suddenly, this man appeared.
He is "Cyclo-talkman".
Now, let's hear the explanation of why he came here.
There is a common exchange of "you did it", "I didn't do it" between prosecutors and lawyers, isn't it?
But, the result doesn't solve in parallel, does it?
But, if you use "cyclo-talkman", you can confess everything and it will be solved immediately!
If you follow the "talk" theme written in "cyclo- talkman"
you can confess everything and it will be solved immediately!
Let's go to "cyclo-talk"!
Wait for me! Wait for me!
Now, let's go to the stage of "cyclo-talk"!
Let's go to "cyclo-talk"!
Today's guests are "veteran prosecutors", "new prosecutors" and "lawyers"!
So, today's dessert is this!
This is "kinjama akiba soba katsudon" which you know from "triceratops".
Please try it!
Hey, you don't have to record it!
So, what is today's last topic?
Ta-dah!
Actually, I am ____
Just here
Honestly, ____
Now, so sorry
Suddenly remembered
Today's common
So, if you say "common", we will give you "akb existence set"
Suspect, we will tell you as a suspect!
Are you happy?
Yes.
Then, let's start with you, Suspect!
It's a dice!
Let's go!
One, two!
What will come out?
Ta-dah!
Yes, it came out!
Now, so sorry
In short, "gomebana"!
Yes!
gomebana
Yes!
Now, Suspect's "Now, so sorry"
Do you apologize to Suspect?
It's a sin. I have to drink and apologize.
On the day of the incident, a childhood friend of my girlfriend and I were walking in the city.
Then, all of a sudden, she called me from behind.
I looked at her and she was shaking her head in front of me.
I wanted to talk to her, and I went to drink as it was.
Then, my girlfriend confessed that she wanted to do it again.
So, I'm happy to be with you now.
I'm sorry for hiding it from you.
What? I thought you would admit it.
That's why I said I didn't do it.
It's a great development.
With this surprising development, we'll change seats.
Next up is veteran detective.
Please show us your dice.
Here we go.
One, two...
What will you get? What will you get?
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
A "h", a "h"
I got it!
"Butchake", "marumaru na hanashi", or "buchabana"
Here you go.
So, veteran detective, what are you going to confess?
Actually, I don't have any confidence in this case.
What a shocking confession!
I don't know who the culprit is. I'm sorry for doubting you.
Are you kidding me?
Take-san!
The investigation is back on track. What will happen next?
So, it's "beheading"!
(She's singing "beheading")
Lastly, veteran detective with a strong confidence in this case, please go ahead.
So, here we go.
One, two...
(She's singing "beheading")
The story you suddenly remember!
In short, "cubana"!
"Cubana"...
It's a love story, isn't it?
So, there may be a new development.
Veteran detective, do you have a story you suddenly remember?
Actually, I'm the one who did it.
"I did it" means... you're the culprit?
That's right. I'm sorry.
Are you serious, you bastard?!
I'm sorry.
I can't organize my feelings anymore.
I can't talk about it.
Tell me now! I'm recording it.
You can tell me later.
So, let's meet again next time!
Goodbye!
Bye-bye!
She's a love station attendant.
She makes sure that the love train is safe and running.
Her job is to make sure that the station is used as a place for love.
Go out with me.
I can't think of anyone but you.
Let me go. I have someone else I like.
As they say goodbye,
what kind of ending awaits them?
Why her?
Why can't it be me?
I'm telling you, you can't do it.
Think it over.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
The customer is saying she can't do it.
Isn't it dangerous?
It's dangerous, so please don't get on.
Who are you?
I'm a love station staff who drives love safely and surely.
What is that?
She changed trains.
Next to her on the changed train,
another person is already sitting.
I can't sit there, can I?
I'm sorry.
Please buy a new love ticket.
I'm sorry.
From platform one, a train bound for happiness will depart.
The door of love will close. Please be careful of the closing door.
Goodbye.
Damn it!
Dear passengers, please calm down.
Please wait inside the white line until you see your next love.
Can you wait for me?!
There are love that grows and love that falls.
What kind of love will arrive next?
To a new love.
Departure. Advance.
In this corner...
In the dressing room of AKB48...
An unmanned camera will be set up...
And the members will do whatever they like.
Oh!
It's started!
I can't see!
Long time no see!
First time in a while!
Rock, paper, scissors and I'll lose.
Now I've become famous!
Even in the morning, you're dressed up like that, aren't you?
I am, but...
If you don't take it off a little more...
I took it off yesterday, too.
You won't be able to see it.
Isn't it the other way around?
No.
It doesn't exist.
I see.
Then I'll...
Bye bye!
Iwata Karerei - American Joke Samurai
In this corner...
Iwata Karei, who is good at guitar...
Will deliver a pleasant American joke...
With a melody.
The other day, after my 50th wedding anniversary, my wife told me...
Hey, take me somewhere.
When I asked her where she wanted to go...
She said she wanted to go somewhere she'd never been before...
So I took her there right away...
To the kitchen!