AISubs v3.5
I don't like cold weather
Hey, haven't you been cold to me lately?
Huh? No, I haven't.
"Work, work" doesn't interest me at all.
You're the one who puts that work in, right?
That's right, but I only read the script at home.
I'm not happy no matter what I do!
Don't worry about me. I'm an actor.
Take me out to eat something delicious.
Huh? Huh?
It's okay, right?
Okay, okay. I got it, I got it.
Really?
Yeah. What's your schedule after this?
I have one magazine interview.
When that's over, I'll finish all of my work for today.
Then let's go eat something delicious after that.
Yay! I'm so happy!
An interviewer is here.
Why?
Yes!
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me for being so busy.
I'm "Weekly Narisoko" reporter, Takashima.
Hello, I'm an actor, Mogi, Mogio.
Nice to meet you.
This time, we're interviewing celebrities about love.
Mr. Mogio, have you ever been in a big love?
Yes, I have.
Well, it's an old story, but...
Men say that women are more attractive than men, right?
Yes.
Have you ever not been able to forget that woman you were in a big love with?
What?
Have you ever not been able to forget that woman you were in a big love with?
Huh?
What do you mean?
The reporter is asking you.
That's no comment. No comment.
Is that so? Is that so? I'm sorry about that.
No, I can answer you. You can call me as my manager.
Is that so?
I have two ideas. I totally forgot about her.
Is that so?
Yes.
Then can I ask you the next question?
What kind of woman is troublesome for you?
Troublesome woman?
Yes, sometimes.
Even when I'm busy at work,
she sometimes brings me delicious food.
Do you like that kind of woman?
No, I don't. I like that kind of woman a lot.
A lot, a lot.
Wow, you are very generous.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
By the way, Mr. Omogiyo.
Yes, what is it?
Recently, I've been drinking and walking around like every night because of my addiction to cabaret.
What?
Cabaret, cabaret, cabaret, cabaret, cabaret, cabaret.
It seems you have a favorite girl recently.
You said it, didn't you?
Isn't it different?
No, no, no.
By the way, you said it yesterday, didn't you?
What?
Again and again.
I think she said she gave you an expensive diamond ring, so I'm sure of it.
It's over! It's over! It's over!
What is it? It has nothing to do with love.
It's time. No comment. It's over. Please withdraw.
Is it time?
Yes, it's time. Please withdraw.
Can I ask you one last question?
What is it?
Is there a woman you're dating right now?
Well, that kind of question is...
There's no way there is!
What?
Actually, I had a girlfriend until recently.
We just broke up a little while ago.
So that's what it was like. I'm sorry about that, Breina.
Yes, it seems like it.
Who are you?!
Hikari TV presents...
AKB48 Kans - Nani Mo Suko Made?
You were sleeping in class earlier, weren't you?
Yeah, I was. How did you know?
Because you were like this...
What?
You were like this.
That's so embarrassing!
Shut up!
Everyone saw you for a second.
Seriously...
No...
You were making such a loud noise.
Seriously, that's so embarrassing.
Why did you say "bikun"?
Because I was in class, I probably saw a weird meaning with "sensei" or something like that.
How was it?
I don't remember anymore.
By the way...
Can we call that phenomenon "bikun"?
Why not "bikun"?
What do you mean "bikun"?
What are you doing?
Was it like that, sensei?
She knows everything that makes you wonder about your daily life.
Was it like that, sensei?
Today's children's question is...
What is this phenomenon that makes you say "bikun" while you're sleeping?
It looks like it's about to start.
I have to get to my seat quickly.
It is said that if you overdo it during class and your body will be in a bad shape, it is called jerking.
It is easy to get up when you are sleeping in an overdoing posture and you are tired and stressed.
Today's class is over!
I see...
Something familiar that you don't know will go through the gap, but what went through it?
Now, I will let something familiar go through this gap.
Please guess what went through it.
Here we go.
One, two...
How is it?
Shall we do it again?
Here we go again.
One, two...
Here we go.
Did you get it?
No, no, you got it wrong.
This is...
Yes!
Microspartel!
Yes!
This is a very precise measuring spoon used for measuring military drugs such as chemical experiments.
What? You don't know a measuring spoon?
A measuring spoon is a small spoon you use when you take medicine.
You don't know a spoon, do you?
You don't know, do you?
See you!
Hey, you!
What is it?
Didn't you let go of me a little while ago?
When you want to surprise people, you always tell them to do their best, don't you?
Even if you say that, you're just a little kid like me!
It's stupid for you to be serious about something like that.
No matter what, you have to do it seriously!
Otherwise you won't be able to do it.
When that happens, I'll do it properly, so don't worry!
Please, don't fight like that!
Ms. Ume, you're already here?
This person is a living legend of the Kaijin world.
Ms. Ume, 42 years of Kaijin history.
Even if you don't understand me now...
Don't you understand what Nakamura-kun is saying someday?
Is that so?
Hey! Even if you don't know who I am...
You're making me confused.
Your intentions and everything.
That's enough! Don't say things like that!
This person is a living legend of the Kaijin world for 42 years.
Ms. Ume!
Ms. U-U-Ume!
Um...
Legendary...
That's right, it's you, Ume-san!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That's not a big deal!
You still have a future ahead of you, so do your best!
I'll do my best!
Ah, but Ume-san...
Today...
I think you should take it easy...
Huh? Did something happen?
Ume-san...
Today is your last day on earth!
Huh? Is there a low-temperature place on earth?
Of course there is!
How are you feeling?
As you can see...
Are you okay, Ume-san?
I'm pregnant...
I can't move at all...
But well...
If it's okay with you, I'll say it's okay!
I'll do my best!
Yeah!
Ume-san...
It's about time!
Ume-san...
Please don't force yourself, okay?
Yes...
Thank you for your concern!
I'll be going now!
Have a safe trip!
Thank you!
Ume-san, who was holding back her low-temperature position...
After passing through the moving zone...
It's finally the start of her last earth invasion!
What will happen?
Wow! The moment she came out, her personality changed!
This is the legendary monster!
Burn it in your eyes!
Yes!
Her body was supposed to be weak, but where does she get such power from?
She's telling us how monsters live!
Look at her eyes!
What is it?
She's crying!
Fune-san!
Justice Man, ally of justice!
Here!
Hey!
Hey! Stop disturbing earth's peace! Who are you?!
I am Destroy Saint! I will take this planet!
I won't let you!
Eat this! Justice! Justice Man! Justice Man Beam!
Kids, it's okay now.
Thank you, Justice Man!
Go home and rest today.
Come!
Hey! Don't you ever show up on earth again!
Fune-san! Fune-san!
Fune-san! Are you okay?!
Fune-san!
You're shaking too much!
Ouch! Fune-san!
She beat me up so easily!
I'm no good after all...
Fune-san... Take this!
I'll do my best!
No matter what happens, I'll fight with everything I've got...
...so that one day I can become a first-class monster like you, Ume-san!
I'll do my best!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm sure you can do it!
Please do your best with Nakamura-kun...
...right?
Ume... Ume-san!
Ume-san!
Ume-san...
I'll do my best, Ume-san...
Ume-san...
Here...
What is it?
Is this really okay?
I don't know anymore...
Isn't it cold in this area?
Yeah, it's cold...
Is the air conditioner broken?
I don't know...
It's so cold...
Why do humans tremble when it's cold?
Yeah, you're right...
I don't know...
It's really cold...
Really...
It's really cold...
It looks like class is about to start...
We have to go over there quickly!
Today's "Children's Questions" is...
What is a phenomenon that makes you tremble when it's cold?
The reason you tremble when it's cold is because you're creating heat by contracting the muscle called the shoulder blades into small pieces.
This kind of physiological phenomenon is called...
...binding and transportation.
That's all for today's lesson!
I see...
Umeda Ayako and...
Nakamura Mariko and...
As Much As You Worked Hard, You'll Get Your Shack!
I want my shack! I want my shack!
When are you going to stop?
Let's stop now.
In this segment, you'll be challenged and...
...in the meantime, you'll get a big AK-47...
...that you can buy and use to memorize your name!
Let's go!
To get your shack, we're going to work hard!
As Much As You Worked Hard, You'll Get Your Shack!
I'm nervous.
Are you okay?
But you know, when I was in middle school...
...I played ping-pong.
Eh?
On the contrary, is it okay for you to say that when you couldn't do it?
Can you do it?
Will you work hard for your juniors?
Yes.
Alright, I'm ready so I'll take my shoes off.
Alright.
Eh, this is bad. Alright, here I go!
Go!
You haven't hit it yet!
Go!
Please let me hit it one more time!
One more time.
Okay, let's go!
Go!
The ATM of the bank you all know well.
In fact, what kind of people were working at that live show?
Sitting and talking is really tiring! My back hurts!
Oh, if it's like that, let's go to the neighborhood...
What was it again? Um... Akihabara Sekotsuin?
Sekotsuin.
Wow, it looks like it's really popular!
Oh, really? Let's go there right away!
Let's go!
Oh, is it a customer?
It looks like it.
Welcome! Please press the trading button you are using.
Put in the card...
Oh, it looks like this person is putting in a million yen.
Oh, I don't like it when companies put in a lot of money!
Oh, that's right!
Please put in that one! This one!
This one!
Please take care of it.
It's important!
Oh, is that so?
Then, for now, let's go with 100,000 yen!
Oh, no! I spent 100,000 yen!
For now, let's put in 100,000 yen for her.
Please count it for me.
Please count it for me!
Oh, I can't see it!
My eyes are shaking!
I can't see it!
I think 100,000 yen is fine!
100,000 yen!
Here you go!
Thank you very much!
Oh my, I'm so tired!
You're only talking and not doing anything!
I'm already 64 years old!
You're here again.
Yeah.
Today's guest is a grandma, right?
Yeah.
She's always here, right?
Sometimes she comes in and sometimes she leaves.
She's worried about you!
I checked today and it's written in the license.
Yeah, it's written there.
Last month, AKB won 2 million yen.
Before that, AKB also won 1.5 million yen.
It's written there.
Will it be okay?
I'm worried about how much AKB will win.
Welcome!
Please press the transaction button you are using.
Your password is...
San.
Oh, San!
Don't say that!
No! Don't say my password!
It looks like it's 30,000 yen.
To whom?
It looks like "musuko" (son) since it's the same noun.
Oh, I see.
Oh, then will it be okay?
I'll put it here.
Here you go.
Thank you for using it.
Please be careful on your way home.
Grandma, I didn't say anything weird.
Oh, what's with this...
cool kid?
What's wrong with him?
He's on the blacklist!
He's taking money out of his parent's card!
Oh, no!
We have to lock him up!
Here you go.
It's right.
It's right!
Let's pay 10,000 yen, but only 1 yen.
That's a good idea.
Can you do it?
One by one.
It's heavy.
Now I feel better.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
I want to go home now.
Do you want to go to Sekkotsuin?
I want to go to Sekkotsuin.
Have a good day.
Thank you for your hard work.
Ishii-san!
Oh, Ishii-san!
You have a big head.
It looks like you have an old woman inside.
Oh, it's you!
Thank you for your hard work.
Good morning.
Did you go to Sekkotsuin?
Uh-huh.
Are you okay?
Did you catch a cold?
Because it was cold yesterday.
Have you heard about it?
If you go to Antarctica, you won't be cold.
Why is that?
I don't know.
I didn't know about that.
According to the weather forecast, you'll definitely catch a cold there.
But you said you won't be cold.
I wonder why.
*cough*
I can't leave it like this. It looks like it's about to start. I have to hurry and get to my seat.
Today's children's question is... Is it true that you won't catch a cold in Antarctica?
No matter how cold it is in Antarctica, there is a very low chance of catching a cold.
It's because there are no viruses in Antarctica.
Today's lesson ends here.
*cough*
So that's how it is...
I see, Sensei.
This person is Sensei Narkoro.
When Sensei Narkoro's information wasn't enough, Sensei Narkoro came to collect it.
I wonder what he came for.
I don't know.
By the way, when people who used to live in Antarctica come back home,
it's easy for them to catch a cold because they don't have an immune system.
*cough*
I see...
I won't bite you!
By the way,
when people who lived in Antarctica
came back to their homeland,
their eyes would be like...
Hey you! Don't you ever come back to Earth again!
Iwasami Saki's "Consultation and Encouragement Corner"!
In this corner, I, Iwasami Saki, will solve your problems in my own way,
and encourage you even more!
Well then, let's go!
Her pen name, Iwasami Saki's solo single "Tomo no Ura Bojou" is in Tokyo.
As a singer in her teens,
she won first place in an orikon for the first time in 27 years and 7 months!
Recently, a girl in a class next to me suddenly turned to me and said,
I've always liked you! Please go out with me!
What should I give you in return?
These are my concerns.
Now, I will answer your questions!
♪ Such expressions ♪
I don't know if you can see it, but I'm sure it's your misunderstanding,
so you don't have to worry about it.
But I'm sure that weakness is your good point.
I'm just trying not to have fun.
Very good.