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I'm bored. Let's go somewhere.
Do you want to go to karaoke?
But I'm tired of karaoke.
What?
It's disgusting.
Is anyone there?
Monster! Monster! Monster! Monster! Monster!
Hello!
I'm Monster Toya from Monster Land!
You don't have to be so scared.
Just remember my name and go home.
Let me introduce myself.
First of all, this is...
I love people's breath more than tomato juice...
Dracula Smoozeki!
Okay, I'll do it in one go.
Three, two, one!
I'm G. Suitaro!
And this is...
I may look big, but I'm weak.
Franken Nagao!
And I am...
Angelina Jolie!
You're a werewolf, aren't you?
That's enough!
I'm a monster!
She said she's bored of going to karaoke...
But we don't have karaoke in our country...
So we always sing "Hoshii Hoshii".
We usually sing with an accompaniment...
But I'd like to show you...
How we do it today.
How we do it...
I'd like to show you a little.
Franken, which song should we sing?
"Fuga"!
Heavy Rotation, right?
"Fuga"!
We only say "fuga"...
Are you okay? We only say "fuga".
I'm okay!
That's "fuga", isn't it?!
Okay, dance for me, please!
Got it, dance!
Here we go, dance!
You can't even start dancing!
Do it properly! Do it properly!
Can you do it one more time, please?
It's over!
It's over, Trainee-kun!
My piece!
You can't even start dancing!
Franken-kun, can you do it one more time?
Make sure you get into the song, okay?
Fuga!
Okay, let's do it!
Here we go!
Thank you very much for everything.
I came all the way from a faraway place today.
I don't know how happy my master is in that world...
No, it was really sudden for me too!
I was really surprised!
Lastly, please look at his face for me.
You...
You're too fast!
You look like you're still alive!
Hey!
Why is the band playing so loud?!
Monsters! Monsters! Monsters! Monsters! Monsters!
We sometimes wish for a human girlfriend, but I heard that you once had a human girlfriend.
What happened to her?
We started dating and she gave me a present.
What kind of present?!
I still treasure it and haven't opened it yet.
What?! You haven't opened it yet?!
How romantic!
Since we're here, why don't you open it now?
Okay.
This is what's inside.
You! That's a cross!
It's true!
I don't know what they are, but it's a little funny, isn't it?
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Here is the final episode!
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I will do it at my own timing.
My right foot is in danger, so I will do it with my right foot.
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NANIMO SUKOMADE
I wanted to go to Monza Station.
Monza Station is more urban.
Are you stupid?!
Don't underestimate Okonomiyaki!
Do you want to eat ramen, too?
Then I will show you how to do it.
Read it out loud!
Yes!
Master!
Hurry up and turn it over!
That's great!
Let's go!
It's heavy!
Master, it's heavy!
Try it!
Master! I'll do it!
Maeda! Do it!
I'll do it, master!
Master!
I did it! This is the worst one!
I came to the store with my girlfriend and went to Okonomiyaki.
I always fail at the end. I can't eat this anymore.
Anyway, I'll move to the plate!
Master!
OK! It's done!
It looks delicious!
Hmm... This looks delicious!
You?
Not me.
Hmm... Why are you laughing?
I'm sick of it.
This person is boring!
This is the worst one!
Master!
It's beautiful!
I'll eat it!
Master!
Wait! Wait!
I can't breathe with this!
Mom! I'm scared of Okonomiyaki's ghost!
Master! Are you ok?
I'm ok.
How can I end this?
Yokoyama Yui's mean quiz corner!
Here we go!
Question!
An old man with a cane rides a train, but no one gives him a seat. Why?
This is difficult.
The answer is...
Because there was a seat available.
I won't give up my seat.
What is this?
This is amazing.
Yokoyama Yui's mean quiz corner!
Hey, Haru-kun!
What?
I love you, Haru-kun!
So, when you grow up, you should marry me!
I love you, Maria-chan!
I will marry you!
I did it!
What?
Who?
What are you doing?
You are just kids, but you want to marry me?
Who are you?
I'm the sexiest melo-melo monster in AKB.
I'll make you a boyfriend at your age.
Take it!
Sexy...
Melo-melo...
Beam...
No matter how much you like a sexy melo-melo beam,
you'll become a fan of monster Mochi before you know it.
I love you, Mochi!
Haru-kun!
Do you like me that much?
Yes! I love you!
Do you want to marry me?
Yes! I'll marry you!
Then go over there for now.
Okay!
Haru-kun, wait for me!
Now...
Who will I make into a melo-melo this time?
I won't let you!
This voice is...
Takeuchi, the writer!
I won't forgive you for writing such nonsense!
Takeuchi, the writer, is a self-made writer who hasn't sold well yet.
Takeuchi, the writer who hasn't sold well yet, is noisy!
Today, I'll make you into a melo-melo as well!
If you can do it, then do it!
I don't know about the detailed system,
but when Takeuchi opens up his computer,
will the hero of justice, Daihonman, appear?
Come out, Daihonman!
The more you read about it, the deeper it gets!
The hero of justice, Daihonman, appear!
Here you are, Daihonman!
Today, I'll settle this!
That's what I want!
Takeshi-kun, give me the script data now!
Alright! It's done!
Daihonman, this is the data!
Yes! I'm counting on you!
When the script is installed in Daihonman's head,
Daihonman will move to Daihon's world.
Again, I'm dragged into the world of the script.
It's quite an interesting plot.
All right, I'll do it.
As you like.
How about it? I'm in trouble.
I get kicked, but I'll pay you back right away.
Take it, Daihoncake Popo!
This is all according to the script.
Damn it! Take it! Sexy Mero Mero Pinta!
I'm trying to put in a pinta, but I can't help but avoid it.
Daihon Punch!
Why? Why does it go according to the script?
Next is...
Huh? I don't know what to do!
No way, Takeuchi! You!
I'm sorry, Daihonman! Wait a little longer!
Takeuchi hasn't finished writing the script for this battle yet.
That's why he's a writer before a criminal.
It seems like my script won't make it to the deadline.
What should I do? Is Takeuchi's script not ready yet?
Is Takeuchi's script not ready yet?
It seems like it's bugged!
Take this! Sexy Champ!
How is it? Compare your feelings now to food.
What is it?
You're not good at ad-libbing, Daihonman!
This is frustrating!
Alright! It's done!
Install remaining script data.
This will allow you to defeat your opponent this time.
All that's left is for the script writer to read the lines according to the script.
Keuchi... I don't have confidence.
What's wrong, script writer?
I'm scared!
It looks like you're pretty depressed about not being able to hear the ad-libs.
It's okay, script writer.
The script is complete until the end.
I understand. I'll do my best!
She regains her confidence and starts installing it in her head.
I see... So that's what happens in the end.
Alright! I'll do it!
I'll mess up that crappy script!
Listen carefully, sexy monster Mochi!
There are two lines from this script.
Two lines?
The first one is...
Don't bite me for my difficult technique,
and you'll get electric shock.
And the second one is...
Don't say my difficult technique,
but you'll get electric shock if you bite me and Keuchi.
Why do you have such a risky script?
It's not fun if you don't surprise me.
If you have such a writer's soul, why doesn't it sell?
Even if the script says you'll get electric shock,
I'll reject it!
That's right, if the script says you'll get electric shock, I'll reject it!
But if the script says you'll get electric shock, I'll reject it!
Script, let's go!
Leave it to me!
Let's go!
I'm going to shoot this lightbulb now!
Please!
Carry, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread!
Will she be able to say it correctly?
Let's have the program staff decide.
Did you say it correctly?
Which one?
At the end...
You said "bread, bread", didn't you?
At the end...
You said "bread, bread", didn't you?
It seems like she bit it a little.
Which means...
They lost their energy and lost.
This...
This useless writer!
That's why it doesn't sell at all!
Just once is enough...
At the end...
I wanted you to meet me...
I don't have anything to fear anymore!
I've captured all the men in the world!
"Kuramo Chiasuka" First Photo Book Ear Tab
It's selling like crazy at bookstores all over the country!
This picture has lost its original shape.
Who's picture did they make look like something terrible?
If you rewind it, you'll know for sure!
Now, here's a picture of someone else.
Who's picture was it?
If you rewind it, you'll know for sure!
Now, here's a picture of someone else.
Who's picture was it?
If you rewind it, you'll know for sure!
Do you know what it is?
You don't know yet?
It's quite difficult...
"Kuramo Chiasuka" First Photo Book Ear Tab
The answer is...
As you can see, it's an old man!
Congratulations for getting it right! I love you!
But I love you for getting it right, too!
See you later!
Iwasa Misaki's "Concern Consultation and Encouragement Corner"
In this corner, I, Iwasa Misaki, will solve your concerns with my specialty, Enka, and encourage you even more!
Well then, let's go!
She lives in Tokyo. Her pen name, Iwasa Misaki's solo single "Tomonoura Mojou" won first place in "Oricon" for the first time in 27 years and 7 months as an Enka singer!
Recently, her friends, Takkun and Mokkun, quarreled over trivial matters.
Mokkun, who was with them, tried to console them, but Takkun and Mokkun didn't listen to Mokkun's words.
Mokkun had no choice but to call Makkun and Yakkun and persuade Takkun and Mokkun, but they didn't get along at all.
"What should I do?" This is her concern.
Well then, I will answer!
Rather than being gentle around each other
It's important for the two of us to share our feelings and talk
It's just that the characters are very complicated
But having a lot of friends is a very good thing!
Ah, I wanted to be scrambled eggs
Or omelets
Idiot!
Egg shapes have always been decided in advance!
Eh, is that so?
That's right!
Alright, it's done! Let's plate it up!
Eh, you're fast this time!
Yeah, I'm not fast!
I hope it's soft!
Anyway, you, take a good look at it!
Eh, what is it?
What is it?
There's a pattern on it
Eh?!
What are you doing?!
Hey, pay attention!
What are you doing?!
People like that usually can't even clean up their rooms
Ah, it might be soft... I'm sorry...
Anyway, let's go!
Hey, wake up!
Help me!
Let's line up and serve it!
Yes!
All right! It's done!
But you know...
Hotcakes, okonomiyaki, mezama-eki...
They say you're born again if you die...
But we'll always be together...
This is also some kind of fate, right?
That's right!
What's next?
Hey, what is it?
Well, I'd like you to end it here...
But it's hard without makeup...
Wow!
It looks delicious!
Especially this one!
What?
No, no, no!
It's hot! There's shell in it, Koku-chan!
There's shell in it, Koku-chan!
Shells are no good...
Shells are fine...
I'm scared!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
All right...
Here!
It's delicious!
I'm not half-cooked...
It's delicious!
Do you know what "half-cooked" is?
It's that, right?
The one that's slimy, right?
That's right!
You know, "half-cooked" is orange, right?
This one's yellow, so...
What is this?
I know!
Let's do this one!
This one?
Can I do it?
Yes, I like slimy things!
As expected of our teacher!
Let's eat!
(Laughter)
Close your eyes.
(Laughter)
The eye drops are soy sauce!
(Laughter)
Idiot!
(Laughter)
Mom!
I talked with eye drops!
(Laughter)
The eye drops are soy sauce!
(Laughter)
What? Is it over?
(Laughter)
It's finally over, you idiot!
(Laughter)
(Bell)
In this corner, AKB48 students will set up an unmanned camera and members will do whatever they like.
(Bell)
Hurry up, Miyori!
Why?
Hurry up!
(Bell)
Okay, let's do a chant.
(Bell)
One, two...
(Bell)
It's over!
Eye drops don't overlap, do they?
That's right.
Then let's line up and serve up.
(Laughter)
Shall we serve up?
Let's line up and serve up.
Yes!
Angelina Jolie!
You are a wolfman, aren't you?
(Laughter)
Ouch!
(Laughter)
Nagao Maria's "Sexy Staring Contest" corner!
In this corner, you and I will have a staring contest!
Are you ready? Here we go!
One, two...
Let's have a staring contest!
If you laugh, you lose!
A-pu-pu...
Hey, don't look at me like that!
You're always looking at me like that.
I'm just trying not to have fun.
I'm so scared of losing.
I think it's okay for now.
Oh, it's here!
On that small road, I saw an iguana!
It's a guy's eternal friend.
That's why I'm so nervous right now.
You're always like that!
Cut!
Okay!
Yay!
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