AISubs v3.5
I don't know why, but I can't sleep at all.
Who is it?
Monsters!
Nice to meet you! I'm monster Toria from monster country!
I'll do my best in human world, so please don't be afraid and laugh with me.
What do you think about it? I think there are first customers, so let me introduce you.
First of all, Dracera Shimazaki who loves tomato juice more than human life.
Let's start. 3, 2, 1!
Cheese taro!
And this is human Franken Nagao!
Fugao!
And me, Camerondias!
Stop it!
Monsters!
- Monsters! - Monsters!
Well, when we go in front of human customers, they say "kyaa kyaa".
Well, it looks like a monster.
But we want to make that "kyaa" into a real "kyaa".
Well, there is one problem.
This is Franken-kun. Talk to me.
"Fugaa"!
It's like this.
I'm 17 or 18 years old, but I only say "fugaa".
"Fugaa"!
Well, I only say "fugaa", so in the world of monsters, they say "fugaa" all the time.
But, you know, please listen to me carefully.
Even if it's the same "fugaa", when we say hello, we change the way we say it.
- When you say "good morning"? - "Fugaa"!
- "Good afternoon"? - "Fugaa"!
- "Good evening"? - "Fugaa"!
- It's all the same! - I'm sorry.
That's "fugaa", isn't it?!
- Monsters! - Monsters!
Well, I hope the three of you will do your best.
Well, it looks like we're pretty popular in the world of monsters.
We have 5,000 members in our fan club.
5,000 people!
But those 5,000 people don't come to our concerts at all.
I was wondering why.
And it turned out that everyone was a ghost club.
Because we are a country of monsters.
- Monsters! - Monsters!
Well, you know, some of you may think that "monsters" is a manzai and that it's stupid.
Some of you may say that "monsters" is a manzai and that it's stupid.
But we love manzai.
Manzai is our dream.
No matter what people say about us, we won't give up our dream and aim for the top of comedy.
And one day, we will be in a manzai and win the championship.
I'm waiting for that feeling to be defeated by anyone.
Did you watch "Mangetsu"?
I told you not to watch "Mangetsu"!
What should we do?
The light here is dazzling.
Monsters! Monsters! Monsters!
Monsters! Monsters!
What? What? What?
This is bad. It's almost morning.
It's time for us to say goodbye.
What do you want to say for the last time?
The last one?
I'm sorry.
The last one!
Monsters! Monsters! Monsters!
Thank you very much!
See you!
But it was kind of funny.
Isn't this a little too easy?
Let's do our best for the next one.
Hikari TV presents...
AKB48 Cons...
No one has gone that far...
By the way...
From today, a new teacher will come for singing lessons.
What kind of teacher will it be?
I'm nervous.
Are you guys...
AKB48?
Are you?
Yes.
This is the teacher.
Please come in.
What?
From today, a new teacher will come for singing lessons.
Her name is...
Mori...
Kenji.
Mori is...
She is 35 years old.
She wants AKB48 to have a new wind.
Good evening.
I'm...
Mori...
Kenji.
Don't laugh at me.
Let's start with pronunciation practice.
Go ahead.
I will play "do", "re", "mi" and "piano".
Please raise your voice according to the sound.
First of all, I will show you a sample.
Wow!
So hot!
It's not coming out!
Thank you, teacher!
First, Maeda-san!
Yes! First, please introduce yourself!
Please!
Hello! I'm Maeda Ami!
Idiot!
Didn't you see what I said earlier?
Yes!
What was it again?
Good evening!
I'm...
It's...
It's noon now!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Whether it's morning, noon, or night...
It's "good evening"!
Do it again!
Good evening!
I-I'm Maeda Ami!
That's enough!
Then, let's go!
Do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Thank you!
Go back, please!
Next...
we'll learn how to sing with Henry-like movements.
Teacher, shall we?
Go ahead!
It's a heavy rotation!
Now, please begin with your song!
As usual, than they do on stage...
Think and have fun!
I want you, I need you
I'm waiting for you, Music
Heavy Rotation
What do you think, Sensei?
It's no good.
My fists don't work at all.
But "Heavy Rotation" was this kind of song.
Well, let's have Sensei show us how it's done.
Music, please.
I want you
I need you
Gun gun
Music
Heavy
Rotation
Wonderful!
But...
You'll sing tomorrow's show with this song.
Good Evening, AKB48
Good evening, AKB48
Yeah!
Good Evening, AKB48
I want you
I need you
In my head
I want you
Music
Heavy Rotation
How was it?
One hundred points!
I'm sorry.
The last one is...
This one.
That's it!
A long time ago,
their mission of invading the earth ended in failure.
The second generation of hoops, who inherited their will,
once again raised their goal of invading the earth.
However, they have one drawback.
When the hoop stops, they faint.
Because of that, they train day and night.
We are the second generation of married adults, Fula!
We will do our best not to become a burden for our deceased ancestors, Fula!
We will do our best, Fula!
Today's topic is...
Change your clothes, Fula!
Fula!
Let's go!
No, I'll change my clothes, Fula.
No...
What is this?
This picture is in the way!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Today's training is over.
Until the day of earth invasion...
Do your best, married adults!
Hello, I'm Mogi, and I'm a movie fanatic.
I like movies, so I watch them many times a day.
This is Steven, and I'm Haruka Toda.
Nice to meet you.
Her name is Haruka Toda.
She is not only a Hollywood star, but also a famous foreign translator such as an international scholar.
I'm honored that you are translating for me.
Not at all. I'm still fine.
Anyway, everyone, this is Steven, a big star.
Please don't ask questions like gossip other than movies.
That kind of question is useless, though.
Nice to meet you.
So, what do you want to know?
First of all, please tell me the highlights of the movie "Action Cop 2" starring you.
Can I tell you the highlights of this movie?
Yes, please tell me the highlights of this movie.
Highlights, right?
Yes.
This is movie... watch... look...
Watch, look... watch, look...
Overall, this is an action movie.
We have explosions, we have gun battles...
This is a detective movie.
There is friendship, there is laughter, there is tears...
In this moving love story, there are tears you don't know about.
That's what this movie is about.
Love... love story...
Excuse me, but...
Since it's an action movie, I thought it was an action movie.
What? Are you doubting my... my translation?
No, no, no... that's not true.
You're right, Steven.
Then, what's the next question?
Just like in "Action Cop 2", this is the second part, right?
I'm sorry I didn't watch the first part, but...
What? You didn't watch the first part?
I'm sorry, but compared to the first part, which part of the second part has evolved?
Well, of course it's going to be interesting!
Why don't you tell Steven about it?
I don't want him to say, "Just watch it, you'll enjoy it."
But I really want to know!
I know.
So, what should we have asked you?
Can you tell us how "Action Cop" evolved from "Action Cop 1" to "Action Cop 2"?
Oh, it evolved, right?
Yes!
"Action Cop" one... two... step!
One, two, three!
What are you trying to say?
Anyway, if you watch the movie, you'll know!
So, what's the next question?
Is there a hidden story behind the scenes?
Oh, a hidden story?
Yes.
A bug?
What is "backtalk"?
What did you say?
It's "no gossip".
I said "gossip" is no good, didn't I?
You said "gossip" just now, didn't you?
Of course I said it!
Do you have any other questions?
Steven, do you like any Japanese food?
Don't you know?
I don't know.
You shouldn't know that in advance.
I'm sorry.
Steven, can you tell me your favorite Japanese food?
I love... I love food.
I like food.
Pardon?
Huh?
Ah, huh?
Pardon?
Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
It seems you like "pardon".
Pardon?
Excuse me, what is "pardon"?
Pardon?
I'm not sure.
What kind of food is it?
Ah, it's "donburi".
Donburi...
Make sure you translate it well!
Can you... speak... Japanese?
I can speak it!
You can't speak English, can you?
Huh?!
Cut it out!
Hang in there!
Not yet!
Hang in there!
Not yet!
Okay, not yet!
You can do it!
It's hot!
All we have to do is bake the back of it!
Yes!
Hotcake master!
What is it?
Um, what is pancake?
Pancake?!
You idiot! You don't even know how to eat it!
Master, we're talking about pancakes.
It's not good!
What? Why?
We are hotcakes!
Now shut up and focus on baking!
Yes!
But master...
What?
Pancakes are popular on the streets now.
Please tell me the difference between pancakes and hotcakes.
Okay, I'll tell you.
What?
Please!
Pancakes are for breakfast.
We eat hotcakes for snacks.
That's it?
I see! We were snacks!
Okay!
The back is done too! Let's move on!
Excuse me!
What is it?
The front is burnt!
What?!
No way!
Look at it!
You did it!
You won't eat it!
What?!
It's probably in the trashcan.
Really?!
Why did you do it?!
I don't know yet.
Some people like it burnt sometimes.
That's bad.
Okay!
Help me!
You can do it!
Who will be on the top?
Master will be on the top.
I'll be on the bottom.
Then you will be on the top.
No! You will be on the bottom.
No!
Then I will be on the top.
No! Then I will be on the top.
Then I will be on the top.
Please!
Why?!
Didn't Master say he wanted to be one?
It can't be helped. Let's line up and serve it.
It was hot.
It's burnt.
Alright! It's done!
Wow! It looks delicious!
Second place, this pancake looks the most delicious!
See! As expected of Master!
It's different!
Of course!
Alright! Then I will...
Enjoy this delicious pancake!
Thank you for the food!
This pancake is ridiculous!
I like this kind of pancake!
Wait! Wait!
This pancake is meaningless!
Wait! Wait!
Master! Master!
It's too burnt, you idiot!
The ghost of the pancake spoke!
You idiot!
Master!
Are you alright?
Shut up! Shut up!
Third place, this pancake looks the most delicious!
Thank you for the food!
How is it?
There is nothing wrong with it.
I see.
Let's eat.
But the audience is amazing.
Even though it's midnight, there are a lot of people working.
It looks like an easy job, but it's surprisingly hard until late at night.
That's right.
But this floor is pretty quiet, isn't it?
Well, this is a talent reserve.
As expected, at this hour, no one will be there.
I see.
Let's go.
Huh?
The school door is open.
Wow, it's suspicious.
Huh?
But it's 2 o'clock in the middle of the night.
No one should be there.
There's no one there, is there?
Everyone wants to go home.
That's bad.
Huh?
That was an alien, wasn't it?
But only his face was green.
Are you kidding me?
No, it's true.
Let's take a closer look.
Huh?
Goodbye, Earth.
See you tomorrow.
Dazzling!
What is this light?
Huh?
Minami Minegishi was an alien, wasn't he?
It seems like it.
Let's keep it a secret between us.
No...
I can't say that Minami Minegishi was an alien.
What did Mayuko Oshima make with this clay?
If you roll it up and look at it, you'll know for sure!
Quiz!
Now, what was made of this crushed, hardened clay?
Think about it until you roll it up and complete it!
The answer may not be one.
Now, thinking!
What was made of this messed up clay?
Let's roll it up and look at the answer!
Do you think it's a flower? Do you think it's a mushroom?
You're wrong.
What was made of this clay?
Oh! It fell!
Quiz!
What was made of this crushed, hardened clay?
Do you think it's a flower? Do you think it's a mushroom?
You're wrong.
What was made of this crushed, hardened clay?
Do you think it's a flower?
Quiz!
What was made of this crushed, hardened clay?
Doesn't it look like a Shinkansen?
Quiz!
What was made of this crushed, hardened clay?
Do you think it's a flower? Do you think it's a mushroom?
The answer is...
There are four!
One is...
Lion!
Lion?
Another one is... Cute doggy!
Another one is... Penguin!
And another one is... Dog!
There are two dogs!
Anyway, congratulations to those who got it right!
I love you!
But I love those who got it wrong, too!
See you!
(Laughing)
Good evening!
I'll do it again!
(Laughing)
In this segment,
AKB48 students will set up an unmanned camera
and let members do whatever they like.
(Bell rings)
OK!
What do you want me to do?
How about you, Izu-chan?
I'd like to do a one-off gag for this year.
You can do it!
I haven't done it recently.
Can you do it for me, Tano-chan?
OK.
Tano-chan's voice! Tano-chan's voice! Tano-chan's voice!
Ta-da!
It's like this!
(Laughing)
I hope you like it!
Do you like it?
I'm just trying not to have fun.
(Bell rings)