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[Kuramochi-san, why did you have to kill Kuramochi-san?]
Kuramochi-san, for the next scene,
Kuramochi-san, who is the criminal, is cornered and talks about his motive for the crime.
The lines are quite long, but is it okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
I've prepared a summary. It's over there.
The detective asks, "Why did you have to kill Kuramochi-san?"
Kuramochi-san, who is the criminal, answers like this.
Is it okay?
I said it's okay!
Who do you think you are?
I'm your highness, Kuramochi Asuka.
Excuse me.
We're about to start!
Please.
Okay, action!
Ready, action!
Why did you have to kill him?
It's all that man's fault.
He not only messed up my life, but also messed up my sister's body.
I don't regret it. I swear on heaven and earth that I don't regret it.
I turned him off so I could be happy.
You say you won't go back to the water bottle, right?
You say you won't get an orphanage if you lie down and rest.
I'm going to be happy and wear red pajamas, yellow pajamas, and chapazama at home.
And...
Damn it!
I bit him.
One more time, please!
I bit him!
I knew it! I bit him!
This is the worst!
I bit him!
What?
I have no choice but to apologize. Let's open up the case.
Case?
Isn't it a case?
Stand up.
Isn't it a case?
It's this kind of time of day, so I have to do something bad and apologize.
No, no, no!
You only bit him!
No, no, no!
You only bit him!
What? What? What?
You only bit him!
What?
You only bit him!
Now, we will begin the NG apology hearing.
If you have any questions, please come forward.
Yes, yes, yes!
You say you're okay with that, but why did you bite him?
I think that script is bad.
The script is bad?
Are you talking about the script?
You're an actress, aren't you?
I'm an actress, I'm an actress, but...
Do you mind the script that you wrote for "Fumihiko"?
I remember it from "Fumihiko".
I remember it from "Fumihiko", but...
What did you remember?
I don't agree with that script.
Do you know why?
Because of this.
Who is it?
So, in this situation, our host Asuka will be playing the drums.
In exchange, our actress Shizuka Oya will be playing the drums.
What?
Oya?
She is a very excellent actress and will never do such a thing again.
I am very sorry for today.
Hikari TV Presents...
AKB48 Cards!
That's As Far As You Go!
The year is 2091.
While generations of generations have passed,
AKB48 continues to exist.
But unlike in the past, their appearance has changed.
Okay, everyone, good work!
It's about time for the honorary director and musicians to line up.
Yes!
Good morning!
She is Minami Takahashi, who used to be active as a general director.
While the members are leaving, she continues to support akb48 and is now in the honorary position.
She is the only one who knew akb48 at the time, and she will be 100 years old next year.
Director Miyoso, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You said my voice is small. One more time.
Nice to meet you.
Your voice is still small.
Nice to meet you.
You said my voice is loud.
I'm sorry.
The dome tour is about to begin, so be sure to do your best.
Yes.
Director Miyoso, please show us your dance.
Yes.
Director Miyoso, we will start with the famous song from 83 years ago, "Heavy Rotation".
Everyone, be sure to do your best in front of Director Miyoso.
Yes!
Then, music start!
Heavy Rotation
Help me!
Hey! Hey!
Can you calm down?
Line up!
Yes, ma'am!
"Heavy Rotation" doesn't exist in this kind of dance.
"Baby Powder" doesn't exist in this kind of dance.
Everyone, next is "Flying Get" dance.
Get ready!
Music, start!
"Heavy Rotation" doesn't exist in this kind of dance.
Please, please, please, calm down!
"Heavy Rotation" doesn't exist in this kind of dance.
Everyone, line up!
Yes, ma'am!
You guys, "Flying Get" doesn't exist in this kind of dance.
"Fried Potato" does exist in this kind of dance.
"Fried Potato" doesn't exist in this kind of dance.
"Fried Chicken" does exist in this kind of dance.
What's the difference between "Fried Potato" and "Fried Chicken"?
No matter what you say, he is the director of "Fried Potato"!
Director of "Fried Potato", I'm sorry for my rude behavior.
We're sorry, too!
Everyone! I heard that director Miyoso will be the model of "Fried Potato"
Aren't you happy?
We're happy!
Director Miyoso, are you ready?
Then, music, start!
Fried Potato
Are you okay?
As expected of director Miyoso!
"Fried Potato" is amazing!
Then, director Miyoso can go home now.
Thank you for your hard work.
Fried Potato
He will definitely go home.
Fried Potato
Then, sir, in the next scene, the criminal, who is you, is cornered and tells his motive for the crime.
The lines are quite long, but is it okay?
Yes, it's okay, it's okay.
Well, I've prepared a summary. It's over there.
Yes, I'll ask you why you had to kill him as a detective, so please answer like you did for the criminal, you, sir.
Yes, it's okay at all.
Shall we start?
It's okay at all. Who do you think you are? The king of the world, Shizuka.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Then, we'll start shooting soon!
Thank you for your cooperation.
Then, we'll start shooting! Ready, start!
Why did you have to kill him?
It's all that man's fault!
That man makes my life a mess! My...
Cut! Cut! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Cut it out!
Review. Review.
What's with the review?
It's a situation like this...
Review!
If you can't do it, you have to apologize!
What's with that?
Then, we'll start the "Oh my, Shizuka, you can't apologize" press conference.
Yes, please.
Then, if you have any questions, please ask.
Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it too early for that?
That's right, that's right, that's right!
I was too emotional and called you "sister" instead of "me".
I'm sorry.
I wanted you to call me "sister" instead of "Hiragana".
Isn't it a matter of academic ability?
I'm sorry.
I'm not good at Kanji...
Can you make a pun with this lemon?
Really?
Please!
It's okay, right?
Please!
Really?
Please!
It's my first day.
How many points did you give yourself?
One hundred points.
Well, I'm really sorry about this journey.
I'm really sorry about it.
Hey! Wake up!
Huh? What did I do?
You were about to eat.
Shuiri, you'll get caught if you eat.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Shuiri, wake up!
I'm hungry again!
By the way, how many days has it been since you came here?
It's been two days.
It's not enough.
We haven't said anything for over a month.
By the way, isn't this kind of fishing love "catch and release"?
No, it's not. Think about it.
Have you returned to the island you were caught on the other day?
You're right.
I see. But wait a minute.
What is it?
Don't you really want to eat this bait alone after saying such a sweet thing like that?
That's stupid.
This "catch and release" is a system in which you can cook and eat the fish you caught on the spot.
We are not given bait and our hunger decreases.
Because we catch a lot of fish, customers are happy.
When customers are happy, the restaurant makes money.
In the end, the restaurant is specially prepared.
Isn't that the same as "catch and release"?
That's right.
It's like "catch and release", which is the most feared absolute hell in the fish industry.
Again and again.
No, it's too early to give up.
Look at that man.
What is "that man"?
He endures all kinds of fishing and fishing rods in Thailand, and he endures too much,
so he is called "our hero", who is managed from the fishing industry, and there are a thousand people.
A thousand people?
A thousand people? I have no idea at all.
Rumor has it that they have been here for ten years.
Ten years? That's amazing!
I'll learn from the thousand people and put up with it for now.
It hurts! It hurts! I can't do this anymore!
Hey! Shinji, it's not too early. Stop it.
But... look at me!
What are you talking about?
I want to stop it!
You can't stop it! Stop it!
M-master...
What are you going to do?
If you guys don't fight, I'll be sacrificed.
Wait a minute!
Master!
Thus, a thousand people were fished up.
They were cut into three pieces and enjoyed deliciously.
A thousand people left, didn't they?
Because we had a fight...
A thousand people must have taught you the fear of being hit.
I'm sorry.
It can't be helped even if you're sad.
Let's protect the teachings of a thousand people and get through this together.
That's our return to a thousand people, isn't it?
Yes.
A thousand people must have taught you the fear of being hit.
Thank you for the meal.
No, this is mine!
No, it's mine!
No, shut up! This is mine!
No, it's mine!
A thousand people must have taught you the fear of being hit.
What's wrong with me?!
You said you were afraid of a thousand people!
I'm afraid of this too!
Stop it! Stop it!
I said stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it! It hurts!
"Who is doing what?" Quiz!
Good evening! I'm Asuka Kuramochi.
I'm going to do a move of a superstar.
Guess who is doing what!
It's a hint that I love pro-wrestling!
Here we go!
A thousand people must have taught you the fear of being hit.
Well, I'll announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
After deciding the player's fist grip,
climb up the corner post and
with a moonsault press,
kick the opponent in the back.
How was it, everyone?
Did you get it?
Well, let's meet again next time.
Bye-bye!
Mmm!
Ryoka, you haven't eaten chocolate for a while.
Because it's really good!
If you eat it like that, you'll definitely get indigestion.
But I've never gotten indigestion, so it's okay.
You'll get indigestion, so stop eating it.
Don't tell me you're saying this
and stealing this chocolate?
No, I'm just really worried about you.
So you really don't have to worry about me?
Here, look at me.
I don't have indigestion.
Wow, chocolate is really good!
I can't stop!
I want to eat chocolate for the rest of my life!
Chocolate is the best!
But I'm a little scared of getting indigestion.
Just kidding!
Excuse me for a moment.
Ah, it's chocolate again!
It's been three days in a row!
Who is this person?
It's terrible to eat.
It's terrible, isn't it?
Who are you?
I'm the one who makes the leaves that only eat sweet things
into caterpillars.
I'm a caterpillar exterminator.
Fujiwa, don't do that! Stop it!
That's terrible.
Please, can't you do something about it?
Even if you say that, it's a rule.
How about it? It doesn't look like it.
That's right.
I'll call headquarters.
Oh, headquarters?
I'm looking at it now, but it doesn't look like it. What should we do?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes. I see. I understand.
What will happen to us?
I just looked at it, but I don't know who is a caterpillar.
This time, we decided to do an impersonation and see who is a caterpillar.
What is it? Is there such a thing?
Isn't it funny?
The loser will be blackened in this corner.
Oh, no!
Isn't it fun?
Let's do it in order from bottom to top.
Let's do it.
Well, let's do it.
Who is the most mature and relaxed character now?
Please.
Three, two, one.
Resreses!
Quality-oriented!
That's enough. It's decided.
It's decided.
Mr. Fukahashi, please.
Let's do it.
Who is the character of a certain music show?
Three, two, one.
The next guest is AKB48.
They will sing a lot of popular songs.
Let's countdown!
Wow!
Let's start with Umeda-san.
Let's start with Mizusawari-san.
Hello, everyone. I'm Mizusawari.
I'm happy to have such a great camera today.
I'm happy and happy!
You all have it, don't you?
Asha doesn't know about it, either.
It's my...
It's my secret...
It's not a secret!
Here I go.
I'm back!
Correct!
What?
That's amazing!
That's crazy!
That's amazing!
That's crazy!
I'm so relieved now.
So...
The verdict.
The worst one is...
That's scary.
No, no, no!
Let me win!
Minigissan!
It's you!
Hey, Iriama-no-nii-san.
Yes?
Do you have a time schedule today?
Huh?
Um...
I'm done with my contacts.
In about 10 minutes, my next contact will start.
I can't let you stain your face with ink now, can I?
Are you kidding me?
Minigissan!
You're threatening the staff!
Minigissan!
I'm fine with it!
I'm fine with it, but...
Your makeup will be ruined.
And you'll be ruined, too!
Wait, does that mean I'll be more ruined?
You'll be 23 years old!
Iriama-san!
Can you consider that and make me a loser again?
That's fun!
Let's see...
Wow! It's been a while!
Wow! It's really big!
It really looks like a dragon.
Hello, this is Kogakari Iriyama.
What? One more?
I see.
Then I'll have you make a weird face next.
A weird face?
If you can't make a weird face, you lose.
That's it.
Wow!
Aki-chan, it must be fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
Let's start with Takajo-san.
This is the last one.
Okay, please.
Three, two, one...
Well, it's kind of easy.
Okay, Umeda-san, please.
Okay.
Three, two, one...
What?
What's wrong with you?
Let's go to the next one.
Okay, Takahashi-san, please.
Three, two, one...
Wow!
That's it.
Oh no, I can't lose.
I can't lose.
Okay, Minagi-san, please.
Three, two, one...
What?
You turned into another creature!
Okay, then...
The worst one was Ms. Umeda!
Thank you, Ms. Umeda.
Okay, then...
This is fun!
Fun?
Why is it fun?
It's fun!
Then, let's see your performance!
Wow, what is this?
This suits you.
You look like a thief.
What? What are you talking about?
(Laughing)
Okay, then...
Goodbye! Take care!
The end!
You're so bad at this.
Everyone, please take care of your teeth.
I'm embarrassed because I'm the first one to perform.
You turned into another creature.
Why?
Is it because you knocked me down?
I'm sorry!
How was it?
Can you do it again?
Okay, then...
The end!
I'm the old me.
I don't know which one is which.
I'm the old me.
I don't know what's wrong with my eyebrows.
But I'm the old me.
"This is also a crime" drawing corner!
Yay!
In this corner, I would like to tell you what "this is also a crime" is.
Let's go.
Music...
Start!
I drank a lot of alcohol.
I drank a lot of alcohol,
so I can't go home by car.
I can't go home by car.
I can't go home by bike.
So...
I went home...
I went home by bicycle.
Ah!
Yes!
Arrested!
This is a traffic law violation of the highway!
I won't let you get away with something like this!
I'll arrest you!
Well, bye-bye!