AISubs v3.5
Minami Takahashi was involved in an accident during his rehearsal for a concert and was taken to the emergency room.
He had a major surgery that cost his life.
Sweat.
Doctor, it's a lot of sweat.
Yajin, this is the hardest part.
Takai-san, you can do it!
I'll give you a very difficult operation, and you'll definitely succeed.
And at that moment...
Um, excuse me.
Oh!
You're up!
What are you doing?
No, I'm not doing anything. I'm doing an operation.
Operation?
Yes.
You were unconscious in the accident.
So you're in the middle of an emergency operation.
Really?
Yes.
What day is it today?
Today is...
August...
August 21st...
Um, it's 4 p.m.
4 p.m., 4 p.m.
August 21st, 4 p.m...
Wow! It's rehearsal for tomorrow's concert!
Why are you in such a hurry?!
You were unconscious!
4 p.m.
If you don't go and say "this is bad", if you don't go and say "this is bad", you won't be able to do it.
You can't go!
It's okay, it's okay.
No, you can't!
You can't!
Why?!
No, "why" is...
Right now, you...
Yes?
You're operating and your brain is coming out!
What?!
Your brain is coming out!
No, no, my brain is coming out...
There's no way...
Oh, you're right.
You're so excited about your brain coming out!
Just go and sleep!
Wow...
Well, let's do it like this!
What's really going to happen?
Tomorrow, rehearsal ends at 4 p.m.
So I'll go home for now, and the doctor will do his best with the operation in the middle of the night, and I'll go out at 10 a.m. tomorrow morning. Is that okay?
There's no way it's okay!
Well, it's true that an operation in the middle of the night is difficult...
No, it's not in the middle of the night! It's not like that! You can't go in the first place!
Well, I'll go for now...
I'm wearing a hat, right?
Wow!
No, no, wait, doctor!
Wow!
This one, this one, this one...
You can't go in!
No, no, it's nothing!
Ah, it's true...
I haven't eaten anything for a long time, so I'm a little hungry...
No, no, it's not like that!
Ah, it's okay! I'll eat a rice ball or something while I'm moving, so don't worry about it!
No, it's not like that!
Use your head, use your head!
Ah, for now, I'll go, live!
You're going?
Yes!
Hey! I said you can't go in!
Ah, when rehearsal is over, I'll come back!
Excuse me!
No, no, you're going out!
I'm in love with you, Chun Cookie!
The future is like that...
As expected of Director So!
Hikari TV Presents...
AKB48 Cards!
That's As Far As You Go!
What's wrong, Mom?
It's been tough this month, too.
I'm sorry.
I'm in this situation and I can't work anymore.
It can't be helped.
No matter how much you think about it, you can only do it.
That's right! Let's work together and do our best!
That's right.
What's this?
It's dazzling!
AKB48 Cards!
What was that just now?
Ah! Look!
Are you a friend of Chisato's?
No...
Um...
You are...
Huh?
What?
Are you perhaps...
a fairy who is said to be able to become rich no matter what you see?
That's right.
Is there such a fairy?
Look! It has wings!
It's real!
Can we be happy?
Because we've been working hard all this time!
I'm sure it's time for you to be happy!
That's right! That's right!
Um...
May I interrupt you?
Oh, no problem!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Of course not!
Please come in!
I'm sorry!
Please come in!
I'm sorry!
Do you have anything else like this?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! It's a dirty place!
It's been about a week since then, hasn't it?
Yeah.
So far, nothing has changed.
Maybe we can be happy little by little.
Yeah, I'm sure of it.
Hey, auntie.
Yes?
I'm hungry. Have you eaten yet?
Oh, dinner!
Oh, right! Let me prepare it for you.
Are you going to make it now?
Are you serious?
I'm sorry! I'll make it right away!
Please wait a moment.
Hurry up!
Yes, yes, yes!
What's with that attitude?
When did you become like this?
The cook told me!
Hey, you should ask him.
You're close in age, and you have a father.
You're funny.
Hey, fairy!
Can I ask you something?
Are you really going to make me happy?
Huh?
Didn't I tell you?
What is it?
This is a registration form.
Registration form?!
Yes, yes.
The families registered now...
The headquarters is doing it one by one in order.
So you'll have to wait for it to come in order.
If you don't like waiting, you can quit.
Oh, no, no! I'll wait! I'll wait!
Right, dad?
Of course I'll wait!
Well, it's your chance.
By the way, what number are we in now?
What number are we in...
Well...
We've come a pretty good place.
Hmm...
Oh, actually, let me ask you.
Can you do that?
My cell phone...
If you don't mind...
What's up?
Papipopipopupa...
Tsumadakelingo...
Papipopipopupa...
Tsumadakelingo...
How was it?
Hmm...
She's the 36th in the world.
Oh! 36th in the world?
If she's the 36th in the world...
Well, it's not bad.
That's right!
We're a family of about a year...
So maybe after 36 years?
36 years?!
Does it take that long?!
She's already dead...
I don't know...
Can't you do it faster?
Well, it's in order...
Oh, but...
But?!
I have a thick pipe...
Depending on how you do it...
Maybe you can't do it like the second time?
Second time?!
Can you do it for me?!
Hmm...
But it's in order.
Can you do it for me?!
Hmm...
Can you do it for me?!
Well...
Yes!
Papipopipopupa...
Tsumada...
In two years!
Yes!
I'm going to take a shower first!
Yes!
Papipopipopupa...
Tsumada...
Papipopipopupa...
Two years have passed...
You just can't be happy...
You need to be poor.
I can't stand it. I'll say it.
Fairy, it's been two years since we promised.
What about it?
"What about it"? Is there such a way of saying it?
Won't you make me happy?
Come on, don't say that.
I'll call you now, so calm down.
Really?
Really.
But I have only one request.
Even if you call me happy, will you give me 160,000 yen for the fare?
I don't have that kind of money.
You're lying, aren't you?
I'm sorry, but we don't have that kind of money.
It's hard even for two of us.
Fairy came there and asked for food expenses.
Shut up!
You need money to call me happy, don't you?
No, I don't have that kind of money.
Fairy, don't look down on me like that.
I only need the fare.
What are you doing?
50,000 yen?
Whatever.
Damn it!
Well, everyone.
I'll make you happy.
Tekumakumayakon.
Lulululu.
Yes!
It's done.
Nothing has changed, though.
No, no. I just left the delivery center and I'm heading this way, so I think I'll get there in no time.
Really?
I'm a little worried, so I'll be back. I may have lost my way.
Thank you.
It's lovely.
Really?
Shut up.
Here you go. It's for today.
50,000 yen?
Thank you.
Call the police immediately.
Mirki's video coupon is born! Yeah!
In this corner, Milki will be angry instead of the anger in one's heart.
Milki will choose the anger level that will change in six stages and be angry instead of you.
Well, I asked the staff what they want me to be angry instead of.
Well, it's been five minutes, so it will last for a while for the staff, but please bear with me.
I'm an AD, but when I overslept at a meeting the other day, the director said, "You can't wake up on your own. You're disqualified as a social person."
But the next day of the shoot, the director overslept for more than five hours.
And when I was laughing, he said, "Why don't you wake me up?"
I'm not a social person, but I can't be angry even if I want to be angry.
Well, I overslept a little today, too.
Well, I can't say it to the director, because I'm scared.
But I can't do this.
If you're not a social person, I think you'll end up not being treated by anyone.
I should make you realize this while I'm angry.
This is how angry I am.
This!
Well, in your place, I'd like to get angry right now.
I'm angry!
I feel better now.
Thank you for your hard work
Finally pudding, pudding of my dreams
I'm looking forward to it
Huh?
It's not here!
My pudding!
Did someone eat it?
Suzuran-san!
It's not me!
Didn't you forget you ate it?
There's no way I would eat it!
And it's about pudding, I'm sure I won't forget it
But it's not me, and it's windy so I don't want you to catch a cold
Ah! My pudding!
Did someone eat it?
If it's not you, is it Umeda-san?
If Ryoko-chan's name is written all over the pudding, there's no way I'd eat it!
That means you once took the pudding in your hands, right?
That's right. I thought I'd eat it.
So it's Umeda-san.
But I only took it in my hands.
But Umeda-san has a bad habit of taking things in his hands, so it's possible, right?
A bad habit of taking things in my hands is terrible.
But you ate the cake I cherished before, didn't you?
Don't say "before" again.
That's disgusting.
No, but Ryoko-chan had a different job at the time, so I thought I'd eat it until it rotted.
You ate it, didn't you, Suzuran-san? You liar.
Why am I a liar?
Your smile... is a liar.
It's true that when Suzuran-san ate it, her stomach died.
Wait a minute. That's not true.
Why don't you laugh?
So you admit it?
Be honest with me, you two.
You ate it, didn't you?
I didn't eat it. I ate it.
You ate it, didn't you?
That's a little suspicious.
It's not suspicious. It's not like that.
Is it bad? Is it bad?
Wait a minute!
What? What? What is this sound?
What?
I just heard something.
I heard something. What is it?
What is it?
What? What? What is it?
There's something.
What?
Something... something...
I can't see it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who is it?
From earlier until now, I've been listening to Suzuran- san and her friends' stories.
After listening to the content, it seems like you're looking for the criminal who committed a crime.
That's right.
The person who ate the pudding that you cherished...
is actually...
me!
What?
No way!
Why?
I've been looking for you.
When I entered the dressing room and saw the frozen pudding,
I was so absorbed in it that I ate it from corner to corner.
What is this?
It's not like you entered the dressing room on your own.
Yeah.
You guys were suspicious, weren't you?
I'm sorry.
That's right. If you touch me, you'll think I'm a thief. What are you going to do about it?
I won't forgive you!
Even I was told I wasn't smiling.
I really won't forgive you!
I really, really won't forgive you!
No, no, no, no!
If you eat pudding without asking for it, you'll have to pay for it with your own blood.
Why? Why did you eat the pudding without asking for it?
Everyone here, I'm really sorry!
And now, I'll eat my own life.
Do you know why I ate the pudding?
Now it's a later festival.
And now, I'm sorry!
No, no, no!
Wait a minute.
What? What?
It's me.
It's me who ate the pudding!
No way!
Why?
I'm sorry, I lied.
When I opened the fridge, the pudding looked delicious.
Was it you, Suzuran-san?
That's why... That's why you shouldn't curse me!
I'm sorry for hitting you in the flesh in pre- fight too.
I'm sorry even though it has nothing to do with you.
It seems like my life has been saved by you, the honest one.
That's not true!
It seems like it's settled, so I'll go home.
Wait a minute!
You protected us until we were ready to die, and you're just leaving like that?
At least tell me your name...
I am...
Tsumikaburouta...
Tsumikaburouta?
And with that...
Case closed!
Are you going to do it yourself?
Be careful.
Bye bye.
Goodbye.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you!
Kaburouta-san!
Even so, this dressing room does open in the back, right?
Next person, please come in!
Hello.
How are you today?
Recently, new units and young members have come forward and are attracting attention.
But I...
But I don't have anything and I'm worried about what to do.
Didn't you say that on another show?
Well, it's true that I consulted with Professor Adios on a certain show, but he said a lot of things and I lost confidence.
What did he say?
It's not extremely interesting.
I see.
But Mr. Shimada doesn't make efforts, does he?
Efforts will definitely be rewarded.
I don't think it's extremely interesting or anything like that.
Doctor, I have a cold.
A cold?
It was quiet until a while ago, but it's gotten worse all of a sudden.
I'll have a check-up right now.
Is it that bad?
Yes, it's so bad that it smells like breath.
I mean, it smells like my body and I haven't taken a bath in days.
Shut up!
What are you talking about?
What does it smell like?
Are you a patient with a cold?
It's not a cold.
I've been waiting for you for five hours.
I'm sorry about that.
No, you're not.
I can't call you at all.
I'll have a check-up right now.
Wait a minute.
I'm still in the middle of it.
Mr. Shimada, can you come over here for a second?
I'm sorry, but you're hysterical and smelly.
I'm not hysterical and smelly.
I'm saying the right thing.
I'm sorry about that.
It's smelly.
I said it's smelly.
It's all in there.
Please have a seat here.
Yes.
Junshin, why didn't you call Kuromuchi?
I'm sorry about that.
He's a famous person.
I wasn't sure if I should call him.
I was nervous and couldn't call him.
Oh, was that so?
Yes.
No, I'm sorry.
You don't have to be nervous.
I've seen you on TV a lot.
You're Mr. Jima, right?
Kojima, right?
It doesn't matter.
Kojima Yoshio, right?
No, it's not like that.
It's a combination of Mr. Yoshio and me.
Mr. Kojima of Ping-Pong Dash.
It's Mr. Anjash.
Ping-Pong Dash is not good.
Kojima of Anjash.
Kojima Electric.
It's Yamada Electric.
I'm Kojima Electric.
I'm not Kojima Electric.
Don't make it complicated.
I'm just kidding.
I know you.
You know me, right?
You're a good-aged man who's plain and not funny.
But you're Mr. Kojima of Anjash, who can't tell pork from beef from chicken and is stupid and hopeless.
You know me, right?
Anyway, what are you doing today?
Well, I'm on TV because I'm being teased a lot.
I want to be on TV with my proper comedy and jokes.
But I don't think I can do it.
I've lost my confidence.
Is that so?
Yes.
Are you known for being teased?
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
You're known for being teased.
Anyway, what do you think about it now that it's gone?
It's not gone.
Because it's fantastic.
You're from Anjash.
It's far away.
What did you worry about?
That's it!
Tomorrow's breakfast is Japanese food or Western food and I'm confused about it.
It's not like that at all!
You don't have anything to worry about!
I'm also Japanese food.
Shut up!
You're handsome!
Don't make me angry!
What?
What's up with you?
Isn't it wonderful?
Huh?
You're being teased, but you're so sharp and sharp that you're laughing so much.
This is not something that anyone can do even if you overlook the wide game world.
Be more confident!
Really? Thank you! I'm happy about this!
At this rate, you'll be able to close this story with Kojima-san's funny joke, won't you?
Then I'll ask you for one.
Then, is it okay for me to do it?
Yes, of course. Be confident!
Then, I'll end it right away.
Kojima-jima-jima-jimashin!
Ah, it's funny!
Hey, don't rush it!
My stomach hurts!
It doesn't hurt, does it?
It's the best! It's sexy!
Kojima-style!
What's sexy? It's totally different!
Say "something's different", you close guy!
What is this?! How do you end it?!
I'm leaving!
Kojima-jima-jima-jimashin!
Stop it!
Kojima-style!
Thank you very much!
It's been a while since I had such a good time.
Chiyuki-chan, I want to kiss this dad.
No way!
Chiyuki-chan, I want to kiss this dad.
You're really good.
You're cute!
I'm happy for you!
Eyebrows' "unknown to those who know them"
"This is also a crime" drawing and singing corner!
In this corner, we'd like to tell you about "this is also a crime" surprising information.
Then, let's go!
Music...
Start!
I have someone I like.
I have someone I like, but...
I don't have money.
Because I don't have money...
Actually...
Because I don't have money...
I used the company's money!
Yes!
Arrested!
This is...
Forced labor!
I won't miss even the smallest of things!
I'll arrest you!
Well, bye bye!
Arrested!