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[A few days later]
I can't wait!
Having a meal at Koshiyuki-senpai's house...
It makes me nervous.
I can't cook at all.
Why did you want to have a meal with me?
But you always do me a favor.
Shall we go?
- Here? - Here?
Good morning!
I'm Abe of AKB48!
Koshiyuki-senpai, are you here?
Hey! Don't speak so loudly!
- Good morning, Koshiyuki-senpai! - Good morning!
Stop it! People will know I live here!
- You like Koshiyuki-senpai? - That's right!
I can't stand it! Go away!
- Sorry for disturbing you! - Sorry for disturbing you!
This way!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you for inviting me!
I heard Koshiyuki-senpai doesn't invite people to her house.
I'm so happy!
I'm getting old.
Sometimes I invite people to my house and say hello.
I thought it would be nice.
- I'm happy! - That's why I was looking forward to today's meal!
I'm happy!
I wish I could cook.
But I didn't expect you to cook for me!
I heard you talking in the shadows.
I'm sorry!
I'm looking forward to your cooking.
What will you cook for me?
Will you cook for me?
What?
You want me to cook for you?
D-did you not like it?
N-no, it's not like that!
Actually, I really, really, really like cooking!
That's why you said "cooking" and got excited and ended up looking like me!
Oh, I'm jealous!
I can't wait! I can't wait to try it!
Then let's get ready!
Then, you know, I'm also a chef today, right?
Yes, yes.
Since I'm a chef, I'll go and prepare.
P-prepare?
Oh, I understand.
Wait a second, okay?
Yes!
Then, let's get ready.
But, what do you mean "get ready"?
What kind of ingredients do you have?
Well, I don't know. There are a lot of things.
And after this, what kind of "pot party" will take place?
Hikari TV presents...
AKB48 Cards - Nani Mo Suko Made?
Today, I'm going to tell you my feelings!
Banana-san, you're mine!
Hey!
What is it?
Love, Kevin.
Love, Kevin?!
You're not allowed to cross the line of love.
What do you mean?!
Listen to me first. I know you're trying to confess.
What do you mean?
Well, then...
Wow, Kana-san!
I'm sorry for calling you out of the blue.
Please go out with me!
You're a great person, but...
there's someone else you like.
I'm sorry.
Damn it...
But I won't give up!
I'll turn around and show you!
That person...
You're not allowed to cross the line of love.
Next person, please.
Yes!
Wakana-san! Wakana-san!
I've always liked you!
Please go out with me!
I'm sorry.
There's someone else you like.
Me too?!
Car and love, let's be careful of accidents with bullets.
It looks good.
I want to eat it quickly.
This is fun.
Everyone, I've been waiting for you.
Huh? What's up with that outfit?
When I say hot pot, I always wear this outfit.
Could it be... hot pot martial arts?
Well said, Miyabutta.
I will become hot pot martial arts.
Everyone, I'm sorry. Let's be careful of accidents with bullets.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
When I wear this outfit, I always end up talking like this.
So...
Don't worry, don't worry.
Don't listen to her.
Anyway, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Then...
Shimojimo...
Please cook.
You're good.
Then...
I will assign you the first ingredient.
Thank you, I'm happy.
Then, I will serve you the ingredients.
I'm going to start with shiitake mushroom.
It looks delicious!
You put it in from the beginning.
You make a mistake.
What kind of style is it?
I put it in last.
You put it in last, but you can't let it go.
You can eat it deliciously.
I'm sorry.
This sin is heavy.
I will make you...
What is it?
You didn't breathe.
Because...
Let's get back on track and start cooking.
Yes.
Hurry up!
Okay!
Continue working.
Okay.
Who will put in the ingredients this time?
I will put in the ingredients.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
First of all...
I think chicken and meat came first.
Chicken and meat came first.
Yes! Correct!
I'm glad!
Continue putting it in!
Can you put in the burdock?
Then, Natori cuts up the burdock.
She puts the mustard in the pot one by one.
As expected!
You have to put it in when it's hard!
That's right!
At the end, you only put in the leaves.
Then, I will put in the shungiku.
One, peel the juice of a human's pot.
Two, make a fancy pot.
Three, cure a ugly moving eels.
You did it in order.
What are you talking about?
I never said you didn't know I hate shungiku.
I really didn't know.
There's no way to save you now.
I'm sorry!
No way! No way!
Chihon and Senpai!
Why are you so serious?
Because...
Today...
It's a hotpot!
How long are you going to cook it?
Here's the hotpot!
Finish it up! Finish it up!
And finally, the Yose hotpot is complete.
It looks pretty good.
Shall we eat it?
But it's a shame that we're all eating hotpot.
Yes, it's a shame.
Shall we count it?
I'll let Kashiwagi-senpai count it.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Then, shall we count it?
Are there no more clean ones?
No, it's fine.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Take your packet, too.
Thank you.
Okay?
Yes!
Then...
To celebrate our reunion...
Let's eat!
Yes!
I love tofu.
Is that so?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What do you know about me that you dropped tofu from chopsticks?
Well, that happens a lot.
Don't tell me you've seen all of this?
I've seen it all, but it's not that big of a deal.
It's not!
To be seen like this is a disgrace!
I can't let you go like this!
What?!
Please!
Ah...
In the end, I was the only one left standing until I ate the hot pot again...
At this point, everything was settled!
Lemon! Lemon!
Give it back!
Shut up!
Sour!
What is this?
And at that moment...
A dazzling light fired from the lemon, and Kano appeared!
I didn't realize it until now, but I was reborn as a lemon!
With lots of vitamins, I'm Lemon Man!
Huh? Lemon Man?!
It's you guys, isn't it?
Who are you?
Take this!
Sour Lemon's face-scratching three-stage attack!
Stop it!
Damn it! You guys!
Stop it!
Thank you very much!
I'm sure you often say at TV events...
I want to be a fresh lemon!
Right?
Yes!
Besides, how can I become a fresh lemon?
Let's sit down and talk!
Okay!
Well, I used to experiment with my body, thinking I'd become a normal human being one day.
Experiment?
Yes, experiment! I put everything that goes with lemon in my body!
And that's how you became a lemon man?
That's right! I put too many things in my body and broke my body and fell down, but when I woke up, I became a lemon like this!
Can I be like you?
I think you can! But when you become a lemon, there are a lot of painful things!
If you ask for fresh lemon sour at a bar, it's the worst!
What?
You know, that silver thing, it really hurts!
It hurts!
So, becoming a lemon is not only fun!
But I want to become a lemon! I want to become like you! I want to make that dream come true!
You want to float like me?
That's right!
Lemon man has never floated like you!
Actually, I haven't! As you can see, I'm still a half-cut type!
I can't float!
That's right!
But one day, I'll show you!
Yeah! Good luck, lemon man!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Big brother, beat him up!
What?!
It's you! You took my young master's hand!
You are...
J.Y. Park!
How dare you do this to me!
Lemon man!
You guys, bring me Ray's.
Yes, ma'am.
Ah! This is disgusting!
Eat this!
Ah! It hurts!
Are you okay, lemon man?
I've been squeezed too much that I'm no longer useful as a lemon.
No way!
You're a weakling.
Damn it!
Then, Ichika's anger reached its peak and she became a lemon man!
Were you always a lemon man?
This is what happened because I like lemons.
Ichika is a new slice lemon man!
You guys, bring me Ray's!
100% by-product!
Fabricio-positive!
Eat this!
Ah! It hurts!
I'm a slice lemon man!
It hurts!
It's surprising that you became a lemon without training.
I was doing it at home and I became a lemon before I knew it.
And you became a sliced lemon that I couldn't reach.
You have qualities.
You may be able to do what I left behind.
Can you fly over that school bus?
It's too early for me.
That's not true! You can do it!
That was your dream!
That's right, but...
Let's say it's okay if you can do it in ten seconds.
Now, make your dream come true!
Of course! I'll try it!
Okay, I can do it!
I can do it!
You can do it!
First of all, take a forward pose.
Okay, both feet.
I can't do it!
It's okay! You can go forward a little more.
I can't do it! It's coming from my face!
It's not coming from your face! You're the only one whose face is not sliced!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
I can't do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
As I thought, you're still young!
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
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Good morning! Welcome to Kojima Conto College!
I'm Kojima, and I'll be your teacher for today!
I may be nervous right now because I'm learning how to laugh from a professional entertainer like you, but stop using your smartphone!
Let go of your smartphone!
What's with that attitude?
If you don't want to do it, you can go home!
Don't you really want to go home?!
Sit down! Sit down!
Learn from me!
Our Kojima Conto College
teaches calculated contos, that is, contos with high deviation values...
Don't take my name!
Don't "aha ha" me. Listen to me!
Got it? Got it?
Yes.
Not "yes", don't give me random answers!
First of all, tell me about your smartphone!
Right? So I can listen to you.
Well, I'd like to start the lesson right now.
This is "monoboke".
Do you know what "monoboke" is, everyone?
No, we don't.
You don't have to know it.
Right? Because we're going to learn it from now on.
Got it?
I'll explain the settings.
When an old man asks a new man for a favor, he says "bring me something round".
And because the new man is nervous, he brings something that sounds like "round" to him.
That's where you "tsukkomu".
But you don't "tsukkomu" right away.
You "tsukkomu" after you get on it.
So you "noritsukkome".
That's the point of this lesson.
Did you just change it?
No, it's fine.
That kind of pointing is fine.
"noritsukkome".
That's the point.
Got it?
Can I ask you a question?
Why is the person who's going to teach us not Watabe- san, but Kojima-san?
Is there such a thing as Kojima-san?
That's true.
It's Kojima-san, not Watabe-san.
Why is it Kojima-san?
It's not about why.
Watabe and Kojima are the same.
Aren't they the same?
I don't know.
I've been doing this for over 20 years, so I can teach you properly.
Don't worry about it.
Got it?
Shall we start?
Let's go.
Let's learn more.
Our year's superstar series.
"Who is doing what?" quiz.
Good evening. I'm Asuka Kuromochi.
I'm going to do a move of a superstar.
Guess who is doing what.
"I love pro-wrestling." is the hint.
Let's go.
"I love pro-wrestling." is the hint.
Well...
Let's do it one more time!
"I love pro-wrestling." is the hint.
Well, I'll announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
"I love pro-wrestling." is the hint.
How was it? Did you get it?
Bye-bye!
"I love pro-wrestling." is the hint.
Bye-bye!
Well... Let's start with Takahashi.
Okay.
Be a leader and say you want to bring something.
Then I'll bring it for you.
Did you get it?
Yes, I did.
Yes! Then be motivated!
Don't be lazy!
Yes!
Did you get it?
Yes!
You said "yes", didn't you?!
Say "yes" one more time.
Yes.
Say "yes" one more time!
Yes.
I said "yes"!
It doesn't matter.
Anyway, do as I said.
Yes.
Then I'll start.
Well, staff members, please!
Until now...
Three, two...
I'm busy today, too!
Hey! Newcomer!
Yes!
What is it?
Bring me pork cutlet.
Pork cutlet... I got it!
Yes! I brought it!
Wow! It looks delicious! Pork cutlet!
I'll eat it later, so leave it there.
I got it.
I'll leave it there.
Idiot!
Say it again!
I'll leave it there.
Leave it there!
It's a mistake of pork cutlet and pork cutlet, isn't it?
Oh...
It's not "oh, oh, oh"!
Right? Don't say it there!
Did you get it?
Okay, turn around.
Next, next, next!
Yes!
It's okay, right?
Yes.
You know it now, right?
Yes.
Okay, next. Staff-san, please!
3, 2...
Man, I'm busy again today!
Hey, newcomer!
Yes, what is it?
Bring me a saw.
Yes, ma'am!
Yes, I brought it!
You figured it out!
I wanted a saw, but I said "saw" by mistake!
Is there such a coincidence?!
Hey, it's not "haha", it's "saw"!
Is it not allowed?
It's not allowed!
You have to put it in the rice ball!
You have to put it in first!
Hey!
I see...
It's not "I see", it's really not allowed!
It's not allowed, next!
Next!
It's okay, right?
Yes.
I'm asking you!
You have to put it in first, okay?
Yes.
Yes, say it!
Yes.
Why can't you say "yes"?
Do you understand?
It's not "yes", it's "yes"!
Do you understand?
Yes.
Then...
Staff-san, please!
Until then...
3, 2, 1...
Man, I'm busy again today...
Hey, newcomer!
Yes, what is it?
Um...
Bring me a saw.
Yes, ma'am!
Yes, I brought it!
Hey, what did you ask me to bring you?
A saw.
What's this?
A saw.
It's the first day, so maybe you were nervous and made a mistake...
I'll go get it, then!
Yes.
Man, she's trying to leave!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
Walk a little further, okay?
Huh?
Wait, wait, wait, wait...
Why are you trying to leave?
No, no, you're really nice...
It's definitely bad, right?
You're nice, but I wanna leave, too...
It's not like I wanna leave, too!
Work properly!
I'm sorry...
Don't say "sorry", you gotta take care of it properly!
Who the hell are you?!
Hey you three, this isn't working, I'll show you an example!
So you three, can you do something good for me?
Got it?
"Something good for me" sounds weird...
I'll show you an example!
Got it?
So...
Can we start?
Staff-san, please!
3, 2...
Hey! Someone!
Bring me a major!
Here's a major!
This is awesome!
Sorry for the wait!
This is it!
I see...
Tonkatsu!
You idiot!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Just now it was good...
What's wrong with it now?
That's...
Tonkatsu as a tonkatsu...
So you're still making fun of me, right?
If it's a major, you should've brought a brother or something!
You know what I mean, right?
You should've brought something with similar words!
You can't make tonkatsu here!
I don't know...
It's not that you don't know, it's that you're not listening!
Who are you?!
Um, I'm Nemo Ichikawa of Kojima Cont College.
Ah, I'm sorry for being late due to local business.
What's with you?
Ah, I'm sorry.
I don't need you anymore!
You're a student of Cont College, right?
That's right!
There's also the second period after this, so make sure you all get together.
You have to go home!
Make sure you get together, okay?!
Yes!
It's not just you!
It's also the second period!
It's only two hours away!
That's right!
It's fine!
You hate me, don't you?!
What?!
I hate you!
Hey, who sent this email?!
Like I said...
What do you mean you don't know?!
It's not like you don't know!
It's not like someone you don't know would send you an email with a heart!
Be honest with me!
Hey!
Could you please stop that fight for a moment?!
Who are you?
I'm Bear Gary, who takes care of love problems.
Ah, you're that celebrity...
Yes!
So, what caused the fight?
His armpit.
And?
Did you cheat on him?
Did you cheat on Maa?
Hey! I knew it!
It hurts!
Calm down! Calm down, please!
First of all, calm down, please!
If you cheated on him, that means...
Who?
You'll get a love license!
Hey! What is that?
But for the next three months, you won't be able to love him.
So, I'm counting on you.
Well, there are many young people out there.
Don't worry about it.
From now on, I'll try to drive safely.
I love you.
Cars and love...
Don't drive next to each other!
Wait! Wait!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Don't drive next to me!
You didn't do anything wrong!
Don't play with me!
I'm sorry!
Don't say "I'm sorry"!
Don't drive next to me!