AISubs v3.5
Mayuyu and Kawaii target young members of akb48 and sell mysterious bracelets. A little scary story.
Shinobu-chan, who did you admire and join akb?
Watanabe Mai-san.
Ah, that's right, that's right. Have you two talked about anything?
No, we haven't yet.
Ah, that's great, you're going to talk now. You must be nervous.
I'm very nervous.
Yeah, it's totally fine. Watanabe-san is very kind.
Um, what kind of person is Watanabe Mai-san usually like?
She's very creative. She talks about anything.
But you know, she hates traitors and stuff like that.
I see.
Yes!
It's Watanabe!
May I come in?
Please come in!
Relax, relax.
Good work!
I'm sorry for pushing you.
No, it's totally fine.
Hikari TV presents...
AKB48 Cards!
That's enough.
It was 2044, 30 years later.
The AKB48 members were active as an idol group for 1,000 years, repeating generations of change.
However...
For some reason, even 30 years later, these three members are still active.
AKB48 Cards!
Huh? You were here?
I was down with my second song.
I was singing and dancing all the time, and I was dying, so I quit.
I was also killed during the 4th quarter.
But you still did seven songs. That's amazing!
It looks like you really like seven numbers.
You really like eight numbers, don't you?
You... you... you look like you're going to die! Are you okay?!
You're so thin that your shoulders won't go up!
Why don't you retire soon?
I can't do that! My younger daughter is taking an exam this year.
I have to do my best.
You're already in middle school!
Time flies, doesn't it?
At that time, AKB was active, so I didn't think they'd get married.
But now... it's sad.
Even so, I didn't think AKB would last more than 30 years.
You're right.
By the way, how old are you now?
No! Don't ask me!
Fifty-two?
Ah! Just a little more and you'd be perfect!
Even if you say that, you're already in your fifties, aren't you?
Oh, well...
No, I don't like being older.
Good morning.
Kojima-chan, good morning.
Good morning.
What's up? Did something happen?
You went to the theater again, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
By the way, Kojima-chan...
Can you reduce the number of songs?
I can't breathe either.
I don't want to say anything.
But you have to go.
I can't do that!
I don't want to say anything to the fans.
I understand. I'll go talk to the manager.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute! We're not finished yet.
What is it?
Are you going to promote your next single?
I heard you'll all be wearing swimsuits.
I heard it!
It's too late!
If you're wearing a swimsuit, you should've told me earlier!
You should've told me at least a year ago!
I'm embarrassed to see you like that!
The shoot is over, so it's okay.
Wow!
Why? Why didn't you relax?
Was there a difference of opinion?
You're such a bad manager!
What's going to happen?
Excuse me.
Do your best!
He really is a bad manager.
Thank you for your hard work!
I have to fix my makeup for the next performance.
That's right.
Oh!
That makeup product...
Isn't it from the commercial?
Yes, it is.
That's great!
Can I lend it to you?
Can I?
Yay! Thank you!
You're so cute!
What is it?
This is...
Is it that...
Muran-sen product?
Yes, it is.
This one costs 20,000 yen each.
How old are you?
I'm 18 years old.
18?!
You're using such an expensive product at 18?!
Isn't it too early for you?
That's right.
When you were young, you didn't wear makeup like you do now.
And now you're putting it on your sticky face...
Oh, that's right!
You're barefaced, right?
Huh?!
I'm barefaced?
Yes!
That's a little...
Huh? Do you have a problem with that?
If you understand, then hurry up and go to the stage!
Yes!
Excuse me.
It's here! It's here! It's here!
Wait a minute.
I'll take this off first.
Wow! It's different from eyebrows!
Wow! It's different from necks!
It's no different from makeup!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
Excuse me.
What's wrong?
Those ladies...
Those ladies are using our cosmetics without our permission.
What are you doing?
Huh? It's already 5 o'clock?
Isn't it time for the supermarket's time sale?
Don't go! Don't go!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I'm sorry!
That's amazing.
When will those three graduates graduate?
Ah...
Mayuyu and Kawaii target young members of akb48 and sell mysterious bracelets.
A little scary story.
Which team are you in now, Shinobo-chan?
I'm in team 4 now.
Actually...
Yes?
I'm thinking of leaving akb and creating a new idol group.
Eh?
Wmb48.
Wmb48...
Mayu Watanabe.
B... Where's B?
You'll know that later.
So...
Mogi-chan and I thought about joining that idol group and invited you here today.
What do you think?
You're not interested?
No, um... I'll take back what I said once and...
You rushed me!
If you don't answer now, I don't think we'll be able to talk about this.
What should I do?
Mayu Watanabe-san is inviting you!
I'll go in.
Really?
Yes.
Then... Give me that.
Yes!
What is it?
The girl who said she'd go in before has bought me this.
This is Watanabe's Kaiun Bracelet.
If you wear it, you'll be happy.
If you don't buy it, you won't join Wmb48?
Because... Wmb's "b" is the bracelet's "b"!
I see... If you don't know the effect of this bracelet, you won't feel like buying it.
That's right.
Then... Give me that.
If you think it's this bracelet, there are others.
First of all, this person.
The one who won the English language award, Inari Shono sensei.
Look, he's wearing it, right?
He's wearing it, but is it like this?
It's like this, right?
It's like this.
And next is this person.
Eh, why are you hiding it?
It's cute! It's cute!
It's cute!
Look, it's cute, right?
Yes.
Right, really.
And next is this person.
Who is this?
It's Hanzawa Naoki.
Eh?
Anyway, people who wear this bracelet,
Will definitely succeed in the entertainment world.
But...
Ah, where's the restroom?
It's on your right.
Ah, okay.
As I thought, I'm still an AKB member...
Don't betray me!
Sakiko's Ask! Famous Saying Archive Quiz!
I will ask you famous sayings that you have chosen yourself!
Please guess what I am saying!
Please guess!
Let's go!
I will ask you one more time!
Then, thinking time, start!
Sakiko's Ask! Famous Saying Archive Quiz!
Well then, here's the answer!
The answer is...
If you pity me, give me money!
This is a famous line that Iena Kiko said in the drama "Adachimi-san"!
Everyone, look at me like that and say "If you pity me, give me money!"
Well then, this segment...
Ends here!
If you pity me, give me money!
No, I can't find it at all!
Ah! There's a house here! Let's go and see!
Excuse me!
(Laughing)
Yes?
Yes!
Can you let me stay overnight without a place to stay tonight?
There's a cameraman, so you're a TV person?
Sort of. I'm Hirata.
What will you do? Will you stay?
If you can't, it's okay.
It's fine.
Really? Thank you!
Yay!
I'm making dinner right now, so I'll prepare it for you.
Come in, come in.
Excuse me.
Please, please.
Please, take a seat and relax.
Thank you.
Please, take a seat and relax.
Thank you!
Please, take a seat and relax.
Thank you!
Those old ladies looked exactly like them...
When did you know about them?
They kind of look like Onibaba, don't they?
You're right, the atmosphere is similar.
Ah!
It looks really delicious!
Huh?
No, no, no...
I'm talking about the food you're making right now!
Hmm...
It kind of feels like that now...
If you were really Onibaba...
Wouldn't this situation be similar to Onibaba?
Hmm...
In a house in the mountains...
There's an old woman with a white head...
She makes you eat a lot of food...
Before you know it, you're asleep...
And you wake up to the sound of a Deba knife...
And...
Onibaba chases you...
Huh? That's scary!
It's too scary!
She had a Deba knife earlier!
Yes...
She chases you with it!
But it's an old-fashioned world, you know...
It's not possible in reality...
She puts sleeping pills in the food you're making right now...
That's why it's not possible!
Wow, thank you for waiting!
The food is ready!
Wow!
It looks amazing!
Ah!
Are you okay?!
Ah!
Are you okay?!
Ah!
Are you okay?!
It's going to spill! It's going to spill!
It's going to spill!
Ah!
Thank you!
Yes!
Let's eat!
Mmm!
It's good!
Thank goodness!
It's so good, but there's no way it's a Deba knife...
No...
She made us eat a lot of food...
Maybe she ate where we got fat...
You're overthinking it!
That sound...
Butou-san!
Wake up!
Butou-san!
What's wrong?
Listen to this sound!
What is this?
What is it?
Is it a shadow?
Shadow?
What is it?
It's moving!
The mouth is moving!
Mouth...
Bird...
Red...
Duck!
Isn't it a duck?
What's next?
It's coming again!
Wow!
It's shaking its neck!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What is it?
It's a ostrich!
It's an ostrich!
It's coming again!
What is it?
Isn't it a warrior?
It's amazing!
It's true!
These grandmothers made shadows for us!
I'm sorry, grandmothers!
For doubting you!
It was wonderful!
It's coming again!
What is it?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
I messed up.
Damn it!
I can't run away again.
I think we should change our strategy.
You're right.
Mayuyu and Kawaii sell mysterious bracelets to AKB48 young members as targets.
A little scary story.
Watanabe-san, I hate traitors, so you should be careful.
Aunt, it's about time for the show.
Okay!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Put this on and go!
But I haven't paid you yet.
It's okay! It's okay! Good luck!
Good luck!
Where is it?
Miss, you're going to buy that, right?
I knew it!
Miss!
Is this the house of the great actress Kuramochi- san?
By the way, is Kuramochi-san that amazing?
What? You don't know?
She's an adult among adults.
When you think of adults, you think of Yoshinaga or Kuramochi-san.
Anyway, if Kuramochi-san approves of this script, we'll be able to shoot this drama.
If Kuramochi-san approves of this drama, we'll definitely get 70% of our budget.
That much?!
Anyway, don't be shy.
I understand.
KURAMOCHI
Thank you for waiting.
KURAMOCHI is on his way.
Yes.
Hello.
Are you from HIKARI-TV?
Yes. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Asuka KURAMOCHI, an adult-style actress.
Nice to meet you.
I'm KAWAI, a director.
I'm MUTOU, a screenwriter.
MUTOU, you bastard!
Hey, TAKAEMA! Stop it.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
She always responds to wrestlers' names.
I'm sorry for scaring you.
No, it's okay.
I think we had a drama meeting today.
Today, we have a script for "Two Hour Suspense" starring you, KURAMOCHI.
We'd like you to check it out.
Yes, "Suspense".
As you know, I've always been an adult-style actress.
One day, I'd like to break that image.
What is it about?
Here it is.
The title is "Hot Spring Inn Murder Case".
So I'd like you, Kuramochi-san, to play the role of the criminal.
Me, the criminal?
Yes. Was it bad?
I may look like it, but I'm quite good at playing the role of a criminal.
So I'd like to give it a try.
But I'm a little worried about the title.
"Hot Spring Inn" is fine and all, but "murder" is a little too cruel.
I may not look like it, but I can't do it.
You don't think it's right?
I think you'd better not do it, Takayama.
Yes. I think you'd better not do it.
Yes, let's not do it.
So, what kind of title would you like?
For example, "Hot Spring Inn Murder Case".
"Murder Case"?
I think it's a good idea for the criminal to think about murder.
Takayama, how many points would you give me out of 100?
One hundred million points.
Oh, no!
But, Kuramochi-san, I think murder is better.
If murder doesn't happen, there won't be any suspense.
But, I can't murder.
Don't you think so, Takayama-san?
Please, don't.
Let's go without it!
Then, can I explain what's inside?
Go ahead.
Ah, can you wait for a moment?
What's wrong?
Murder is like that, but...
First of all, the word "case"...
No matter how much I think about it, it's too far away from my image.
Takayama-san, what do you think?
I think it's ridiculously far away.
That's right.
But, if a case doesn't happen, there won't be any drama.
Well, if there's no case...
Case?
Case...
Ah, that's right!
How about "case"?
Case?
In a hot spring inn, instead of a case happening, they do experiments!
Two-hour suspense in an inn!
How interesting!
Right?
But, Kuramochi-san, if that happens...
It won't be two-hour suspense anymore.
Oh, is that so?
That's a problem...
Kuramochi-sama...
Can I say my opinion for a moment?
Go ahead.
For example, how about changing suspense into science?
Suspense?
Into science?
It's too far away.
That's the best!
There's a lot of humor that doesn't suit your face!
That's my opinion.
Then, Director-san, how about two-hour science?
Are you okay with it?
I'm okay with it!
To sum up...
Two-hour science in a hot spring inn...
In a hot spring inn, instead of a case happening, they do experiments!
That's right.
I'll leave the contents of the experiment to you.
This is going to be a great drama!
Let's meet up at the filming site.
Yes, I understand.
Thank you for today.
Have a good day.
Thank you.
And a week later, drama shooting.
Using hot spring water to make boiled eggs and using ordinary water to make boiled eggs, which one is more delicious?
The science drama of the great actress Kuramochi, who challenged the experiment even stealing the hotel's hot water.
This hot water is normal hot water.
This hot water is hot spring water.
Which hot water will make the boiled egg more delicious?
Finally, it's time for the experiment.
Which hot water will make the boiled egg more delicious?
At that moment...
Kuramochi-san, stop it.
Detective-san, why are you here?
More than that, where did you get this hot water?
Ah, this is...
A passerby gave it to me.
Stop lying.
You stole this hot water from the hot spring hotel where you stay, right?
There are many witnesses who saw you stealing it.
Kuramochi-san, you stole the hot water, right?
Yes.
It's true that I stole the hot water from the hotel.
How could you...
I won't allow you to sue me for stealing hot water.
Even so, why did you do such a thing?
I just wanted to try the experiment.
I'm sorry.
Well then, let's go.
Thank you very much.
That's all for today's shooting.
Thank you for your hard work. How was it?
It was the best!
I'm happy. Thank you!
Well, good luck with your practice.
I'm looking forward to your post.
Yes!
Takayama?
Out of 100 out of 100, how many points did I get?
One hundred million points.
I can't forget it!
Well, good luck!
Thank you for your hard work.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing!
A person you know but don't know passes through the gap between you and him.
What passed through it?
Quiz!
I'm going to let a person you know pass through the gap between you and him.
Guess what passed through it.
Here we go.
How was it?
Here's the answer.
The answer is...
It's Kim Wipe!
You think it's a tissue, don't you? No, it's not.
It's Kim Wipe!
Kim Wipe is a paper-made cleaner.
It's often used for test tubes, experiment tools, and scientific experiments.
However, if you use it like a tissue and feel your nose, your nose will get rough, so be careful!
Also, if you wear glasses with this, fine scratches will stick to the surface, so just be careful!
By the way, did you know about this?
I didn't know about it! See you later!