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Drunk Dragon Suzuki's school for the AKB48.
Today's answer is Suzuki Kunto Academy.
Today's students are these three.
Good morning.
Good morning!
You're amazing, as usual.
Good morning.
I'm Iwatate Saho of AKB48 of Suzuki Kunto Academy 1st grade.
1st grade?
I'm Watanabe Mayu of AKB48 of Suzuki Kunto Academy 2nd grade.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kawai Rina of AKB48 of Suzuki Kunto Academy 2nd grade.
Nice to meet you.
Well...
Nice to meet you.
Let me tell you this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...
I guess I'll say it like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...
I hope you'll work hard for AKB48.
Can I say "yes" just once?
Yes, yes!
Oh, that's good!
That's great!
That's about right!
So, I hope you'll work hard for AKB48.
I hope you'll study hard for AKB48.
So, I hope you'll study hard for AKB48.
I hope you'll study hard for AKB48.
- See you later! - Okay!
- Kawai-san? - Yes?
- I'm Kawai of AKB48. - Yes?
- Honestly... I guess you and Nobu Watanabe-san and Ka-Go-san are... - Yes?
- I'm Kawai of AKB48. - Yes?
- Kawai of AKB48, right? - Yes!
- I guess you're fine with this, but... - No!
- I'm fine with it! - No...
But there were two more people, like Shimada-san. What happened to them?
They quit.
What?! Why?!
Because they made fun of Suzuki-san too much, they quit.
But their stance hasn't changed at all.
Today, their stance hasn't changed at all.
Anyway, I'd like to introduce the story we'll be doing today.
It's a story about debt collectors.
A debt collector comes to a poor family.
He tries to get his daughter back for his debt,
but his father throws him off a wall.
I'm here to collect my debt.
Is the house I'm returning a little close?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Watanabe-san, what are you doing?
I'm recording.
Oh, really?
Most debt collectors quit right away.
I'm not like that.
I went to a debt collector's office.
But you don't have to record that much. It's good for your senses.
What about you, Kage-san?
I'm recording the important points of this story.
Important points?!
Yes, important points.
Were there important points you mentioned?
There were. There were a lot of them.
Really? Then show me a little.
No, I can't show you.
Wait, wait, wait! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Isn't this my bitter face?
No, it's not.
It doesn't look like you at all.
Yes.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?!
No, I'm not!
Sensei, can I say something?
Sure, sure. What is it? What is it?
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
You don't have to hit me or anything like that.
No, I didn't do anything. I just fell a little.
No, you didn't fall!
I'm watching you, you didn't fall! Really?
Yes, I didn't fall.
You don't have to go all out like that, though.
Yes, yes.
Then, for now, let's move on to the set.
Sensei, before we do that, I want to do my best at konto.
I want to do my best, is that okay?
You're misunderstanding konto, aren't you?
Since I'm here today, I want to do one thing for konto academy.
Is that okay?
Sure, sure, go ahead and do it.
Fuzuki Konto Academy, we're finally heading to the konto set!
Are you ready?
Yes, yes.
Okay, okay.
Then, shall we go to the set?
Yes!
Then, let's start the class.
These two people will be teaching us today.
Good morning! I'm Minagishi of the troupe Nakayoshi!
Nice to meet you!
Are you a troupe?
Yes!
No, you're an AKB!
No! We're a troupe Nakayoshi!
You're getting better and better.
Oh, I see! You're an AKB, right?
No! We're a troupe Nakayoshi!
She laughed! She laughed! She laughed!
You're also a troupe...what was it again?
That's right! We're a troupe Nakayoshi!
That's right! That's right! That's right! That's weird!
Then, say hello to them!
Yes! Understood!
Good morning, everyone of the troupe Nakayoshi!
Good morning!
I'm Watanabe of Suzuki Omoshiro Konto Gakuin Secondary School!
Nice to meet you!
"Omoshiro" is weird...
Good morning, everyone of the troupe Nakayoshi!
Good morning!
I'm Kawairina of Suzuki Omoshiro Konto Gakuin Secondary School!
Nice to meet you!
You're all AKB, right?
Good morning, everyone of the troupe Nakayoshi!
Good morning!
I'm Iwata de Saho of Suzuki Konto Gakuin Secondary School!
Nice to meet you!
"Omoshiro", right?
"Omoshiro"!
"Omoshiro" is...actually, you shouldn't say it!
I'll say it!
You'll say it?
It's important! "Omoshiro"!
Oh, really?
Actually, you can say "Suzuki Konto Gakuin"!
Teacher!
Yes?
"Suzuki Konto Gakuin"!
Oh! What did I say? "Gakuin", right?
Yes, yes! "Gakuin"! "Gakuin"!
I won't say anything embarrassing like that!
Yes, yes!
I won't say anything!
I'm sorry!
I didn't know you had pride in that!
Yes!
So, this time...
Yes!
This wall...the one you two are sitting on...the back wall...
Yes!
What...what...what did we do?
Yes!
"Nakayoshi"!
The three people who tried to get their debts will be thrown onto this wall.
Teacher!
Yes?
I'd like you to do "Danketsu"'s "A.A.O."
Is that okay with you?
You like that, don't you?
Yes!
If you want to do it that much, go ahead and do it.
Yes!
If you don't mind, would you like us, "Gakidan Nakayoshi" to join you?
Yes, we'd like that!
That's weird!
Yes, we'd like that!
"Nakayoshi" was weird, too!
Yes!
Suzuki Conto Gakuin is finally performing!
Let's do our best!
One, two...
"A.A.O."!
Is there a reason for us to do this?
Shall we do it?
Let's start with Iwatachi-san.
Shall we do it?
Yes, please.
Conto, please.
"A.A.O."!
One, two...
Father, are you okay?
I'm sorry for always causing you trouble.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Can we talk for a moment?
Oh, Watanabe-san!
I'm sorry!
At times like this, you really have to do it like this!
I'm sorry!
There was no timing at all!
First of all, we have to talk about the troupe, right?
Is that okay, Iwatachi-san?
I'm sorry!
One more time, staff-san, please.
Three, two...
Father, are you okay?
I'm sorry for always causing you trouble.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me for a moment.
Iwatachi-san...
Minegishi-san...
When will you pay me back for the weight I lost last month?
I'm sorry.
The payment deadline has already passed.
I'm sorry!
If only my body could heal...
I'm tired of hearing excuses like that!
I'll definitely make you pay for today!
Even if you say that, I don't have any money.
I see!
Then, shall we decide to take this girl?
Please don't do that!
Don't do it!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
Iwatachi-san!
I have something I want to say!
Yes!
You have to go and hit the wall yourself, right?
Yes!
You stopped me, right?
First of all...
I told you, didn't I?
Yes!
Look!
Tsubuki-san!
Yes!
I'm really sorry about today!
I'm sorry!
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I can't accept this!
I'm sorry.
Are you okay with this?
No problem!
It's okay!
You've been watching this whole time!
I haven't watched it!
You haven't watched it?
I haven't watched it!
You have watched it!
Hikari TV Presents!
ATB48 Karnz!
Nothing more!
It was early in the morning!
Yes, but it was a good morning!
Yes!
Good morning!
This!
Have you seen it?
Yes, I have seen it!
I have been dancing a lot and my body is full of sweat!
It's hard!
What should I do with my body?
I'm sorry!
By the way, how old were you when you started dancing?
I became 16 years old!
I'm 16 years old!
Oh, you are 16 years old!
It's good to be young!
When you get older, it hurts a little when you dance!
Don't you know?
When you get older, it hurts a little and you want someone to rub your shoulders!
I'm sorry!
Thank you for your hard work!
My shoulders are very comfortable, but my legs are painful!
My legs are swollen!
Is there anyone who can rub my shoulders?
Can you hear me?
Maeda, can you hear me?
At that moment, Maeda changed!
What is it?
Who are you?
I'm not Maeda!
Oh, he's a legendary hero!
Taniguchi-man!
Taniguchi-man?!
Yes, no matter what kind of senior I am, I will be careful of what I don't think is good, and I will have my heart replaced by an AKB48 factory hero, of course...
Taniguchi-man!
But you're Maeda, right? What are you doing? Hurry up and come over here and call me!
You don't like it, do you? Or rather, Minegishi! Hurry up and come over here!
It's fine, so come over here!
Okay, what is it?
So, what is it?
How old are you?
Twenty-one.
So you're going to be our senior, right?
Well, I guess you could say that.
In that case, what you were doing around the bushes and on the bridge is going to be a lot of work for you, so I understand.
Of course I know you're tired. You're older than us.
But you're not the only one who's tired. We're tired, too. Don't think like that.
But you didn't say you didn't like it around the bushes and on the bridge, did you?
Of course I didn't say I didn't like it around the bushes and on the bridge! You're old-fashioned.
Actually, you guys don't want to do it either, do you?
You guys have to be brave and say you don't like it!
Otherwise, I'll never forgive you Minegishi!
If you don't say you don't like it, you'll never be forgiven Minegishi! Is that okay with you?
No, I don't like it.
Come on, say it more clearly!
I don't want to be forgiven Minegishi!
Come on, you can do it!
So, Minegishi, you can't be forgiven Minegishi anymore!
Okay.
Then apologize to them.
Apologize and say you're sorry!
I can't do that! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
Then we have no choice but to settle it with this!
Rubber patch?
Let me explain.
This rubber is pulled into each other's mouths.
If you're afraid of hitting the rubber and say it first, you'll be seen as heartless and won't be able to say anything arrogant in the future.
Then it's a match!
As you wish!
Let's go! Ready... Go!
I lost! I lost!
I can't believe you lost!
Now's the chance! Give your juniors your love beam!
Today...
I'll give my juniors my love beam for a good person!
When she gives her juniors her love beam,
she changes her mind and becomes a good person who her juniors love.
Huh?
What did I do to you juniors?
Everyone... I'm sorry!
You don't have to be sorry!
I don't care!
I'm really sorry for everything!
I know it's just a sign of reconciliation,
but why don't we go to a family restaurant? I'll treat you to anything!
Are you sure?
Let's go!
Okay! Let's go!
Let's go!
By hitting her with her love beam like this,
she was able to make one of her seniors change her mind.
I did it! Complete victory!
Thank you, love beam man!
I know who you are!
Let's do this!
Okay! Let's do it!
Okay!
Ready... Go!
Dad! Are you okay?
This part is really good.
Thank you.
You eat a lot.
I'm really sorry.
Excuse me.
When will you give me back the weight you lost last month?
I'm sorry. It's been too long.
I'm sorry.
As long as you get better...
I'm tired of hearing excuses like that.
I'll make you pay for what you did today.
I don't have any money right now.
Oh, I see.
Then I'll take this girl.
Stop it!
AKB48.
18 years old.
I'm from Kanagawa Prefecture.
I'm Kawai Rina!
I'm going to crash into this wall...
and fall!
Kawai!
Are you okay?
Kawai!
Are you okay?
Kawai...
Mr. Nanami...
How was it?
What do you mean?
How was it?
What do you mean?
I'm so glad!
Kawai!
I'm...
glad...
Kawai!
Okay, stop!
Come over here for a second!
Yes!
I have something really important to say.
Come over here for a second!
I'm sorry for making you do this.
You guys get 100 points.
What are you doing?
Yes!
What are you doing?
The plot has changed, hasn't it?
Do you remember what you said about me?
Colonel Watanabe.
That's weird, isn't it?
Yes.
No, no...
I'm not a colonel!
I'm not a colonel.
Is it weird for me to be a colonel in this outfit?
You're not a colonel.
Yes, you're not a colonel...
I'm not a colonel.
There's no need for me to repeat that.
You're not a colonel, right?
I'm not a colonel.
No, you're not a colonel!
Where are you picking up at?!
That's not it!
You're not a colonel, right?!
You're not a colonel.
Yes, you're really...
You two just don't get along!
I'm sorry!
Yes, we get it!
I get it!
Then...
Hey, should we end with you, Watanabe-san?
Yes! I'll do it!
I'll do it!
I'll really check it, but...
Is this hand okay?
It's okay!
Are you sure it's okay?
I'm sure it's okay!
Alright! Then let's do it!
Yes! Please do!
Alright! Then is it okay, Watanabe-san?
It's okay!
Oh, you're full of energy!
Yes!
Then, staff-san, please do it!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Staff-san, please do it!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
Then, please do it!
Yes!
She said it again...
3, 2...
It's okay!
Your energy is really good!
It's really good!
I'm sorry...
I'm always calling you...
Excuse me for disturbing you...
Minei-san...
The weight you lost last month...
When will you pay me back?
The repayment period has already passed!
I'm sorry...
If only my body got better...
That excuse is no longer valid!
You will definitely pay me back for today!
But now...
I don't have money...
Then...
I will take this girl!
Please don't do that!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Can you move? Can you move?
Are you okay?
No, no, no.
It's not a TV show, is it?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
It's a lie!
Cha-cha!
No, no, what is it?
I don't know what "it's a lie" means, and I don't know why you two are doing "cha-cha"!
Cha-cha!
What are you two doing?
No, no, it's a skit, and I'd like you to do it for me.
No, no, no, that's not what we're talking about.
It's nice for the cute people of AKB to do skits.
If you do it for me...
Please!
I'll leave it up to you!
I'd like you to do it for me!
Then, Suzuki-sensei's demonstration.
Let's do it, everyone.
Suzuki-sensei's "it's a lie" performance!
One, two...
Hey!
It's really hard to do.
Let's do it one more time.
One, two...
It's a lie!
Sensei!
Hey!
Sensei!
What did you just say? Are you okay?
I'm sorry. I was angry earlier, but I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
This is probably what you just said.
You should never do something like this!
I said you shouldn't do it!
I learned a lot! Thank you very much!
I learned a lot. I said too much.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
And now...
3...2...
Are you okay?
I'm sorry...
I'm always causing you trouble...
Hey! Excuse me!
Suzuki-san...
Huh?
When are you going to pay me back for the weight you lost last month?
I'm sorry. Even if I recover...
The due date has already passed!
I'm sorry...
No, I don't have any money... I'm sorry...
If you don't have any money, I see...
Then I'll take it from you!
Please don't do that!
Why?
Stop it!
Teacher!
Huh?
Isn't it too strong, Tenkai?
It's fine, you know?
Well, I'm grateful...
Yes!
Have you left it for me?
Yes!
That's right.
It was very helpful.
Thank you.
Kotoh is...
Yes!
...very good-tempered.
Yes!
That's right.
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You'll learn a lot.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'll learn a lot!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Can you tell me that it's amazing that there's an entertainer you like?
That's right!
Thank you for your hard work!
In the end, you won't learn anything.
I'll do it alone, right?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Three of you, go and talk to the hostage right now and come out quickly.
Shut up! Hurry up and bring me 100 million yen!
Go!
Help me!
The criminal is very excited.
What should we do?
We can't do anything, but he'll do something soon.
There he is!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry!
Which one are you?
This man has always gotten rid of the criminal and has somehow come up with a solution.
Legendary Detective Kawaii.
Also known as "Yoisho Detective".
Please arrest the criminal like you always do.
Yes, yes, understood-sas. I'm going-sas!
How long are you going to make me wait?! You still haven't prepared the money?!
Who's there?!
- Are you big?! - What?!
As expected of you, Osasshi! I am big!
Are you here to arrest me?! Hurry up and go away!
No, no, no! I don't have any intention of arresting you!
I just happened to pass by here...
I saw you and thought you were really cool...
I thought you were a famous actor and came all the way here...
Huh?! What a shame! I'm just a kidnapper!
"Just a"?! Don't call me stupid!
I've been doing this for a long time...
But I've never seen anyone as powerful and noble as you!
- Is that so? - That's right!
Since we're here, I'd like to see your name!
- Hmm... it's Maeda... - What?! Maeda?!
Speaking of Maeda...
Is he the same Maeda-sama as Maeda Atsuko, who was famous for Kabuki in the Maeda City Hall known for having a family of one million people?!
T-that's right...
But you're one of those big guys, aren't you?! Hurry up and bring me the money!
Excuse me, but how much do you want?
- One million! - Whaaaat?!
One million?!
- Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! - What's wrong with you?!
But it's hard for me to accept the person who is in your position is offering you one million yen.
- Isn't it a bit too much? - No, no.
On the contrary, I think that one million yen is not expensive.
For a person in your place, I think that one hundred million yen is acceptable.
- Eh?! One hundred million yen?! Isn't it too much? - If you can't prepare one hundred million yen for me,
All you have to do is stab that hostage with that wonderful knife.
You say scary things.
Kyaa! Help me!
Even so, you've been saying "kyaa kyaa" for a while now.
If you're Maeda-sama's hostage, can't you be more gentle?
Kyaa! Help me!
You're really good at this.
Ah! Maeda-sama!
If you're Maeda-sama's hostage, can't you be more gentle?
I'm going to prepare it for you.
Munginmunga!
Can you really prepare it for me right away?
Well, I'm going to exchange it for your non- productive hostage.
Can you give it to me for a moment?
Hurry up and bring it!
Yes, I received it.
Hey, detectives!
Hurry up and bring me that non-productive hostage!
By the way, Maeda-sama?
If you look closely, you have a great style!
Can I take a closer look at you?
No problem!
Well then, excuse me for a moment!
As I thought, you have a great physique!
Is that so?
Well, I'm still training.
However, there is one unfortunate thing.
What is unfortunate?
If you had a physique like Maeda-sama's,
if you had even one silver accessory on you,
you would still be popular.
Is that so?
If you don't mind, why don't you accompany me?
Now, Maeda-sama, put your hands forward.
I don't know what to say!
This is bad!
Well, I'll do it now.
Can you close your eyes?
I just need to close my eyes, right?
Yes, you can open your eyes now.
Ah!
That was close!
Yes, we'll arrest you at 8:52.
No way!
Well, shall we go?
You should come too.
Wow...
Even so, it was amazing.
Even so, with this preparation,
will you do it again next time?
Well, as a producer's preparation,
I'll make a sequel.
That's close! That's close!
Let's continue! Let's continue!
At first, let's go all the way to the end.
Let's go all the way to the end.
And then go back a little more.
Yes.
Let me know when you're ready.
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Will you join us for the next episode?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
August 31st at Yokohama Arena,
15,000 people will perform.