AISubs v3.5
Milky's "Thank you for coming!" Yay!
In this segment, Milky will get angry for you in place of your anger.
Milky will select 6 levels of anger and get angry for you.
Today, I asked the staff in advance what they want me to get angry for.
I asked them.
Today, when Watanabe-san entered the studio,
one of the staff said, "Milky is not as cute as I thought."
Did you really say that?
Who said it?
I'm really going to cry.
I see.
You just said it's a joke.
Is that so?
Even if it's a joke, it makes me a little irritated.
It depends on the person.
There is a type and a past of that day.
I think it's because of that.
If I get angry, I don't have a choice.
But let me get angry for now.
This!
I'm going to get angry for you.
Extreme Acoustic Final Yes Beauty
Tum-tum Dream!
I'm laughing, but I'm worried about this kind of thing.
Can you reflect on what you said?
GaryTV presents...
ATB48 Kans' "That's Enough!"
And now, we have our guests.
This is their first appearance as young and charismatic rappers...
Kingcobra!
Yabe!
Korra!
Kingcobra!
Kukori!
Kurae!
Thank you for having me.
Kingcobra members, this is your first appearance on this show...
What is the origin of the name "Kingcobra"?
Dokuhaku Kobura.
Kobura of the human world.
I see. It means "poisoning the world".
That's right.
There are many things I want to say.
Suit Man!
Thank you very much.
Speaking of Kingcobra...
If you ask him, you can understand everything about society.
It is known for its modern language meaning rap.
Actually...
I have prepared basic knowledge of modern language here...
All of the words here are used for rap, right?
Well then, please stand by.
Well then, let's put it on the rhythm of rap and let me know the meaning of it.
King Cobra-san's "Shohize".
Today, I confess my love to Cobra-san again.
Confession, confession, meaning confession.
Yeah, Shohize, Shohize, it takes century.
For example, if you buy a hundred yen bread,
you will get it back, that Shohize.
In the past, it was three percent.
But now it's three percent.
Five percent.
Now it's five percent.
Eight percent.
Now it's eight percent crisis, yeah.
I don't want to pay.
I have no choice but to pay.
If I get frozen,
I have no choice but to pay.
If it's like this, I will pay.
Yeah.
Thank you very much, King Cobra-san.
Nagao Maria's "Someone you know but don't know passes through a gap, but what passed through it?" quiz!
Yeah!
Now, I will let someone you know pass through this gap.
Guess what passed through it.
Here I go.
Here I go!
Yo!
Ah... Ah... Ah...
Did you notice it by the sound?
Are you okay?
How was it?
Ah, you want me to do it again?
Again?
I will do it again, okay?
Then...
It can't be helped.
I will do it again.
One, two...
Yo!
Here we go.
How was it?
Did you get it?
Then, I will announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Yes!
The correct answer is...
Yes!
Yeah!
This is a special handle used to remove the manhole as the text says.
This kind of thing is for sale, isn't it?
I saw it on the Internet and it was just a normal mail order.
Well, it's deep.
See you!
Kyaa!
C-crocodile!
It's a crocodile!
Crocodile!
What's wrong?
Shinobu, help me!
It's a crocodile!
Crocodile, huh?
You made such a fuss over something like that.
Can you deal with it like that?
Hey!
One of them ran away!
Hm?
Anyway, what's wrong?
No...
Why... are you standing up?
Hey, Hikari...
Huh?
We found it, Sayo.
A pitiful crocodile that was beaten with slippers and left this world by human hands...
And a crocodile that was lucky enough to escape...
But why did such a tragedy happen?
Let's go back in time and look back at the world of the crocodile from a few hours ago.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
Hey, Mom.
What do you want?
I was thinking of opening my earrings, but...
Earrings?
Can I do it?
Earrings?
No.
Huh? I didn't ask you.
What are you doing to my dad?
Huh? Making a scene?
It's really annoying.
Annoying? What do you mean?
Annoying? Don't touch me! Seriously, you're annoying.
Hey! Crocodile!
How dare you say that to my dad!
Apologize!
Huh?
I don't want to.
I want to say goodbye to my dad as soon as possible.
Crocodile!
Mom!
What are you doing?
This can't be happening.
How dare you say that?
Who do you think you've raised me up to now?
My dad...
Every day, he goes where those horrible humans are for us...
And he brings us food for us.
Crocodile...
How dare you say that to my dad!
I didn't ask you to bring me food.
And I didn't want you to eat me like that.
Crocodile!
Mom, stop it!
You...
Let me do what I want.
Ugh...
You two are so annoying.
Then I'm going out of the house.
Goodbye.
Hey, wait up, Crocodile!
Since when...
Since when did I become like that?
Anyway, Mom...
This time is dangerous.
Bring Crocodile back.
Please...
Crocodile! I'm worried about you! I'm going home!
Let me go! You're disgusting! You're just disgusting!
Let me go! Where do you think you are?!
I don't care where you are! Let me go!
Okay, goodbye.
Hey! Crocodile, run away!
Could this sound...
Could it be for humans?
Papa got hit by a slipper instead of me!
What's going on? Is Papa okay?
If I hadn't gone out, this wouldn't have happened!
Are you okay, Gokimayo?
I'm okay! More importantly, is Papa okay?
Let's see...
Maybe he won't make it this time...
I'm so sorry! It's all my fault! So don't die, Papa!
That's right...
By the way, today is Gokimayo's birthday, right?
Will you accept this, Papa?
This is...
Gokimayo's favorite shiitake!
And it's unopened!
Will you accept it, Papa?
I'm so happy! Thank you so much, Papa!
If you grill that shiitake and put butter on it...
It'll be so delicious!
Wait, Papa!
Papa!
And like this, one precious life was lost.
What would you do if you were Toka?
There's no way!
That's right!
Let's all treasure our lives.
Sakiko's Ask Meigen Archive Quiz!
I'm going to ask you all the famous sayings you've chosen!
Try and guess what they are!
Okay, try and guess! Here we go!
I'll play it one more time!
Did you get it?
Then, thinking time, start!
*sigh*
Alright, let's see the answer!
The answer is...
Our giant army will forever be extinct!
This is what Mr. Shigeyoshi Nagashima said in his speech at his retirement ceremony.
Alright, bye bye!
Our giant army will forever be extinct!
Alright, let's see the next guest.
Last time on this show...
"Who is that?" asked the young rapper, King Cobra!
You've decided it again today, haven't you? Thank you for coming!
King Cobra-san, did you have any reaction in the last show?
It doesn't matter anymore!
I just want to face it head-on!
So let's go!
Right?
Brother!
Let's go!
Alright!
Can we have you stand-by?
Looks like you're fine with it.
Alright, please go ahead.
Cobra!
Alright, let's put it on the rhythm of rap and have you tell us what it means.
King Cobra-san's "Abenomics"!
Abe's eyes!
However, in order to solve the problems that continue,
Abe thought of economic policy, public sector, financial reform, growth strategy.
If you succeed...
Economic prosperity!
If you fail...
Social equality!
Yeah!
Thank you very much, King Cobra-san!
The New Year is almost over, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's fast, isn't it?
Huh?
What's wrong?
Do you feel like an alien a year earlier?
Well, I don't know for sure, but everyone says so.
I see.
Yes.
Are you used to it?
To what?
The Earth.
I don't know for sure yet, but everyone is so nice to me, so I enjoy it every day.
That's good.
Yes.
Have you found someone you like?
Huh?
I'm asking you if you've found someone you like.
Hey, stop it!
I'm an alien!
Can't aliens find someone they like?
Don't aliens fall in love?
I...
I like you quite a lot.
What?!
Didn't you hear me?
That's why I said I like you!
Wait a minute!
I like you, too!
What?
Even though I'm like this...
Even though I'm an alien like you...
Please go out with me!
Her first kiss since birth.
It made her excited all of a sudden.
Her lips melted and she saw a new evolution.
Gross!
I can't do it.
Why?
Because it's gross.
Not again.
Damn it!
THE END
Even though you're not a foreigner, and even though you don't look like one,
I don't care, just stop flirting with me!
(laughs)
Our next guest is Kingcobra, who is currently playing music at a music festival during a break.
Yo, yo, yo! Kingcobra! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Speaking of Kingcobra, your new album is about to be released.
I'm sure you're looking forward to the sales.
What?!
You don't care about our sales!
I'm Kingcobra!
However, I've never kissed you.
Right, brother?
I've never kissed you, man!
I see.
Well then, please stand by.
(laughs)
That's nice of you.
Well then, please stand by.
What the sick, bruh?!
(laughs)
Well then, let's put you on the rhythm of rap and tell you what it means.
I'm Kingcobra and...
Asean!
(laughs)
Today again, social isolation, isolation, isolation, meaning of isolation, yeah!
Asean, Asean!
Southeast Asian countries created an alliance, and that's Asean!
At first it was five countries, now it's ten countries!
In order to determine Asia's economy and culture, we're all working hard!
Also, it has nothing to do with Asean, but if you like laughing, you know?
I'm self-taught female comedian, and that is...
Asean!
What I'm doing now is...
Asean!
In order to think about Asia's future, instead of worrying about it alone,
let's all gather together and don't forget about Asean's official name, which is...
Southeast Asian Provincial Language!
Thank you very much, that was Kingcobra-san!
Yokoyama Yui's "Bad Quiz" corner!
Here we go!
Question!
Where are the majority of Giri's fathers?
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
The correct answer is...
Giri's father is Gifu, so...
Gifu Prefecture!
That's right.
Well, Hawaii was fun, wasn't it?
As expected, New Year's is limited to Hawaii.
Huh? What's wrong?
Hey, look over there.
Oh no, aren't they reporters?
There are so many of them.
Isn't it bad?
It is.
Maybe we should disguise ourselves and go?
Oh, I see! Did you have that idea?
There's something we can disguise ourselves with.
Wait a minute, please.
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Didn't you just say "do it"?
I said "perform".
I didn't say "perform".
I'm sorry.
I'm counting on you.
Then... bring me my hat.
Hat.
Hurry up.
Got it.
Anyway, you're wearing quite a lot.
How annoying.
Thank you for your kindness.
Hey!
Bring me my hat!
I said "hat"!
I'm sorry.
Can I ask you for a favor?
Wait, wait.
What are you doing?
I don't need your hat.
Bring me my glasses.
You're annoying.
I wonder if she'll bring me my glasses.
How is it?
It's good, it's good!
Is this shrimp gratin?
Shut up!
It's not gratin!
I said "bring me my glasses"!
You know what I mean, right?
Get a hold of yourself.
Mask!
Bring me my mask!
Yes, ma'am.
Got it.
That's right.
That's how it is.
No more rask jokes.
Let's not do masks.
Muffler.
Let's go with muffler!
Muffler?
Yes.
Bring me that.
Yes, ma'am!
Thank you for your kindness!
That's what I'm talking about!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Yes, ma'am!
This isn't muffler, it's muffler.
The one I was wearing is another muffler.
Yes, ma'am.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What's up with you?
Get off me!
You're making me mad!
I'm mad!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I won't let you do it again, you bastard!
Ouch!
It was terrible.
It's your fault!
Why are you wearing a scarf and acting like a racer?
And you're wearing a jacket.
I'm sorry.
It's a waste of time. I'm leaving.
But...
I'll give you a flash.
Congratulations on your marriage!
Congratulations!
It seems like it wasn't us.
You're right.
So it wasn't famous until now?
I can't wait for it to sell!
Who is the superstar of this year?
Who is doing what? Quiz!
Good evening! I'm Asuka Kuromochi.
I'm going to do a move of a superstar.
Guess who is doing what!
It's a hint that I love pro-wrestling.
Here we go!
Did you get it?
I'll do it again for you!
I'll tell you the answer!
The answer is...
It was Koba Shikenta who did a machine gun chop when his anger reached its peak.
How was it? Did you get it?
Bye-bye!
Run away, cockroach!
I was really surprised!
Mayu's "You know it, but you don't know it", "An unexpected place and a pitfall", and "This is also a crime" drawing and singing corner!
It's not that exciting, but in this corner I'd like to tell you some unexpected information about "this is also a crime"
Let's get started! Music, start!
My cell phone's battery died
So I came to "you know it, but you don't know it"
So I charged my cell phone!
Arrested!
This is theft!
I won't miss even a little thing!
I'll arrest you!
Bye bye!