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A person you know but don't know will go through the gap, but what went through it? Quiz!
Now, I will let a person you know go through this gap. Guess what went through it.
Here I go.
I will throw it.
Did you get it?
You didn't get it?
You want me to throw it again?
I will throw it again.
You didn't get it.
I will do it one last time.
I will throw it again.
You just threw it slowly.
How was it?
I will announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
Ta-da!
It was an engraver!
This engraver can engrave pictures and letters from 6,000 to 7,000 times in one minute.
It can be used to decorate watches, rings and letters.
Did you know about it?
Bye bye!
"Hikari TV Presents" "ATB 48 Carns"
That's enough for me.
This young man is the 80th descendant of Ikkyu- san, who is good at tonchi - Hachijyukkyu-san.
Last time I said it was the last episode, but the staff asked me to listen to tonchi and I came back as Hachijyukkyu-san Neo.
Episode One - Hachijyukkyu-san Goes to the TV Bureau.
Today, Hachijyukkyu-san came to the TV Bureau because his older brother, who lives next door, is an AD.
Thank you for coming all the way to the TV Bureau today.
It's my best friend's request for Hachijyukkyu- san, so I'm happy to do it for you.
I never dreamed that my older brother would be an AD for a TV show.
- I'm counting on you. - That's amazing. - It's a lot of work. - What's wrong with you, AD Suzuki?
I'm sorry for not being able to do it all the time.
The guest, Aja Kong-san... No, I haven't said anything yet.
- How... Are you okay? - Haha! Haha! Haha!
No, you don't have to imitate the AD. He's the one who laughs a lot.
I'm in a bit of trouble right now. I'm in a bit of trouble, but...
The guest, Aja Kong-san...
Even though we've been waiting for a long time, she said it wasn't her turn and she's angry.
- What did she say? - What should we do?
- W-w-what should we do? - Five seconds! Three, two...
She's in trouble. What is it? What is it?
- The guest, Aja Kong-san is a little angry. What should we do? - W-what should we do?
I know! I'll leave it to you!
Oh, is that so?
Well, then...
Then, let's go!
Let's go!
No problem!
3, 2...
Why are you using that counter chance?
Will 89-san be able to calm Aja Kong-san's anger with his special knowledge?
Um, this is Aja Kong-san's school.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes!
Excuse me!
Yes!
Excuse me.
It's you!
You made me wait for so long just because you didn't have much of an appearance!
I'm sorry!
Apologizing isn't a problem!
89-san!
I'm scared!
I'm not in a hurry!
Aja Kong-san!
I'm not in a hurry!
You little punk!
It's not "kong" but "kong"!!
I thought you were already irritated!
Aja Kong-san!
I'm not in a hurry!
I said you're not in a hurry, you little punk!
Huh?!
Do you know who I am, you little punk?!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Yes...
Are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
89...
Could it be a different tone?
That tone...
Let's go!
Hey!
Tell this lady to pay more attention!
Yes, of course, Mr. Ajacom.
Ouch!
Yukirin's "Where is this station?" corner!
I'm going to hum the sound of the Yamanotu Line.
Let's go!
Where is this station?
How was it?
Did you get it?
Didn't you?
Let's do it again!
The answer is...
Yoyogi Station!
Yoyogi Station is...
next to Harajuku!
Bye-bye!
Her name is Ms. Tanakiu.
Her trademark is to have three hairs like the ghost in a certain anime.
However, those three hairs were actually struggling like this.
Ms. Tanakiu and her three hairs were working day and night to increase the number of dead animals.
Watch out!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Ouch!
I can't do it anymore!
It's useless no matter how much I earn! It's meaningless!
Don't give up!
If you believe, a new life will be born in this land!
No, it's impossible!
You know, he said that three hairs were his policy!
That's right!
In the first place, he doesn't like to grow hair!
Don't make fun of me!
Be a part of the people who live here!
Anyway!
Have hope!
If you plant seeds like this,
a new life will be born someday!
I'm counting on you!
This village is over.
What?
This sound is...
What?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
At that moment,
Ms. Tanakiru was about to put in a comb, not knowing the hardships of the hairs!
It's out! It's a comb!
It's out!
They are combs! The reason why combs are entangled in hair is because of baldness! It is a complete natural enemy!
It is a complete natural enemy!
Grabbed by a skewer, not a single hair was lost.
I've been taken away!
In this way, Tanakiu-san's hair became two.
However, Tanakiu-san, who couldn't stand it, put in the skewer again.
At that time...
Ah! It's coming! It's coming!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Let's avenge Abe-san!
But we'll definitely lose!
Don't be weak!
All right!
Let's avenge Abe-san!
Huh?
Something's stuck...
We did it! We did it! We got it!
We did it! We got it! We got it!
We got it! We got it!
I'm happy!
Well, we only got two, but...
From now on, let's work together and live on!
We did it! We did it!
Tsukanoba is happy, too.
Again, Tanakyu-san puts her mouth in.
We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
Not this time!
I can't do anything by myself!
This... This can't be!
It's raining!
It's a rain of blessings!
We did it!
Tanakyu-san, who had become a piece of mold,
took out the glue.
Amazing!
However,
silly Tanakyu-san
started putting her mouth in again.
Can you beat me now?
Come on!
If you lose this match, the village will be wiped out.
Do your best, Takahashi!
I can't do it by myself!
In this way, her hair became a cell phone.
At that time...
Surprisingly, a new life was born.
Mom!
That's right.
Their efforts were not in vain.
Poop Adventures on Earth
However, they had a fatal weakness.
That is...
They fainted when the poop stopped.
For that reason, they train day and night.
We are poop adventurers.
Today, we will try
our favorite cup noodles.
- Ikufura. - It's me.
Go!
Hey, you with gunpowder!
Gunpowder...
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry.
An item to convey the voice of an artist to a large audience - a microphone.
This is the story of such a microphone.
Good work on yesterday's concert!
Thank you for your hard work!
Huh? Your voice is hoarse.
I said too much.
You have five days after you scored. You have to think about Phase 5.
I'm sorry.
Fujie-neesan's technique. It's better to steal it.
I'll teach you specially today.
If you try to speak up yourself, you'll get caught.
But music is not alone.
You should believe that the staff around you will help you become a voice actress and give yourself up.
It's deep.
I've come this far in a trust relationship.
That's why you hit the center.
I'll learn.
Oh, the voice staff is here.
I wonder if it's a confirmation of their voices.
I'm fine.
I've come this far in a trust relationship.
(Laughter)
Tesu tesu tesu
This guy is a newcomer.
He doesn't read the atmosphere.
He smells like garlic.
He is definitely a newcomer!
Tesu tesu tesu
TESU!
Tesu tesu tesu tesu tesu!
I told you to say "tesu" once.
(Laughter)
As expected of you!
I am currently testing the microphone!
I am back! I am Michael Tomioka!
(Laughter)
How is it?
I did it!
(Laughter)
Michael Tomioka...
Who is impersonating you?
Fujii is a drunk dragon.
I like Suzuki!
Fujii is a drunk dragon.
I hate Suzuki!
(Laughter)
Is it funny?
(Laughter)
Is it funny?
(Laughter)
Is it funny?
(Laughter)
Mic test is okay!
(Laughter)
Was I the only one who was worried?
Sister!
Don't come!
It's a center mic, so it's a final check!
It's still okay...
(Laughter)
And...
The live started!
(Laughter)
Everyone!
Today, AKB48's "the three of us" came to the live!
Thank you so much!
Everyone!
Aren't you tired?
Are you still okay?
Arena!
Are you okay?
Mic test, are you okay?
Are you okay?
(Laughter)
Then, it will be the last song!
"Heavy Rotation"!
One! Two! Three! Four!
"Heavy Rotation"!
Heavy Rotation
Alright! Let's do it!
You're not supposed to sing!
I'm sorry.
Sakiko is going to give you a famous quote quiz!
I'm going to ask you a famous quote that you chose on your own!
Please guess what I'm saying!
Please guess! Here we go!
Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk!
Did you get it?
I'm going to ask you a special one!
You're not supposed to sing it anymore!
Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk!
Did you get it?
Alright! Thinking time, start!
Alright! Here's the answer! The correct answer is...
The enemy is in Honnouji!
Did you get it?
This is what Akechi Mitsuhide, a samurai of the Heavenly Kingdom, said when he attacked Otanobunaga in Honnouji.
He did say it, didn't he?
Alright! Bye bye!
This young man is the 80th descendant of Ikkyu- san, who is good at fighting.
Part Two - Ikkyu-san gets involved with Chimpira
Give me back my money!
I don't have any money!
Then I'll do an impersonation of you.
I can't do it.
I'm not saying you can't do it, I'm saying you should do it!
Then I'll do an impersonation of Zakiyama-san.
Zakiyama is coming!
Kosei, you're hurting me!
It hurts! Don't push me!
Man, it was a disaster the other day.
Pro wrestlers hate the air that comes out of their chest.
Oh, Hachijyukkyu!
Oh, hey, Ittetadono!
You know, I want you to prepare a wrestler who doesn't look like she's in pain, but actually looks like she is.
Hey, Hachijyukkyu!
Huh?
I'm in a pinch! Help me!
What's with her?
Should we just kill her?
You're right!
You guys...
Violence is bad.
Who are you talking to?!
Huh?!
What should I do? I'm scared!
I'm not in a hurry! I'm not in a hurry!
You know, I'm not scared of anything other than Ajacomba-san!
Take it easy.
You guys don't know! Hachijyukkyu uses tonchi!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
What are you doing?
You turned up too early and you didn't talk to the producer!
You forgot!
That was because you only had one exterminator...
Yokoyama Yui's Nicki Minaj Quiz!
Here is the question.
How far is it from your house to the teacher's house?
Who is "takeru"? And who is "sensei"?
Let's thinking!
What? The question is too difficult?
Well, it's a mini-corner, so don't worry about little things!
That's "wakachiko" "wakachiko"!
OK, thinking time is over.
The answer is...
"sensei"'s house... "sensei"'s house...
"sensei"'chi"... "sensei"'chi"... "sensei"'chi"...
It's "sensei"'chi"!
"sensei"'chi"...
That is...
10 meters!
If you said it right, congratulations!
If you said it wrong, don't be depressed!
"donmai" "donmai" "donmai" "keru"?
"keru" "keru" "keru" "keru" "keru" "keru" "keru"
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience.
Today, I would like to talk with Mr. Copycat, an actor of "Ubermango Republic" who starred in "The 48 Adventures of A, K and B".
However, I would like to talk with you right now.
In order to translate the language of "Ubermango Republic",
Mr. Copycat has to translate a lot of languages.
That's why we have a translator with us today.
Oh, you are the one who is sitting over there, right?
You are a cheerful person.
Now, I would like to ask you some questions.
What kind of role did you play in this movie?
As I expected, you started with English.
If you could speak French, would you need a first- time English speaker?
You have curry rice on your head.
Which country are you from?
Even Indians don't put curry rice on their heads.
It's delicious!
Isn't it too short? Did you get it?
What? Did you get it by telepathy?
I'm surprised! I'm translating by telepathy!
Amigo!
Caboten? Tacos? Amigo!
An alien appeared!
An alien appeared in the middle of listening to the words of the Umamango Republic!
What kind of role have you played?
What? You're back to Japanese!
A dog appeared! Why is there a dog after an alien?
What are you trying to hear from a dog? Are you okay? Will you pass this interview?
She finally got it!
Salastapetasuppe!
Did you let the dog fly in front of you? Didn't you need it in the first place?
I can't do it!
You look like you're having fun!
Did you fall asleep? Did you fall asleep because of all the telepathy?
Salastapetasuppe!
Did you fall asleep? Did you fall asleep because of all the telepathy?
You're so mean! You're so mean even though you fell asleep!
She's so sleepy! Can someone who's that sleepy use telepathy properly?
It looks like she got it!
Did you eat curry? Why did you say "curry" just now?
It's a high-level question! I can't wait to know what you know!
What actually it is?
The answer is finally back! The question was "what kind of role did you play?"
Now, what is the answer of the actor of "Ubabango Kyoogoku", Mr. Koppecut?
I can't wait to see it!
You're noisy!
Amazing!
You're all talking down to me!
Thank you for today!
You're the only one who hasn't written a love song yet, aren't you?
You're really an actor, aren't you?
Yes!
You're really an actor, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
I'm sure you are!
No, don't say that!
There are many other actors like you, so you have to write a love song!
That's right!
I don't know...
I feel like I'm a kindergarten teacher!
Milky's love song pontonmaru!
In this corner, Milky replaces the anger in one's heart with anger in another person's heart.
Milky chooses the degree of anger that changes in six stages and replaces it with anger in another person's heart.
Now, I have someone who has been with me for two years.
At first, he emailed me at least thirty times a day, but now it's twenty-five times a day.
I don't understand him anymore.
Is my love for him fading?
Even so, I like him and I can't be angry with him, so please be angry with me instead, Watanabe-san!
I don't think I can be angry with you.
But I don't like the way you say "be angry with me" and I don't like your attitude.
So I would like to be angry with you.
So, my anger level is...
THIS!
So, I would like to be angry with you right now.
Seriously angry!
I think you were cute.
Well, I hope you live happily ever after.
Everyone, please send me lots of love!
Bye-bye!